Waifu claiming thread.The rules that no one cares about:claim 2D waifu/husbandopost
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Waifu claiming thread.
The rules that no one cares about:
>claim 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>no fucking ERP and RP
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>have fun or something that resembles it
>milk is fucking shit
Akiko claimed
>>686903957
kill yourself. milk is great
>>686903498
>Oh you~
It's all good, didn't know either. I finally have a use for mine now kek.
>>686903579
Yeah it gave me a pretty bad headache for the day. Thought I was going to pass out. Just imagine a jackhammer against your head.
>Best idol claimed
Claimin' ma based Kyou. I love me a good loud, assertive girl with a sensitive side.
>>686903299
>not proving dominance is a sign of submission
What about creatures that are passive toward each other?
>Winners do not submit
Correct! Winners think of every living thing as though it were a peer, because it's crucial to better understanding your surroundings!
>We have made our way to the top because we haz smarts...
>...usually fucking them over so hard they go extinct, either intentionally or unintentionally.
Once again,exactly! We're not applicable. If we didn't exist, nothing would really go extinct because species keep other species in check. It's once we obtain the smarts (using and building tools) that we separate ourselves from any sort of 'chain' or 'order', and thus, shit goes extinct!
Yay humanity!
>>686903360
But I can, though; I just don't particularly like it!
>Shiragami Youko claimed.
I'm out, for the night.
Nice talking to you all.
This time I've got to transplant some peppers, for real this time.
>>686903957
jk dont hate me <3
>not above sucking up to akiko
Milinda claim
>>686904109
Hehe thought you might enjoy that <3
Haha thats good! Now you just need a computer so we can play games.
I have killed my 22nd jedi slime today and I will ask again out of a good mood: will you join the Separatist or not?
>>686904396
no. UNLESS, you have milk
Is this /milk/ now or something? So much talk abut milk, I'm so damn confused. Well, I finished up Act 2 of Lilly's route for KS, so I suppose I'll stay on here now and save the rest of it for later.
>>686904109
>Imagine a jack hammer against your head
Oh no I would probably just have passed out honestly. You didnt take any pain meds for it?
>Extremely soft looking picture.
>>686903957
Milk is okay. Only Chocolate milk is the best to drink alot!
>>686904396
Sorry General but I am gonna have to fight you on this one
mei is a goddess
>>686904570
yup, it turned into milk as soon as someone made the grave decision to ask people's favorite drink.
Holy hell I missed out alot in Halo 5
>>686904666
>Satan trips checked
>Satan confirms
>>686904665
I believe you're confusing chocolate milk for white milk. Chocolate milk is Satan's diarrhea, and you don't want that now do ya?
>Shiro
>>686904396
No thanks
>>686904825
funny, because ill still drink it if it tastes like chocolate + milk combined
>>686904972
Sand worm?
>>686904313
>nothing would really go extinct
Nah, it would just go slower. a LOT slower. Normally it's one extinction every 1000 years. Currently it's 1 species every year. We are actually just as bad as any other major extinction event
We're pretty good at what we do
>>686904364
Too late. You have called down the wrath of the best waifu
>>686904396
Yeah I'll join you. Where do the seperatists stand on the ongoing milk argument?
>>686904570
It's all about the milk
Pick a side or perish, worm
>claim
>>686903957
Akiko bringing the heat!
>>686904509
We have plenty. The farmlands protected by the Droid army so the farmers can milk their cattle knowing no harm can be done to them is proof
>>686904665
You will be the first child to die under me. Tell me, what is your weapon of choice so I may give you a warrior's death as mercy.
>>686904901
You will die along with the youngling.
>>686905090
I picked white. I enjoy water more.
>>686905090
alright then fight me <3
>>686905131
aw hell yea! im in!
>>686905156
>on /b/
>thinking gore affects anyone
>>686905152
>Shiro
>>686904396
Forgive me General, but I am going to have to respectfully decline.
>>686905090
Its the individual's desire. We have milk. If you do not wish to consume it, so be it
>>686904388
>You know me too well~
I know, saving away all the dosh I can. Also since I've practically never used this I didn't know you had to spend 5.00$ for adding friends lel.
>>686904665
Took a few Aleve and knocked right out.
