Down the stairs with you.

Delete system 32 on the babby

>>686943175
You should keep the baby

If your underage, abortion clinics can abort your baby for free. Do some research on your own you fuck nugget

well you are fucked...

>>686943175
How old are you is the first thing that come to mind

>>686943175

Where do you live ? In some countries in Europe you can go to a professional and they won't tell your parents even if underage.

>>686943175
Where do you live? How much money can you get? Are you serious?

>>686943175
if its before 3-4 weeks then just at a 72h pill

if its after 3-4 week but before 2 months there is a drug called ARTHROTEC 50 (for old ppl muscle hurts but it will cause u to drop baby)

only con u need a prescription for it otherwise it will cost a lot

my ex gf and i tried it and worked gr8, she was bleeding for like 3-4 hours and eventually we get rid of problem, she is all riight now as far as im concerned

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>>686943175
Oldest trick in the book

Nutmeg. Not even shitting you. Get that bitch to eat a shit load of Nutmeg, she'll trip out feel sick then cancel that prego.

>>686943535
Underage

>>686943542
USA

>>686943175
Vaginal bleach enema, 20ml should do the trick.

>>686943746
Florida, USA. I can probably work with a lot of money

punch her hard in the under belly

If you tell a doctor not to tell your parents, they can't.

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>>686943175
Fucking loser.

DO NOT keep a baby you don't want.

Abort it. Planned Parenthood

>>686944896

looks like gummies

>yom

vitamin c in large amounts can do it, but go to an abortion clinic if you can. don't be a dumbass and don't fuck up that kid

>>686943175
why not tell the parents tho? they can be mad all they want they cant decide for you, though as others said abortion clinics since you are underage

>>686944896
must have been a jewish fetus..

>>686943175
>planned parenthood
>if you can't afford the abortion they will perform it for you
>they won't even contact anybody if you have somebody over 18 with you

Okay you have two choice:

>1. Keep it and take responsibly for what you have done.

>2. Abort it. The clinic is the only option and if your state is a liberal state they won't care.

Next time don't have sex underage or put a johnny on it or get her to take the pill.

>>686943175
I post this all the time:


> get a watermelon
> split it open & deseed it
> Gather seeds in bowl
> do not heat seeds, keep them cool at 41-43 degrees F
> feed your girl the seeds 2-3 at a time
> make sure she eats at least 150 for most effective result
> the seeds will travel to the womb where it's fertal
> they will soak up nutrients from the baby
> eventually they will replace the baby and she will poop it out
> the watermelon will grow
> in 8-9 months she will give birth to a watermelon and the baby will be long gone

Are you male or female?

>>686943175
Go to planned parenthood. Shit like this is what they are there for.

>>686946560
Yeah this seems to be the best option

>>686943175
First of all you should be posting tits.

Beyond that, the only surefire way is with help from a clinic/doctor. Sure, you can try to induce a spontaneous miscarriage, but none of that stuff is guaranteed to work.

>>686943175
Become an hero and nobody will care about you killing an innocent child.

>>686943175
Tits or GTFO.

>>686943175
Itt: People giving advice on how to kill an unborn child so some slut doesn't have to take responsibility for what she has done. And you fucktards wonder why the world is going to shit. Also, why is it MY responsibility to pay for YOUR abortion? Fucking cunt.

>>686947353
No one's fucking arguing about whether you need to pay fuckwad. The thread is about how she can get an abortion in the current system not a debate on whether it should be legal.

>>686943175
OP are you the chick that banged 25 guys?

>>686947353
do you want to support human trash and pay taxes so that they can raise 10 children off of benefits?

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>>686943175
so glad im out of that boat, i was in hell a week ago, my gf was 27 days late, i literaly lost a piece of my mind. Wish you luck tho

>>686944263
>>686944263

MODS MODS MODS

>>686947769
I'm guessing that means you killed her on the 28th day and hid the body down by the river?

Time to download tinder

>>686943175
tits or gtfo

>>686947877
Newfangled detected.

