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Hey /b/, newfag here, had a stroke and got told that I have an arteriovenous malformation in the brain. Im in the ICU right now, full of meds and not a penny to my name, will be here for a week or more. So Im begging /b/ to set me up with MGSVTPP on steam so I can pass the time and get what is left of my mind of this shit. Steam Id STEAM_0:0:27779010 If anyone is feeling generous beyond measure I will accept other Steam stuff with a fuck ton of gratz.
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Check my 6
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>>686946667
post another picture on your steam community profile of the hospital room with your right hand visible and i'll do it
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that is my right hand in the pic, thats the IV to my right
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I hope you die in the hospital.
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>>686947187
Ooooh so edgy
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>>686947187
Right after your ass gets put down cause of the supergiganiga aids you got from your sister
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>>686946667
gonna need a time stamp and factual evidence you're in this condition
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>>686946667
pls fuck off die.
>I finally thought steam begging threads were done
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>>686948169
>>686947866
>admitted newfag (hurrr merely ironically pretending!12!)
>suffer a stroke at a young age
>end up in the hospital
>"better beg for video games!"

Seriously, die in the hospital today.
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>>686946667
So sorry to here that brother, Hope you get well very soon,,!!!! I know nothing about steam so sorry I can't help there. Hang in there buddy, you'll be A Ok... greetings from The PeaceMaker
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>>686948217
This. I'm willing to provide the DLCs too but OP only has less than 10 minutes left to follow up with more proof he's actually in the hospital.
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There you go /b/
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>>686949043
Too bad no steam ID. You have less than 6 minutes before the sale ends.
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ye im begging for games, worked since i was 12, payed my way through school, college and uni, only to get this shit at 27. In a 4x5 room with fuck all to do.
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>>686949043
>30/5/16
>not murikan
you should be saving huge amounts of money on your medical bills holy shit buy the game yourself.
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>>686949832
It's not 17:47 anymore. Liar
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>>686949832
I'm not finding that Steam page
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>>686949541
Oh ye totally, on fucking minimum wage, with insurance prices for every fucking thing being through the roof. Ye I fucking would buy them, if I had the money. Think I like doing this shit? Fucking lowest point of my life
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>>686949348
His Steam ID is in OP's first post.
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steamID STEAM_0:0:27779010
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>>686946667
>begging for games

kill yourself while you are there
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>>686946667
Ask the doc what's the best way to kill yourself
doctors have a very high suicide rate so he's probably thought this one over, and has a few nice stories to share
hook us up with some useful dirt, and ask him if niggers are really inferior to aryans too cause /pol/
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>>686950283
Fucking would if I knew it would come to this.
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>>686950196
post full link
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>>686950420
Mine is a German, blond blue eyed dude, pretty sure he has a few pointers
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>>686946667
How are you feeling Op..? Did you have any surgeries..?/ Are they giving you good drugs..? Kek kek
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http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198015823748
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>>686950046
Hey you, out there in the cold standing naked by the phone can you touch me?

>and the worms ate into his brain

Sorry OP I don't know why I'm posting pink Floyd lyrics
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>>686950196
That's not a working steam id. Where the fuck am I supposed to type this shit? URL bar? You do that and see where it leads you.
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2016 and not proper insured
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>>686946667
nigger when u dont have a peso your medical billz are free. just ax a mexican.
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>>686950046
>claims to have hesitation about begging
>still goes ahead and makes the thread
>makes the thread with "im in hospital feel sry 4 me" sympathy bullshit to ensure games
>still goes on to say it's low point of life and "doesn't want to do it"
>keeps obliging people asking for more proof

Don't kill yourself. Just simply die.
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That abtard stuff is an opiate 30mgs, only thing that brings down the headaches for 11/10 to a 6/10. This shit is inoperable, right now im waiting for an mri, they gave me a spinal tap, 4 attempts before they found the cord. Mother of god, that was a new level of pain.
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i would but I'm penniless too till tomorow. What's it feel like to have a stroke? just curious
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>>686951177
pain aint got nothin on being ded
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>>686951330
also were you fapping when it happened?
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>>686946667
Any cheaper games you would settle for? I have like 15 dollars, but I know how it must suck sitting where you are.
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>>686951330
Like being struck with electricity, but it keeps going for ages, colors and shapes show up in your vision and you panic
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Stop begging for shit OP.
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>>686951726
Beggars cant be choosers, I will take anything. But at the same time it will not change what has happened to me so if you are down to 15 dollars I cant really ask you to be altruistic with them
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>>686951967
Translation: give me MGSVTPP or don't even bother.