>Soft picture
You know it~
>>686905337
Well shit... Maybe I can add you? Whats your Steam?
enough time have passed to consider sabrina a vintage waifu?
>>686905267
Good.
>>686905298
Your death will merciful. My guards will see to it
>>686904972
>>686905010
Guro-chan came back
REJOICE
>>686905106
DiscoMegu
>>686905128
I'm bringing the heat while keeping it cool
>>686905267
K bitch we'll see each other again in hell.
>>686905330
A little freedom in people's dairy consumption habits is an excellent strategy for maintaining the internal stability of the seperatists
>>686904825
Can I drink Strawberry milk then? Is that pure enough for you?
>>686905131
I choose my Swarch Shield!
>>686905337
Oh good, I would have like died if I was working with that, oh god, glad it worked out okay for you
Glad you are embracing it!
>>686905553
nope, sorry, im going away with the sepa..whateverthefucks! see you never!
>still not above sucking up
>plez one more chance <3
>>686905553
>obligatory REEEEEEEEE
Peaches
>>686905777
lucky 7's checked
I should be asleep
>>686905687
no last wishes
no second thoughts
you dun goofed son
>>686905777
>checked
>tfw eating peaches right now
>tfw last can of peaches
>>686905880
I should be dead
Man, for once in my life I'm actually excited to go exercise. I feel running is very good for me. Sadly, don't want to go run at 3:30 AM, so have to wait another hour and a half.
>>686905656
I suppose, better than that shitty fecal beverage.
>>686905910
Does it cost extra to mail stuff to Hawaii? I could mail you some peaches.
>>686905599
>>686905656
Prepare yourselves
>>686905553
It is why joining the Separatist is a great decision to make
>>686905553
Keep up the good work up then!
>>686905599
>>686905656
>>686905777
Nice!
>>686905910
pretend to be intimidated. ill get you. arrr
>>686903957
I do like milk.
>>686906177
JOIN THE MILK SIDE QUICK! ive pissed off akiko kek
>>686906013
Can I just ride around on one of those flying bikes? That sounds like tons of fun. I couldn't care much for the war to be honest.
>Late claim
>>686906013
Im waiting
i love accidentally chewing ibuprofen
>jenny claim
>>686906001
>Fecal beverage
Thanks for turning me off it now
>>686906078
Wait whatido?
>>686906013
Lets go nerd
>>686905910
Choose life anon
>>686906332
If you break it, I'm coming after you
>>686906434
>>686906551
>>686905438
Nah, it's no problem man. Gonna have to buy something sooner or later.
If you think it'll work then here
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198306487550/
>>686905656
Thanks man, yeah it was pretty shit. Haha, have no other choice but to.
GUESS WHO!
>It's you
IT'S ME!
>Chara claimed
How is everyone?
>>686906001
Why would you send my peaches to that volcanic hell-hole?
>>686906013
You do raise a good point
Also Grievous is a top tier claim
Staying with you guys seems like a solid decision
>>686906078
Will do my best
>>686906149
>
O fuk
>>686906286
Chitoge second best girl
>>686906613
I'm pretty sure I'm either immortal or have a guardian angel. I've escaped death one too many times these past 19 years
>>686906487
CURSE YOU OBI WAN KENOBI!!!
>>686906699
Do you not live in Hawaii?
>Shiro
>>686906487
>>686906730
It didn't have to be this way.
>>686906678
O shit waddup
>Rory looks damn good in white
>>686906828
>>686906730
this man had milk
MY MILK
>>686906675
Yeah. I sent it. Appears to have gone through.
>Milinda
>>686906730
>>686906828
well that was boring. 5/10
>>686906699
Oh hi Akiko~
How's your Game progressing?
>>686906889
Yup, true, so does Chara though
How are you Smug half god?
>>686905910
Enjoy them, friend
>>686906678
Ah shit Chara! I love you!
>>686906699
And those double dubs are enough to know that you will!
Take care. Into the darkness I shall tread.
>>686907028
Im fine. Just got home from a short day of work and am drinking while I wait for people and dinner to finish up.
