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Poorly Describe Video Games Thread v2

My continuation from last:

>bigguyforyou.jpg
>keep hearing voices in my head
>CHARLIE IN THE TREES
>fucking numbers
>>
Carl of Dooty Nigga Ops>>686898903
>>
White pjs
aliens steal dog
must rescue doggo
spaceship is a tincan
>>
>My legs are OK
>>
>>686899597
got eem
>>
Wanna be a badass?
Time for matrix.
Oh shit jesus/god bullshit
>>
>Game based of mangas
>Censorship in the names
>Cringy as fuck new names
>>
>>686899752
Samarost 2?
>>
>>686899821
E.Y.E you filthy Jain
>>
>>686900319
Felt like giving something away for laughs.
>>
>YOU DIED
>>
>>686900315
Correct. Didn't think anyone would get it
>>
>flying leather daddy
>Pinkerton man, murdering bastard
>time paradox
>>
>>686900231
Jo Jo ?
>>
Kill all nigs
One nigg still alive
Have to kill it
Oopa
>>
>>686900865

Greato Daze
>>
>>686900919
"OH NO"
>>
>>686900543
Dark souls
>>
>>686898903
MASON! WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN??
>>
>>686900543
kek dark souls
>>
>>686900476
Elder scrolls?
>>
>Pokemon for Edgy kids
>>
>>686900886
Rosa Parks Rising: Revengeance
>>
>ayy lmao
>ray gun
>anal probing cows
>>
>>686901179
Nah not even close
>>
>>686901359
Destroy All Humans?
>>
>Your dad was an explorer
>transform into heroes collect statutes
>>
>kill russians
>die
>kill the same russians again
>>
>you went to your window and yelled the name of the developer at the sky when you beat it
>>
>>686901623
Get out of here stalker.
>>
>>686901474
Winrar
>>
>>686901623
Hotline Miami
>>
>>686900476
Legend of Zelda?
>>
>>686901185
Monster Hunter?
>>
>>686901291
Nope. Another hint
>Captured by nazis
>>
>>686901878
Nope
>>
>>686901932
Wolfenstein the New Order/the Old Blood?
>>
>furries
>furry with a sword and a fairy furry
>2d
>>
>space robot who has a fetish for giant spaghetti-os
>>
>Skeletons
>Fish
>Too much Fandom
>>
>>686901083
Bloodborn?
>>
>>686902178
Undertail
>>
>>686902100
Nope
>You're underground most of the time
>>
>>686902178
Either Undertale or Stardew Valley
>>
>Kayne West dynamic entry
>>
>>686902341
Ew. Winrar
>>
>>686902414
The only other game I can possibly think of is Return to Castle Wolfenstein
>>
>minecraft in space
>>
>experimental experiment
>shit blows up
>fuck the government
>>
>>686902717
starbound?
>>
>>686902597
>You're in russia
>>
>>686902801
>>686902808
No, that's Terraria in space
>>
>world is going under
>warn people
>they won't listen
>it's actually aliens
>fight them and save everyone
>>
>>686902852
Metro??
>>
>>686902946
mass effect?
>>
>fight ayy lmaos
>fight gnomes
>crossdress
>>
>greatest game in its genre
>>
>nazi moon base
>space combat

Good luck with this one
>>
>>686903156
Keemstar Simulator?
>>
>>686903036
Nope
>>
FUCKING DEMONS RAARGH!
>>
>>686903214
GTAV
>>
>>686903031
Correct
>>
>>686903369
Nope. Another hint
>timeless classic
>>
>>686903418
Battletoads
>>
>>686903214
Dragon Age II
>>
>>686903521
Kek
>>686903525
No
>>
>>686903278
Nah fam
>fight a fetus
>fight nazis
>>
>>686903418
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
>>
>>686903660
Another hint
>it's 3D, kind of
>>
>>686901185
Pocket Morty's
>>
>>686900856
Bioshock infinite

The pinkerton bit was too much
>>
Level: Expert

>Ayylmaos crashland on planet
>Ayylmaos rally to rebuild ship
>Ayylmaos are lemmings
>>
>>686903776
Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
>>
>>686903994
Pikmin
>>
>>686903776
Cluster revenge
>>
>>686904019
>>686904092
Nope
>story? what story?
>>
>>686904079
yes
>>
>>686903630
South park stick of truth?
>>
>>686903630
super meat boy ?
>>
>dad is an abusive alcoholic
>rapes you constantly
>run away from home
>go to your drug-tripped mind
>can't escape your dad
>become an hero
>>
>>686904269

FFX
>>
>Earth is kill
>Human bodies are kill
>There is a genius loli and mechs
>>
>>686902134
Dust
>>
>>686904349
Try again
>>
Afternoon
>>
>>686902946
Crysis 3
>>
>Team Fortress 2
>Ass
>Overrated
>>
>>686904615
Battleborn
>>
>>686904536
Nope
>>
>Fight mech across the solar system
>alien waifu
>literally impossible
>>
>Futuristic Rednecks to fight Alien-like Xenomorphs, advanced, fascists ayy lmaos and corrupt government
>>
>>686904615
Overwatch
>>
>>686904615
Overwatch
>>
>>686904739