>>686943175

TITS with timestamp then state your business, or GTFO! You know the rules!

>>686943175
Good luck on. Stop some suffering before it begins.

>>686943175
Alt+f4

>>686947963
nah man she bled out of her puss puss, skipped a period i guess.. Nice idea tho.. Dudes, dont fucking risk it, wear a fucking condom, my friend god an STD from his gf of half a year

>>686947769
Thanks man it's very frustrating

>>686943175

just kill the girlfriend.

>babby can't live without the host.

just have some sodium hydroxide handy

>>686943175
TITS OR GTFO FILTHY WHORE

also, abort the baby and you'll be a murderer. You will hate life more than life hates you.

>>686943175
FFS, how many times I've to tell you John. You're not pregnant, you fat fuck.

>>686947353

what if in the future you want to fuck her. Then find out you have to raise someone elses kid cos you talked them out of it on 4chan.

why do you want to bring up a kid that isn't yours you paedo

So many of my friends had children when they were young. It really fucked their lives up. They are ALL poor and struggling now.

I strongly advise you don't FUCK your life up beyond recognition - abort it now.

Seriously, I've seen my entire group of friends shit their lives down the toilet by having children and signing up for 25+ years of absolute hell.

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sounds retarded but it works. cut a shit load of parsley up and shove it up your vagina. then take massive amounts of vitamin c. theres something in parsley that dies something to the uterus. vitamin c is to aid massive amounts if absorbic acid.

>>686948910
people who raise kids that aren't theirs are giant cucklords

Sharpie in pooper

>>686949067
>abort it now

Abort it now and become a murderer for ever, your call. Your choice: be a selfish killer, or participate to existence in a harmonious manner.

>>686943175
Kill yourself, the baby is sure to die at the same time and if it would happen to survive it would be far better off with you dead then alive, like the rest of the world would be.

i had a kid when i was 17. (24/f now).
it was the most difficult time of my life. i'll never really get over the judgemental looks from *everyone*. it makes you feel like absolute scum :/

plus I haven't had enough money for a holiday since it happened. meh

Not OP but can someone answer me this question once and for all please?

If I have sex with my gf but don't ejaculate inside her, can she still get pregnant? I pull out very early, I pee before sex, I don't masturbate the day I have sex.

Shes 2 days late...

>>686946029
top kek

>>686943175

Sorry, pal. You knocked her up, you take the ride. That's how it is. CONGRATULATIONS!

>>686949349
LOL are you religious? abortion is the best thing ever. It saves lives.. mine :D

"murderer" and proud. 95% women do NOT regret having an abortion. a MUCH different number of parents secretly regret having unwanted children.

Anti-abortion retards would prefer bringing an unwanted child into the world than doing the right thing. Lol?

>>686949643
Technically you can if you leak precum but a few days late happens.

>>686949248
Vitamin c without rose hips. Or something called bioflavonoids. Rose hips prevent the vitamin c from causing a misscarriage

>>686949643
yes it can happen but chances are basically very low.

>>686949610
Bet that Tyrone is a responsible baby-daddy who pays his share.

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>>686949643
Sorry buddy, you've been cucked. Enjoy raising some nigger's kid

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>>686943175
Too late to abort yourself OP

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>>686949643
yes you can. precum has very small amounts of sperm in it. its rare but it can happen

>>686943175
I did this. Just read this shit.
http://www.womenonwaves.org/en/page/702/how-to-do-an-abortion-with-pills--misoprostol--cytotec
But.. It destroyed my life. I fell into deep depression. I give up my studies. I lost my only love, because of abortion. What's more, I greentexted my story here once. Anyone remembers?

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>>686943175
You ma nigga. Why can't we have more people like Op.
But no, we have retards who decide to keep the baby at a young age unplanned and financially unprepared. Lives ruined. Take the pill now. Do it.

