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Someone living in my roof

>moved into a nice rental house 6 months ago
>occaisionally hear noises in the roof
>have a random thought that someone is living in my roof
>fast fwd to two weeks ago, find brick covered in paper and tape with a phone number on it in the garage where the manhole is in the roof
>think nothing of it, brother probably brought it in one day, dont ask him about it
>pet bird randomly dies when i was out
>fastfwd to today
>brother asks me about the manhole not being flush with ceiling
>tell him its always been like that
>go outsode to take a look
>shit
>manhole is normally white, now its been flipped showing a cardboard brown colour
>ask brther about brick with phone number on it
>he thought it was me who brought it in
>holy fucking shit
>either someone is living in our roof or someone has come into our garage twice and been inside the roof for who knows what.

Pic related, manhole cover that was flipped today. There was a period between 5pm-8:30 when we werent home and when someone could have come in. How would they know when we were out? The only way they could have is they are living in there.
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>>686941875
go to roof - look
then put lock on cover.

I swear, how can people be so stupid about life.
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That's scary shit. I would set up a hidden camera to see what's going on. If it's confirmed there is someone living up there I would load up a 12 gauge and surprise him. If he isn't there then I would sit up there and wait until he climbs up with the barrel aimed at him.
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>>686941875
Lure him out, then tie him up with some ropes and call the police.
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If dubs call number
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>>686942455
DO IT OP
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>>686942455
Nice dubs
OP shall deliver
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Timestamp OP.
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>>686942455
Dubs have spoken
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>>686942455

if dubs op must also deliver pics of whats behind the cover
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>>686942798
so fucking close
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op is fag wont do it>>686942798
>>686942455
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>>686941875
Post the phone number, asshole
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trips OP opens the manhole
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>>686941875
call the police?
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fucking do it
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>>686941875
its a demon from Hell ..
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OP fag?
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>>686942455
Do it OP
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>>686941875
Step one make some tear gas to get the tucker out of the roof

Step two (this is the great part) when tucker comes out of roof have a gun and shoot his ass
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>>686941875
cmon u have to go there, or call number, or use some gas and kill that fag
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>inb4 OP rip
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>>686941875
Since when is a man hole cover a loft/attic hatch.
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>>686942455
Its 12am, no fucking way. We are calling the real estate owners tomorrow.

Also, the light in the mastee bedroom is not flush in the socket which means there is toom for someone in the roof to look through into the room.

I was just taking a dump posting this and looked at the toilet and the light is poking forwards 5cm. I do not recall it being like that when we moved in.

Pic related
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>>686941875
do it
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JEWWWS
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>>686942927
This, let us anons clog the phone number with our degeneracy. Or if your a faggot call it yourself and voocaroo it.
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>>686942927
the number on the brick is
850
296
0902
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>>686943300
>Dubs
Take your pick fag.
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>>686943300

dub dub
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>>686943262
Shit thread OP, im bailing cause of you being such a pussy.
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mor?
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its her
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>>686943369
>Number not recognised
Kill yourself OP
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Maybe it's your landlord.
> manhole cover
You're fucking retarded.
Die slow bitch.
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Op get a gun open hatch, if someone is there kill him and call the cops. If American you will be let off since its a home invasion
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>>686943369
Ewww fucking backwoods of Florida, fuck that house OP you better move to civilization
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This is how the manhole normally is. We took that pic when we first moved in (and other photos of stuff that did not coincide with the property condition report) for evidence if the real estate people blame us for the manhole not being flush with celing

Im shaking bros..
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>>686941875
OP if u post this shit on 4chan then u better fucking deliver
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>>686943721
fucking deliver
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Check to see if there's some kind of ladder they typically use. A hidden cam or putting something inconspicuous on the ground that they'd have to move in order to get up there could help. If you can get them on camera then call the police to get the guy out. Don't go up there yourself. Homeless people have a high tendency for mental disorders especially schizophrenia so they can be unpredictable.

