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>Swimsuit edition
>swimsuit
>an hero edition
nope
I like minimalism but no rules at all doesn't feel right either.
>>686922903
>swimsuit
Nyanpasu
Just in time for new thread. How are we all? Anybody got something interesting going on today?
Here
Hello all.
>>686923098
I love you syndra
You are the honey in my tea
>>686923076
Well, it's already happened in my case, but went for a run this morning, and got awesome blisters in return. I don't believe I've told you or not already, but I'm now doing runs daily, so that's the highlight of my life at the moment.
>>686923076
Well actually got the blisters yesterday, but it's still whatever.
>Shiro
>>686923272
>not chalking up b4 run
>pleb
My favorite thing to do is run until my nipples bleed
>>686923076
Good Morning there country girl
>something interesting going on today?
Well, it depends since all I do is study, cook, and exercise. I'm trying to teach some college girls how to skate, so I guess that's something
>>686923379
Stocking~!
>>686923379
>anime about clothes
>not KLK
>pleb
>>686922985
But ya, I don't see crocs that outsustain, but if they play chicken, then they might win.
>>686923042
I've seen quite a few threads that had no rules. Besides, everyone seems to be waking up, so this thread'll go fast enough.
>>686923076
Sup Renge!
>>686923424
I played a game as Trist. I got decimated. How do I git gud?
>>686923454
You sure are.
>>686923431
Tsuyu a cute!
Why is Akame Ga Kill so unpopular on /a/
>>686923523
No worries, that's my opinion but I can live with it.
>>686923367
Don't even know what Chalking is, all I know is Emi's route on KS inspired me to do running, even if it's barebones as fuck.
>>686923641
I should say my version of running is barebones.
>>686923523
I build the croc to specifically sustain toplane.
>>686923272
Tie your shoes very tight and wear socks, no blisters.
Military tips 101
>>686923562
How are you my dear?
>>686923141
Hello there
>>686923697
Sup Anomaly
>>686923697
Hey, hows it going?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3nJVdxL4l0
>>686923641
>are we not doing phrasing anymore?
>>686923272
That's great news about the run, less great about the blisters. Make sure not to really hurt yourself but keep it up. I need to run more often than I do.
>>686923424
Hey, sounds like fun to me. Are any of them qt? I once taught a super hot college girl how to bake cookies and wound out making out with her, was fun.
>>686923523
Morning my dude! How are you? I've got the day off and nothing planned.
>>686923723
I need the booty.
>>686923771
Sweet Syndra
Like the Honey in my tea
Also my sugar bowl
Don't you want to marry me?
>>686923272
Aww snap, you run too? Frigging neato, kiddo
>>686923523
I wouldn't know how to tell ya, I play gud and don't say a single thing and attempt to diffuse any heat in our team chat. I abuse her range against anyone bot, time it when they're going to last hit minions, ESPECIALLY siege minions. I don't know what you need help with so I only wrote what seems to be a repetitive fault.
>>686923272
sda
>>686923771
Nothing much really, just giving out some free tips on how not to get blisters and waiting till it's gym time.
You?
>>686923831
^ that and music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddUin9ye0uI
What's up with you?
>>686923723
Rather shitty, but that's my default state.
>>686923697
I do both. I should probably get a new pair of shoes, I believe that's the source of the problem.
>>686923841
no you
>>686923860
Only reason I started running.
>
>>686923994
Well just started doing it yesterday, but plan on making it a daily habit. Tired of sitting on my ass all day on computer. If you've ever played Katawa Shoujo (if not I'd highly recommend), I got inspiration to do it from Emi's route. Pic related.
>Shiro
>>686924115
Well lets try and change that~ <3
>>686923860
Come and get it!
>>686924302
Don't flirt with my shipmate.
>>686924116
>we started doing it yesterday
>PHRASING?
>>686924116
Most likely, I ditched my older shoes because of that and got fitting gel ones.
>>686923860
>are any of them qt?
Uh, yea sure let's go with that. One is gay, another is very sociable. In the most shallow sense, it's girl networking
>>686924116
Lol, are you me? I got inspiration from dominoes too. Rocky and Hajime No Ippo. Do you do dynamic stretching before your run? It's beneficial for you and also after, it reduces DOMS.
>>686924356
Forgot pic
>>686924084
Just got home from gym. Found a can of coke in my fridge so im just drinking that and playing some wows. Its way too hot outside for anything else.
>>686924302
Tsuyu x Cirno
>>686924400
Double double checked. As I said before, pretty barebones running. I'll do lunges before running but that's all.
>>686924611
Nice dubs.
