>>686899515
It's a matter of what you put on the profile and attractiveness and some other things, let's get that pic and go from there.

Post a pic, it mostly depends on what u look like and every ugly person says average.

Be funny.
Be different.
Don't be your average guy.

Just say youre a nice guy, gentleman and not like the others. Also wear a fedora if possible

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op here,
I'm the dude in the middle (wearing glasses)
thanks again guys

>>686899843
Can confirm. Ive been with dozens of perfect 10s and this is the formula

>>686899515
Wear nice casual clothes in your pics, filters are fine I guess man. Don't be a damn casual faggot. Be interesting at least. Crack a joke. Mention any drug friendliness if any in your bio. Be active. Swipe right if you want pussy. Otherwise its a tedious process of white girls who have bfs and other bitches that want prince charming.

>>686900194
You're a good looking guy you have a gentleman look going on.. Just needs a fedora and ur set

>>686900194
Eh, idk about "average. You may be like a 4.

>>686900194
Do agree you look like a guy I'd invite over to a party

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>>686900194
here's another of me just to get a better idea. I don't take selfies so I don't have a load of photos to choose from and most of them are group ones.

>>686900515
...take some solo pics man. And none with metal mouthed bait.

i've had this app for over a year, not one fucking match :C

>>686900747
Adobe: Photoshop

>>686900515
Bad pic, man. You look alright but choose better angles. Your neck looks a little long and your jaw looks tiny and round, also eyes are kind of fucking creepy. Get a pic where the camera is looking down at your face and to the side or something. Post only a max of 4 pics on your profile. Make your bio interesting and short. Do bullet point of your interests, your job, a witty joke or some shit, etc. Good luck, /b/ro, and remember that bitches are fucking crazy

the tinder trick is to like them all and filter later.

>>686900747
No fedora?

Timestamped pic with face or this is just you posting someone else

>>686900359
m' lady
>>686900449
I know what you mean, I'm going to be working out more often to try and get some muscle, hopefully it will add a couple of points.
>>686900453
as long as there's alcohol or weed I'm down /b/romigo
>>686900596
metal mouthed bait?
>>686900987
thanks for the advice mate

>>686900987
>>686900989
Both are good advice, I've had basic luck with tinder and got some stories of cray bitches, but the main trick is to keep it sweet ant short, if you have to ask what's interesting then you may need to make some shit up, but be realistic. Best of luck /b/tard. Godspeed. Post nudes if you get any some day.

>>686901124
Then do mention that you're party friendly and def 420 friendly. Maybe hint at rate of use. Some stoner bitches need hardcore smokers lol

>>686901124
Also buddy, last thing if anything, wear a condom. Don't need some nigletts running around screaming daddy. It isnt as fun, but its worth it.

>>686900596
>>686901124
>Ugly whale*
Damn autocorrect

>>686900194
Group pictures are always bad to put on dating profiles. Females are dumb. They are gona think your Chad on the right. Not pajeit in the middle

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>>686901907
Hue
Thanks my dude

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>>686900987
This kind of fits the criteria right? sorry I'm asking so many questions, this is the first time I'm using a dating/ hookup app
>>686901358
care to share a story?
>>686901572
Okay I'll hint towards it and hope that the brain damage they've received from the amount of cocks that have repeatedly hit the back of their throats isn't severe enough for them not to get it.

>>686899515
I won't tell you my best tricks but I will tell you that if you're just looking to get fucked then just tell every match that. Say something like: "I've got a thick cock and I know how to use it" or something. Works pretty often. If you're looking for a girl to fall in love with and marry then delete tinder and get the fuck out of the house and join groups that interest you and make friends and eventually find a girl with similar interest who is worthy of marriage have 2.4 beautiful children with her, build a picket fence and get a golden retriever and name him something stupid like Jake.

