>>686877185
360 and walk away

Go in there fag. Save neighbors. Get laid. Or call the cops.

>>686877287
fucking idiot. A 360 would put him in the same direction. Fucknig

Call the cops.

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For the first time in a long time I am actually scared.

>>686877185
Insert dick

>>686877185
Time stamp fago

>>686877616
baking the tait

timestamp or didn't happen

>>686877616
hoap u do a joak

clean the ketchup off of everything. it's too think and red to be blood. and it was obviously smeared by one finger to look like it was slipping down.

>>686877616
You took the bait you cunt

>>686877616
Thats the jok

Not immediately calling the cops. What afucking liar

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>>686877185
Get Brawny paper towels. Clean up that mess, using only half the amount of paper towels than the leading brand.

>>686877185
your fingerprints are everywhere....ur fucked m8

>>686877185
>>686877803
timestamp nigger

HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS KETCHUP

CALL THE COPS !!!!!

>>686877185

Go in, be a hero, stab whoever is behind that door

The next step is for op to stop replying so we think something happened to him

>>686877185
TURN ON ALL THE LIGHTS

>>686878855
There are no lights out there. Only my flashlight and light inside and upstairs.

>>686878789
Can you make it a bit less clear? HD hurts my eyes

Call the fucking police anon damn

let the killer take pics of your dead body

>>686878986
I am sorry, I am shaking too much.

>>686879337
Run to the nearer streetlight or corner store and call the cops. Also, if you're baiting us go fuck yourself.

>>686879337
are you scared faggot

Don´t be such a fag OP, get in there, and take a photo of everything you see, and if you see sombody being murdered, help him to finish the fucking job! Be a good citizen

Holy shit

>>686877616
theres a fly on my screen gah

>>686879526
Yes I am scared.

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>>686877616
being this new

>>686877185

>I'm scared for my life, better post on 4chan

Fuck off

absolute madman! You problably are in a crime scene, and the frist thing you do, it´s posting shit on 4chan

I called the police and linked this thread, as soon as they can determine yer IP help is on it's way. Hide in corner until then.

White Knight saves again!

>>686877185
>>686877803
>>686878789

You're probably a liberal cuck who is anti-gun, then at actual moments in your life when you could potentially need them you are completely fucked.

>>686879897
U mad m8

>>686877185
Call the cops op! Wtf are you doing on 4 chan asking us what you should do? Its obvious what you should do.

>>686877185
Anon, don't freak out! It's called menstruation, and it just means that you are actually a woman. Congratulations!

Now tits or GTFO

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find out who did it or where is coming from go op

run bitch ruuuuuunnnn!!!!!!! D:

>>686880077
>calls police
>"links" thread over phone
ok

>>686877874
>>686877882
>>686878158
>>686878159
>>686879779
being this new

you fucking morons got double trolled. how new are you newfaggots??

Push the door and walk in

>>686878984
how are there no lights? what did you take a picture of

>>686877185
Fake blood is fake

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>>686877185

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I dont think I should go outside.

>>686881180
goodluck m8

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>>686881180

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>>686881180
>that fucking thumb..

Holy this OP, you have more important things to be worried about than some blood stains

>>686881180
go in faggot

>>686881180
Toasting in epic bread, Hey /r/4chan, Please come back needle dick!

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>>686881180
>taking the time to use unique file names
>tfw hes not even trying at this point

run in screaming

>>686881180

Jesus fuck, OP stop biting your finger nails.

>>686881589
How the fuck am I going to explain this to the landlord?

>get a weapon
>clear the house
>call the cops
>keep us updated
best you can do

What a waste of ketchup

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Op is a lying faggot

>>686881180
I just joined the the thread, OP keep you're bitch in line.

>>686880709
>ok
They work with the Papa Jonhs Interwebz hax teams. Technology

get tampons

>>686881758
You don't. Clean up the ketchup and call it a night

callin it now
one of these is going to be a gif w/ jumpscare
if not u just wasted a good opportunity, gj op u faget

>>686881676
I have to import them from my phone you moron. I had to open my door and go back into the entry way that has blood all over and the white door doesnt even work anymore to get this damn pic because last one was too blurry apparently.

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Fake and gay. Pics of body w/ timestamp, faggot.

>>686881180
someone might be hurt. seems like whoever left those handprints was probably trying to stop his/her own bleeding. maybe some shook up burglar tripped on something somehow and ran out? you should check the rest of your house make sure nothings changed

get a baseball bat or a knife or something also

>>686881676
I thought the same thing, blood everywhere he's scared and he has time to edit and change the name on each pic before upload

OP. What city do you live in? If someone murders you, then this thread will be epic bread for the rest of history.

>>686881180
By the looks of it I say It's the ghost of a baby riding a dog.

>>686877185
call the cops and before they arrive get naked, cover yourself in spaghetti, and get into a sexy position for the cops

>>686881180
HOLY FUCK!!!! IT'S ALREADY THE 30TH??????????

