talking like a jerk
except you are an actual jerk
Sometimes I play tf2 which I'm good at and insurgency which I'm a new level of terrible at.
the anus has many nerves in it, but really it's only that and the Male G Spot
ryu ga waga teki no kurau...
>>686912626
i was thinking of just one cute thing that's been done so much
This is the kind of shit I'm talking about.
I prefer the psychosomatic pleasure of inflicting pain on others.
Sex is too vanilla
>>686912910
What's that?
>>686912973
The League Fag
It has nerves, as any part of your body does but they're not going to respond the way he says they will. Largely in fact they reject intrusion as pain.
>>686912967
That's just bdsm nibbles.
>>686913011
Oh
anyways I'm tired. Bed time for me.
oh it's 6am, night luc and julian
my
"Once you gay you're a faggot kill yourself"
Although I suspect you did it to spite me.
Fuck you too.
>>686913022
Im not into BDSM, I just feel energized from discomfort. It means I have the chi upper hand.
>>686912735
Sometimes friends are mean
>>686913190
Everyone has a unique biology, plus other factors go into it, like mind-set and the size/shape of the penetrating object, and of course the psychosomatic effect you mentioned. There's more to it than that, but that's the bulk.
Anyways, goodnight
What the fuck is this thread?
later dom
>>686913275
you're into the underpinnings of bdsm, if not the trappings
>>686913067
Again, none of those sensations are explicitly pleasurable from a nervous system standpoint. You (and I, incidentally) enjoy it in large part because it conceptually arouses us. This is a HUGE aspect of how sexual behavior functions and it's why lying about how big your dick is on tinder is surprisingly a good strategy.
I mentioned psychosomatic effects, not dom.
>>686913452
Gay furry porn. Can't you tell? It says in the fucking nonexistent label.
>>686913470
k
>>686913729
What an in-depth response.
>>686913855
A little agitated over here.
>>686913238
I do everything to spite you
>>686913470
Everyone who isn't me is the same person.
Pain and pleasure are processed in the same region of the brain, hence why BDSM is a thing. But, people experiencing the cut of a knife (even those who enjoy it) are still experiencing pain. For you to say that those who enjoy anal are actually in pain but their perception causes them to like it is just plain wrong, and what you said relating to the prostate is also wrong, because men who no longer have prostates, as well as women who never did, can still enjoy the full experience of anal sex.
Like I said, there is a psychosomatic element, but it is small compared to the totality of the different physical stimulations and variables.
>>686914052
Maybe you should masturbate to some gay furry porn to help you relax
>>686914136
No I fap as little as possible as penance.
>>686914057
>I do everything to spite you
Well isn't that horribly sad.
>>686914052
What's wrong nibbles?
>>686914057
They're processed in the same region because sensory experience all exists in the same general region, they're not the same nerve. Sometimes the wires get crossed and you get masochism, sadism, and foot fetishes. Some things, such as rubbing the glans of the penis (or stimulating the prostate, actually), are explicitly pleasurable for all experiencers save nerve-damaged outliers. Other things, such as being stabbed, are explicitly painful for all experiencers with the same caveat. That is why I will never describe anal sex short of prostate stimulation as explicitly pleasurable: that is a point of subjective experience that is formed by idealized sexual notions and is dubiously inherent at the VERY best.
>>686914375
General annoyance
>>686914990
General Annoyance or Private First Class Pain-in-the-Ass? Apply scale.
>>686915110
Havent fapped in 3 days and pent up "annoyance".
>>686916792
go rub one out kiddo
>>686916913
why not
>>686917031
Won't ≠can't
>>686917116
K i wont
>>686917278
don't kvetch when your problems are self inflicted
>>686917338
You ASKED remember?
>>686913280
Present company expect it preset company.
Just laugh it off, it's better than it seems
>>686917416
you brought it up originally
and were being grumpy
>>686917492
Then dont ask.
>>686917646
First, don't be a grump.
>>686917702
Kiss my ass
>>686917800
I-I didn't know you liked me that way.
>>686917848
Drink shit
>>686917982
If your stool is liquid I think you need to see a doctor or improve your diet.
>>686918064
Drink the leaking shit out of dead, rotting, niggers.
>>686918171
I don't think I'll do that part but we can go negro huntin' if you want.
