>>686871866
a real one ;_;

One that's not needy, can go a few days without talking. One that has her own shit going on. One I don't have to worry about, can take care of herself. Preferably redhead

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Like I am so achingly lonely at this point

Honestly none, you can only go so long as a kissless virgin before you realize you're a bad person. I'm just going to get a dog and wait quietly for my death

One that actually loves me

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>>686871866

>>686871866
One that is exactly like my current one except far hornier. Sex two or three times a month just doesn't cut it.

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This one

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can take a joke. can enjoy sitting in a room without filling the void with something. enjoys cuddling. expected to know AT LEAST the basics of cooking and has some artistic taste. also one that can take initiative on her own and not expect everyone to lead her by the nose for the rest of her life once you're with her. also always supportive of me and never shit talks me or gossips about me. is on my team in every sense of the word

One alive, they begin to stink soon

>>686871866
a woman who does not want to have children
and likes to travel
not religious (I don't care if she believes or not, I just don't want a fanatic)
and that we have some similar tastes, but not all of them. with diversity the best comes
I don't need her to be super super hot bc I am not that hot lel

Me, but with tits and a vag

The one I got

One who's come back in time and told me how to live so I don't an hero and actually end up with her.

A third dimensional one.

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>>686873566
rape that bitch.

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>>686871866
This would do finely.

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>>686873566
>Wants a girl who will fuck him more than once a fortnight
>Should be wanting a girl who isn't fucking other guys so that he only gets it once or twice a month.

>>686871866
U, bitch.

lizvicious.jpg

>>686871866
Paper white, c tits, wide hips, wannabe muffin top, will fuck on any semi-flat surface

About my height, nice tits, ass, and face. Spontaneous, ambitious, passionate, forgiving, and kinky. I want her to take me for who I am and love me, despite all my faults and failures. Between my drinking and smoking, I need someone to fill this void with something more meaningful than pleasant tastes and bad decisions. I want someone that I could use my skills and trades for the sole purpose of her surprise and enjoyment. I want someone meaningful. Not like all the other shitheads in my life.

>>686873885
You just described the girl I'm with now. God I love her but she's never been the prettiest, in fact she's stereotypically a butterface and kinda ugly. Does this make me a horrible person? I want to marry her, sometimes when I'm out alone I see all these other beautiful cute woman and I think about leaving her. What do /b/?

>>686871866
One who is basically my mother. A dominatrix, but a nurterer. Someone who does awful things to me for my own good. Someone who can can hurt me physically and emotionally, but not to the point of being damaging. Someone who can set limits for me, and be able to withstand me testing those limits. And the girl had to like to do the fucking, not really get fucked.

I had a messed up childhood if couldn't tell.

Thing is, I have that girlfriend now, well I did. I refer to her as mommy and everything, but now it's progressed a little too far and she beats the fuck out of me and verbally abuses me on a daily basis. It's gone way too far and I can't really bring myself to stop it. I feel like I have battered wife syndrome. But I think I'm starting to like it maybe, I don't know. It makes me sad, but I don't know what to do without her, so I just keep obeying. I want my fun Domme back

>>686875615
Plastic surgery is a wonderful thing, anon

1- Doesnt age.

2- Doesnt get fat.

3- 10-13.

>its doable right?

>>686871866
yes

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>>686871866
One I could hold close, having a pulse is negotiable, must hold me back, must be average healthy bmi or lower, must have all limbs and no highly noticeable defects on the skin surface, must be kind, and she must understand my hopes, dreams, fears.
Above all, I must understand her, in all aspects.

>>686871958
This

>>686872419
>literally describing a prostitute

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>>686871866

The kind that doesn't give a fuck and is ready to fuck.

>>686876164
Plastic surgery can't fix face, and other medical issues that causes her weight fluctuations and acne. and she would never do it anyway. I am attracted to her, but how do I get rid of this dumbass feeling that I can do better? She's amazing ad I love her.

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>>686871866
Stupid fucking thread. Never post again.

>>686876028
Why not tell her, and if you get your ass beat, then same show continues?

>>686876870
get out and meet some girls fam. There are a lot of girls like this.

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>>686871866
>just fuck my shitter up

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>>686871866
one like my waifu

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Someone like Kosaki

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>>686872982
I know your pain.

