Waifu claiming thread.The rules are very simple:claim your 2D waifupost pics of your
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Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: kill yourself
Syndra claimed
>>686882263
AY YO HULDUP
WE
>>686882063
They do get hot, but the one I have now is really good, it's over heated a bunch but only when I don't clean out the vents for a few months. Canned air does it instantly so it's not hard to clean.
>I play my laptop with it literally in my lap.
>Speaking of hot
last "claim" of the night for me even though I don't do this "claim" shit
>>686882440
WUZ
sah dood.
claimed
>claim
>>686882440
SO YO SAYIN
still here
and
>>686881878
i dont know being at the mercy of someone else sounds troubling
>>686882027
i just need someone to teach me really
I'm back from class
>I'm doomed for finals
its sleepy times for me gnight guys
Obligatory claim.
>smug last hour of work edition
Miho claimed
>>686882585
you don't need a teacher just read wiki as you progress so you get the basics of crafting / gearing up
if I teach you I'll have to guide and sit with you
Milinda claim.
>>686882585
>Being at someone else mercy
>You're hitting my buttons
Don't knock it till you try it.
>>686882420
I'm actually currently on the Sloth fight, just when Izumi joins in.
>>686882636
I'm sure you'll be fine man, just gotta stay determined! Also, dropped ya some things on Discord, check it out.
Heya /Waifu/
>Megumin claim
>>686882789
>Sneaking Hugs Attack!
>fubuki claimed
Lurking at school now Seeya guys later
how are you guys still doing?
Claiming best girlie!
How goes it?
>>686882483
Giggty~
>>686882663
Sleep well ice queen
>>686882663
good night
>>686882762
isnt that what you wanted though?
>>686882858
i guess but i would have to trust that person very highly
>>686883356
but you said no you caving in now ?
Are all waifus shit?
Claimed Rem
>>686882731
That is an indecent exposure of legs
>I like it
>>686883084
I'll check it out
>>686883095
The explosions hath arrived
>>686883544
Only yours
>>686882540
>>686882663
Sleep tight.
>>686881950
Yes, it is.
>>686882150
We'd both appreciate that.
Ah, so stuff like establishing establishing command and carrying on from there?
>Laser tag for vehicles
Oooh that does sound interesting
>Best idol claimed
Off to shower, brb
>>686883290
Heh~
>>686883356
Just giving yourself to a person completely, letting them manipulate you how they like.
>It's a rush.
>>686883555
checked
>>686883555
checked trips
>>686883586
The explosions are always there. You just have to believe in them
>>686883721
You better send me nudes!
>Peek~~
claimed
>>686883586
Theres almost always an indecent exposure of leg with Rory.
>>686884132
hot mama
>>686883124
AH! So sneaky!
>Hugs
>>686883649
Yeah. Along with ambushes and counter guerilla warfare tactics. Its supposed to be rather challenging.
>>686883453
well no
>>686883725
sounds like adrenaline
>>686884534
then terraria it is
>>686884236
Nice Pantsu.
>>686884534
Well, yeah I'm sure that is in there too.
>Coming up to light that I know turns green
>Try to split in between
>Fishtail a bit
I know that was my own fault, but it was a bit of a scare
>Strangely fun however, send help
>>686883290
>>686883721
who are you and how dare you
>>686883775
>lewd machine is here
How are ya friend?
Shiragami Youko claimed
Nothing like aggressively putting off responsibilities and basic tasks, amirite?
My favorite thing ever is when both of your teammates in Rocket League just check out and go afk and you face imminent failure.
>Just kidding, I still won
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KP_fR-Uh4OI
>>686884334
That sounds 100% like MWO. And real world tactics are overly effective in there too. Set up firing lines, deal with pushes and counterpushes, all while keeping an eye out for small giant-killing lights. Pincers and ambushes work best.
>>686884831
Filtering a lane at speed is always dangerous man. And you know you dont have ABS so youll fishtail like mad.
>>686884617
i was thinking it was more of a time to relax a little now
>>686884657
wouldnt you be worried of not getting free though
>>686885246
Lil' smug.
>>686885037
Kek yeah.
Im gonna go everyone. See you all around. Might lurk for a bit. I dunno...
>>686885246
then lets postpone it for some day
>>686884956
I'm fine and lewd as always, you?
>>686885437
>>686884956
Forgot pic, shame on me
>>686885037
I know, I wasn't expecting the car to sit at the light stopped like that though so I panic braked. I got it on camera. I know I was in the wrong here, and I'm glad I didn't crash. Seriously though, that adrenaline rush is dangerously addictive.
WOAH
Post em
QOTT: What's you favorite book?
>inb4 'I don't read'
>Fuck you then, what's your favorite movie?
Stephen King- The Shining
Koji Suzuki- Ring
And I guess if it counts, Poe's The Masque of The Red Death
>>686885246
That adds another layer of fun, but normally the person that is controlling you will set you free.
