>>686949845
67. retired FBI agent

29.

Broken hearted, unfulfilled, gas trader.

>>686949845
12. I own a chain of strip clubs

20
Military, it's ok

23. GM at Chipotle

>>686949845
25. software engineer

23 security guard

28
baker

25 geologist

>>686949845
19, Librarian.

>>686949845
21
Pizza Delivery

I get to drive and listen to Audiobooks.

Need another job where I don't have to interact with faggots over a prolonged shift.

33. Medic.

42 today...my birthday!

Old as fuck but look and act 28. Get carded for booze and at clubs.

Analyst. It's okay. $70K+ a year, but living in New Orleans, so it's apartment living for me!

20. Law student.

>>686950891
Have some girl ever opened the door naked?

>>686949845
30....basically nothing, wife works and I lay around and cry

19. Work at Whole Foods and own my own business

>>686950245
Summer fag

20, full-time student
working as a network admin intern this summer and have my help desk technician job waiting for me back at uni

>>686951026
yeah but it was my mom....

25 union elevator constructor/mechanic

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>>686949931
>retired FBI agent
>retired
oh hai

26 personal trainer
I get to where shorts too work and i tell people how to work out properly and they give me money :D

>>686949845
38
mend fuel pumps at gas stations and truckstops etc

>>686951304
how many cougars have you fucked?

>>686951026
Na, but back when I was doing deliveries for woolworths(groceries supermarket) I'd had bra and panties twice at the door and the bubbliest booty I ever done seent in my life.

As far as door encounters go for pizza it's more people having parties and offering you bong rips.

It's okay.

28
Railroad Signalman
100k /year

34, TSA agent

>>686949845
22
work with retarded kids
up to about 30$/hour

21.
I work as a freelance graphic designer and i don't earn shit, i'm also at college but maybe i'll quit. Life is kinda confused now.

>>686951451

Heard that's good to get into. Don't you need like an inside source though to get in?

>>686949845
32
Your mom

>>686951470

How many assholes have you searched

19. Logistics and shipments.

>>686950378
Salary?

29, IT Engineer.

18. Work at a chick fil a restaurant with a bunch of degenerates

23almost24
ff/emt-p

27. International drug dealer

>>686949845
20
Millitary

23
Jimmy John's delivery driver
about to go back to school

22 electrical engineer

31
ambulance service
23k

>>686951574
I had a degree in electrical engineering and got lucky when they were hireing. I had absolutely no one helping from the inside so it was really nerve racking hiring process Awesome job though once you're in

18
Nothing ATM

18, Certified desktop support. 30k.
>Comptia and Microsoft for those of whom wondering.

>>686951537
you sound like my ex

21, school.

26, planning specialist for UPS package.

>>686951822
Why?

>>686951663
go to college

>>686950378
Thanks for the e coli, prick.

Aren't you basically a food cult?

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22. Photojournalist for a large news Corp in Canuckistan. Good days and bad days, but always something different. Plus I get to see dead guys.

>>686950973
>new orleans

How tf are you alive?

>>686951272
At least post the actual pic, not the fucking thumbnail

39
CEO of a hospital in Texas

21 Looking for a summer job to pay next years college tuition (Netherlands).
Can do basic office work, reception, supply management, events etc.

I WOULD LOVE TO FIND A JOB THROUGH 4CHAN, I will get a plaque to remember it.

31, Sandwich Artist

>>686950417
>25. software engineer
Same here, actually. Guess I'm not too surprised though.

16. High Schooler. I make commercials for $500 each.

>>686951672
I make $43k a year to make schedules and make college kids cry, that is literally what I do.

>>686952001

A lot of Chipotle employees take the culture too seriously. Most of us don't.

>>686951537
I also did graphic design, people liked my work but it is a really bad decision. Not a thing is sure, and everyone is trying to become one. I changed my education into a more certain way. Not judging but seriously learn electro technique or something like that cause nobody needs another graphuc designer and if you really want you can do it on the side of a good paying steady job.

>>686952208
Rent the holes in your body to people. It's legal there, right?

>>686951574
They were hiring around me a while back, basically unless you know someone who works in the airport you aren't getting a job.

I applied for their fire dept and the TSA, Volunteer fire for 5 years Fire 1 and 2, ICS100200and 700, EMT for 6, self defense training, worked management in retail, references from my police chief, mayor, fire chief, basically an HR persons wet dream I didn't even get a call for an interview.