>GoT night at home
>First one Ive been here for
>>686906810
I'm an aryan eurofag. I live in Belgium. I love the cold and hate the heat. I once nearly died in a snowstorm. That shit doesn't happen in Hawaii
>>686906730
>>686906828
On this day a great leader and a friend to all seperatists has passed
A moment of silence please
>>686907028
I finished the demo but haven't gotten feedback yet. I'm busy with my finals now so not much time to worry about that right now
>>686907110
Until next time lurkanon
>>686906675
Yeah you know you cant fight it heh, I remember one time I was stocking shit at work and a box fell and hit me on the head it knocked me down and I had to sit for a while plus I had a huge headache
>>686906730
>>686906828
Well that was easy
Tike to sleep for me
Goodnight everyone
>>686907110
Thank you anon, I LOVE you too!
I mean I am a LOVEly person In general.
And who exactly are you?
>>686907180
Sounds like a fun plan. I was invited to watch X-Men today.
Yesterday I watched Alice through the looking glass. (The translation in german is "Alice behind the glass")
>>686907298
Alright, got it, if you have time you can show me the demo I guess?
>>686906673
Booooooriiinng
>>686907405
Who am I? No one.
Until better days, I got to go. The shadows are waiting for me.
>>686907014
2legit2quit.
>>686907309
>Implying I was going to anyway.
Damn man, did it leave any bruises?
>>686907405
That does look like a good movie. I wouldn't rate X-Men though, apparently its a big backslide. Civil War was damn good, not the beat Marvel, but still good.
>>686907781
Sup Chen
https://youtu.be/IgpXkay9qMU
>Rory-sama
>>686907730
Farewell then my lover!
>>686907796
I've been more to the cinema these past 2 months than the last two years.
I also watched Civil War. Was nice!
Alice was pretty funny yup, yup. Not disappointed from a Tim Burton movie yet.
We'll see about X-Men later today heh
>>686907781
Oh, hi Chen!
>>686907739
So MLG pro
kek
>Milinda
>>686907739
Lucky for me it didnt but holy crap it surprised the hell out of me!
Anyways I suppose I should go to bed I gotta wake up in like 4 hours see ya later friends.
>>686907405
I guess I got time tongiht, after my exam. Right now I'm too busy revising
>>686907781
Hey Chen
>>686908106
What the hell are you doing here then? Hush, hush, go study and revise more.
>>686908270
nice pic
My entire course is online, so I have thread in one tab and course powerpoint in the other one
why is thread kill all of a sudden?
>>686908623
Ah, I understand. I like to do that a lot too!
Your pic is nice too
>Plus I have so many pics I just don't use
Alright, got a whole pizza. How long will it take me to eat it?
>>686908875
one minute your alive, the next you're dead
>>686908875
No idea
>>686908911
30-45 minutes I am guessing
>Depends on how big american sized pizza is
>>686908951
Sounds to me like the battery ran out of juice
>>686908899
>checked
I am constantly on the hunt for more Akiko. I never get tired of seeing her. I just got a lot of great chibis from the animated specials too. Feels good man
>>686908911
>two in a row
Can we place bets?
>>686908951
your filenames always make me smile
>one minute your alive, the next you're dead
Very true. I've had this multiple times now and it never ceases to be exciting
>>686909016
That's relatively fast... I'm just gunna eat this one like a casul while watching cartoons.
>>686909185
Feel free!
>Makoto
>>686908027
I want to protect your smile.
>>686908055
Haha, I bet it did. Good to know there were no real injuries.
Sleep tight man.
>>686908911
30 minutes tops.
>>686909185
I usually hunt for pics of Chara every month or two. Giving the fans some time to draw quality pics and then collecting them all!
Or I could go to /v/ to the undertale thread but Pic related
>>686909295
Is it really fast?
Well looks like a good Pozza, so I guess an hour then?
Early morning claim, but whatever.
Did somebody say, [Neopolitan, Blessed Queen of the Dairy]?
Two scoops of free ice cream if you bring your waifu. We have (lemon), vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, liquorice, bleach, mojito, Syndra Cream (pure edge, might cut your mouth on it), cheeki breeki, malted french people, mint, little white chocolate dolphins, caramel (in exchange for you soul) and "I don't care" (Only availble in exchange for secret Nazi tech secrets).
>>686909299
Awhhh <3
You are so cute.
