What does it taste like?

>>686926739
Like ass cancer

>>686926686
*marmite

>>686926739
Shit

>>686926686

Marmite >

>>686926686
What is it anon?

What's the Taste like?

>>686926739
Moose juice

>>686926783
Had both, can confirm.

Vegemite is slightly more... zesty?

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>>686926686
Correction: it's a the SECOND BEST shit in the world.

>>686926739
Kind of like soy sauce in spreadable form. It's salty and savory and tastes heavenly on toasted rye bread with some butter.

>>686926796
It's Vegemite. Some Aussie cunts thought it'd be a good idea to get all the dead yeast from the bottom of beer barrels and sell it. Tastes amazing. Like nothing else.

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>>686926686

>>686926970
Marmite is for fucking casuals

>>686926796

Very salty, you only need a little bit. There's no way to describe the rest of the flavor, it tastes like vegemite, that's it. It's glorious.

OP next time try it with real butter but don't let it melt into the toast so much, this is the breakfast of gods.

>>686926739
>>686926796
It's a salty vegetable extract. You must only spread a tiny bit on toast and it is really good. Most people here in America are stupid and try eating spoon fulls of the shit and then say "ew this shit is gross!" But it's just like if you started eating mayonnaise out of the jar. Retarded.

>>686927046
OP here, yeah I agree but I love putting heaps of the shit on

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>>686926686
for people who aren't from australia and are from europe or wherever else Maggi is being sold
Imagine
<--this shit but like syrup, like thick honey in consistency


thats all what marmite and vegemite tastes like

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>>686926686
Fuck yes, eat it everyday.
Only soft cunts can't handle Vegemite.

>>686926739
vegemite

>>686926798
salty AND savory
>penis juice

>>686926686
that's some kangaroo marmalade

>>686927281
Exactly man. Every day. Loads of the shit.

>>686926686
Aus fag here
People generally taste vegemite by itself which is gross.
Have it on toast lighty spread with butter and that shit is heaps good

>>686927001
>edgy
nice meme

>>686927240
youre either a turbo autist or never had vegemite faggot. its the same consistency as cold butter. marmite and vegemite dont taste the same at all

>>686927396
the stuff of champions

>>686926686
Is it grape jelly? it looks like grape jelly

>>686927435
OP here, I don't mind it by itself. I've eaten so much that spoonfuls don't phase me

>>686926686
I prefer marmite but basically the same thing I think? black yeast based spread that is amazing

>>686927485
Couldn't be more different

>>686927485
when the fuck has grape jelly EVER looked like smeared cat shit?

>>686927435
yep with this guy. fucking delicious on toast lightly spread or with cheese

>>686927531
I do the same. I fucking slather it on my toast in the morning. My cat loves it too.

>>686927548
Nope Marmite is the shit tier version for casuals and little kids. Like vodka cruisers to beer.

>>686927629
Fuck yeah mate, OP here, that's the spirit.

>>686927396
it literally tastes like shit.

get all the British casuals off here, fucking land stealers

>>686927531
I don't mind it either, but for people that havent tried it once in their life. and are like hmmm i take spoonful and instantly regret it. Its a spread not a standalone dish

i fuckin love it, thing that pisses me off most is that when people try it they scoop a fuck ton onto the bread and them eat it and wonder why their asshole is stuck in their throat. you gotta spread it thinly and the shit is leafy green.

>>686927736
Tasted shit have you pussy faggot?

>>686926686
Just had some on toast with butter. Best fucking taste.

>>686927821
Exactly

>>686927832
Dude it is. OP here, best thing ever on toast with butter.

>>686926686
It's great in soup. I put a couple of tablespoons in my lentil soup and forget about it.

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>>686927281
I'm afraid I'm a PBfag.
Nutella from time to time.

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>>686927821
>wonder why their asshole is stuck in their throat

Dude, I just can't get past that smell. I'd take eau d'asshole anyday over that.

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>>686927910
Goes fucking awesome on these too

>>686928038
Weak

>>686928045
The smell is so good

>>686927240

Can confirm. Had an australian roomate that insisted that we have to try vegimite. Never again. Tastes how Maggi smells. Awful.

>>686928184
yes man works well with those

>>686928038
Nutella is for 10-15 year old girls that want to be different and bring a whole jar to school and eat it you fat fuck

PB though, especially crunchy, you've redeemed yourself
Stop eating nutella tho I might get cancer if you dont

>>686928038
I don't mind the occasional bit of Peanut Butter, but no way it could ever compare to glorious Vegemite.

>>686927001
>liking vegemite
>edgy
An entire country eats this shit religiously

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OP here, gotta wash if down with some of this good shit

>>686928452
Except the Asians and Wogs in Sydney/Melbourne

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>>686928275
What country is Maggi from? I've seen it. Luckly them mad bastards that make this shit always package it in similar packages. Vegemite, marmite, etc.

Edible yeast. That's it. Like what you find in a salty pussy, or under sat foreskin...gross

>>686928045
Its part of the experience, people childhoods were build upon that smell.

>>686928556
Except it's good

>>686928508
Ive never had that before, i generally just have a coffee with my toast

>>686928520
They aren't people

>>686928335
good advice anon,
As I said, time to time.

And that's why I chose crunchy for the pic.
Smooth is for plebs.