You look like a douchebag who is trying too hard to please those around you
Us women can detect it and it is embarrassing

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>>686902225
>mfw I have a golden retriever named jake

>>686902225
>won't tell you my best tricks

Is this because you have none?

Don't bother with Tinder. I met a bitch that became infatuated with me. After our first date, her boyfriend, who I didn't even know existed, started calling and texting me, trying to intimidate me

The girl removed all proof that we even talked and made herself out to be the victim, and completely dodged my point asking why she was on Tinder in the first place. The only person who actually loses is the dude I accidentally finessed

Out of 100 I usually get 4 matches. Should be the same for you.

>>686902810
I start a conversation by asking a riddle with a cute answer.

Like
>what did the steer say to his kid when he left for college?

>BISON

>>686902599
>Us women
just because you wear makeup and piss in the womens bathroom doesnt make you a woman

>>686901906
My friend fell for the no condom trap, there's no way i will as well. Thanks again matey
>>686901907
hahaha, I was looking at my mouth wondering if it looked metalic
>>686901962
I hate taking selfies but if it's need I'll swallow my pride and try
>>686902225
do you consider yourself a blackbelt in tinder? No mere noob white belt such as myself can learn your master finger blaster technique. I'm only looking for casual bangs, I doubt i'll find girlfriend material on this app

It tools months, but I finally scored a big titted Filipino girl and she's the dirtiest roughest sex goddess I've ever been with

>>686903043
I know, the fact that I have a vagina makes me a women.

>>686903027
imma guess youve never seen a vagina in real life

>>686903073
>I'm only looking for casual bangs

Then be upfront about it. Lots will tell you they aren't interested but a good ratio of them will be totally down.

Don't use photos with other women. You have brown skin and a beard. I suggest you either go to the gym or be hilarious if you want to pull that off properly

>>686902194
I'll share one.
>A few years back
>Be 19
>Swipe right on a cutie
>Match
>Chat her up and meet
>Dis gun be good
>Roll blunt
>Im a cheap ass to strangers with my weed
>She's legit
>A lil bigger but hey shit happens
>Nice ass
>Real nymph
>Chat about fucking
>Think it over
>Why not?
>Go bare
>Halfway through at this point
>Sent snaps to my bros lost em or I'd share
>Sudden jerk towards this bitch
>Wat?
>She says- "Do you love me?"
>Feel legs in iron grip around my waist
>Nopenopenopenope
>Not happening
>A'int fit to be a daddy yet
>So rattled and coming down
>Climax imminent.
>9
>8
>Clarity approaches
>Reel fist back as far as I can
>Throw fist with the might of Kenshiro of the North Star
>She's not bleeding
>Knocked her out cold
>Shit
>Wait around til she comes to
>I'm a sociopath, I can talk my way out of this
>She asked what happened?
>I say she bucked and headbutted her wall, no headboard
>She buys it
>Cool, gotta go
>FAST.jpeg
>She messages me a few times and I avoid her
>Says something about possible pregnancy
>Delete profile and live on
>Now on OkCupid ladies

>>686901060
nope, not a fedora fag. I think i just have a really shit profile or something.

>>686903177
having your outie surgically turned into an innie doesnt make you a woman either

>>686900840
what do i photoshop?

>>686903196

Don't knock it till you try it bro.

You don't give the answer right away of course. You make them have to respond to you to get it. Bitches are too dumb to google the punchline of a joke and if they aren't then they weren't the type you're looking for anyway.

>>686903412
I was born with a vagina.

>>686900194
>socks in sand
Wtf is wrong with you, you fucking psychopath

>>686903415
If what you have doesn't work, Photoshop makes all better

>>686903534
You don't belong here.

>>686903621
You don't belong here.

>>686903696
>>>686903621
>You don't belong here.

>>686903534
You know how things go compadre'
Tits or git.

>>686903765
>>>686903696
>>>>686903621
>>You don't belong here.