We all know you wouldn't play that $15 game because it isn't what you were looking for.
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>>686951907
Am I forcing people? Fuck no, this is a question of selfless giving, donating, dont want to or cant, nobody is forcing you. Lighten up and go fuck yourself
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>>686952117
You're definitely trying to hold people emotionally hostage with your overly sympathetic story. You end up getting a stroke and instead of resting, your first thought is to go on /b/ to beg for a video game. Not only that, but you actually feel entitled to a game with the way you've been responding to people. Read between the lines.
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>>686952108
I love the bitterness and fact that you think I am a cunt and am extorting this shit. Like I said, dont want to dont give me shit, that is ok. I will take anything, MGS was on sale and it seemed like something that could occupy me for while, that is why I asked for it. And yes I am explaining myself, I have fuck all to do and really fuck all I can do, apart from sitting here
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>>686946667
Fake as fuck, what a fucking scam. OP is a janitor at a hospital, nice try faggot.
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>>686952472
When I read through sob stories or just people straight up asking for shit, if I could afford it and felt like it I payed and gave them stuff. Not because I had to, because I wanted to.
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You're going to die OP and nobody will care
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>>686952777
Lucky 7 woohoo
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>>686952777
Checked
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>>686952472
there's no rule on /b/ that u have to be a total cunt. You know that right?
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>>686952860
If its my time to die its my time to die, I made piece with that fact a long time ago
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>>686952777
We know you didn't give anything to anyone because you complained posts ago that you were minimum wage and too poor to even take care of yourself.

If you really gifted people in the past, show us your gifting history on steam.
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>>686952923
Its a matter of opinion, opinions are like assholes, everyone has one. So you cant really blame him for wanting to show his of
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>>686952923
There's no rule on the internet that someone has to be nice to you. I'm being honest, I think you're a manipulative cunt to be using your current condition to get video games. You're a subpar human.
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>>686952923
But there is certainly a rule on 4chan that says you can't create begging threads. Check up Global Rule 11 you dumbass.
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>>686953108
That was me who said that. I'm not OP, just another guy who thinks you're an asshole. The guy just had a stroke. You don't have to give him anything. Being an asshole about it is just low class though. I hope you get a stroke faggot.
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>>686953262
If I broke a rule its up to the mods to delete the thread
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>>686953303
>t-t-that wasn't OP that was someone else

That's the awesome thing about a wholly anonymous board: you can say it's not (You) and it could be true.

But the fact you're defending a random stranger on the internet begging for video games is laughable. You're just as big a beta as he is if you're serious.
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Just goes to show that most humans are bitter, grumpy assholes
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>>686946667
You're a faggot
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>>686953731
Just goes to show that people will say anything to get something.

>you people are so mean
>please prove there are good people left by giving me games