Kid who just got his emt and was going to school for fire 1 applies and gets the paid 60k a year ff job because his dad is retiring.

God I fucking hate Jersey.

>>686951805
Shit where do you work so I know to avoid it? I hope somewhere down south where that might actually be enough to live off of.

29, large watercraft engineer - write the maintenance procedures.

>>686952124
>this mad
what, do you need to see the individual bristles of chris' beard to enjoy yourself?
fuck off dipshit

26
Gay for pay

>>686952378
There's actually a story where a 62 year old woman almost lost her unemployment coverage because she turned down a job offer as a prostitute. Gotta love bureaucracy.

>>686952208
Kankerop lul, zoek gewoon een baan zoals iedereen doet. Nouja behalve ik dan.

>>686952464
I work down south, and I'm lower tier so I'm on the rubbish wage to begin with

>>686952588
That is pretty fucking horrifying.

34, consultant

>>686952324
Yeah chipotle sounds 10x easier than a real kitchen. I did dish for a year and then a server. Worst job of my life. I'm gonna guess you fucked all the cute one, any plans for your next job?

>>686952310
Underage b&

>>686952675
Actually it's pretty fucking hilarious. And it led to legislation regulating the industry giving it a special employment position or some shit like that.

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>>686952310

>>686951426
bra and panties why they do this?

55 telecom lineman. 53k

21 Software Engineer

>>686952826
>>686952725
what's the problem bro?

>>686949845
28.
Murder.

>>686952699
It is a real kitchen, but back of house and my kitchen managers do all the real work. I would say a KM does 75% of what the store needs. And that is our lowest management position. As soon as you start moving up its cake. I don't want to be restauranteur I want to work in IT. So I might try to work for Chipotle corporate in Denver, work from home, and tell dumb ass managers to reset their routers when they call me.

25; work at an architect firm

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>How old are you?
I'm 38.

>And what do you do for a living?
I'm a cashier at In-N-Out Burger.

>>686953094
You do the good Lord's work, sir.

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21
Infantryman

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>>686952994
Can't you read you dumbass?

>>686953094
Damn dude, that is sad...

>>686952648
Bah, I want to move out of Jersey and get a ff/emt job somewhere else but everywhere I want to go pay sucks.

>>686953094
>>686953347 <<< this is even sadder.

19
Walmart Electronics Sale Associate
11/hour

20

Crossfit/ weightlifting Coach
Pizza delivery/server

>>686953564
That's the NHS for you, only decent money is for paramedics and higher grades/management

>>686953416
haha the spiderman is just hilarious

17 student

>>686949845
24
Paid Clinton Foundation Blogger
80k

>>686953787
Oh Jeez I was talking about the states, you'd be sick to your stomach if you knew how much paramedics and nurses make over here

>>686953915
You hiring?

>>686954018
Yeah, over here technicians and drivers earn fuck all in comparison.

>>686953347
Making my way downtown

31 yo
italian software engineer

>>686951470

how much does that shit pay? I travel a lot and it seems like a cake job.

>>686949845
51
plumber

>>686953024
IT is fucking horrible. I work in it and regret it terribly.

>>686954571
In the Netherlands you aren't allowed to check passports without military training. Wouldn't image the US being less strict about that.

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-23
-Engineering student
-During summers I'm a trainee in a company that makes pulp mills and similar big things
-In the future I hope that I have my own company

22
Public transport management () - as transport engineer

Hyatt Hotel Manager
75k

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>>686950245
.

>>686954677
That's why you don't stay in it forever. I'm going to climb the ladder to become a network architect then open a business.

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19, college student.
>Play trumpet at Medieval Times for $10/hour over breaks
>Work as a CNA for $12/hour over breaks
>Grade Bio tests at uni for $9/hour (tax free)

31 - teacher (high school)

>>686955710
Cuck, you fuck any kids yet?

>>686955710
I'm so very curious about our next generation.

26 programmer

25
No job for 6 years/ professional leech

Trump 2016

>>686949845
50. RN

21, graduating from Media Management this summer

>>686950417
Are you a bonded engineer or do you just use the word to sound fancy?

>>686955710
Do you teach them all about ebin menes?

22 US Army, Infantry.

>>686956200
Dead man walking

>>686956200
Thank you for your service. You've earned those dubs.

>>686956200
Do you enjoy it?
I am a 20 year old University student considering the Army.

23 pharmacy

26, General IT Tech.

It kinda sucks. No health insurance through the company I'm with, and I make basically shit. :(


>>686950417
Man, good choice.