>>686880768
triple trolled, good job idiot
>inb4 quad troll

>>686882083
I live in a apartment, but I havent heard anything all day. I just opened the door to go to the store and saw this shit.

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Sweet Jesus it's not bait

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>fingernail

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>>686877185
>>686877185

Get some french fries.

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>>686880768
>being this new
fucking idiot newfag gets tripled troll

>>686877185
Stop smearing Heinz ketchup everywhere you dumb, shit-kicking faggot

>>686882006

>way too defensive
>obvious fake and gay

>>686882288
So this is someone else's door in the apartment hallway?

>>686882222
Winrar

>>686882288
Like an apartment building, and that's another apartment?

Just jerk off in the hallway.

>>686881180
I'm being straight up right now, get out any weapon you have, and find a defensible position where you can see as much as you can, and call the fucking cops

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>>686882222
QUADS DONT LIE

>>686882505
There is a stair to the left that goes upstairs but no one lives up there, its empty.

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>>686878306

>>686882241
>>686882430
lmao newfags
>quadtroll

show the body jackass

OP is a faggot. Put 'blood' there himself.

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>>686882430
>>686882241
quad trolled

rekt nerds

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>>686882430

>>686882389
Oh my fucking god...

>>686877185

If it's an emergency would you still be posting on /b/?

>>686882649
So that picture is some random front door then? I wouldn't worry so much, call the cops and report it , some edgelord probably stuck a glass jar up his butt or something

You're a faggot OP. I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS 6 year old faggotry

>>686882763
>>686882869
Penta trolled, fuking summerfags

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>Baiting THIS hard

>>686877616
>exposing your back to danger
>doesn't know how to Moon Walk

>>686877185
>>686877803
>>686878789
>>686881180
If you were a real American you'd listen to make sure you weren't in imminent danger, then you'd walk to where you keep your secured Glock and flashlight. Then you'd go clear the house like a man.

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>>686883193
Did someone say Moon Man
Get Rekt Niggers

>>686881180

Go get a washcloth and start washing your walls and doors you dirty shit

Keep an eye on Wesker, he's going to betray you

>>686877185

http://www.wikihow.com/Deal-With-an-Intruder-in-Your-Home

If you dont have a gun or a bat, at the very least put your keys between your fingers

>>686883262
Clear what house?

I live in a small apartment and the apartment upstairs is locked shut.

>>686881180
You're fucked anon. I'll see you in sovengarde my dude.

>>686883386
I have always wondered how effective keys are.

When this inevitably becomes epic bread, 4channers hear this: Hi, my name is Tom. lololololol Wassup Jessi from pville?

Op is gun die

>>686883193

Kek'd

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>>686878306
kek

scream the lyrics to that 80's meme song

>>686883476
Clear you fucking apartment faggot.

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>>686883069
>its still spring

post more pics nigger

OP
This is from a friendly anon
We are with you big guy
Go make us proud
Or better yet wait for the cops to arrive and don't do anything stupid

OP call the cops now. Don't fuck around with these shit.

>>686883502
More effective than bare fists

>>686883760
Walk like an Egyptian?

>>686883769
>actually trolled by ironic troll response
WHAAT IS GOING ON

>>686877803
>i better take pics and post on /b/ instead of calling the cops because im autistic

>>686878442
Not if he has a reliable alibi

That really does not look like blood. With any amount of time it would oxidize and be darker than that, possibly not brown but just darker. It looks like corn starch or corn syrup mixed with red food coloring. Which begs the question OP: How are you going to get that shit off your wall?

>>686883874
i was thinking more Never Gonna Give You Up but that's probably better

>>686881180

Have you uh...considered 911?

>>686883784
>>686883839
OP know most of us faggots want a good laugh out of all this but I think you should use your brain for once and call the cops and clear the apartment. C'mon dont risk your life for a lols.

>>686882222
do it op

the quads said so

>>686877616
Hi summerfag

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We heard there is a reckless faggot on the lose....oh wait it is OP

>>686884324
>tfw when u r actually the summerfag

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I have a knife guys so I have some protection.

>>686883768
>>686883784
>>686883262
Already cleared the apartment, no one is inside here, I will go outside and clear the yard next.

>>686883490
>I'll see you in sovengarde my dude.
I will see you there as well dude, I will go down with a blade in my hand at least.

"I'm bleeding to death! Oh no! I'm losing a lot of blood! I know what I've got to do. I'm going to smear a bunch of it on this guy's door. Just in a circle. I just never really liked him. Okay, time to go outside. First, I'm going to smear my hand in the opposite way of the door, opposite from where I'm going. This is good, I'm really getting somewhere. Better just keep touching this wall! Touch the door again, the front of it! Splatter a little on the bottom, yeah. Not going to touch that fucking door knob, though. Gonna open the door with fucking...telekinesis."

>>686878306
Thank you anon, you saved OP

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>>686884423
>"knife"
>pocket knife
>good luck