>>686899515
i'm a long haired lard ass rocking dat three hundy and i got a few matches with 1 pic and a short sentence bio about jack shit within the first day

i'd imagine it depends a lot on the population of horny singles in your area though

>>686903811
>>>686903765
>>>>686903696
>>>>>686903621
>>>You don't belong here.

>>686903534
i dont habeeb it.
shoe in vagoo or gtfo

>>686900194

Swap bodies with the qt on the right. Then you'll find success.

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>>686903876
>>686903811
>>686903765
>>686903696
>>686903621

I dont belong here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFkzRNyygfk

>>686903774
How about no, dumbass. How would you feel if 90% of guys you met just wanted to put their dicks in you?

I live near the University of Arkansas and tinder matches are like candy

tell girls you only do hardcore gloryhole hookups
and meet them at sex shops.

>>686904010
Rightly complimented

>>686902914
if she was obsessed with you why not just ignore her and her faggy boyfriend? I know I don't know the whole story but it seems like you could of just blocked her and ignored her, if i was in your position the only thing that would keep me arguing with them would be if I got amusement from it. I would of probably messaged the boyfriend explaining why he should leave her though, bros before hoes and all.
>>686902923
4% chance for each swipe to the right, i can live with those odds
>>686903027
I know I'm asking for advice but I'm going to need to see some proof of that working or I call bullshit.
>>686902599
I'm just looking to have fun and get laid you miserable, judgmental slag.
>>686903248
honesty is the best policy, I'll make sure i do that dude
>>686903281
I haven't got many to choose from so that may be difficult, I'm usually perceived as a nice, funny guy so the terrorist vibe goes quickly when you see me face to face. Only problem is i can't really do that on tinder so gym it is i gue.ss

>>686904010
complimented. additionally i would have found my career and purpose in life.

>>686904010
I pray to God that one day 90 percent of people I meet want to fuck me

>>686904208
Right? Male Porn wouldn't be so bad if I didn't need a dick up my ass to make bank.

>>686903856
>i'm a long haired lard ass rocking dat three hundy and i got a few matches with 1 pic and a short sentence bio about jack shit within the first day
yeah...
dating/hookup apps are rife with fake accounts of mediocre looking bitches.
the fact that you only got one likely fake match really is telling, anon

>>686904136
>>686904208
>>686904219
Are you all gay? That's fine, I have no problem with it. Some people would prefer to not have the penises of random men inside of them, I happen to be one of them. Hey, even if you're a man, there are still plenty of guys who want to fuck you, have you tried omegle?

>>686904010
if you are decent looking I am sure it is 99%

I wonder whether you could use tinder to advertise for girls willing to do nude modelling and photography

>>686903357
Lmfao

How does OKCupid compare? Been giving it a try recently but haven't really figured it all out yet.

>>686904394
>implying Omegle gets a physical dick in my physical ass.

Is there any Indian lurking who happen to be on tinder? I've been on tinder for like 4-5 days without a match. Is that normal in India?

>>686904394
I'm starting to believe that you are a woman, because your reading comprehension is pretty garbage.
>>686904219
Says "90 percent of people" not men.

>>686904179
>I know I'm asking for advice but I'm going to need to see some proof of that working or I call bullshit.


Just fucking try it retard. You're planning on asking them for some fuck anyway so why not experiment with different tactics? You have nothing to lose idiot. If one is like fuck yuo and unmatches you another one will take her place. There are like 3 billion women in the world dude.

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>>686903876
Oh no anon trust me, I do. I'm so edgey, but my will is good.

>>686904474
Easier, you can at least bug bitches that don't match with you. Your chances that way are as even as getting blocked. A lot of dtf chicks in my area. So in my case much better. But in general much easier and mature. Filters the retarded out and keeps the passable in a manual filter.

>>686904474
Also have a story from POF. Pretty funny, but a shitty dating site/app.

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this one is working well for my friend

>>686905125
Wait
>9-2=6....