One of my friends lived in a multi lease house and there was a homeless guy who would occasionally sleep in the basement accessible from outside. Idk if they did anything about it. You should call your land lord about it as well.
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Lift manhole cover slightly and have a controlled fire below burning green leaves ( a lot of smoke) and make the fucker think the house is burning
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>>686943369
txted
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JEEEEWWWWSSS
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>>686943718
shoot him
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>>686941875
>get a gun
>start shooting into roof randomly
>when someone screams continue shooting
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>>686943718
Op go in and investigate also livestream on periscope, don't be a faggot.
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>>686943845
kek
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>>686943845
FUCKING KEK
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a serial killer or a monster......
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>>686943962
roll
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>>686941875
ITT OP's brother's faggot craigslist hook-up is hiding in the ceiling
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>>686941875
>>686943262
>>686943718
Buy 4-5 bug bombs, activate and throw up there.
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>>686943962
roll
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>>686943953
when doubles do this
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>>686943962
rollll
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>>686943962
rolll
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>>686943262
dang that's fucked up. After you get him out you should shine a black light up there. Inquire about the previous residents to see if any of them were attractive. For all we know it could be the landlord. They have the most knowledge of the house and would keep a ladder on the property so they could get up there.
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>>686943659
topkek
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OP is gay and its fake
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>be 40 something manlet
>live in attic and survive on tendies and mr.pibb
>parents finally decide they've had enough of my shit
>seal me in my room for a week
>idgaf
>use up supply of tendies and mr.pibb
>try to leave attic through manhole in garage
>wtf they moved
>mfw some poor bastard moved in
>begin to fuck with him
>steal his food, kill his bird, leave a brick with the phone number of my parents
>peek on him as he shits
>whisper soft nothings as I masturbate over him while he sleeps
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>>686943843
There is no ladder, just wood and shit they could have used to climb in. Its not like american atticks where u pull down a cord and ladder falls down
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>>686944268
bait?
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>>686944233
confirmed dubs, move in OP
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>>686943659
There you are!
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just go up there you fucking pussy
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>>686944233
winrar
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>>686943718
It's called a scuttle hole, you dumb nigger.
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>>686944440
close cal?
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>>686943845
This. Litterly. If he is there, he will come out. Its the best way tbh.
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>>686944355

dubs backed up by dubs, move in OP
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>>686944633
ayy the dubs
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>>686944233
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>>686944633

dubs backed up by dubs backed up by dubs, move in OP
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>>686943718
inb4 your brother's been fucking with you the whole time
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>>686944633
Even more dubs. OP your destiny has been determined
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> posts pic of manhole cover which has moved
> coincidentally has 6 months old pic of same cover the other way around

get the fuck out.
who even needs attention this badly to post such a badly conceived thread
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OP, you in Perth? Where abouts?
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>>686944233
>>686944355
>>686944633

Just get in the hole op.
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>>686942455
>>686944233
>>686944355
confirmed ded?
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>>686941875
Why did you post if you weren't going to do anything about it OP?
>Tell friends about the situation
>Invite 3 or 4 friends over, if the man is dangerous he won't be anymore
>Pull him out with smoke, noise, anything at disposal
>once done through him out and threaten to beat the shit out of him if he comes back

I doubt the cops can do that much if he is homeless fam.
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>>686944950
Op is a virgin fag. He wouldn't know anything about this.
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>>686945038
I txted - no reply but didnt kick it back either
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>>686943659
igiggled
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hire 25 nacked gay stripper.
tell them they have to go into attic and wait for the command to come down. tell them it's a surprise for your brother.
watch how this guy react when 25 nacked guys climb into the attic.
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What if the guy is a girl OP?
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B8
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>>686945170
>nacked
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>>686944895
Yeah bro, if i tell you can you go in and see whats up there?
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>>686945201
roll
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>>686944307
I think your only option is to get a cheap camera and try to record the guy. If not then get some saw dust and sprinkle it on the ground to try and get his foot print. Honestly I wouldn't tell the landlord because it may be them fulfilling some extreme sexual creep desire. They'd have the most knowledge of the house and how to do that stuff on that property.
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Jeah i got the Jew infestation 2 ..... i use gas to get rid of them
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OP you've got jews in your attic. Be a good guy and turn them in.
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>>686943262
It's 12 pm dumbass
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>>686943718
OP, When I was little the was someone living below the trailer we lived it. He was crazy, and mumbled to himself all the time, and I thought it was me hearing voices. They found the guy when we moved out, and arrested him. I think he ended up in the mental ward.