>>686943175
OP I haven't had an abortion, myself, but planned parenthood helped me through all my needs. I had a pregnancy scare when a condom broke, so I just took plan B. But you're probably too far to do that.
Planned Parenthood is discreet, and will help you get on a financial plan that makes sure you pay the least amount possible.
I got STD testing done there, for no charge, and requested for a Paraguard IUD, which would have cost $300+, but I only paid $60 out of pocket, total.
They are great, depending on if you have a few local branches, that you can pick the right one.

>>686949913
the father moved countries after 6 months of parenting, leaving me as an 18 year old single mother.

If I could turn back the clock I would never have had the child. ruined my whole existence.
I love my kid but I lost my life.

>>686950329

That sounds about right! Now, TITS with timestamp to confirm, or GTFO. Gracias in advance.

>>686943175

> kill yourself
> baby profits
> parents can't be mad at dead you

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>>686943175
'i made a mistake, time to commit murder to cover it up'

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This was me last month. Kek

I've done this before.

Step 1: if you are under 18 check your states laws to see if you need "parental consent" or "parental notification"

Step 2: if you need either of these, you can get a free lawyer and schedule a hearing with a judge to get a judicial bypass so you don't have to notify your parents

Step 3: if granted, go to planned parenthood and get an abortion. Ask your lawyer about donations to help pay for the cost. Lowest it will cost is $50

>>686950235
If it ain't best of /b/, nobody cares. Even if it is deemed best of /b/, nobody cares.

>>686950068
Kind of newfag here: what is OJ?

>>686950444
Truth trips confirmed

>>686950746
I..I..I just asked.. OK, I'm going back into my dark hole of depression.

>>686949795

I see mental health issues for you in the long term, which won't be helped by the fact that you recourse to moral (and thus religious-like) statements like "doing the right thing". Because one day, you'll realize you didn't do the right thing.

You have chosen to damn yourself, and don't get it wrong: there's no need to believe in God or the soul to be damned.

Hope your facts and figure help you out when you start to realize the level of atrocity and selfishness behind your action.

Don't get an abortion. God loves you and that child growing.

>>686949972
What is OJ?

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>>686951245
orange juice

Just sell it to some desperate folks who can't have a child of their own. Jesus fuck. If I were a woman my vagina would be an open door at this point. Loose vagina with thousands in the bank.

>>686950235
>implying women can be interesting or funny

>>686950853

OJ Simpson. Brilliant physical comedy actor of the Naked Gun Series.

>>686950853
Orange juice you dumb fucktard

>>686951166
>>686951188

Welp, that settles it, folks. These two faggots just volunteers to pay for all the babies produced by welfare queens in their local communities.
Have no fear though, their contract with the Almighty comes with an unlimited credit made available by closing their eyes and sucking on a lollipop at their corner churches.

>>686943175
here's a novel idea. go fuck yourself, fess up to your parents, then give the baby away. then kill yourself for being such a fucking pussy that you can't own up to your mistakes.

>>686943175
If you don't know how to deal with getting rid of a baby then you shouldn't be spreading your legs you stupid cunt.

Also tits or gtfo

>>686943175
the best course of action is for you to jump off the tallest building you can find or light yourself on fire. this has 2 benefits. first, it kills your baby and you in the process. the second benefit is to society since less idiots (read: you) around generally means a better society. have fun and don't delay!

>>686951006

meet you there.

>bad times here also

sleeping my life away as it is the only time I am not sad

>>686951629
Hey, why don't you kill yourself and go join the babies you killed? That would be good.

>>686951768
do you also drink way too much, /b/ro?

>>686947877
kill yourself

Thank you niggers, for clearing out OJ's meaning. Foreign fag, out.

>>686951530

>and murderer?
>and armed robber?

Aren't you forgetting a few things, anon?

>>686943175
Titts or gtfo

>>686946029
>Upvoted
>+10 Karma

Oh dear, my sides.

>>686943175
if you take an excessive amount of mitamin C. for 2-3 weeks it will cause a miscarriage. look it up

>>686943175
Hi I'm doctor Nick and no probrem
New baby old baby baby that is already out no probrem
All I need is whiskey , a metal coat hanger and a vacuum cleaner

>>686951629
So just because you think that going around and fuck dudes without protection has no consequences, means that other people should pay for irresponsibility?

