Poorly describe a vidya III
>>686889410
Ghost 'n Goblins with a gun and grapple.
>person crash lands
>only survivor
>talks to you through some retarded device that never gets explained
>thatsnomoon.gif
>choose your own life or death fagot
>Took a lot of time to be finished
>Everybody hates it
>you're collecting a bunch of fucking trophies
>mapping this shit is like having your balls stabbed with a fork
>text adventure
>three of them
No one figured it out last time
>use your dick to kill german minister of defence
>broom rape
>fuck your sister
All the sky wizards fight
>android battle tower
>fucking chainsaw head
>gatling gun in my torso
>Bald
>Kills naked chick in shower
>>686890110
the worst hitman game
>>686890286
Eeeyyyyy
>>out for revenge
>>dies
>>out for revenge
>>dies
>>out for revenge
>>kills self
>>686890338
i never wanted to hurt diana
>>686889886
Got another hint
>threesome with mohammed and his wife
>wake up in field
>"who the fuck am i?"
>princy-poo saves me
>join prince
>fight the undead and saurmon
>saurmon says he's my papa
>random person who saves us says they're my kid from fucked up future
>me, the prince, and my future kid kill papa saurmon
>future evil me wants to fuck up my time line too
>future me is also a dragon
>fight dragon me
>save the world
You have to learn math I think and the best part is when you have to shoot trash in space
>>686890499
CAN YOU JUST TELL ME THIS GAME BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO PLAY IT
>Be kaings n shit
>breed with relatives 4 dem traits fam
>kill heir cuz inbred fuck
>have affair with pope
>>686890600
Math blaster
>>686890600
Meth Bluntster
>>686890645
Be paitient anon
>>686890600
math blaster?
>exquisite cop man
>solve crimes with Finbarr
>fuck german side bitch
>die
You get turned into a doll and do stupid shit to get the ingredients to make a potion to turn you human again
>two teams
>kill themselft with bukakes
>shotas and lolis
>fluids
>named after a pointy thing
>Nigger monster killed your fam
>chillin in the woods
>saved by an emo
>village gets raped
>save not girlfriend from rapey jail
>hidden powers
>travel alot
>>686889410
"а ну чики брики и в дамке"
Drink Vodka so you don't die
>>686890840
Splatoon.
>>686890811
LA noire
>wild westman
>guvmint came and took muh baby
>kill dudes
>edgar ross kills you
>WORK YA DAMN NAG
>>686890900
The Legend of Dragoon.
>>686890499
Last hint before i reveal name for anon
> an absolute FUCKton of loli
>>686890900
ooooooo tell me
>>686891011
red dead duh
You're a fish and have to make fish decisions
> Cartoony style
> WW II
> ''Thank you''
>be a cop
>outbreak happens in city
>moon walk out of rooms
>fuckin clunky ass controls
>people think this is a classic for some reason
>collect points
>level up
>beat boss
>>686891066
Winrar, nice dubs
>>686889773
newest duke nukem?
>>686891124
Yis
>high noon
>monkey
> chop down some trees
> get bored
> save the world from some gods
> no-big-deal.png
> go back to chopping trees
>ontwa
>ontwa
>ontwa
>yanet
>You're an Eastern European
>You came to America with your cousin
>You take him bowling
>>686891186
Resident Evil
>>686891186
RE2?
>>686891189
Mario cart
>>686891186
Resident evil 2
>hipster bitch
>camera
>nerdy movie fuck tryna slay your flat ass
>beans
>>686891293
GTA IV
>>686889886
>>686890499
>>686890645
>>686890732
>>686891094
>inb4 Unteralterbach
>>686891293
gta 4
>>686891407
Bazinga
>>686891293
You didn't come WITH your cousin. You came to VISIT him. At least you got the bowling part right.
>>686891411
Winrar
>>686891293
Arma: Cold War Assault
>>686891332
you could use mario for any description of a game.
>mario was never good
>you were indicted
>>686891189
Sonic
>hold up items to inspect them
>main character should be an artist because he has God teir sketches
>he says his badge number a lot
>>686891400
Life is strange
>>686891532
Souls PVP
>>686891568
L.A. Noire
>dark magic happening.
>grandpa tells me to collect shiny eggs.
Sometimes you get to ride a dinosaur thing with two legs and the attack is that it hits shit with it's tail
>yelling is a new gameplay mechanic
>>686890908
S.T.A.L.K.E.R
>>686891642
As much as I love Dark Souls 3 I can't help but think that the PVP is annoyingly fucked
>>686891400
Life is Strange?
>>686891602
Correct
>old men fight over rocks in America
>hire nine men each to fight each other
>Australian gives them guns and hats
>ROBOTS?!