>>686904010
Waaaaaah I have too many options. That's all I'm hearing bitch. And maybe you should a better quality of men to hang out with instead of being a dumb angry confused cum slut that doesn't know her place solely as a dick receptacle.

>>686905029
Let's hear the story

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>>686903357
hahahaha, that's brilliant. Mate, in my opinion that was the right way to react to the situation. Even if she remembered it beats dealing with a pregnant, crazy slut.
>>686903560
I also don't cut my sandwiches in half
>>686903856
I'm in uni and when i go back for summer I'll be in Watford, if you could trade horny used up sluts Watford would be rich.
>>686903982
The dude or the girl?
>>686904708
i can't afford to experiment if only 4% of my swipes will match with me.

sorry for the lower standard of replies, I'm working as fast as i can and your advice is all apreciated

Group photos piss people off, gets frustrating to have to figure out who th hell im looking at.
Tinder is a numbers game. Swipe right on anyone who isn't black or has Facial piercings

>>686904535
It can if you are willing to go the distance, go to a bar if you don't want to.

>>686904640
It's not a compliment to those who do not want to have sex with these men and have to constantly deal with the tactics they use. Again, these are men who just want to stick their penises inside of you. They aren't your friends, they aren't there for you; they are simply waiting for their turn.

>>686905299
When there's so many men who want to do it, hanging out with any men is overwhelmingly likely to lead to situations where I have to deal with men who just want to fuck me. Go sit in a corner, you fucking idiot.

>>686905239
Anon, just shut off your browser..

>>686905462
>i can't afford to experiment if only 4% of my swipes will match with me.


Really dude? That bad?
Fuck man put on your nicest clothes and take selfies until you can pick out the top 3 most flattering ones. Then post them. No one ever reads profiles on tinder.
Maybe jot down basic shit like 3 things you like to do and your favorite food or something.

>>686905699
Lol I'm the idiot, yet you can only find guy friends that want to fuck you, right...

>>686905699
>they are simply waiting for their turn.

Some women get really turned on by this thought. Those are the ones we seek. Not retarded cunts.

>>686905813
this isn't my percentage, I'm getting it from what another anon told me, see below
>>686902923

>>686905699
The reason all the guys you meet want to fuck you is because you are boring, lack personality, and the only thing you have to offer is a pussy and some tits. Try not being a shallow person, develope a sense of humor and some hobbies. Maybe people will want to hang out with you.

>>686905699
waaaaa people wanna fuck me waaaa

You know what if you are so burdened by your attractiveness you can make it go away with a simple 59 cent straight razor.

>>686905822
eh. assuming that it actually is a biological female its probably one of those 400 pound landwhales who self delude to believe that everyone wants to fuck them

>>686905760
truthfully my pal has had loads of fucks from that profile

>>686905699
Can't tell if actual woman or dude taking the "easily offended feminist" route to pretending to be a woman.

Either well, hello Tumblr. Go home.

>>686902599
>>686904179
great response OP, don't feed the 200 pound wanna be slut though

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>>686905699
Shouldn't you throw #buzzfeedblue or #freebleed in there to? Or am I just taking the bait?

>>686906317
200 is a gross underestimation. 200 is still more than acceptable. This idiot is almost certainly far outside that realm.

>>686905822
The fact that they're straight, young men makes it overwhelmingly likely that they want to fuck attractive, young women. Yes, you are the fucking idiot.

>>686906069
You have no idea what you are talking about, really. Do you *really* believe that if I was not boring, lacked personality, had a sense of humor, and some hobbies, that men still wouldn't intend to fuck me?

>>686902599
Yep, you're a dude. Literally no women think like this. Or construct arguments like this, or have any construct to argument at all!