24 pharmacist

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５４　大統領

>>686956771
>a person that goes to university
>is actually convinced that going to the army is a good idea by any means

Woah.

>>686954757
Lol. The TSA education requirements here are basically a fucking joke. They hire people with GED's or highschool diploma's, put them through a little training course, and put them on the floor; from my understanding.

Basically no education requirements.

26 fire safety technician

i dunno really kinda cool but also kinda sucks

>>686957226
There are plenty of college graduates in the services as both enlisted and officers

>>686957471
How does a foreigner get a job there?
I'm not colourblind and am very good at thinking turbans are a muslim thing. I'm also very supportive towards middle-aged whales who think a maths professor might be a terrorist.

I'm 18yo, living at home with my parents and working at local retail store for a living

20
Work in an Apple Store

>>686957226
Honestly I am not a smart person and was pressured into college by my family.

>History major
>2.5 gpa

22. Jimmy Johns driver. Make surprisingly good money.

>>686949845

26
Brokerage Consultant

18 and i dont do shit. I want to go to community college soon

25 Instrument tech at a chemical plant. $42/hr

>>686952208
Zoek De Parade op. Daar hebben ze vaak wel mensen nodig

>>686958125

college is a waste. there was maybe 2 classes that were worth my time. I'm a business owner, banks still gave me zero loans with a Entrepreneurship degree and good credit. School was pointless. I now make around 200k a year. Don't go to school unless you want to be in the medical field.

>>686958449
Klinkt goed, maar 25 euro per dag is een slavenloon man. Ik moet toch de rekeningen betalen.

>>686958713
ga bij Action werken, doe ik ook

>>686949845
19
i work at an assembly line, but i'm basically a glorified hot dog packer

>>686958816
Maar ik ben blank en ik heb de havo afgemaakt. Dan mag het toch niet meer?

>>686949845
18, barista at a coffee shop

>>686959008
hahaha
Een vriend van mij doet verkoop op straat voor oa HelloFresh. Hij verdient daar zeer goed mee.
Heb je andere opleidingen gedaan buiten havo?

>>686949845
27 warehouse management system admin

40
American
HS and University teacher/instructor

27 Paleontologist

>>686953791
Get out of here summerfag

20
Exploited by a jew boss who fucked my mother when they were young

38, project coordinator and design/specification engineer at a local firm.

>>686958593
so youre telling me theres no way any college experience or degress will help me? a buddy of mine and i have talk about starting our own busniess. what kind of business do you run?

>>686956519
Pretty much man.

>>686956744
Thanks for your support.

>>686956771
No, I fucking hate it. I spend every waking minute of my life counting down to the day I get out.

>>686955811

it's goin downwards.

>>686949845
23, seafarer. 2nd Mate to be exact. Currently studying for chief mate and captain liscense.

>>686959745

Retail. Don't enroll full time. Take an entrepreneurship class and small business finance. Those 2 courses taught me everything I needed to know. Started my business with 15k of savings, since banks suck.

I sell paint and paint accessories

>>686959440
>HS and University teacher/instructor
why?

20. Work in high end car dealership.

Wages are absolute shit, just above minimum wage. Selling cars worth ten years salary.

Commission is fucking sweet though

30 medically retired from military live on 100% VA and ssdi.

I'm always bored as fuck.

40
cab driver

I'm actually kinda playing hookey right now.

>>686960051
where do you reside anon? i plan on going about 3 days out of the week, is that possible? also, whats the name of you business

>>686960143
Why both? I have two jobs. I have a Masters degree so i can teach university. I get paid well and I'm off in the summer. But yeah a lot of kids are retarded

>>686960143
Those who can, do.
Those who can't, teach.

>>686960389
Mods

>>686960389
kek

>>686960475
Have fucked. Several college girls

>>686960389
Their reaction time is rather impressive.

20
Lighting Programmer and Technical Director for big tv network in newyork.
$175,000/year

>>686949845
19
College Student (SDSU)

24 Engineer for the DOD

>>686960674
mods mods mods

>>686960775
What kind of engineer?

>>686960521
I've never heard that one before

>>686960674
MAHDS

>>686960521
Those who are unoriginal repeat this

24. I'm a manager and director of social media at spiritual shop, I'm an art student, I own my own company, and I sell weed.

>>686960674

wtf dude

18

graduated 2 weeks ago

>>686960521
I don't fully believe this. I've thought about teaching just to be a positive influence on kids, regardless of money, and I've already accomplished what I set out to do with my life.