>>686877203
I have told her, several times. We have a long talk, things go back to the fun, care free way and then several days later we're back to same abusive stuff. I don't really know how to break the cycle besides leaving her, which I'm not sure I am mentally stable enough to do

>>686877299

check & kek

>>686872982

holy shitt....

>>686873238
A..are you me?

>>686871866
None at all.

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This thread is watch by your average camwhore.

One that say "yes" when i tell her that i love her

There was a Jordan Jones thread earlier.

I'll take one of her.

>>686871866
Whatever you answer will be wrong, there are unforseen downsides to everything that you'll think you can reconcile up until you have to deal with it.

>>686871866

one that just takes me places even when i'm doing something

just makes a decision to go to her house and i will.

i just want a reason to actually go out

>>686877790
Is there a common issue you get beat over, or perhaps a common feeling you get before she reverts?

>>686877299
lol

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>pic related

A dead one.

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>>686871866
One who is moderately* intelligent... Ive gotten better at brainwashing with my current gf (only had two, went in with the intention of making them worship me, 2 for 2...) and drop-dead gorgeous. More important than either of those is mostly virginal.
>inb4 girls lose their virginity at age 7 to uncle dave
>inb4 there are no moderately* intelligent women
>inb4 no such thing as brainwashing
My goal with my next gf will probably be regular threesomes. Im working on a psychology thesis based on Dr. Millon's (Harvard [?] Professor) personality subtypes. His work is stupid good at pigeon-holing people into a handful of paradigms. Im mostly aiming to crack causality for the subtypes, and I think I could brainwash girls into committing crimes for me. I mean, I could probably get this one to commit certain crimes for me, but shes a bit of a troll, and I definitely think I could get a good looking piece of ass who is just as dedicated somewhere down the road.

>>686871958
/Thread

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Something like pic related.
I imagine she has the sweetest personality.
I doubt a person like that even exists.
I doubt if a person like that did, that I would be able to make her mine.

>>686878931
What out for Kevin Bacon, mah nigga!

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>>686879307

indeed

>>686871866
can beggars really be choosers?

>>686879391
Damn. This turned into a feels thread

>>686879490
If they don't mind starving.

>>686878931
You are an evil genius.

>>686873238
im never settling down.. i would always end up trying to cheat. Current gf and I are on unspoken terms that we will break up after I get some money and pay her back a bit for supporting me for a while. You know how you read about socio/psychopaths and read that they are great at manipulating people into supporting them? How said paths are just leeches? Im excellent at leeching. I have an ounce of magic mushrooms in my closet, $200 cash in my pants, leftover takeout from 3 different restaurants in my fridge, and the love and adoration of the people who support me so well. Havent worked in about 2 years.

I am about to get my BA though, and it is pseudo-likely I will have a 6-figure salary by the end of the summer. I was already offered an internship at Lockheed-Martin for 25$ an hour, but I am holding out for a better job that I actually have to apply for.

>>686872419
>This
I don't need another fucking project. I need someone who will be fine without me, but is happy to be with me. Smoke some weed, play some games, have good sex.

>>686877299
Lmao that filename

>>686873885
It sounds like you're looking for your mom.

>>686879976
you say that like it's a bad thing

>>686873238
How does someone go their whole lives without kissing someone? I could understand sex, but kissing, really?

>>686871866
Somewhat attractive. A little extra weight is fine if it's carried well.

Needs to be chill just sitting around with me at my apartment or some public place.

Would be really cool if she enjoyed talking with me while I draw.

anything that not a fucking troll looking shit

>>686880084
It is. It means that they have some really big problems, and they probably need to work on that before looking for a girlfriend. You've got to fix yourself before you can get into any sort of meaningful relationship.

>>686878653
Not really a common issue. Usually if I've ran my mouth about something, or forgot to clean something, didn't pay a book on time, etc. Those I can kind of understand. The other half of the time though, it's over stuff I can't control. Like how she was driving us home the other day and traffic was backed up for almost a mile on the highway. After being stuck for about 10 mins she reached over and back handed me several times because she was pissed at traffic. Also, her car died in a gas station parking lot the other day and she came at me over it because I didn't decide to drive us that time.