>Best to have safeties in place though if you don't trust them not to leave you to die.
>>686885597
SHAME
>>686885437
>>686885597
That's good to hear, friend
>lewd as always
I don't know hoe to feel about that kek
Got anything planned for today?
I woke up in the middle of the night
>>686885767
The Shadow of the Wind
>>686885358
hi hand. Hope you are relaxing
>>686885429
that sounds fine
>>686885767
one flew over the coo coos nest or catch 22
>>686885840
sounds nerve racking really
>>686885968
Yeah. Gonna be at Fubuki's place. Doing some stuff
>Megu
Still strong still long
>>686884334
>>686885364
So a little bit of everything then. These mock events seem pretty rad to be honest. Stimulation of warfare without the warfare kek.
You seem kinda down cutie, hope you have a goodnight.
>>686885767
What if you aren't a big fan of either?
>>686885767
Frank Herbert's Dune series.
Dan Abnett's Eisenhorn and Ravenor trilogies.
Imperial Guardsman's Uplifting Primer.
>>686885756
>fully clothed lewd
>>686886071
someday . it really does
>>686885767
Book: JK Rowling - Goblet of Fire
Movie: Kevin Smith - Clerks
So I've never asked you this, and I don't think anyone else has, but what is the deal with your obsession of winning?
3:05 for best verse of song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODMTftFco2Y
>>686886082
Lewd
Have fun you two
>>686885767
the one that holds my door so it won't hit my wall
>>686885767
The most recent thing I've read that I've enjoyed is the Dresden Files Series.
Cirque Du Freak was good too, but to be honest, I've read ALOT of books, not really any of the classics, just anything I grabbed from fiction in my library when I was in school. Of Mice and Men, holy shit though.
>Reading a good book to an end like that is like masturbating for the first time.
>>686886071
You do feel nervous, but you don't have to worry about it, since you aren't in control any more.
>>686886071
Mhmm, I'm feeling quite a bit better now. Relaxing easy now.
Hope your night is still going well, adorable.
>>686885767
Book: Walter Moers - Rumo
Douglas Adams The Hitchiker's guide trilogy was also pretty good
Movie: Dunno, I don't watch that much movies. District 9 was pretty memorable to me
>>686886217
exquisite
Ohhhhh, I didn't notice the police turn their lights on. I'm hoping it wasn't for me...
>Gunna edit it now and put it up
>My wind blocker idea didn't work at all
>Makoto
>>686886409
>Cirque du Freak
My brethren of unspecified color.
>>686886238
sounds good
>>686886409
I guess if it makes them happy
>>686886466
it goes i guess
>>686883725
>>686883830
If I must
>>686887228
>it goes i guess
Why I guess? What's up, sunshine?
>>686886631
>whaddaya gonna do about it?
>>686885912
Jesus Christ anime or not the perspective is violently fucked in that picture.
>>686885968
Just looked up a general synopsis
>The first paragraph of the plot on Wikipedia
Added to my to-read list.
>>686886071
Aha, those are both American classics I haven't gotten around to reading.
>>686886182
Uh... video game, then...?
>inb4 'not a fan of that either'
>Implying that at that point you aren't confirmed for living under rock
>>686886217
I take it Ravenor and Eisenhorn are science-fiction like Dune, yeah?
I figured you'd like the Dune series, don't know why.
Also that last one caught me off-guard.
Yet somehow also not particularly surprising.
>>686886253
>Good book
>Good movie
Niiiiice.
As far as winning goes, I'm not sure. If I'm being one-hundred percent honest it's just an arbitrary thing. I said it, it stuck, here I am.
Other than that, though:
>Winning isn't an obsession
>It's just something I do
>Can't help it, really
>>686886362
Reasonable.
>>686886409
I tried to read Cirque, but my library was always short the first book.
>>686886631
Never read Hitchhiker's Guide, but I've heard fantastic things about it, and will probably read it soon.
Never heard of Rumo, though.
>I don't watch that much movie
Me neither, friend.
>>686887051
>
>>686887141
How disappointed were you with the movie?
>Fucking destroyed that book
>>686887228
It's a flavor some people like.
>>686887344
Keep going~
>>686887308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qKy9iK_jDc
>>686887570
Only cause I got to see some goodies myself
>>686887550
what do you mean violently fucked? i think it looks fine :|
>>686886182
I am a little down. I will be back later tho
>Milinda
>>686885756
>This kills the Ruri
>>686887550
Glad to be of any help
>>686887619
>Simon & Garfunkel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3LFML_pxlY
>>686887365
i dont know. feel like i should be doing something
>>686887550
thats alright
>>686887570
i dont know. as long as they are happy
>>686886884
It's good enough
>>686887051
Oh that's a good gif
>>686887308
This is the first time those little censor bars ever bothered me
7/10
>>686887344
I approve of this post
>>686887414
>implying I have to do something about it
>>686887550
Walter Moers is a german fantasy writer. Rumo is about the life of a Wolpertinger, a cross between a deer and a wolf who's living in the now lost continent of Zamonia. It's as crazy as it sounds. The book is a good 2500 pages and each page is a masterpiece. He's written several others which are all amazing.