You are desperate and trying to b8 hard.
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>>686953886
what a come back. Took you long enough
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>>686946667
just die scrounging cunt
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>>686953898
Goes to show that you have fuck all else to do apart from sitting in this thread, discrediting me and being a cunt for no fucking reason
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>>686948415
Top Kek
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>>686946667
so you are literally a fat balding neckbeard, how old are you?
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>>686954108
After you
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posts pics of yank hospital man then has GB steam id ..
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>>686954260
May be so, but at least I have worked my ass of for the last 15 years as a mechanical engineer, building and fixing shit assholes like you depend on to move your asses around. Ye it cost me my health and hair but at least if I die I wont die a basement dwelling troll
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>>686954565
I am in a GB hospital, Salford Royal Hospital
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this
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>>686954194
>wahh people are being mean to me and not giving me video games
>people being mean to me, on 4chan!
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OP, you're wasting your time trying to get sympathy from the likes of /b/ members. I know you're in pain, but please save your dignity and if you truly need a game, try reddit. Don't reply back to anymore of these unsympathetic comments. Just leave it be.
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>>686954600
I didnt want to be mean. sorry.
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>>686954600
Meanwhile, other people, like your doctor, chose a different path in life so they wouldn't end up in a lower class, subservient job like you. What's your point?
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>>686954800
Now where the fuck did you get that idea from? I came here knowing perfectly well what this is and who inhabits 4chan and /b/ would not be here if I could not take some heat from a few keyboard warriors
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>>686954690
Prove it Cancer newfag
I live in Bolton will come end you Fag
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>>686955105
Come on you slut, im in the EAU right now, ground floor, room 17
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>>686954992
or Imgur direct. Those cucks love to feel good about themselves.
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>>686955260
on way to end you now ..sleep tite will upload me throttling the shit life out you for B/
Top Kek ..
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>>686955087
wah wah ..wah
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>>686955577
Nah really, is that all you got? I was expecting at least some top kek shit from the likes of you
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>>686955515
Cmon cunt, Ill be here for a while
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Dubs buys game. Roll faggots
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>>686955718
I aint begging on B/ for games you..shameful chav pikey scum
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>>686955777
Checked
OP checks out
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>>686955087
>"I came here knowing perfectly well what this is and who inhabits 4chan and /b/ would not be here if I could not take some heat from a few keyboard warriors"
>spends several posts groaning about how people are mean and >>686954194
"being a cunt for no fucking reason"

bretty gud b8, i'd r8 it 3/8
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>>686955777
dont deserve them dubs an trips cos you an autist newfag
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>>686956025
Oh cmon is that it? Dont hold back /b/ show me some kek worthy shit. At least now I am not as bored or depressed as I was
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>>686956105
he still a scrounging deded asshole
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should I?
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>>686956239
holly fuck lucky 777 twice in one thread, nice
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>>686956117
faggot,...u know it nevaaaa
so much faggot inside you
more THAN OP
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>>686956259
think I will ring you shithead ..
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>>686956540
up to you dude
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Is this your steam acc?
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>>686956693
ye
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Richfag here, dubs gets their entire wishlist bought
No limit of winners
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>>686951177
Opiates are gr8 OP, am on some Vicodin as we speak albeit for recreation.
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>>686956766
Rolling
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Well, you can tell school is out in some places. There's way to much summer in this thread. Underage edge lords up in here
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>>686956540
I think you should anon.
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>>686956811
Hm shame I don't have a Steam, else I'd have won a lot of games from that poser >>686956766
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>>686956841
>trying too hard
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Ill do it OP so long as you promise to ship me some of those sweet sweet oxys
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>>686956811
The sweats are killing me tho, had like 4 pints of water and am still thirsty as fuck
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>>686956766
Bogusfag checked tho
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>>686956766
rolling, send them here
[email protected]
>>686956985
You didn't even quote him you newfag, no games for you
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>>686951177
dubs dubz
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>>686957001
Yes they are
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>>686957067
Aye, not very cozy anymore when you're sweating your balls off lol
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Stop trying to leech off us and get a job if you need money faggot.
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>>686957171
>just said I didn't have a steam
>"no games for you"

How fuckin' dense are you?
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>>686957259
I never did anything apart from weed and even that was 10 years ago, so these have got me orbiting the sun right now. Head is still pounding like a jackhammer
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OP crying cos everyone getting credits unlike him
top tier kek
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>>686946667
Maybe you wouldn't have had a stroke if you weren't such a fat piece of shit OP.
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>>686956766
/LaserBigDick
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>>686957447
kek'd
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>>686956766
Roll

http://steamcommunity.com/id/kqly

DON'T MIND THE VAC BAN, IT WAS MY FUCKING ASSHOLE BROTHER
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>>686956766