>>686891702
Elder Scrolls V
>>686891685
Golden Axe
>>686890646
Massive chalice?
>OBJECTION!
>meat cleaver
>kitchen knife
>Peace Sells....but who's buyin? x100
>>686891794
2fort
>everything the main character knows and loves is nothing more than a huge MMO that's about to have its servers turned off
>>686891794
tf2
>>686890811
la noire
>>686891807
Thanks I forgot what it was called
>>686891715
yep
>>686891822
Phoenix Wright
>>686891822
Phoenix Wright
>>686891184
Battlefield Heroes?
>>686891189
Dark souls
>>686891981
>>686891999
>Nice trips
Winrar
>take mother to her homeland
>gets kidnapped
>hilarity ensues
>also tits
>to b or not to b?
>12-year-olds
>this game has severa installments
>its popular because people have massive nostalgia over it
>if the first game were to come out now it'll be meh
>>686891094
Fuck I was to slow.
>>686891799
Correct
Next one
>slow motion
>DWOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAA
>face is stuck
>>686891922
FFXIII: Lightning Returns?
>be space faring protagonist
>fuck some companions
>Belsavis
>shitload of currencies
>malgus is a pretty cool fuck
>>686889992
no idea
If you kill a blue dog you can transform into different shit
>>686892131
Doom?
>kill four big guys
>ok one more
>>686891664
Jak and daxter?
>home invasion
>crazy Spanish fuck
>>686889410
>be peasant
>FF
>be hero
>gg
>>686889686
What is it? it sounds so fucking familiar.
You're trying to get tickets to a gwar concert
>>686892343
RE4
>>686889410
>wake up in prison
>nicely dressed man enters
>apparently you are from his dreams
>follow him into the wall
>watch him die
>leave
>>686892246
I"ll give it away since no one even tried even on the last thread.
Rengoku
>>686891719
DS PvP has always had janky netcode, learn to abuse it or learn to lose.
>>686892259
No doom is badass.
>If it runs on batteries, I'll Zee it
>>686892080
Far cry 4
>>686892149
Fuchur's art always put a smile in my face.
>>686892344
Fable 2?
>kid on computer
>kid fucks up some shit
>on another fucking planet
>game hasn't been completed for fucks sake its been almost 4 years
>Man
>dressed in dark clothing
>solving mysteries with a young boy
>>686889773
>>686891214
lol that was mt first thought as well
>>686892317
winnar
>>686892131
Final Fantasy?
>>686892456
>run retarded
>>686892192
No, but it is a JRPG
>be a teen
>in school
>befriend a homosexual and a sociopath
>phony
>>686892569
Proffesor layton
>WWWWWWWHHHHRRRRRRRYYYYYY
>>686892473
Not necessarily that the netcode is fucked I can handle that but is it weird to only me that you can't stagger someone from a greatsword animation? If they swing I have time to get out but you can't put much pressure on them considering they swing and hit you for everything,
>>686892456
Oblivion
>>686892528
Yep
>>686891922
.hack?
>>686892267
Guitar Hero: Sabaton
>>686892723
ding ding ding ding
>visit graps who is mad scientist with bro
>fucking niggers going mad
>nigs use time machine
>nigger tried thier own kkk with light helmets
>gotta arrest nigs
>takes alot of time
>bro joins nigs beacuse #niglivesmatter
easy mode tip : replace nigs with apes
>good guys vs bad guys
>bad guys always trying to plant bombs on things
>good guys are obviously like wtf man you can't do that
>lol yeah we can dude, we on tv now every friday
>>686892729
Boku No JoJo
>zip line combat simulation 2.0
>featuring an annoying unnecessary girl companion
I guy brought a girl to some thing but then it was a bad idea so they left.
>>686892729
Any JoJo game
>>686889410
Go
Stop
Bang
Go
Choose
Load
Real people play
Continue until next game cums out
>>686891411
isnt that the loli game?
>heart fuckin screws itself
>new school
>no arms makes top tier waifu
>>686892777
nope, good guess though
>>686892852
BioShock infinite
>>686892852
Bioshock: Infinite
>>686891845
no fucking idea what this shit is. Anyone?
>>686892770
Nah
>it is the hour of 12:00 p.m
>>686892852
Bioshock infinite
>>686892750
Oh, yeah, large weapons like Ultra Greatswords and stuff have a hidden mechanic called "hyper poise" that causes you to talk half the amount of poise damage you normally would when swinging, making you significantly harder to stagger. It's to make up for the fact that fast piercing weapons have always been the best for PvP.
>>686892691
Fucking kek
>>686893020
MINECRAFT
>>686892387
>>686889686
Far cry 3
>>686893015
Win
>>686889773
fallout 4
>>686891845
What're ya sellin?