The 13 and a half lives of captain Bluebear
The city of Dreaming Books
Memoires of a sentimental dinosaur
Check him out
>>686887961
wew lad
>>686887812
>What do you mean
>TRIGGERED
Given the position she's in, as well as the 'camera', even if we put that sort of perspective aside, her arm and hand would be freakishly big.
On that note, you have a cute waifu, my friend.
>>686887344
>>686887799
The double dubs demands you keep stripping.
>Let's see them cutie.
>>686888098
I'm sure they are happy when playing with you.
>>686887967
>Also liking Simon & Garfunkel
>Happy hands
>>686887961
Hardy laugh was had.
>>686888098
Well hey, you're talking with some people in the thread. That's something, eh? Glad you are to add on to that.
>>686888404
Better gimme some suckie suckie then nigga
>>686887550
Eisenhorn and Ravenor are a part of the Warhammer 40k universe and directly relate to each other, Eisenhorn being first.
Dune because its a classic and you should read all 6 of the originals. Holy shit the foresight he put into his books.
>>686887570
I walked out.
>>686888146
why thank you!
>>686888281
thank you! and im sorry for triggering the shit out of you. I just dont care as long as its my waifu ,3
>>686888409
>Simon & Garfunkel
They're seriously great!
I love this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pey29CLID3I
>>686888575
>Legs for you?
>>686888659
I saw it on TV for free.
>One month after release, since it was so shit.
>>686888146
>check him out
You've piqued both my interest and curiosity with this.
I will certainly look into his work.
>>686888098
What was it you liked about them in particular?
>>686888575
>Uno demands tha succ
Ah.
>>686888670
Source on anime?
Need something to watch.
>I also need to watch that Galko-chan anime
>Fuck
>>686889018
T-Thanks....
>>686889078
Nyarko-san another crawling chaos
>>686887550
For story: Read Dead Redemption
Multiplayer: Star wars Battlefront 2
>>686887895
Won't ask why, but you know I'll listen. See ya soon.
>>686888997
>El Conder Pasa
Yay, Chile.
>>686888659
I am actually going to read all of the originals at some point, promise.
>I'm writing all of these books down
Thanks a bundle, guys.
>>686888404
ive never been that close to someone
>>686888409
yeah that is true
>>686889078
i dont know catch 22 i just found hilarious and one flew over was interesting
>>686889009
Yess yes good..
>>686888997
Mmmmm.
Reminds me a tad bit of Ennio Morricone. Love that aged feel this pieces have.
Makes me feel all fuzzy inside listening to it. Has a lot of emotion put into it.
>You're seriously great.
>>686889201
You're welcome, cute stuff.
>>686889374
>Nurse outfit
>>686889342
Now a days people will pay to have that kind of experience with you!
>>686889263
Thanks Maki. I promise I will come back soon.
>Milinda
>>686889619
Spread em
>>686889665
Very cute.
>>686889259
Danke
>That gif is straight up-hypnotic
>>686889263
I remember a good friend of mine loved RDD as well, as well as Battlefront. Good taste, then.
>>686889342
One Flew Over was always recommended to me as a kid, and I've been meaning to get around to Catch-22. I'm really bad at sticking to my reading lists, but it's something I'd like to do more often.
>I also need to stick to my animu-watching lists
>Like Watamote
C.C. Claimed
Drunk edition
I love you man
>>686889919
>Very cute
>>686889814
>
>>686889960
haha, speaking of gif, is your waifu straight up head bobbing? rock concert confirmed?
>>686890134
Good... good...
>>686889814
>lewd
>>686889383
Glad you liked the song!
>You're seriously great
I could say the same about you, but y'know, we'd get in a loop again
>I don't mind
>>686889619
id rather not do that
>>686889960
i mean i do the same so its alright
>>686889342
You feeling okay?
>>686890071
aww thanks C. C.
>>686890347
Keep going please~
>>686890404
Then do it for free.
>>686889649
Don't mention it. Take your time.
>>686889960
Thanks bud.
Yeah the story was extremely moving and well executed. Battlefront was just chaotic and a great way too waste time. What about yours?
>>686890612
Easy tiger, I have so much lewd in a folder
Well, I suppose I'll go play Lilly's route for KS now.
>>686890073
Soo cute.
>>686890071
Love you too, C poster.
>>686890373
Yeah man, love that kind of music. Always makes me feel good. Like Fantastic Mr. Fox kind of style. It's like that but for music.
I could get in any loop as long as it's with you, no worries. I don't mind either.