>>686905384
>Be 20
>Find 18 cute chick
>Cautious af cuz I dont wanna be a pedo
>She's cool I suppose
>Sends a pic of DL over Kik
>Legit I guess
>Swap some nudes
>Swap Phone numbers
>Mistake 1
>Get call shortly after
>Apparent father
>Makes threats saying I molested his daughter
>Says shit about her being 14
>Tell him about the driver liscense I got a photo of
>Mistake 2
>Even if this was some scam they screwed themselves legally by that photo
>Listen to a st-stuttering crack head go on screaming about how his wife was molested and shit
> No more mistakes
>Forgot to mention I had downed some xanax
>Really calm rn
>He asks if I can send cash and we make this go away
>Sure bro, let me ask my dad
>"What?"
>I reiterate
>Allow me to ask my father
>He starts backing off
>Lol wow that worked?
>I was just gonna get big niggy J to be my deep voiced parental and tell this dude to fuck off
>He says something about getting the police involved but he had deleted the pictures
>I still have em buddy
>He says I have cp
>I say I have evidence
>"....We''ll contact you after we talk to the police"
>"Talk to you later sir"
>I get bored a week later and know they aren't gonna do shit
>Have law major friend call them back on my behalf
>Fire v Fire
>Fake firm, fake name, just a good friendly call
>After 10 mins the crack head had admitted it was a scam and was crying to not go to prison
>I nod to friend for phone
>Hang it up
>Still another reason to use OkCupid

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>>686905462
I've punched 3 women in my life, each deserved it. But thank you anon.

>>686905964


even if 5 percent of the total women with 30 miles radius of you are on tinder then 4 percent of that is still in the thousands. Unless you live in the middle of nowhere, but in that case getting pussy wont be hard because she lives down the hall and you both have the same dad.

>>686906504
Anecdotal experience VS. anecdotal experience. Which one is right? Maybe guys wouldn't want to fuck you if you didn't seem like a dumb worthless cunt.

>>686906605
This is gold.

>>686906504
I have female friends that I find interesting and fun to be around. We hang out and have fun. I have never had a sexual thought about her. I also have this one female friend that is ditsy, dumb, and tries too hard to "fit in". I fuck her constantly. Because if she's going to be at my house eating my food, she's going to pay for it.

>>686906624
I don't mind, I never go to say this shit to the women in my life and the guy posting this shit is probably a massive bitch IRL

>>686906814
First time I've gotten to tell some stories, good to know some find em funny

>>686906948
Eh, good on you then. I waste enough of my life debating actual feminist nutcases that I don't have the patience to mock debate neckbeards pretending to be feminazi women.

>>686906860
Basically this, it depends on how smart they are. The smart ones are always the ones that make moves though..

>>686907075
I don't use any other social media besides this and snapchat at this point... Tumblr or Twitter?

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>>686899515

Wanna matches? Like everyone's pics there. You'll get at least something.

Also, almost half of all fucking beautiful women are bots, spamming ads, there. You'll recognize them once you see one.

And thirdly, when you get a match, there's a high chance that the women won't respond at all. Because they're collecting likes/matches so that they'd get attention and feel wanted. So you might not get any answer at all.

Good luck. I've got like 10 matches by using 3 months. I only talk 2 of those 10 women, because the others didn't respond at all or stopped responding for no good reason.

You'll find something there. It can be annoyance of rejection without saying a word or a good chat with people. It's then up to you how you play your cards.

>>686902194
this one is ok. crop out the ugly dude and u in biz

my only other advice: don't say hi/hey. girls get a whole list of guys saying hey and asking them whats up

>>686906605
Lol another good one. Online dating is so fucking bizarre. Anything else funny?

>>686906704
Don't condone violence in general either, but live life on equal terms brothers and sisters. If they can swing a fist, you can return the favor.

>>686906579
You got me
If only that made >>686906749 less of a dumbass, too

>>686906860
Are your female friends that you haven't had sexual thoughts about physically attractive? Also, you said you had female friends (plural), then referred to the sexual thought as her. What's up with that?