Starcrerft
>>
>salt
>>
>where is Nichole
>ugly pink and black things trying to kill me everywhere-IN SPACE
>what is this black and red dildo
>>
>Some asshole this morning decided to be a hitler and try to gas some little girl while she's on her bathtub
>One of her friends saves her
>The asshole gets a call
>"Hey man, we don't need you no more"
>Station blows up
>Intact the next day
>>
>>686904946
Dead Space
>>
>>686904751
Ezpz. Yep.
>>
>>686904269
lisa
>>
>chilly baby theft
>Try find baby
>Giant robot men can help you
>Gotta build houses
>>
>orange drink is bad
>everything is bouncy
>why does my gun look like a dick
>>
>>686905149
Winrar
>>
>>686903214
Nobody? Anyone want one more hint?
>>
>Miss my old partner
>ooga Booga where da white women
>blonde douchebag
>>
>>686903214
CoD ghosts
>>
>>686905513
Wrong game but right genre
>>
>>686905038
Is right
>>
>>686905223
Fallout 4
>>
Gotta save your homeland by destroying your homeland, nice going asshole
>>
>>686903214
Half Life?
>>
>>686905607
Spot on.
>>
>white teenager simulator
>How many times is this one chick gonna die? I mean, come on.
>>
>>686905867
Life is strange
>>
>>686905933
yup
>>
>Mid 30s
>I'm living in a shitty apartment but I dress classy
>Boss just called me, lost my shitty job as a salesman
>Who the fuck is sending me letters
>I guess I'll check the last floor
>Jewelry?
>Mafia?
>Waifu on that café?
>Why is this woman trying to kill herself?
>>
>>686905787
Nope
>number two, some shit, number three, some shit
>>
>>686904362
Nobody has an answer? Need a hint?
>>
>>686905270
HAZE
>>
>>686905757
Xenogears?
>>
>>686904407
correct
>>
>hanging with friends in a park
>come home late
>no one's home
>weird noises from my Gameboy
>get sucked in
>>
>"trust me, it gets good 20 hours in"
>auto-battle
>>
>>686906542
FFXIII
>>
>Furries,A ninja and an anime swordsman are the best fighters in the game
>>
Here is one you youngfags will never get
>gorillas trying to kill each other with strangely explosive bananas
>>
>>686906153
Try again
>>
>>686906683
absolutely
>>
>>686906770
Gorillas.Bas
>>
>>686907096
Right on!
>>
>scantily-clad females fight for a genie
>>
Shit I have to go and make it all easy for you faggots

Guess people here only play shit like dota 2 all day

Let's see something popular

>Superfaggot with a cool armor that can do anything
>He moves like a ninja and has a cool sword
>Kills people and robots
>Dogs and some other animals
>Really fast gameplay
>>
>>686907171
Shantae?
>>
>>686907296
Try again
>>
>>686902795
Half life. Infamous
>>
>>686903156
Stick of truth
>>
>Wage slave gets sick of bullshit from his bosses
>Quits his job, heads into the wild
>Comes back to his old work place, commits acts of terrorism
>Destroys his place of work and leads wage slaves to freedom
>>
>>686906757
Smash Brothers
>>
>>686908038
correct
>>
>black people punch other black people to their own music
>>
>>686908134
Def jam vendetta
>>
>>686907721
Abe's Odyssey