>>686880729
Pay a bill*

>>686873566
>My doctor, man, he's a really weird guy. I told him my wife has an STD and he gave HIMSELF an antibiotic

>>686879780
Youre too kind. I sort of want to share the results of my findings on 4chan once they are done, but if everyone has the secret, it wont be a secret. All I can say is that my background with CS and math is making this job fairly easy. If you look into Millon's personality subtypes, you could graph all 15 personality types with as few as 3 axes (Im using 6 for convenience [3 spacial, and each node also has an RGB value]). He actually goes into evolutionary causes for the personality types, which will help with my end-game research, but it is fun to look through the subtypes until one of them stands out as someone you know. Try testing the person to see how accurate they are... it will scare you how predictable human beings are.

>>686879441
I wish I got this reference =( Which movie or TV show should I watch to get this? I actually love the Kevin Baconator

>>686877299
Now that's what I call a Nigger Splitter!

>>686880536
dude, wut? looking for similar traits to that of a motherly, caring woman... how does that mean "really big problems"?

>>686879976
>my mom was anything like that.

Can't we just call that the ideal? The perfect mom is probably the perfect women.

>>686873238
Don't fuck the dog.

>>686881217
Because apparently looking for a women who looks suitable to raise children has no biological imperative to men who are looking for a mate.

This generation is fucking weird.

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>>686871866
The kind that loves me.

>>686880536
Thanks, Professor Cuckstein!

>>686881762
it's like your trying to make a point, but i just don't see it. what exactly is the problem looking for a woman that cares and loves you, instead of just looking for a "mate" who looks suitable to bear children? i don't understand

>>686881855
No lets look for women who aren't caring so I can be constantly reminded that i'm simply there to supplement her income.

Skip having a child because your now a surrogate dad for this bitch.

>>686882185
meant to click the other dudes post. it was sarcasm.

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>>686878094
>tfw no black metal gf

Makes me miss my fucking ex, even though she was crazy

Why are metal chicks so rare and when you do find them they are almost always insane?

someone who underwent similar parental abuse to what my mom went through so that I, like my Dad, can give her a good life as an adult and the opportunity to raise a son who'll do the same for some now unborn future abused woman #daddyfuckedme

>>686882464
that makes more sense lol

>>686882631
WHEN I WAS... A YOUNG BOY #daddyfuckedme

>>686882599
not to sound edgy but people (like me) who enjoy listening to screaming are likely to be kind of crazy. like why you gotta listen to so much screaming

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>>686871866
One who is like my first gf (pic unrelated except for her and ex both being asian)
>she was so quiet and lonely when i first met her (we both were 15 or 16)
>quickly became friends after being matched to be a project partner with her in US history class
>we had a shit ton in common
>both loved history, gaming, anime, metal music among other things
>one day i admitted myself to her
>she said she was holding it back out of fear, but she for the longest time wanted to say the same
>every morning i would wake up and see she messaged me a good morning text
>took her to the shooting range once, she was nearly pissing herself with fear but was shooting like an absolute mad(wo)man by the end of the day, she absolutely loved it
>it soon became tradition that every sunday after church we would go and shoot at a gravel pit not far from where we lived that i had a bunch of targets set up in

she cared about me basically more than anything in the world. it was the greatest feeling and i never felt so great about myself

>but her mom being the bitch she was
>didnt want her to date till she was 18 years old
>forced her to break up with me
>2 or so months later she moved away
>was forced to quit contact with all her old friends, which included me
>flash forward to about 7 or so months ago (I am 18 now)
>she managed to get a hold of my number
>began talking like old friends
>but i near immediately noticed she had changed
>she moved out the very second she turned 18 (cant blame her with her bitch mom being the way she is)
>gave up on christianity altogether
>succumbed to the tempt of drugs, parties, and sex, all things we used to agree were hedonistic and disgusting
>it tore my heart in half to see such a sweet and innocent person like her be turned into another "thing" by this gross society
>i blame her mom for being so restrictive and harsh, but at the same time i dont
>deleted her contact and havent talked since

i miss you Jessica. The old you. Its been so long

>>686882872
>WHEN I WAS YOUNG BOY
please tell me what thats a reference to if it is one

>>686882941
No but I mean like literally crazy. She was diagnosed bipolar and imo borderline schizo.