>>686907267
A high school story before the dating site days
Involves McDicks Drive Thru and some pussy hotter than their fries.
Cont.?

>>686907349
Your presented with an argument and pick apart the grammatical makeup of the argument. Your grasping at straws.

I still don't have a tinder date but have gotten a few numbers and a few dozen messages. Have a girl do your tinder profile. Swipe right on everything each day. For each thing that lands, within standards, send a message. (I only exclude extremely ugly girls or girls that have a massive frontbutt or something) and just see what happens.

>>686900747
Post your profile and a pic, /b/ will get you a match. We look out for our own here

>>686907461
I was just asking you, personally. I didn't know whether or not to ask if you thought the female friends were attractive or the one you were thinking about when you typed her.

your better off with okcupid

>>686907461
You're grasping at straws *

Fixed it for you faggot

>>686907349
Listen little shit you have no fucking clue WHO you are talking to. You don't know shit about me, and if you did you wouldn't go around calling me a fucking dumbass. I don't just fucking bend over and take it like a fucking dumbass, got it bitch? Fuck you man, fuck you I know I was right and this is bait but fuck you. I WILL NOT BE CALLED A FUCKING DUMBASS DUDE FUCK YOU THAT IS WORSE THAN BEING A WOMAN

>>686900194
>average
You look like an albanian troll, dude.

the real issue here is that someone went onto /b/ for online dating advice.
That's like going to OPs house and asking him how to abstain from sucking dick like a hoover with a puffer fish on the end.

>>686907738
Who am I talking to, then?

>>686907349
You think your fucking smart? You think your fucking smart?? I made it obvious you little nigger that I was the same person because I was enjoying the thread since there aren't ID's anymore. Kill yourself, baiting is the gayest shit on this site. Happy it's mostly contained in this shit stain of board

>>686907440
Yessir

>>686907056
I've got one Tinder story from a friend. He didn't want me telling folks, but I highly doubt my 30 year old hot rod builder friend is on 4chan at 4 AM.

>be him
>be Texas redneck
>match up with 7/10 chick
>arrange meet up
>meet at gas station, chick in big diesel truck
>random dude at station wants to race
>race trucks for an hour
>swap phone numbers with gas station bro
>chick drives him to her house
>switch from truck to minivan
>two kids buckled into backseat of minivan
>variety pack kids
>she drives them away
>stop at park
>she goes down on him
>he says it's fucked up to do this with the kids in the car
>she also smells awful
>she tells him they'll go do it in a camper she has and then bring the camper home
>go to camper
>like an hour away
>dog shit everywhere
>whole floor dog shit
>she wants to do it in the dog shit
>friend nopes the fuck out of there
>sprints down road to a gas station
>closed, like midnight, hides under big gas tank
>she drives into parking lot
>looking for him
>calls gas station bro from earlier
>closest person he knew of
>gas station bro comes to save him
>gas station bro pulls in 20 minutes later, chick still looking for friend
>friend sneaks out from under tank, sprints for gas station bro's truck
>peel out of there and never look back while chick screaming

Bros before hoes man. What a bullet that dude from the gas station saved my buddy from.

>>686907895
Haha yessss your the dumbass. I am wiser than you anon.

>>686907972
Me not actually being a woman does not mean I am baiting with my points.

>>686907210
No, IRL. I'm on a college campus loaded with these nutjobs.

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>>686906605
>>686906704
It's a great story but the stress of dealing with threats like that would of been too much to simply let that crackhead go unpunished. I would of got the law buddy to call him back claiming he's reported the confession to the police and give a fake court date just to scare him more. I've punched a woman before after she wouldn't stop pulling my hair, they're fucking viscous creatures. Did you ever get in trouble for it?
>>686906707
I'm a uni student atm (said earlier on in the thread). Don't forget that a match doesn't result in a conversation going, I also heard alot of the time they just won't reply due to them just stacking likes or being bots so i'ts more like 20% of 4%. Then of those who reply some won't work due to us not being compatible or whatever so it's about: 50% of 20% of 4%. If a sample size was 1000 i'd get laid 50 times. >>686907221
Thanks for the advice, i used it for my calculation above
>>686907228
I'll try and be more original then
>>686907782
haha, first time i heard that, is it the nose, messy hair and big forehead?