>>686909295
If you're gonna eat while watching cartoons then I place my bet on 45-60 minutes. I'll bet one of my lewds
>>686909401
>tfw Akiko is unpopular as fuck
I gotta search a little bit more to find good stuff. Most of the pics I have are the ones I made myself
>>686909444
Oh shit it's Neo coming in with the trips
>>686909444
How you been Neo? Nice trips.
>>686909444
"Die die" flavor
>>686909444
Nice trips! I'd like some Chocolate Caramel ice-cream please!
Oh, a soul, you said, wait a second, I'll get one
>shuffles in pockets
Here you go
>>686909550
wah, that sounds like a pain in the ass...
I searched whole google and related pics gelbooru, danbooru and pixiv to find my ~240 pics of Chara
>>686909444
Ill have the white choc dolphins and a scoop of the mint. Sounds like a good combo
>>686909680
Boring day?
>>686909550
>Rory lewds
Am I gunna have to rush this 'za down?
>>686909401
Fast for a twig like me.
>>686909299
Oh lawdy.
>>686909737
yeah
as usual
Very late QOTT: Positive songs that never cease to cheer you up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elZWyKZXO4Q
>Megumin claim
Heya
>>686909550
Oh shit, it's Akiko at it again with the almost not quite but could have been Trips!
>>686909589
I've been doing pretty well. Overwatch, making Skyrim work, and hunting for my drawing stick have been pretty fun.
Saw a really cute Shiro cosplayer on Saturday at MCM, too.
>>686909725
Oh... Um... We didn't actually expect anybody to give us an actual soul. Where exactly did you get it, and why are you carrying it around in your pocket.
>>686909737
Alrighty. Though, you could have two scoops of mint. It is free, afterall.
You also have the choice of real white dolphins being turned into chocolate, or normal white chocolate dolphins.
>>686909960
Here. Have what passes for news in Australia.
https://youtu.be/9GvCNz8jwpg
30 minutes those two birds sat like that.
>>686910067
https://youtu.be/72xn8O1vJb0
https://youtu.be/wTDcAkSjuzc
>>686910160
Saving it all for yourself?
>>686910289
Heyo Rory, how are you?
>>686910067
>Positive songs that never cease to cheer you up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxvfieTkARI
>>686910160
From where? Well, from a human duh. He should be lying right around the corner. Dead of course. I have some more too if you want. They are substitutes in case I loose mine again.
>>686909725
My folder is at an alright number of 500 Akiko's right now, but I plan on finding/making a lot more. Can't get enough of her cuteness. danbooru only yielded me about 15 good pics but I still have to dig through pixiv
>>686909887
>Rory
I'm Akiko
Just eat your pizza
>>686910160
Fuck, I'll do better this time
>>686910160
Lets go with the real ones being turned into chocolate. Whats life without some rare killing. And why not, a scoop of mint and a scoop of chocolate. You pulled my arm.
What do I owe you for the dolphins?
>>686910393
Im fine. Pleasantly tipsy and progressing on BITCHWHORE.
>still no ohayous of Rory
>sadface
>>686909446
Only for you.
>>686909887
Kek, is that not enough time?
>>686910067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z938ya2fbPo
>>686910525
I wish you good luck on pixiv then. If there is something from her, there are probably a lot of pages.
Also I'll brb for a bit, making myself some food.
>Will be here anyway, answering just takes a while
>>686910067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQKaAlMNvm8
:^)
i honestly can't think of one right now
>>686910529
>Someday friend.. Someday
>>686910550
You make me feel special. Thank you :)
>Milinda
>>686910511
In case you lose yours...
Wait...
There's a dead body outside of my shop!?
Chara, what are you doing? That's terrible for business!
>>686910525
Damn, Akiko, right back in there with almost but even further away from repeating digits. You'll get there eventually.
>>686910529
Rory... Dolphins are endangered animals and need to be protected. You're a horrible person for asking for real ones.
BUT, we shall never deny a guest. Let me go and kill one of the dolphins in the storage room really quickly.
Oh, it's free, too. We don't charge money here. We get paid by sponsorship money.
>>686910897
Greedy
>>686910897
Oh... what does endangered mean?
>>686911079
it means their delicious
>>686910897
Don't worry, he's in the trash can! No one will see him. I burried him underneath the trash!
>>686910525
Whoops, my bad. Sorry Akiko.
https://telegram.me/joinchat/C5nwPAfAf9o2tCazPAdBWw
>Don't forget we got this group!