19
Stake(gamble) in this game called runescape

>>686949845
20
QA at food lion

>>686959499
You study paleomagnetism?

>>686960863
Clichés are cliché for a reason.

>>686960883
what state/hs?

29.

Was previously a corn breeding assistant for dupont pioneer. Now I'm jobless and learning web dev on my own, since I saved up like 8 months of expenses to live off of.

>>686949845
27
Manufacturing job (glass panels for kitchens and bathrooms)
I shouldn't be siting here with you kids...

26

Chef at Best Buy

http://www.strawpoll.me/10348569

>>686961014
oops you did it again

24 archeologist
You know the usual

>>686949845
20.

Looking for a new job. Used to be a dishwasher.

Someone post more hooters girls preferably flashing

>>686961014
MODS MODS MODS !!
Fuck those sick gay pedos

>>686960959
More power to you Anon, if that is your calling, go for it. I've been teaching for 10 years, the turn over rate is very high. If you like what you're doing and you're good at it, then by all means go for it

>>686949931
Soooooo you're a pedophile? Fucking degenerate

23. Carpenter

29

Customs agent

I'm 25 and I work at Buffalo Wild Wings, currently in welding school.

>>686961294
No you little shit, thats the CIA.

9, I shill Trump here for 10 $/ 1 You

>>686950973
>New Orleans
You must be used to the smell of shit then.

19.

Work in a furni factory

>>686949845
18, waiter, wish I was dead sometimes. At least once a day. Do a large amount of drugs at night to feel good for a little bit. Miss my girlfriend

28. Online marketing manager.

24, factory work that produces sheet metal and plastics, it's hard work but the pay is good.

>>686951044
Why don't you work?

>>686949845
19
School
Eloboost

34
neet

>>686949845
24, male, chef de cuisine

23, police officer.

>>686950435
wtf are you doing on /b/

25
Student with no life reposting all fags who claim to be under 18
I have no life

24 pro gamer (csgo if you're wondering what game)

>>686960521
That's beyond retarded.
You can't teach what you can't do.

19
warehouse wageslave
driving forklift and drinking coffee
:/

>>686960471

I'm in Chicago. Not going to give out the name of my business on 4chan lol. You could easily go 1-2 days a week. Like I said, just look into small business classes and go from there. LEARN from it. Degrees don't matter anymore.

>>686961882
How much do you make and how?

>>686961882
Tier 1 or Tier 100?

>>686960737

bullshit

>>686962064
Probably gold on faceit

24, Tattoo artist

22
NEET/Engineer
~2M/yr

21. I work in a kitchen and an ice cream parlor in my local vacation town. It's just a summer job.

>>686962291
Can I have 40$

>>686962111
checked, how is this bullshit? I started working professionally when I was a freshman in high school. I got a huge head start because i had a family friend in the business. Been working for 6 years now. Skipped college because that's a waste of money.

>>686949845
20, truck mechanic

21. Studying in my last year to become a car designer.

>>686961985
my man, good looking

>>686949845
27. Level 2 help desk. Could be better, could be worse. Hopefully this will help me into a sys admin/network engineer position.

>>686952379
It's like that every where. It sucks.

>>686961159
LOL

20
Combat engineer

19.
About to enter my third year of cyber security studies.

>>686962465

It's cool, I know people who live in their parents basement until 30. Don't worry about being unemployed anon

32 CIA field agent.

Currently stationed in Moscow, Russia.

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>>686949845
Age: 34
Country: Norway
For a living: Electrician

17, and will start med school in the spring.

47
Don't do shit. I'm disabled. 7 strokes did me in. My wife supports me while I sit home and smoke pot all day.

46. Architect in Sydney.

24
Real estate investor and auditor. Going to quit the job in about a year and be a full time dad and investor.

>>686963504
HI Cameron

>>686961918
I agree with you, but what you said isnt true.
>poor family, could never afford a car
>do lots of reading on driving because for some reason that was I feel like
>see all of the pictures of the inside of a car
>read what all the things do and how to use them

A person like that would be able to teach another person how to drive, without having driven themselves

>>686957640
If you go into the military with a college degree you need to make sure it's a useful degree for them to have otherwise your prospects are better in the civilian world.

20: park ranger

>>686952867

why wear pants in your own house?

>>686963309
mad because poor.

>>686949845

40

co-founder and CEO of legal cannabis company..