Or Postal
>>
>be bird
>do tricks
>great soundtrack
>>
>>686908134
Everyday in America?
>>
>2 of the best in their day
>one nigger
>one not
>cheap statue of liberty
>>
>Don't know what the fuck you are
>You like to eat
>Will murder everyone just for that purpose
>>
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>>686908208
Winrar, have some tits
>>
>nigger on fire
>its good when it happens
>>
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>>686908651
Appreciated and saved! Have some yourself!
>>
>>686908265
Yup
>>
>>686908608
Kirby?
>>
>>686909102
yep
>>
>shitty combat that's too easy and boring
>shitty characters that rely on one joke/trait
>shitty puzzles that are incredibly shallow and done better in other games
>shitty and overly pretentious narrative
>people still somehow love it
>>
>Get paid to steal shit
>there's a level where you steal from pagans
>another sketchy ass level with zombies
>>
>>686898903
THE FUCKING NUMBERS MASON
>>
>>686909159
TES V Skyrim
>>
>>686901662
Sunshine
>>
>>686901662
Me3?
>>
>>686909590
wrong
>>
>>686909159
Undertale?
>>
>>686902462
Assasins creed movie trailer
>>
>>686905583
Single player or multiplayer?
>>
>This game includes some rad dude from some videogame series
>He's FUCKING BROKEN
>>
>Be Mailman
>Get Shot
>Run across the desert
>Kill man
>Kill Romans
>>
>>686909159
Any 3d zelda
Twilight princess? Oot?
>>
>>686910120
FNV
>>
>Ship wreck
>Some weird island
>Everything is trying to kill you
>Meet some dude
>"Hey man if you go that way you're going to get gangraped by some tough dudes"
>Get gangraped still
>Skip 15 hours of gameplay
>>
>train crash
>Bad pretzels
>Flying city
>Kill giant rock dragon with a giant laser beam
>>
>your bitch gets killed
>kill fucking everyone
>>
>fps
>sequels keep going from shit to good
>only americans play it
>>
>can cruise around on pogo stick.
>fucking red ball
>nig nog aliens steal parts from your ship
>>
>>686910626
Duke nukem
>>
>>686909795
YOU WIN!
>>
>>686910701
nope
>>
>esport
>cancer community
>Europeans>asians
>>
>>686910626
Max payne
>>
>>686910660
Call of duty
>>
>You're a small kid
>You travel with your dad
>Some loli becomes your friend
>Meet some other gay kid
>Your dad gets murdered by some demon lord in front of you
>Slavery
>Escape slavery
>Meet loli, now adult so you can fuck her
>You have kids
>They fight the demon lord
>>
>>686910853
Csgo
>>
>>686910892
I was going for halo but shit ill give you that
>>
>>686910914
Club penguin
>>
>>686910956
Thats a bingo
>>
>>686901623
CS:GO, duh
>>
>>686910996
kekd
>>
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>>686910858
winrar, here take some tits
>>
>>686898903
MGS3: Snake Eater?
>>
>>686903214
Oblivion
>>
>>686910914
Dragon Quest 5
>>
Orange
Mineral
Girlfriend
Silance
>>
>wake up
>kill shit
>find some keys
>kill more shit
>>
>>686911300
Correct
>>
Collect shit underground
blowing youreself up with a nuke
>>
>corridors
>so much potential
>canceled
>>
>>686911309
Half life 2?
>>
>>686910914
Agarest
>>
>>686904349
good guess tbh, FFX best game that exists
>>
Squirrel
Fry pan
Death
Poo
>>
>You can play this game online with a pirated copy
>You can become a giant fast ball of death
>>
>>686911429
Nope
>>
>>686911536bad fur day
>>
>>686911536
Conker's Bad Fur Day. Easy.
>>
>>686910547
Borderlands 2?
>>
>>686911536
Conker's bad fur day
>>
>>686911536
n64 game right? cant fucking remember the name
>>
>get thrown in prison
>emperor pays a visit
>you escape
>visit old guy in monastery
>kill demons
>best friend turns into dragon
>>
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>>686911444
nice trips
>>
Tail
Guns
Human in green
Hero
XJ-0461
>>
>>686911603
>>686911601
>>686911618
Made this one way to easy

>>686911632
Haha well least you know the console
>>
>Touching water kills you
>Until some monkey teaches you how to swim
>Stupid fucking pigs
>In the sequel you have a girlfriend (?)
>>
>aliens everywhere
>one is trying to kill everything
>my dick needs to be in them
>>
>Eat cookies
>Absentee dad
>Beat the shit out wildlife with baseball bat
>Fuck the police
>Go sightseeing
>Oh shit is that the loch Ness monster?
>Become robot
>Save world
>Still never see dad.
>>
Remove kebab, expel jews, use Jew gold to get your brother elected pope
>>
>>686911705
Oblivion
>>
>>686911924
Mass effect
>>
>>686911998
Earthbound
>>
>>686911998
>Ness

he heh I see what you did there
>>
>golden bolts
>>
>>686912092
Winrar
>>
>if you drive to LA and blow up a bunch of weird queers I'll give you anything you want
>>
>>686911180
I hope yours you lazy ass bitch nigga
>>
>>686912134
Ratchet and Clank
>>
>meet "guy" with woman voice obviously not a woman, name of a man
>oh it is a woman
>want to plunder some booty
>she gets sent to prison
>as you escape with her she dies a painful death
>some literal fucking botnet hidden away somewhere
>you have to kill the dude that seeks it
>>
>a huge fucking tower appeared out of nowhere
>crazy fuck has nukes
>there are traitors in your party

hint: it's not an old game
>>
>>686904126
Doom or Doom 2?
>>
>>686912055
win
>>
>am Star Wars VII C3PO
>am not who think am
>am one of four of the same person
>am shoot people bang bang
>>
>>686903776
Doom?
Wolfenstein 3d?
>>
>>686912434
Duke Nukem 3D?
>>
>fucking t-rex
"havent you seen enough"
>>
>Your female friend gets kidnapped
>Cry a lot
>If this were real life you would end up in a wheelchair halfway through the game
>Shudder at the thought of killing a person at first, end up killing a fucking army by yourself
>Final boss points out the hypocrisy in telling him he's an asshole when you killed more people than all of ISIS
>>
>>686912673
Dino Crisis
>>
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>>686912834
The Bounty (Liam Neeson has a triforce on his arm in that movie)
>>
>>686902717
Space engineers?
>>
>>686903226
wolfenstien

>>686903156
stick of truth

>>686901592
tomb raider

>>686905270
portal

>>686905867
life is strange

>>686908304
tiny birds

>>686908608
kirby

>>686910362
uncharted, far cry, and tombraider

>>686911354
devil may cry

>>686911569
sanic

>>686912191
GTAv

>>686912696
tomb raider 2013
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