>>686872507
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb.
None, they just beat the room for being black.

Global racial equality

>>686872507
I thought you were black, dude.
But you're just a white cis male.

>>686872507
Black lives matter

>>686873081

Thread

>>686872507
nigger

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best racist joke: nigger is born a nigger. can't change skin color. for all his stinking, waking life he is inferior due to his black skin & love of chicken. dies a lonely nigger.

>>686872507
double nigger

>>686872507
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger watermelon nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

How many blacks does it take to start a riot?

-1

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>>686872507
What's the darkest crime you could ever commit?
Tax Evasion

What would you call the Jetsons if they were black?
>NIGGERS

>>686874109
Doesn't even make sense

>>686874212
Cuz it's something a black person would do

Why'd the little nigger cry when he took a shit?

He thought he was melting.

>>686872507
what is an asian-american woman's favourite holiday?

erection day

Best racist joke (pretend I'm doing stand up):

"So a nigger shows up to work on time..."

What's the difference between snow tires and black people?


My snow tires don't start singing when I chain them up.

>>686874328
Tax evasion is something that requires thinking. Niggers are not capable of that

>>686874328
Wesley snipe is the darkest nigger, got busted for tax evasion

>>686874448
Nice one.

>>686874448
How do you get a black woman pregnant?


Cum on the floor and let the flies do the rest.

Why is it called being having a green thumb?

Just a phrase,
like saying someone who was stealing was caught "red handed" when their hands are actually black

>>686873081
being non-native speaker I see very little differnece between this sentence and "alive dark matter"
Which always makes me kek afterwards

How do you fit 50 jews in a car?
2 in the front, 3 in the back and 45 in the ashtray

>>686873832
tfw Michael Jackson

Why don't sharks eat niggers? They look like whale turds

What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain bolt?
Usain bolt can finish a race

>>686874658
How do you tell when a black woman is pregnant?


When she puts a tampon in her but only the the string falls out.

>>686874884
this isnt even a joke. this is 1st grade racist tier. go kill yourself

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Why is it that white people and bleak people can't seem to get along?

Because the last time a black guy went for a high five, the white peoples left me hangin.

>>686872507
If only Africa had more mosquitoes nets, then million and millions of mosquitoes wouldn't have to die to aids.

>>686874926
Why do black people have white under their feel and on their palms?


Because there's a little good in everyone.

OR


God told them to spread their feet and put their hands on the wall before he painted them black.

what do you call a black man on the moon?
>a nigger

>>686874212
Summerfaggot detected

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>what did the white guy say to the black guy
fucking nigger
>what did the white olive say to the black olive
fucking nigger
>what did the white shoe say to the black shoe
fucking nigger
>what did the white ball say to the black ball
fucking nigger
>what did the white orange say to the black orange
fucking nigger

Best racist joke (pretend I'm doing stand up):

"2 white teenagers in overcoats walk into columbine.."

What's the difference between an escalator and a mexican? One can actually raise a child.

>>686876104
>racist joke

What did the the black Chinese guy say to the Chinese black guy?
Hey Jim.

>>686876326
/thread

Ever had Ethiopian food?
*pause*
Neither have they

>>686874911
That's a good one, surprisingly. +1 Internet.

What do a cue ball and a Mexican have in common? The harder you hit it, the more English you get.

most of the "jokes" in this thread arent even actual jokes. ive heard most of them in 4th grade.

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>>686874349
C O M E D Y G O L D

>>686872507
There's not really any new racist jokes out there. Once you've herd Juan you've herd Jamaal

>Be black
>GF is pregnant
>Call abortion doctor
>Forgets to bring own hanger
>Take hanger from top of tv
>Signalisfucked.jpeg
>Gf crying and shit

Tfw you missed america's funniest

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>>686877059
Fuck you, I lost.

>>686872507
Equality

Best racist joke, is just a truth, we had 1 nigger in our school...expelled for bringing a knife to school to kill his GF. niggers, amirite?

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Black lives matter

>>686874680
best one so far

>>686872507
if i had a dollar for every racist thing i said some black mother fucker'd probably rob me

>>686878193
looking at whitey, I'd say that they are both equally intelligent

>>686872507
from a website trying to spout their islam bullshit:

14-Women are not oppressed in Islam: Islam gives special importance to women. Women are not oppressed in Islam. It is clearly mentioned in Islamic teachings that, if any Muslim involves in oppressing women, he is not following Islam. Prophet Muhammad ﷺ in his teaching protected the dignity and rights of woman.

“…the best among you are those who treat their wives well.”

>>686878858
stfu we're just having fun

>what do you call a boatload of niggers at the bottom of the sea
a good start

>>686879195
Got me on that one

>>686872507
why did the white guy tell a bus full of niggers, jews, chinks, and mudslimes to take 3 lefts to get to the store?

None of them deserve any rights.

>what do you say when you see a tv flying in the night?

"DROP IT, NIGGER"

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>>686874680
A little long-winded, but I like it. I'll probably use this later.
>>686874357
heh
>>686874911
Not bad
>>686875077
I like this one

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>>686879463
Oh boy, this is nice.

>>686874029
/thread

>>686872507
This one time I was eating this girl out when I thought I tasted some horse semen
I was so shocked I said "Oh grandma so thats how you died"

>>686872507
what the difference between pizza and jews?

pizza doesn't scream when you throw it in the oven

>>686880279
meh

>>686874761
>implying holocaust actually happened
>ignorant fool

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>>686872507
Why don't blacks go on cruises?

>they're not falling for that one again.

How do you make a ngiger nervous?

>take him to an auction

What's black and yellow and makes you laugh?

>a bus full of niggers falling off a cliff.

>>686880503
Old but gold.

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>>686878816

Not racist

>What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The hospital bed

What's the difference between a park bench and a nigger

>the park bench can support a family of four

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>>686873081
samefag

What's the difference between running over a nigger and a bunny?

It's an accident when I run over the bunny.

>>686876878
Courtesy of my 88 year old racist grandpa. He also calls every black guy he sees on a bike a smut butt on a putt putt.

why do showerheads in Germany have eleven holes in them?
because Jews only have ten fingers.

t. Jew

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>>686879696
hey man. could u just... shut the fuck up?
i don't think anyone values your opinion here.

>>686874658
Shit joke from a shit movie about bitches and an Iranian girl boooooooooo

What's the difference between a nigger and a Syrian refugee.One thinks he's da bomb, the other actually is.

How was copper wire invented? Two jews fighting over a penny.

What's the difference between a Jew and a leaf?

Jews burn longer

>>686872507
Whats the difference between deer getting hit by cars and niggers getting hit by cars?

skid marks on the pavement

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Donald Trump.

>>686882205
well played anon.

>>686880503
>stop spreading the holocaust myth

>>686882205
You wanna hear a joke bro?

Vagina.

what do you call a dead jew
a problem
what do you call 1000 dead jews?
a bigger problem
what do you call 6 million dead jews
a solution

What's the difference between a nigger and dirt? Nothing

Everyone thinks racism is a crime... that's BS, only niggers commit crimes

>>686881525
>implying there is someone here whom's opinion we do value

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>>686882333
jk I actually support Trump

>>686877866
My god that's terrifying.

Q: How to you stop the spread of black culture?
A: You can't. I mean what are you gonna do, riot?

A stupid nigger, a chink with aids and a midget jew walk into a bar, they have no money so they don't order anything, they see a white man sitting at the counter with a notebook, they start talking. At the end of the night, they ask him if he would like to have an orgy and where take turns fucking the white man, the white man says, of course, nothing would make me happier, but first let me do something, and the man proceeds creating an offensive joke thread on /b/