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>older than 35, preferably 40
>chubby
>hairy pussy
>hairy armpits
>cuddly
>likes anal
>loves me

>>686880897
Here ya go!:
The Following
W/Kevin Bacon
FOX TV Show
You remind me of the bad guy(you cool tho)/villain whose name escapes me.

>>686883100
google, motherfucker, have you heard of it?

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>>686871866
This type OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4NJ6mDMT5U
It's not Asian fever i got , It's the morals that make me like most Asians.

>>686883100
the My Chemical Romance one? there are like 9 songs with that title

I dated a girl for 2 years and broke up with her my sophomore year of college (I was 19) because she was too dependent (didn't have job, drivers license, plans for college, etc). I turn 30 in a few months and have dated numerous other girls since then including a few who had everything their life together with a career, their own place, future plans and more. After everything, I would still do almost anything to have her back.

Having a girl break up with you can hurt, but nothing's worse than the regret felt from throwing away the one you loved the most.

>>686883347
the My Chemical Romance one? there are like 8 songs with that title

>>686881839
To the grave

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my ex :(

>>686880729
Are you stronger than her, physically? Or smarter?

I thought I knew but it seems like I really dont.
I have a girlfriend, she's bang'n (believe me or dont)
she tends to make me pretty happy but there is some shit that is just stupid. shes emotionally unstable. sometimes it's intense sometimes it's not.
She complains that we don't have enough sex but half the time I try anything she says no.
She is constantly telling me the she feels like we'll never move in together, or that we'll never get married. but never makes an effort herself to move our lives in that direction and bitches at me even though I actually am.
I love the crap out of her, don't get me wrong.
she's beautiful
she's funny
she's smart
we get along pretty well but for I'm tired of all the crazy.

I think most of my doubt is being exacerbated by the fact that this other girl showed back up in my life. Shes pretty cool too, an old flame from back in highschool. We never got together and whenever either of us is single we almost immediately try to hit each other up. But the other one is always with someone they don't want to cheat on so it never pans out.
I dunno, its an annoying situation. I've been with my girlfriend for almost 4 years now, and I really do love her, but then this old flame who has been my kryptonite for the last decade. It's really messing me up.

a girl who's 17 on the first date and turns 18 on the second date

>>686883604
yeah, that's the one

>>686879787
BA in what?

>>686883604
>doesn't remember WHEN I WAS cancer

>>686884108
in kicking your ass fuckboi

>>686880191
what can i say i'm shitty. I have incredibly low self worth to the point of hatred, and a severe problem trusting other people.

>>686884174
ah, those were the days

>>686884108

Elementary Education

>>686883255

This nigger gets it

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>>686871866
Fuck that, I can get a girlfriend with most of the common traits being asked for: reasonably smart, attractive, compatible interests, and chill. Not hard to do if you work on yourself a little (all it takes to get a girl like that is to be those things yourself).

No, what I want (and what my GF also wants) is a pair of hench-girls who can take care of various household tasks, and act as a sexual surrogate when one of us isn't feeling up to it. Ideally they'd be like Wednesday Addams with a subservient streak.

>>686871866
One that doesn't lie and fucking cheat

>>686881562
I'm a loser not a degenerate. Besides dogs are really the only true companion you can ever have. they wont fucking hurt you

>>686883159
Screams from outside them are soothing to these people.
>(Sorry no proof)

>>686871866
[spoiler]a loli counts?[/spoiler]

>>686883159
Same answer tho. I think if you enjoy listening to screaming you're more likely to be crazy than someone who doesn't. Mayhem were cutting each other's heads off and shit

>>686884852
wtf why didnt it hide the text

>>686885169
cuz u did it wrong newfriend

>>686884658
>won't hurt you

Fuck that. I was deathly afraid of dogs when I was a kid. Can't tell you how many times I got bit when I was little. Granted it was probably from me being fidgety around them, but it all started from the first time I was bit by the neighbors dog trying to pet the fuckface. The shit got hit by a car a week or 2 later. Wish I had pissed on its corpse.

>>686871866
Someone opened, that can contribute to a conversation but also who is comfortable with silence.
Someone who sees sex as a fun game, and not just something she has to do with her own set of rules and shit.
And she should be sweet to me and loyal. That's probably the most important part.