>>686928508
used to drink this shit so much my piss tasted the exact same. this shit is the leafy green of juices.

>>686926686
My roommate had Aussie cousins who brought this shit with them. There's so.ething wrong with you people cuz it's fucking gross. Real nice people otherwise, but they were nuts about this stuff. Strayans... I don't get it

>>686927038
fuck off Bovril Boy

>>686928556
Maggi is fucking good man

I've always been more of a bovril chap. Marmite is delicious as well though.

>>686926796
Like a tight sweaty sock soaked in a very strong soy sauce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_sUhTWtvG4

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Increased my dosage /b/ros. Tastes fucking god tier

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>>686926686
keyword: SHIT

>>686929086
That's the way, son.

Australian food sucks, and this nigger thread is full of them.

>>686928829
Understandable.

>>686928866
That's the spirit mate. Tropical is the best flavor

>>686929280
We ain't got no niggers here mate, we got fucking abo's that THINK they're niggers.

>>686926686
>>This is literally the worst shit in the world. I don't even understand how people can like Vegemite. It's just the worst shit ever.

Fixed it for ya Mate....

And for those who never tasted it, it tastes like armpits, Abbo cock cheese and ass on a hot summer day,

>>686926739
salty milk and coins

>>686929280
As apposed to what amerifag?

>>686928852
Smooth PB is like chowing down on week old runny shit that is slowly losing its liquid so it becomes more and more of a stale paste.

>>686929386
Weak. I bet you hate beer and love cocks too dude

>>686929424
and crunchy contains the bits of undigested corn and other random shit

>>686929386
Fucking soft mate.

>>686929086
>tfw you find the perfect balance of vegemite and butter

>>686926686
What fucks up weak foreigners is that they think it's like jam and spread on a heap of it.
The old advertising used to say "A mere smear is enough"...a big bottle should last for fucking ages.

Harden up and get some Vegemite into you...

american like the greedy hippo tier fat cunts they are think you are supposed to slather vegemite all over your bread or eat straight it out of the jar.

No surprise they don't like it, just leave them to their blocks of cheese.

>>686929478
Beer is fuckin pleb tier bro
I never understood

Why not a good brew of rum or scotch? The fuck? That shit tastes so much better and you have a much better time.

Theres a reason they call a six pack of 4x a "slab of piss"
It tastes like literal fuckin piss.

Do yourself a favour and buy yourself a bottle of Woodstock, and a couple bottles of coke, mix that shit strong and you only need a couple to have a good night.

>>686926686
You put fuck all on your toast gotta have that shit black

>>686929675
The golden ratio

>>686929547
Yeah bro, that's why its good
If youre gonna eat shit, you eat shit and not anhydrous liquid poop

>>686929826
Feels good to be Australian

>>686929740
Beer is pleb tier admitted, but whiskey is gold dude

>>686927474
This.

>>686929815
See
>>686929086

>>686929882
Fuckn oath it does m8

>>686927736
>literally
You'd know, you shit eating faggot.

>>686926686
Am a kiwi. I will concede Vegemite is best. Beats Marmites arse.

>>686930111
The trips of truth

>>686929406
Good food and niggers that know their place. Fuck you dumb ass faggots, you cant even look at porn right.

>>686927240
huh. thanks, might give it a try now. I used to put maggi on virtually everything as a kid. but then some kids told me that it contained grounded cat bones so I stopped eating it.

>>686930282
>Good food
All your food is full of butter, sugar, fat or some combination of the three.
>Niggers know their place
No, they don't. I see news from your shit hole about niggers running amok all the time.

>>686930282
Triggered because no Vegemite. Go shoot up a school or film a nigger fight faggot. We view porn the way it should be.

>>686928556
it's from switzerland

>>686927102
Can confirm, inexperienced Amerifats spread it on the same way they spread peanut butter- like they're layng bricks.
>watched a US marine in Darwin spew his ring up after doing this
>good times

>>686930598
Maggi is literally the weirdest fucking brand I swear dude. They make the best exotic shit and I love it

>>686930660
Like, more than this? >>686929086
Weak Amerifags man

>>686930660
I don't get it though. I eat it by the jar full, scooping it out with my finger.

>>686927435
>heaps good
>SAfag detected

>>686930782
OP here, so do I. Have been since I was like 13

>>686930694
exotic shit? like?
I only know them from instant meals like soup and pasta. it's like Knorr

>>686930782
Just because you can, doesn't mean that everyone can

>>686930872
Spot on are you SAfag aswell?

>>686926686
I have an Australian friend who gives me Vegemite every time I see him. The first time I tried it, I used a spoon, ate it straight, and thought it was awful. When I finally tried it using his method (a thin layer on buttered toast), I realized that it was actually pretty good.

>>686930912
Like this weird stuff >>686927240

>>686931116
Ha! Finally a fuckn non-ausfag who gets it.

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Ever had this disgusting shit? Fucking horrible. Waste of good vegemite.

>>686930563
>We view porn the way it should be

As long as the government approvers allow it? You guys are fucking stupid. Abbos are more important than you.

>>686926686
It looks like dog shit on bread.
I want a bite

>>686931372
OP here, yeah it's fucking terrible. One does not simply mix vegemite with anything sweet.