>>686911343
Now I cant wait! Show me this 'dolphin'!
>>686911490
Wait, you leave bodies? Thats not good for a rampage...
>>686911490
Chara, the smell though. And what about those poor waste disposal people who have never seen a dead body before? Unlike you and I, most people don't commit genocide and don't handle dead bodies well.
>>686911079
>>686911343
Well, they're not wrong. It means they're going extinct... Because Neo and I have overfished them for Ice Cream. Aha... Ahahahaha.
>>686910802
As said, it's the least I can do.
>>686911760
be patient, someone will get it for you
I'm here
>I need to stop procrastinating
>Later
>>686911761
Come on, i know you have it in stock
Im off for the night. I will lurk for a bit. Night everyone. Summon me if you need me.
>>686912038
Night Milinda, I'll be sure to have my summoning circle and motors bloo- oil at the ready.
>>686910550
My nigger. I was thinking about posting 'i', but wanted to do something some may not know.
>>686911961
So how you doing Hanako?
>Fubuki claimed
>>686911738
>If dubs steals your hat
>>686912493
Nope. If dubs steal.. you don't own ANYTHING
>>686911930
Patients? Arent those people in hospital?
>>686912565
>if dubs I steal the eyepatch
>>686912565
Except for my cannons. <3
>If dubs steals your hat
>>686912395
I should be doing work
>But I don't feel like it
>I feel like fooling around in this thread
This is my curse
>>686912565
Dubs steals your hat and belt
>>686912755
Dubs steals your hat, eyepatch and belt
>>686912642
precisely what i was talking about
>>686912755
Yes.
>Dubs steal your hat
>>686912565
If dubs I steal your hat
>>686912686
You hand cannons
>>686912689
And your poofy shouldered shirt
>>686912755
Dubs confirms your waifu has a penis.
>>686912817
>Dubs steal your hair
>>686912855
>Dubs steal back
>>686912876
roll
>>686912870
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
>dubs steal em all
>>686912913
Dubs steals eyepatch
>>686912836
So... what you're telling me is that I need to get it quickly?
>>686912944
Dubs confirm you also have one
>>686912855
Dubs still steal back
>>686912953
Dubs to steal your clothes
>>686912038
The ride never ends.
>>686912395
Ayy lmao. Both songs are absolutely fantastic, brings you into happy times. That song was pretty good though, definitely new to me.
>>686913021
get it while it's hot!
>>686912870
DUBS AND I STEAL EM ALL
>>686913049
Dubs and I get your clothes
>>686913056
Tickling the ivories is pretty good. Have a song where theres great piano.
>two songs
>the first one ties into one of the songs I posted
>damn I love old Dream Theater
https://youtu.be/lInkcvQv2hs
>>686913049
>dubs. Eyepatch. Mine.
>>686913160
Dubs and I steal the thread
>>686913021
Quads to steal your cat ears
TRIPS AND I GET TO PILEDRIVE MEGUMIN
>>686912855
>>686913049
>Nice hat thanks
>Dubs and I steal your eyepatch too
>>686913388
Honey, I think we need to have a talk.
>>686913424
Gif it back
>Megu
>>686913424
Trips and I steal everything back
>>686913490
Yes dear?
>Hanako
>>686913539
We can share if you want, but it's mine now.
>Fubuki
>>686913364
>dubs will get your eyepatch
What cat ears? These are my official headdress as an apostle of Emloy!
>>686913388
>should have rolled dubs
>Rory-sama
>>686913594
Means i can still use it?
>megu
>>686913562
What is this 'pile driving' you want to do to Megumin?
>Nagato
>>686913364
>Dubs steal your eyepatch
>>686913637
Yes, but remember that I have it. <3
>Fubuki
>>686913607
>official headdress as an apostle of Emloy
Dubs to steal them
>Megumin
>>686911760
Nono, Dead bodies is what you need for a beautiful battlefield!
>>686911761
Hmm... Point taken, I#ll take him somewhere else then
>Chara
>>686913857
roll
>Fubuki
>>686913690
Exactly what it says on the tin
>>686913857
Dubs and I piledrive you and your hat
>Hanako
>>686913899
Dubs to get everything youve stolen
>Megumin
Stop being lazy and bake