>>686908097
We've been over this, fucking retard.

>>686908102
Nice, what major?

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>>686908333
TRIPS OF TRUTH NIGGA FUCKING EAT IT

>>686908214
okay so...your sample size is much higher than just 1000 also 50 lays is a pretty good number dude. That's a little less than one new girl per week for a year. Not factoring in repeat customers.

>>686908394
Currently mechanical engineering, but that's likely to change given that as much as I love machines and am able to understand how they work, I despise upper-level math.

>>686908214
Yeah, just the whole shebang m80

>>686907440
It'll bump anyways,
Here goes:
>16 now fellas
>Wanting to fuck any and all with a slight curve
>Involved with childhood friend
>She gets distant
>Cheats a few times
>Decide to not dump her
>No no no
>I shall return the cheating favor but better
>Qt3.14 fellow class mate
>Literal slut bag
>Talk her up
>Lie about current standing with other chick
>On my dick like ferris shavings to a magnet
>Talk buddy into a threesome
>Fast Foward 1 week...
>Pick slut up in front of Community Center at 2 am in the freezing cold
>She has no panties on
>Screw it, I've never been one to wait
>Hand driver bro my phone and have him record my sexual deed
>Roll window down, her head out
>Banging this bitch all the way down the back streets to the local 24/hr McDicks
>In drive thru
>"What chu want?"
>Hadn't really thought why we were even here
>Order like 6 large fries and Powerade
>Figure sex fuel could be worse
>Cont to fuck bitch in drive thru as we wait
>Lady brings food out
>She looks in and apologizes for the late fries
>Notices whats going down in the back seat
>She's awfully quiet
>I stop, look over and open the door
>Holy shit
>Mexican McDonalds lady is in car giving me a handy while slut flicks her bean and I'm on camera
>No way
>Take chances and slide hand in McDicks ladies pants
>Phat latina ass
>She has to get back but I get her name and number
>Any ways
>Leave McDick's
>Everyone is pretty freaked and I'm excited and about to cum
>HAve driver bro delete that vid, its better off a memory
>Get to his place and initiate 3 some
>Bang into the dawn
>Get a nice recording for revenga
>Getting dressed and slut clean and maybe a pre-school day bj
>Send video file to gf
>Go to school

>>686908474
Forgot to factor in the returning customers, i guess it all depends on the quality of service i provide. You're right actually anon, it's not too bad at all, just a lot of effort judging all those profile pictures. I'll have to adopt the 'right swipe to all' tactic.
>>686908540
well, thanks for your honesty m9, that's all i ask for.

>>686903027
The autism is strong in this post

>>686908214
Nah, actually still good friends with all 3

>>686907703
I did it twice you dumb mother fucker. "Your presented with an argument" and "your grasping at straws". Next time your go I ng to act superior and "correct me" do it completely or not at all.

dont listen to retards group photos are a plus if youre a male otherwise they will think youre some weirdo. women can get away with selfies though

>>686909064
Pics?

I really want to believe this happened, but it's difficult.

>>686908214
Also yeah, ergo the mention of xanax, I probs would have gone over the edge there without it

>>686909208
I didn't read your entire post faggot, was too gay. Next time don't make so many mistakes fuck face

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>>686909290
No shit man, this was like 5 years ago or something, I really wish I did. Gonna hit up the old driver bro now and see if he has em. He's some one who never deletes pron

>>686908506
I'm kinda looking forward to that calculas honestly. Might look into some philosophy classes once I'm going to a legit campus.. I never cared too much in highschool, but I'm gonna try and get straight A's in college. Definetly not gonna live on campus, getting my associates to be a network admin through a trade school. 45k with benifits sounds good when I'm 19 or 20.