What movie should I watch
>>686912735
>>686913280
I miss the way the night comes
With friends who always make it feel good
This basement has a cold glow
Though it's better than a bunch of others
>>686918578
the unforgiven
>>686918669
No pick a better one
>>686918578
Redline
>>686918704
you
WHAT
THAT FILM IS A MASTERPIECE
>>686918709
No pick a better one.
>>686918791
Well it doesn't look interesting right now. Do you have another suggestion or is that the extent of your cinematic roster?
>>686918935
I object merely to the assertion that I need to come up with a BETTER film than a best picture winner with clint eastwood and morgan freeman, for fuck's sake. What are you looking for?
>>686918994
I want to see something that will leave me with one question: "what?"
>>686919172
OH HAVE I GOT A FILM FOR YOU
>>686919215
Seen it. I give it a strong 5/7
>>686919278
any reason you rate films out of 7
fuck though I don't know now I want to ask you for film recommendations
>>686912735
>>686913280
>>686917423
Present company excluded in every way
>>686919337
I could probably think of a few good movies to recommend. Though, my movie tastes tend to be quite different from your average person, because the things that most people love about a movie are pretty boring to me. Action, for one. I don't give a shit about a fight scene, what I want to see is a baffling story arc with twists and turns and an ending that makes you question your own core values, principals and general understandings of the world.
Basically, the less sense it makes, the better.
>>686918582
SO GO AND DANCE YOURSELF CLEAN
>>686919613
I actually share your tastes. The only reason I like things like Eastwood films is because of, well, him as an actor. Demeanor and character appeals to me pretty heavily. Action scenes absolutely do not matter to me.
Lol at the oblivious fur fags in here
>>686919735
Oblivious to what, exactly?
>>686919692
It's Such A Beautiful Day
Memento
A Beautiful Mind
To name just a few (I'm drunk or I'd probably try harder to come up with more names.) In general my favorite films tend to be about mental illness or crazy outlandish ideas like Rubber, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Interstellar, or even drug-related shit like Crystal Fairy & the Magical Cactus.
Like I said, the less sense the better. I love abstract weirdness that confuses the general masses.
>>686920214
I will pursue these, thank you.
>>686920334
You are quite welcome.
If only I had a movie to watch now :'[
>>686920459
Don't think I can help you. As much as I love absurdism I don't get a lot of it in film, I've been watching more generally approachable content recently.
>>686919842
The fact that this thread is about a song, not your whack porn
>>686920589
It is you who is oblivious, friend!
>>686919613
have you seen, The Man From Earth?
>>686920651
This.
>>686920589
The thread was made by a furfag for furfags. The song lyrics were just incidental words to fill the comment requirement of starting a new thread
>>686920769
>>686920769
Is that the one about the like 7 college professors or whatever who sit in a room talking for the whole film about that one guy who claims to be immortal and also :::spoilers::: He's jesus?
That movie was great, it definitely goes into one of the 20 movies on my top 10 list.
Actually super glad you reminded me about that one, I was thinking about it the other day but couldn't remember the name
pupper
watch repo man
>>686920938
yep that's it. Glad someone else has seen and enjoyed it, fantastic movie
what about Wristcutters: A Love Story?
>>686921080
I haven't seen that. What is it?
>>686921080
>>686921161
I just googled it, I'm gonna go watch it now
>>686921161
man who kills himself ends up in purgatory, girl he loved also ends up there, goes on a roadtrip to find her
>>686921233
enjoy, I'd be interested to hear what you think of it
>>686912735
and living proof
that sometimes friends are mean
>>686921302
If y'all are still here in 1.5ish hours when I finish it I'll let you know how it was.
come watch a faggot (me) play WoW because i know you have nothing better to do
twitch tv/seraphsolus
maybe ill show my dragon dildo
sup hemo
trll me a meme
WE DON'T NEED NO MODERN JESUS
>>686922619
and here come the avatar fags :/
>>686922908
I've been here the entire time.
>>686922908
You mean here come MORE avatar fags
>>686922908
The thread is saved!
man i have such a raging boner
there's a pretty common solution to that
post lewd bowls
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=osomatsu-san
>>686922951
>>686922961
I wouldn't have known since they haven't been avataring until now. It bugs me rationally and I still believe it's worse than spiderman
>>686923406
why'd I even click and scroll
>>686923466
I was avataring the entire time
also we're universally better posters than you
>>686923466
>when they post things i don't like, it's avatarfagging!