ROLLING
http://steamcommunity.com/id/joris-shuffle
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>>686957666

http://steamcommunity.com/id/LaserBigDick
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>>686957038
Might as well share some, got given tons and will be on them until im dead
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>>686956970
What's a good reason to gift OP?
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>>686957666
I said dubs, not trips
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>>686951135
Unfortunately not true. I went to the er with chest pains last year and got hit with a bill for almost five thousand dollars. My insurance deductible is (surprise surprise) five thousand dollars. I was declined for medicaid because I make too much money even though I only make thirteen bucks an hour.
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>>686958192
Plz papi xx trips are better
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>>686958164
Fucking none dude, im begging not giving out reasons for why people should give me shit for free.
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>>686950625
"This user has also played as:
Cypher

The Kid

Death The Kid

Jr.

F.U.C.K."

simply amazing
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>>686958388
I know I know, ironic isnt it?
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>>686958284
OP is a murican again wtf ?
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>>686950046
I feel for ya. What where the initial symptoms? What's the possibility of a non surgical solution?
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>>686958164
He's sick and just wants a game. It's your money. Ultimately, it's up to you if you decide you want to be generous or not.
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>>686958522
Nope, worked in the states for 2 years, the lingo stuck with me
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>>686958600
lose weight an get a job maybe
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>>686958600
Stroke like, text book, shooting pains, colors, shapes messed up vision, passed out, came to with pain all over.
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>>686956766
i want to win
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>>686946667
youve just had a stroke and you're planning to stress your mind playing something...you really wanna die dont ya?
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>>686958636
Failed with that reply
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>>686958819
Gift him Plzzze
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>>686958600
Next to none, this type of vessel knot is too big and carries way too much blood to be fucked with and isolating it is not an option, because it has no clear edge of any sort
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>>686958818
winrar
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>>686959012
just dies but film an get it upload head explodes
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>>686958522
I'm not op. I am American but I thought he was too. So what his dr wrote the date in European fashion - maybe he's european. I would think if op was european he'd actually be better off
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>>686958819
Im hooked up to 3 separate monitoring apparatus, so if my brain starts acting funny they will treat me asap. I was told to partake in as many activities as I can, in order to keep my stress levels down. FTL helped have been grinding away at it for a while now.
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>>686956766
ooh roll
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>>686959419
just diez
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>>686959206
I was born here in the UK, but have worked all over the world over the last 15 years. Plenty of it state side and Canada. That is why I sound more American than British.
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You don't deserve anything but a quick death asshole.
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>>686951330
Painful strokes are like being hit by lightning, intense pain, strong enough to make you jump or tweak and whimper or shriek or moan out loud despite being a fully self actualised Man who can handle things. It makes people around you wonder if you're ok because you just twitched visibly for a moment during a conversation and you made an impossible noise come out of your mouth that sounded to everyone within earshot like it fucking hurt a lot.

Dying animal sound. Like a rabbit mewling

That's what someone described it as being closest.
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>>686956766
roll
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>>686959951
lel
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>>686956766
rooooling
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>>686953539
Here's yet a third person to agree with the second: you're an asshole. Hatefullness will get you nothing.
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You people are such cocksuckers it makes me wish I wasn't broke so I could get op the game just to spite you despicable jerks.
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>>686955085
>only doctors deserve to live
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>>686959848
I lived through the stroke, barely. Now the AVM is what will either kill me, make me a vegetable or cause me immense pain until the end. From what google came up with, ill be lucky to see 50
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>>686956540
Dubs say yes please
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In other news, this is now the largest thread I have ever created, woohoo
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Lee Syatt looking faggot
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>>686959641
Don't you have universal health care there?
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>>686961497
yes we do, if we didnt I would be either dead or committing suicide, no way in hell could I afford even a fraction of the bill.
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>>686960884
So, you've got that going for you.
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>>686961688
God save the queen
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>>686946667
There's fucking tons of free games you can just download and play, stop being more pathetic than you are already
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>>686961861
You beat me to it
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>>686949043
>/B/
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