If it is a crazy hobo, you don't want to do it alone. You should get cops involved, and if so, make sure 100% every "cop-able" thing is out of the house, and off the property. Cops are good at getting called to the scene for one thing, and making a problem out of another.
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>>686941875
you have 2 choices OP

1. Hidden cam and prosecute his ass while at the same time becoming a youtube paranormal hit

2. Seal the manhole without him inside and your problems are gone

3. Seal the manhole with him inside and you just recreated the cask of amontillado
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>>686945419
That's 'cos all cops are dicks m8
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OP, post a pic of yourself. I want to see a little pussy today.
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a manhole is a cover for a drain /sewer ...you are talking about a loft /attic opening you Cancer Faggots
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timestamp or b8
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buy dragon dildo and lube. throw it in the attic with a message "when you come down we can play together"

wait for reaction
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>>686945625
Youre fucking retarded, its what we call it in australia
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>>686945554
rolling for 3.
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>>686941875
someone living in a /b/tards roof
seems legit
and not joking...
alot of wierd shit happens on this site and the world in general.

well op if you get killed by addict man we will always remember you

>rip his name was robert paulson
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>>686944291
topkek!
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>>686945756
GTFO You Convict Paedo scum
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>>686944291
>wtf they moved

hahahaha
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>>686944291
Kek'd
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>>686945890
>HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON
>HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON
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show him your "menhole"
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>>686945554
those sum it up.
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>>686944809
where im from we often take pics of manholes
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>>686945554
HIRE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS
he will take care of it
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>>686945559
My parents were pulling fisted blows at each other when they were drunk once, and my dad called the cops. I was the one who ended up getting detained, because they smelled pot.
Fuck those pigs. But unfortunately, there really are cases where they need called.... just, make sure you're not "a fucking scumbag pot smoker" because that's more of a priority than domestic abuse.
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>>686945625
you seem to know a lot about manholes hahah
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>>686945211

Yeah get a group together, what suburb you in?

B goes on a field trip
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OP if you're to puss to go in there, peak your phones camera up in there and take a video.
then post it of course.
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>>686946846
That was almost funny ..Cancer Faggot
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>>686946635
Isn't that faggot in jail?
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>>686943845
do it nigger
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Open manhole, take a shit in the attic. Check back in one week, if the favor is returned, rejoice for you have a friend. A truce deuce
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>>686944291
keked
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CALL THE FUCKING GHOSTBUSTERS

IT'S LARRY THE GAY GHOST
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>>686946635
He did nothing wrong.

The captcha are getting worse each fucking week.
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call a exterminator. tell him there are rats or bugs or whatever in the attic.
let him go there and look what happens.
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>>686948236
what i dont understand... if i facebook message my dealer to facilitate a deal does zuckerburg go to prision as a kingpin?
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>>686941875
Lock the hole and wait until he dies
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>>686948450
>anonymous "do you hear yelling and banging from the attict?"
>anonymous brother "rip his name was robert paulson."
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>>686941875
no more movies for you (and youtube)
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>>686948434
No he would not, great analogy /b/ro
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>>686948236
i never get captcha and on vpn and tor
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>>686948434
life in prison for a creator of craigslist which i can buy hookers and drugs on too...
its bs... it was the murder for hire and "beyond the law" aspect the judge wanted to make an example... he will def not do life. they are just afraid of new markets they cant control or tax.
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>>686949139
game of cat chasing its tail. he is appealing and proof is never had anyone killed plus the feds who stole over a mill in bitcoin and tried fleeing the usa... the entire case is fucking bs, and our privacy and anonymous nature is going the way of the dinosaur, does anyone even know how they REALLY found the silkroad servers?
they wont say still

so they can hack but arrest him for "hacking"
fucking NSA bs
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put sawdust on the ground to get his footprint
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>>686948236
enable legacy captchas in the settings you faggot
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>>686948145
holy shit that filename
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>>686946635
I dont think that word means what you think in means.
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>>686951314
I use to then that it had a period of of it just giving me unreadably shit so I switched, just not switched back but I will do now.
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>>686953338
I literally only ever type the first word when its not the numbers, always works
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>>686953555
Nice trips
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>>686954526
how do you get that old captcha??????????????????
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>>686941875
In all honesty anon just beat him with a blunt object, then buy a security system and a gun. I'd recommend a something wide and heavy to hit his gut over and over.
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>>686954841
by killing yourself
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>yfw you life the manhole cover

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lG6136G10sM
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>>686955338
can confirm, I'm kill
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