You know, the fact that a herd of fat, neurotic landwhales argue that women have a right to not bare the consequences of their actions just because they're women, doesn't mean they're right.

>>686951926

Been heavily depressed since 2007. Lost a great job, house and girlfriend to the recession.

been stuck doing odd jobs with no guaranteed hours mostly in service. Suffer anxiety so any work with people is hard.

Started heavy drinking about two years ago as a way to an hero without people bitching at you. Already in poor health now (maybe even cancer as blood in seamen and bowls). And huge lump on my back near kidneys

wont be long now

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>>686946493
Until they cut the watermelon open, the baby is inside.

>>686952093

allegations. Proved innocent by law.

You are misremembering lies

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>>686943175
>implying you get laid faggot

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>>686952564
I know that feeling. When do you will do an hero?

I think we need Dr Deletus advice hear

>>686952546
Do we even know if that is the case? I feel like you're making an assumption with no evidence (note: I did not read the majority of the thread so correct me if I'm wrong).

>>686952778

Faggot, he's in jail for the armed robbery, dipshit. He was found not guilty on the murder rap though. I watched the trial, he was SO guilty, but notice how white America didn't sweat his getting away with it?

Do you know what a wore coat hanger is?

>>686953127
My evidence is your statement. Only feminists or whitenight cucks say such things, so my point is still valid.

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>>686953433
Your point (see: argument without evidence) is valid because you think I'm part of a certain social circle?

Oh I see. You're trolling! Nice.

Put it up for adoption or sell it when its born to a pedo.

>>686953721
I don't think you are part of a social circle. If you defend the idea that actions can have no consequence and thus that abortion is ok, you are indeed part of a certain social circle of very special people.

>>686949248
Doesnt work man... I had an entire week where I was shoving parsley up my cooch, taking vitamin c every hour AND I was eating three bushels a day. Ended up I had to go to a clinic and get an abortion. Told the doctor. kek for about 10 min

>>686953031

when it kills me. I'm not seeking any help even tho it would be free.

>>686954166
well, I'll do an hero soon. Exact date: 3rd anniversary of my son's abortion. Feels good, man.

>>686953235

I played golf with him two weeks ago and he never mentioned jail

probably media hyping the story

>>686954083
I didn't do that. I merely mentioned that you leaped to the assumption that the OP behaved irresponsibly, and you don't know if that's the case or not.

How could anyone say that actions don't have consequences?

I am fine with aborting a pile of chromosomal jelly, though.

>>686954479

So you're in a Nevada jail too? He and some buddies took a gun and tried to intimidate a sports memorabilia agent in his hotel in Vegas, fuckwit! He was found guilty and will probably never get out before his death.

Don't do it!!! Keep the baby!

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>>686947353
I fucking hate you.

Another anon here with similar problem. Gf takes the pill and I always pull out. She's late in her period about a few days. She's scared but I have to be the rock here. I'm starting to kind of freak out though. What are the chances ?

>>686954502
>I merely mentioned that you leaped to the assumption that the OP behaved irresponsibly

How could she not have behaved irresponsibly? Gets prego, then wants to abort. Doesn't sound like what an intelligent entity would do. Even a sleep-deprived monkey would be smarter than this.

>How could anyone say that actions don't have consequences?

By defending feminism and abortion for example.

>I am fine with aborting a pile of chromosomal jelly, though.

Problem is, it's a little more than that. Not even symbolically like religious people argue, but objectively. As a matter of fact, it's the very argument taken by the stoics, 23 centuries ago (i.e. before Jesus Christ).

>>686955240
But he's right, you know.

You've been a deluded liberal for too long if you can't realize how deep in your ideological dung you are.

>>686955426
What if she used protection and it failed. Is that irresponsible or are you jumping to a conclusion again?

If someone is actually advocating feminism, then they should be advocating equal rights in society, not that consequences have no actions. I don't even know what sort of argument that would factor out to be.