>>686924084
Studying, downloading tons of new music, mainly psychedelic and post-rock. Also feeling like shit, I'm unfair, impossible to deal with and still get unbelievably jealous. Sorry for venting this to you but I had to get it off, lets talk music or something else now. Great song and great visuals. Do you know more songs from Ken Ishii? I downloaded a bunch of albums from him yesterday but all I know is extra, not sure where should I start now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFvGoq5aHDI
>>686924116
That was my first inspiration, BMT was my second. It's a good habit, really.
>>686924302
Swiggity swooty
>>686924400
Hey, networking is never a bad thing. It's true what they say about not being what you know but who you know. On a side note, got mysteried firefighter trist a while ago, don't even play league anymore
>oh well
Just poppin in to see what's goi-
>Oh my lawd
>>686924500
Know that feel, something +20C here.
Realized I had some energy drinks left though.
Probably going to get some chinese food and then waste the evening on csgo.
>>686924746
What happened?
Not really, never looked into him deeper than Extra, it just kind of came up after watching Akira.
This whole album is pretty good for playing games to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W99hpZ9PUXU
>>686924778
Basic military training?
>Shiro
>>686925096
That's the one
>renge
>>686924600
Dubs checkd. Check this link out, I do it before every run really warms you up
https://youtu.be/pZolGpjfjIc
>>686924778
True, true and gdamn it, and "ugh, luuucky" with the Tristana skin
I'm off for breakfast and a run. I'll return probably around 3 hours, if not to chill, then for a claim and dip.
Also,
>>686924381
убираться отсюда , сталкер
Dubs picks my waifu
>>686925259
Nien, Sie schwein!
>>686923690
I build Irelia with 42% attack speed runes, and the lifesteal masteries in the offensive tree. If you don't take ignite, or harass me down, you're not winning.
>>686923860
Not much. Building's closed for the day so I get to be here as if it were a weekend.
>>686923994
Just getting gud at ADC in general I suppose. I'm good in top lane where if the jungler doesn't have a tent, it's isolated. Bot lane/all game having the whole enemy team at your throat is not something I'm used to.
>>686925280
Pico.
>>686925084
According to my phone its 29c here right now.
That's sound like a good idea. I should probuably get back into cs sometime soon. Only really played 1.6 and source. Only have a few competitive wins that i got from playing with my roommates and Jibril.
>>686925280
Rolling for Toriel
>>686925444
O shit m8
>>686924965
Sent you some more images of Hanako on discord.
claimed
>lewd feet claimed
>>686925444
Fuck you
>mfw i have to have Toriel
>>686925395
Oh, I harrass alright. Full combo whenever I get a chance. Use the fury on Q, and farm up for more. Building armor and health first helps a heap against sustain like yours.
>>686925668
I tried to save you dude, I really did.
>>686925259
That'll be twenty dollars, Yar.
>>686925411
RIP.
It's really what I've been spending my evenings on everyday with a few friends.
I played Source a lot before, nothing like getting called a smurf now.
>>686925698
Fuck off Chara
I know its you!
>>686925868
Stop that.
>>686924778
Don't you dare go with this.
>>686924352
Who?
>>686925084
A mental disorder, that's what happened.
I'm really glad that it came up to you like that, I love the song and the fact that you showed it to me made me move Akira up in my 'to watch list' and I already rewatched it twice.
Daikaju seems really legit too, looking forward to listen to the rest of the album.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-8nqgVSJIc
>>686925871
Even though i played a shit ton before i still suck at it.
Might not be my type of game.
>>686925989
Renge.
>Shiro
~Feet are the best, I love feet~
~ the world would be better if I can lick kongoes cute feet~
>>686925395
>take ignite
>harass me down
>you're not winning
The Olaf main in me laughs at you.
>>686925502
You are too kind senpai
>>686925774
>man, playing against Renekton top is fun
>I mean
>Who doesn't like getting dicked on amirite?
Playing Jax nowadays is hard work.
>>686925774
Oh, it does, I'll give you that. But generally if you build tank, I wont kill you, but you won't kill me. Then it becomes a farm lane.
>>686923141
Hello!
Hnnnnnngh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhh! The hot waifu makes the schwanz emerge! It is the giving birth!
>The schwanz edgeaculates copious seamin with regalness
Aahhhhh!
>The air is pragnated as the seamin flies into the heartshaped hole
>The gears are lubricated with the noble seamin
Ahhh! What a waifu! ^,^
>>686925873
She's so cuddly.
>>686925971
Proves my point!
>>686926074
I find myself browsing fan art for KS often, and know you'll enjoy the pics I find usually.
>>686926100
It's good to be king.
>>686925978
I can talk to my friend all I want, kek.
>>686926074
>Olaf
One of the few champs I just can't seem to win against. At that point, I'm picking Poppy if I have the chance.
>>686926190
The schwanz king!
>>686926124
Forgot pic
>>686926077
I dont build full tank. Thats just silly.
>>686926074
>dicked on
First rule of fighting Renekton.
>You don't fight Renekton.
Second rule of fighting Renekton.