>>686923509
Idunno subby, why DID you click and scroll?
>>686923643
it's because I hate myself I think
>>686923509
>>686923557
>posting unrelated images 90% of the time
Now, I know for certain that I'm not the only person who gets pissy about this but you can make me out to be the bad guy :(
demo whats your runescape name
>>686923741
>unrelated
>to a random board
literally impossible
i don't play runescape as i am not a child
but this exists
>>686923813
You can be unrelated to a thread though.
>>686923684
matsus arent THAT bad
>>686923741
>unrelated images
>posting girls in gfur
yeah you kinda are the bad guy
>>686923813
while not the case for this thread, it's seriously a buzzkill when half the pictures are avatars when I'm merely looking for a good whack
No, I am much younger than that...
>>686923916
Recurrent, topical threads were never intended to be part of /b/ culture, but they arose naturally because, naturally, men don't work according to true randomness.
>>686924035
I think they're gross.
Anyway bye walking dog.
>>686924058
There are better places for it.
>>686924074
Toodles
>>686924074
>There are better places for it.
yeah but it's convenient here
Who cares
play rs, its like pokemon but it actually has content
... I care because you do
there's like three different runescapes tho
No, I dont care
>>686924438
oh yeah, it's also annoying when that one guy spams australian ass. maybe this is a gay guy thing
>>686924565
I'm gay and don't spam Aussie ass.
I just can't be bothered to post porn. It's all mixed with sfur and I'll only get whined at for posting that.
play oldschool runescape
self plays it too
>>686924565
*2
there is two guys who do it
Post the sfur
i see
okay well i'll give it a go later on then, i dont have work until 3.
i think eisen plays oldschool too
There's a Runescape card game now too.
what nerds
>>686924649
>I'm gay and don't spam Aussie ass.
I meant posting unrelated images, it was a joke :P
and to be honest, I don't care if it's straight as long as it's got a good focus on the male parts, since that's what I'm into
>>686924999
Yeah, we're the best.
no one plays the runescape cardgame
Theyre just trying to copy HS
But ye, osrs is kewl
>>686924649
>>686925073
wait, to add onto this, how is it that you have an organized collection of avatars but not a collection of gfur...?
ok i will play some osrsmatsu
>>686925117
nerds are pretty cute too
>>686925243
BECAUSE GFUR IS GROSS
>>686925360
Yes, sfur is superior
>>686925243
I tend to save porn by dragging and dropping it from a thread into a folder. If I have different threads open, I don't want to have to keep switching between folders all the time, so I just dump it into a single folder.
>>686925439
Both suck.
>>686925531
You suck
the fuck
i thought this game was free
>>686925600
YOU suck MORE
http://oldschool.runescape.com/
there is f2p but it is shitty
probs just ask eisen and see if theyre doing member stuff and ye
l a m e
>>686912735
The jerk store called, they're all out of jerks.
>>686925649
Get out
>>686926055
I can't
What is a thread without demos spamming matsus?
>>686925360
>BECAUSE GFUR IS GROSS
ok I hate your avatars but I'm gonna have to agree with you there it is pretty icky
>>686925470
I can actually empathize with you there. I should probably clear out my download folder before it leads to a really awkward moment with a shoulder surfer
>>686926303
gfur is much better when it's not with furries and with anime boys with weird heads instead.
>>686926429
gfur is better when there's no fur at all
once you go scale, things'll never get stale
>>686926708
it's ok i guess
as long as its weenie is cool then i like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM2HkxdVBYo
mornin sunshines
what's the addon that adds nicknames to 4chan posts? may as well make a name for myself if I'm gonna be lurking less
>>686927536
namesink
>>686927536
4chanx
Namesync
>not lurking
>making a name for yourself
what a casual
>>686927886
>posting bowlcuts
what a casual
>>686928008
posting these bowlcuts are from years of precision and skill, not for those faint of heart.
I'm ultra casual
I'm in the 5th dimension of casualness
>>686928162
You have the precision and skill of a drunken walrus trying to mate with a basketball hoop
>>686928337
Exactly, which is why I do it best.
>>686928458
Drunkenly mate with basketball hoops, or post awful bowlcuts?
>>686928673
Post awful bowlcuts of course
>>686928811
Well, possibly. I mean there's only 1-2 people who post awful bowlcuts, so I suppose technically that could be considered accurate.