There's no problem, nor any more to it, as far as I'm concerned. I guess I respectfully disagree with really old scholars, and you, apparently.

>>686955416

None, unless she skipped her pill. I've been around for years, kid, and the pill ALWAYS works! ALWAYS! If it doesn't, it's user error, meaning she did it. There have been a number of times in my life where women have skipped a period altogether. They are late, start to worry, get really worried, start freaking out, and the emotions themselves cause the skip. Don't sweat it, but keep pulling out! A scare like this is good reason to keep pulling out, cause she's probably pulling a fast one!

>>686954414

How do you plan to go? I was going to either exit bag or hang from a bridge in a beautiful woodland near my village.

Only mentioned it to a couple of close friends and they just treated me like a selfish cunt.

>why should I live for their benefit? That's more selfish imo

That's when I figured I'll just drink myself to death.

Wish it could be sooner.

I wish you luck anon. Back to prebirth bliss. No worries. No stress.

>>686943175
White baby? Keep it!
Dark Baby? Coat hanger or jump from bridge!

>>686955890
>What if she used protection and it failed

Nope, she would have said so, rather than looking like an irresponsible whore.

>If someone is actually advocating feminism, then they should be advocating equal rights in society, not that consequences have no actions

I agree, but it's not the case.

>I don't even know what sort of argument that would factor out to be.

Pretty much any contemporary feminist argument. Look it up, it's quite a ride.

>I guess I respectfully disagree with really old scholars, and you, apparently.

Honestly, I feel honored to see my convictions confirmed by people who lived 23 centuries before me, and who were 20 times smarter than any feminist, perhaps even any woman, has ever been or will ever be.

>>686956627
>That's when I figured I'll just drink myself to death.

It takes too long, trust me. I've been over-imbibing since the 80's, I'm 44 and working on getting hammered right now!

Tits or gtfo
Only if u 18 tho

>>686957033
Dad?

>>686957271

Luke, I am NOT your father!

> #Maury

>>686956944
I feel like we have yet another leap. If she had used protection, why would it have to be mentioned?

You agree with my definition of feminism. Great. What, then, is not the case?

So all contemporary feminist arguments advocate that actions do not have consequences? I don't think so.

I don't know why you put so much weight in what a bunch of long-dead people from a different time. What do you mean by smarter? Were they better at arithmetic? Were they well-versed in science? Or maybe they were really good at basketball.

>>686952546
No you dipshit, I am using sarcasm to point out that religious conservative masses ought to pay their share for all the anchor and nigger babies born to mothers who had no business fucking Tyrone. You enable all the extra mouth, you feed them. Me, I'll support my local Planned Parenthood.

1/10 bait, made me reply

>>686951629
So you're advocating sin? Lucifer, you're losing your touch, you used to be subtle, man, what happened?

>>686957807
>why would it have to be mentioned?

In order to not sound like a person who has a tendency to promiscuous behaviour

>What, then, is not the case?

Feminists aren't promoting equality. They're promoting privileges for specific groups in society. Well, they aren't the brightest of us.

>So all contemporary feminist arguments advocate that actions do not have consequences?

There are feminists that tend to be sane, like Christina Hoff Sommers for example. As a matter of fact, this no-consequences thing is exactly what she's accusing others feminists to do. Sad she's a minority.

>why you put so much weight in what a bunch of long-dead people from a different time

The stoics were philosophers, and as such they asked the important questions, like "what is the essence of a thing? Is it a substance or is it a form or is it power?" (and many others as well, obviously). These are the important questions to ask, if you don't want to end up in neurotic bandwagons like feminism.

>smarter

Basically, it means they had more intellectual stamina. They had an enhanced ability to represent the world to themselves and others. They had what is sometimes called a higher "level of reality".

Some truths are eternal, you know. Feminism and social justice isn't one of them.

>>686958023
Hey, don't drag me into this thing. I support abortion but only for oppressed minorities, haven't they suffered enough.