>>686902225
10/10

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op here, I was wondering if i look better in my recent pics or when i had my hair in this style 3ish years ago

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>>686909353
impressive, you must be quite the silver tongued devil. understandable about the xanex, we all have ways of coping with shit in our lives, i for one smoke weed.

>>686906624
Wait just a gosh darn second... That bait isn't even 1080p.

>>686909414
So you corrected the very end of my post? Jesus. Must be hard

>>686909683
you look like fag

>>686909468
Contacting driver bro, we'll see if luck has it in our favor

>>686909683
>gaylovers.jpg

>>686909746
>>686909864
filename= preemptive response

>>686909563
Trade school is a great choice. Calc 1 is pretty easy, Calc 2 and 3 are hell.

I did jack shit in high school and got straight As, came here and I'm getting straight Cs working my butt off. It sucks. But I'm here on a full ride, so I have to try. I'll just see how it goes, maybe it'll work out, maybe it won't. If it doesn't work out I'll probably be either a welder or a cop, higher education really isn't my thing. I'm bright, but I'm very hands on and at least my college isn't at all.

>>686909683
Oh man don't even get me started. My dad was a smooth talking drug addict.
I can pretty much get anyone on board if they're right in front of me. But as being rasied by an addict does, is my reason for xanax and some adderal use. Weed for days tho. I really can't believe half the shit I've gotten away with

>>686909894
I didn't even notice op changed the file name. I take back my joke.

Any one else got stories? Getting vid of last story if possible. Would love to hear more though.

>>686909563
pre-cal was hell. barely got a C because they hammer in stupid shit for 13 weeks and then for the last 3 weeks we do a complete 180 and start doing trigonometry.

at least cal 1 and 2 should be easier...

>>686910124
I posted this one a while ago, not sure if you read it or missed it. It's all I got though.
>>686908054

>>686909951
your past seems like a double edged sword, probably bad memories however the result was a great skill in life. I grantee you people look at you with green eyes.
>>686910027
:)

>>686908054
......oh no....
Nooo
Noo
Thanks for the reference the bro but goddamn
THAT is shit of nightmares
*badump tiss*

>>686910195
Sounds like pre-cal.

Calc 1 is stupid easy. Calc 2 depends on your prof, mine was hardcore theoretical and everything had to be abstract and no graphs were allowed, so it was fucking hell for someone who can't do a lick of math without drawing it out so I can see what's happening. Calc 3 was the same guy, so extra hell on top of the hell that is multivariable Calc.

>>686910253
How'd you know my eye color?!
>obviously getting metaphor

Depends on where u live anon. On average u shouldnt have had time to make a post on b thats for sure

>>686910432
Yes, yes it is.

>>686910253
>>686910524
And yeah man, my life works at a very tug o war pace. Everytime some cool shit happens I get set back one way or another. Mentally or life-y

>>686909907
It's weird anon, I know but can I recommend something to you? Try taking zinc, magnesium and vitamin C everyday. You will have a much better work effort brother, seriously. Zinc defincy can hit you hard, magnesium is used so the brain can synap more effectively and Vitamin C stops testosterone from getting converted into other hormones. Zinc can cause up to a 30% increase in testosterone levels. Also, walking is amazing for your mind. Not like the excercise portion but the actual mechanic of walking and thinking is awsome for brainstorming and clearing your head between study sessions. If you want to take it a step further, try to watch your protien intake. I bodybuild and honestly I feel like I've been doing roids for the last two months and my dreams are super vivid from the magnesium.

>>686910651
Saving this here. could have kept me in school haha.

>>686910651
The first two are added to engines to prolong the life of flat-tapper cam lifters, can I just drink some Lucasoil or do I have to pay for pills?