>You DO NOT FIGHT RENEKTON
Third rule-
>FORGET IT WHY ARE YOU STILL FIGHTING THE RENEKTON
>>686926221
>Olaf
Damn thats a hard sucker to beat. Depends on how he plays.
>>686926220
To be fair he did start it. I'll allow it, have no major issues with it.
>>686926294
If I get Trips you get Noodle from Gorillaz
>>686926221
>Poppy
You do realize Poppy's kinda worse against Olaf, right?
>>686926363
Because I know how to fight him as Jax.
>It's kinda easy to survive Renekton combo with Jax
>Nice reference
>>686925994
Well, I hope you get better soon.
It's a very great movie, but I might be biased considering the setting on it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFgRtge2Ksk
>>686926036
I'm still no "MLG" pro at it even though I spent almost 1000 hours in source, but it's a great way to spend time with friends and doing shit for the heck of it.
>>686926294
Can someone shank me in the throat?
Claiming Seaport Hime.
>>686926363
I dunno, maybe you're better. I've just never gone up against a croc that I've had problems with unless they got outta hand elsewhere.
>>686926501
Not from what I've seen. Just don't let up against the Q spamming and use your passive on him every time it's up.
>>686926584
Is that a cow?
>>686926501
Only if the Renekton dives you. If he plays passive and focuses on farming against Jax then Jax cant clear the wave fast enough. Renek just needs to work on waveclear and sustain and he wins the lane.
Kirino claimed
>>686926426
Glad we could come to an agreement, friend.
>>686926644
Mamma seaport!
>>686926584
I'll fuck your throat if that counts...
>>686926850
Heyhey.
>>686926644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HltdgMIsrZU
Holy fuck please give me. Image related, right now.
>>686926879
Jesus christ...
>>686926573
I should get better soon, I get these terrible mood swings for shitty reasons but time always ends fixing them. Nothing wrong with being biased due to tastes, but cyberpunk is amazing and so is the plot of Akira overall. Too bad that from what I heard the movie only shows half of the story in the manga. That song reminds me a lot of Emperor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZzERY8BUlY
>>686926954
Breed-ready waifus are the best, aren't they?
>>686926973
come on anon~ you'll love it! heheh
>>686926890
Damn, you're gorgeous.
>>686926677
I usually get Doran's Blade as my starter on Olaf, so I can pretty much out-sustain Poppy early on.
And the Q? Easy to dodge if you know how to do it right. Just burn Poppy's flash and hit six before she can and she's donezo
>>686926711
Sure, Jax can't push harder than the croc. But if he doesn't harrass Jax, he'll still get enough farm to outscale.
I always let the Renekton push me to my tower, and then freeze it just outside my tower range. If he dives me, I'll just dodge his stun and get out of there, maybe even get a couple of hits if he used his entire combo. If he doesn't, then it's free farm for me. Win-win, unless his jungler decides to dive me too.
>>686927129
They definently are. KanColle is the most waifu bait thing that's ever existed and I love it. I don't believe we've ever had a conversation before, how is your day?
>>686927129
Breed ready gives hips and tits~
>>686927294
I like playing Teemo top.
>Shiro
>>686927294
I generally manage to hit my Qs, but I've only ever faced 2 Olafs as Poppy, so hell if I know if the match up is actually good or not.
>>686927332
I feel like this is indeed our first conversation. I just woke up, but my day feels fine as of now.
>>686927144
Aww.
>>686927373
A lovely size of hips and tits, no?
>>686927294
Croc can harrass while farming. If you play him right. Theres a reason he dominated an entire season until Ryze became a staple. And if croc somehow gets banned, Ill fall back on Cho. No one expects a Cho top.
>I am literal cancer top.
>I will always pick cancer.
Next thread reroll for my next waifu
>>686927414
I hate you.
>>686927425
Utility wise, Poppy's the better pick. Still, Olaf played right can wreck Poppy's day because he can basically ignore all your cc.
>>686927572
Cho's even easier to handle. Build BORK and a health item (like Sterak's) on Jax and you're good to go.
On another note, I like playing toplane carries. Jax and GP and Olaf are my picks.
>>686927689
Roll for a noose
>>686927809
Sorry
Anon rolled cancer
>>686927498
You know I love you mama seaport.
You and that big beautiful body of yours~
>>686927912
I-I'll be back...
>>686927689
You could always just choose your own ya know. My bet is everyone will roll for goat wife again just to spite you.
>>686927912
>Relying on the CC
If I'm up against someone that has no dashes or can ignore my CC, I get 1 point into W and just full on max Q. Oh god do I love going up against Rivens as Poppy though.
>>686927978
Of course I do know.
>>686927689
goat wife best wife for dominant fucking.
>>686927912
You're implying that I build health first on a Cho.
>full AP Cho top
As I said, cancer.