>>686892438
Yup
>>686892131
Easy. Pokémon.
>>686890586
chrono trigger?
>>686891400
Those were my beans
>Hella
>>686893091
fuck off no
>>686892910
Katawa Shoujo
Top Taste in waifus anon.
>>686889773
Assassins Creed 3
>>686889966
any dbz game?
>>686893155
Mark Jefferson did nothing wrong
>>686892216
the old republic?
>>686893290
Yep.
>>686893239
Also win
>Prison
>Big Bird
>Die
>Die
>Die
>Die
>>686893406
DS1
>>686890472
Infamous?
>drop from the sky
>short ass campaign
>blow shit up
>respawn as a falling soldier man
>fun 5 hours
>constantly smashing lamp posts for cash
>yearly installments
>12 year olds love it
>Fps
>Commit murder
>evidence against you
>riot wars
>get away scot free
>repeat
>>686889865
Zork.
Christ, I don't see how I overlooked this one.
>face is permanently stuck in a weird ass smirk
>DWOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>slow motion
>Wake up in a cave
>fuckin rabbits everywhere
>someones killin them
>gotta save them i guess
>>686893570
Halo 3: ODST?
>>686893603
MindCraft
>start game
>fall into a pit
>wtf
>bury all remaining games in landfill
>>686893603
COD
>>686891922
Last hint before I stop giving a fuck
>main character and his band of misfits break into the real world
>English voice acting is complete shit
>>686893712
Correct
>>686893138
nope
>>686893570
Section 8?
That games multiplayer was pretty fun while it lasted.
>>686893621
Cave Story
>>686893570
bulletstorm?
>>686891229
Get out
>>686893619
max payne
>>686893574
Backyard Baseball: 2005
>play witn the pros
>as kids
>>686893811
A winner is you
>>686892168
Easy.
Max Payne.
>>686893739
Star Ocean 3?
>fight a bunch of dog buildings
>become shadow monster
>become baby
>>686893890
Winrar
>>686893684
Close but nah
>the only reason I own a drawing tablet
>>686893988
Shadow of the Colossus
Also kek
>2 factions
>Constantly protecting their.stuff from each other
>>686893972
Looks like I got a winner
>>686893988
2003: a space oddesy
>>686893858
Close, its a ww2 game
>WAAAGH!
>WHERE'S MY WIIIIIIFE!?
>>686891845
mgr:r
>>686894197
Europa Universalis 4
>>686893273
>>686889966
HAHAHAHA
>>686893964
Correcto
Next one
>yellow people everywhere
>can stun lock enemies to shit
>be adult man
>outbreak happens
>now be middle aged to 50 year old
>bond with girl
>don't sex her for some reason
>>686894197
MARIO BROTHERS PLUMBING SIMULATOR 2015
>I'm beautiful
>Time is my bitch
No replies in previous thread, so let's try again:
>some asshole destroys almost half of the planet
>a huge fucking tower
>there are traitors in your party
>>686894319
Overrated piece of shit?
>JASON?
>>686894387
Lightning Returns
>>686894319
Red Orchestra
>>686894319
Femenizm a male adventure game
>massacre terrorists and aliens for the glory of 'merica
>>686894435
Heavy rain
>>686894125
WoW
>>686894399
FF VI
>>686894435
Heavy Rain
>>686894435
GARRYS MOD!
>>686894416
Halo?
>>686894515
lel no
>>686894416
winrar
In the bonus stage you bomb jellyfish from an airplane
>>686894319
Last of us
>>686894513
Nope
>>686894462
nope
>>686894672
War thunder
>>686894280
Gears of War
>Really really old guy
>Go town to town reading every notice
>kill stuff
>haggle for a better price, fail because they're too annoyed
>Two swords
>>686892710
bully
>>686894319
last of us
or the other one with a middle aged man and young girl during a zombie apocalypse
>>686894808
Steel for Humans
>>686894808
Jewish
>>686894808
The Witcher games
>>686894769
Winrar
>>686892819
Ez, csgo
>be in the military
>fuckin guy keeps telling you to do shit
>based on your name you seem to be Latino
>>686892750
step one)
>>686895083
MW2
>>686895083
Call of Wolfenstein:Fall of Civilization 5: Brave New Republic Commando
>find out in a DLC that the real antagonist was a party member
>fall in cave
>oshit furry people
>get guns
>kill evil scientist with guns
>>686895257
You got it
>>686891184
Really?
Okey next hint:
>lots of transformations
>mini tanks
>you have to save hitler from martians in the third game
>>686895308
Dragon Age
>>686895308
Wasteland 2
