It would taste like shit.

>>686913720
It would taste like whatever they wanted and you would have to drink it no matter what

>>686913720
it would taste like semen

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> Taste like nostalgia.

I'm a massive fucking nerd so yes, I'd actually walk around with a can at ALL times.

I'm almost getting aroused at the thought of riding the train to my university and having that can standing on the little tray in front of me and people noticing it oh god yes

For some reason I imagine it would taste like diet Pepsi. I wouldn't buy it but I could probably drink a can if I was at a friend's house and that was my only option.

>>686913720
taste like dial-up connection

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>>686914120
I know what you mean bro i do the same.

It would taste of deadly vaccinations created for the purpose of shortening the lives of unsuspecting African children

>>686914120
I would crash that train with no survivers

>>686914464
Probably not, though.

It'd taste like windows 3.1 soda but with a slightly improved interface and a higher res logo.

Whatever it tastes like, it'd be enough to send you into cardiac arrest, and the doctors would need to reboot you.

It would taste like a poor imitation of Apple Mackintosh

>>686913720
It would taste like BSOD with a flair of Fatal Exception 0E

>>686913720
well realisticly speaking i guess since Windows and shit,they could make it taste like window cleaner? dunno about the gum tho.

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Tastes great while driving your hover car

>>686914802
Says the faggot

>>686913720
really flat mountain dew

>>686914464
Riiiiight

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>>686913720
> サッポロビール

goddamn I would drink that shit up

>>686913720
Since it makes grown men cry, they could just collect their tears and can it.

>>686915646
you'd make a killing selling caned man tears to feminiazis

>>686913720
It would taste like WINE.
Linux users get this.

>>686915732
>man tears
Wait, that's not what I meant

It'd be refreshing, different and full of bugs.

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>>686915614

>>686915869
still

>>686915883

Nailed it.

I eat bugs as snacks though so I personally wouldn't mind.

No, I'm not a nigger, I just enjoy eating healthy protein-rich snacks in order to maintain my beautiful figure.

>>686915831
I would like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

>>686915831
No wine has that LGPL quality taste. Win95 has a proprietary taste with embrace, extend, and extinguish ingredients.

>>686914279
Water, like Linux, is always an option.

>>686916467
Who the hell drinks water?

>>686916375
Android has srsly deprecated this pasta

>>686916875
Tastes like noobs

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>>686916875
Mint>Ubuntu

imagine if it tasted like the smell of oldschool HP deskjet printers

oh man, just crack open that can and that first whiff of good old printing chemicals

>>686917273
Fuck mint. It's ugly as fuck and you might as well just install winblows.

>>686913720
Would I have to pay every month to use the drink I already own a license to?

>>686917273
Is this a thing?

>>686917840
I don't think so. It's just a shop of Coke Life.

This thread is weird

>>686913720
Itd probably taste fine for 30-60 minutes if you weren't moving things around too much

>>686918008
>>686917840

this is a thing.
source: microsoft employee. been to the company archive. saw the can and gum in person.

>>686913720
bugs

>>686913720
It would taste like the ozone smell in the air behind a plasma tv or near a photocopy machine.

>>686918084

liar liar pants on fire

>>686918084
Weird that they would keep shopped mint coke in their redmond hq archives

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>>686918361
liar liar plants for hire its pants on fire Patrick.

>>686913720
i imagine it tasting like berries and plastic witha hint of lime.

>>686914120

I'd help >>686914473 crash that train, you pretentious little faggot.

Would taste like Crystal Pepsi.

>>686913720
It tastes like the tears of the rest of the world as the Cia drinks your milkshake

>>686913720
Taste of ground micro chips

>>686916875
Next-Gen Hipster Cola?
Shit'll taste like fedora.

It would taste like copper and would take five minutes to open. It would work the opposite way to energy drinks and slow you down.

Very stale 7 up