>>686927121
I used to get melancholic very often, but nowadays I'm too busy for it, actually I used to care too much, but nowadays I'm just a happy idiot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv3RgbA2UTo
Nothing like some cyberpunk-esque dystopia, eh?
>>686928183
I wanna dock with you <3
>>686928194
Bok fokker
>>686927978
>>686928528
I wonder who this guy is
>>686928018
Shit, sorry! That was just basic instinct! I didn't mean anything by it!
>>686928080
Isn't maxing Q your first priority on Poppy?
>>686928217
>cancer
I play Shaco jungle
>You haven't heard the definition of cancer until you play as him
>>686928439
The same spot will always be reserved for your liking.
>>686928183
For some reason I don't like the Atago crossover (i think that's supposed to be with atago, not sure about hair though). I do enjoy the stockings quite a bit though.
>>686928656
It's the least that counts, right?
>>686928616
Your basic instinct is to HATE ME?
![fe5a77239e8a616b4c2d1225d0a63ed0[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/7esMApd.png "fe5a77239e8a616b4c2d1225d0a63ed0[1]")
>>686928194
It would be rather pleasant for her to sit on your face.
>>686928250
That's the funny part, sure some people are less busy than others, but everyone has their problems and priorities. I keep ignoring mine for something that shouldn't be a problem at all. I think I'm the actual idiot here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1knh-_SYrfQ
>>686928621
Love you mama~ <3
>>686928616
I don't claim because just here for seaport, and I'm not Toriel. Why do you wonder.
>>686928616
For most match ups, yes. But max W or E first against a Riven. It is the funniest thing you'll ever see when she goes to dash, and all of a sudden 1/3rd of her HP is missing. Then You chunk another 10% with your Q, and E her into a wall if possible when she's running away. Then repeat once more and she's dead.
>>686928528
still... I'd enjoy it ;3
>>686928885
You too.
>>686928756
No, you mentioned the champion
>I get triggered when someone says his name
>>686928885
No reason, just interested in the fact you keep popping up whenever Seaport Hime gets on. I'm just wondering whether you're someone we know.
>>686928945
Well, I have a simpler way to beat Riven
>Play Olaf
They literally do peanut damage against him, and a maxed out E deals enough true damage to chunk them into half health if they aren't careful.
>>686929227
I pop up because I lurk and wait for seaport.
Is that not allowed?
>>686929139
You're so sweet~
>>686929316
And so are you.
>>686928875
I guess I just live off the basic "ignorance is bliss" ideology.
Can't bother caring for anything like politics, since they don't really directly affect my survival at this current moment, and if something changes everything takes time, and by that time I'll be long gone doing other things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvzAtau4zgQ
>>686929227
Ya, but Olaf's like Yorick. There's really no way to counter him except by making it to late in the game when your whole team can just blow his ass up.
>>686929368
Are you really reserving a special spot just for me to dock? <3
Marika claimed
>>686929609
Of course.
>>686929227
Then learn to play Jayce.
>>686929316
No no, I didn't say that. Just curious. Lurk to your heart's content.
>>686929484
That's the point, you try to win the game before that happens.
Though, if late game does come around, the ideal plan as Olaf is to
>press ult
>press ghost
>run to enemy backline
>ignore everything else
>>686929742
I'm deciding whether to get him or Azir
>>686929682
Oh my. <3
claimed
>>686927129
Holding hands seems like a difficult task with her.
>>686929316
>I lurk and wait for seaport
>>686929408
I think it's a wise decision. No point in getting mad over something that you can't simply change. I need to go now, thanks for talking and the usual great shares.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpFJ8tIRHu0
>>686929985
I know at full build vs. full build, I've managed to solo Olafs as Irelia if I can dash around and keep out of range during his ult. If he manages to catch me during it though, he wins unless it just about runs out.
Just got back to the group home.
Dropped an individual off at work, poor guy has to push carts in the rain.. I feel bad.
What have I missed.
>>686930095
I'll admit, it can be a little bit difficult, but any human can spread their fingers out.
Also, you gotta give him credit, he does have dedication.
>>686930180
It's pretty much the only way to survive this madness.
No problem, have a good one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-xzLd6W_Z0
>>686930387
I'll hold your hands <3
>>686930095
Should I not..?
I csn stop..
>>686929985
Jayce is more fun to play.
>>686930475
Don't let your true feelings collide with others opinions, just follow what you're feelings
>>686930619
feeling*
>>686930365
Not much. And I used to push carts in downpours. I loved it because normally it was burning hot, so cool rain was always welcome. Being soaked afterwards and having to go back into the building kinda sucked though.
>>686930475
How sweet of you.
>>686930619
I see Kha'Zix and Rengar being pretty fun to play as too. Also, well said.
What up, nerds?
>>686930718
Forgot image. I'll have to do with sluggishness sometime.