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>>686871866
Asian's non-slutty and classy femininity alongside their family focused mindset in a white western girl.

I'm pretty much asking for the impossible as western girls are a bunch of disgusting feminazi sluts.

>>686883910
No, I'm a girl too. Shorter than her and weigh less. She usually outsmarts me as well. Super intelligent, that's part of why she's such a good Domme. I mean I don't think I'm dumb, but she's a psychology major and she knows really how to predict anything I'm doing and how to train anything into me

>>686883072
You should call her. To see how she's doing, you never know, she could miss you too.

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I want my mom to be my gf ;-;

>>686885408
a year and a half of lurking for nothing, fuck

>>686885998
ahhhhh that's really hot. now post tits or get the fuck out

>>686871866
With Dick

>>686885998
what this bitch said >>686886364

>>686886231
me too

>>686885619
Thats what i like about dogs and animals in general, their honest. Honest in the sense they dont have the capacity to lie. steve irwin said crocodiles are easy. they try to kill and eat you. people are harder. sometimes they pretend to be your friend first

>>686886364
Sorry, not today. Maybe another thread someday. Just kind of came here to vent

>inb4 rules

I know, don't care

needs: one that loves me

prefer:
short
fit or petite
short/medium length black or dark brown hair
white (almost pale) skin color
green or blue eyes
maybe freckles
happy
motivated
doesn't need me, but lives a better life with me

>>686871866
basically this >>686872419

HOWEVER, i'm kinda not at the point in my self where i'm as independent as i want to be. like i'm still very unreliable and don't have my life sorted, yet, so i don't think it makes sense to share that shit with another human, needy or not needy.

>>686886771
k get out now

One that cheats on me..I have one now, but I need to convince her to cuck me.

>>686874663
congrats

>>686885998
Does she care if she actually hurts you/has she ever shown it?

One that cheats on me..I have one now, but I need to convince her to cuck me...

A beautiful, femdom loving girlfriend, and how amazingly i just found one!

>>686887175
Me
>>686885998
Also, that's hot af desu~!
(But seriously, tho)

>>686887175
oh I'm sure you're *really* interested in anything about this girl other than her tits

>>686883072
She sounds great, too bad that her mother pushed her in the wrong way.

>>686883072
I'd give it a second chance... who knows.

>>686886828
>maybe freckles
MAYBE? ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?

FRECKLES ARE LOVE

FRECKLES ARE LIFE

gtfo you maybe son of a bitch bastard

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>>686871866
one that wont text me stupid shit when she is drunk

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>>686887348

>>686886828
Don't we all? Oh well...

>>686887918
well, are going to go cuddle her? don't leave me hanging myself

>>686887175
Only if she hurts me really bad does it bother her. She hit me a couple weeks ago in the face and it ended hitting my eye. I wasn't really able to look in either direction for a week or so because my eye was like bruised, and it gave me a constant headache. She felt a little bad over that, but in the end I had to apologize for causing her to hit me like that. Then once she actually did hit me in the kidneys and I puked for about 30 minutes, she held my hair and cried the whole time because she felt so bad over that one. One of the only times I've ever seen her cry.

She never seems to feel bad about the bruises she leaves though. People at work ask what happened to my arms and stuff all the time

>>686887091

Theres a simple way around it. A 44 caliber "cuck" pill that you inject directly into your skull. It takes action using your body's natural state of being dead inside and expands that state to the rest of you.

>>686883956
Seems like a lot of girls tbh. Influenced by the norm, she probably looks at sex in tv shows and thinks "why can't it be like that?" and blames you for it.
Move in together, getting married, all the things that normies do like that's supposed to be the ultimate form of happiness...the worst thing is she says already that she FEELS it won't happen. Like she just tells you that she is already sad about the idea.
To be honest, if she can't grow up a little, this will get worse.

>>686883956
Is your current gf worth the trouble to love her? And also, regardless of what she bitches at you for, does she always love you back? That's irreplaceable.

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>>686888228
Yes, and you obviously love it. My dream girl is you but straight

>>686887559
Well I talk to anon up to that point, why stop now?

>>686888228
Dude, at this point, you either come out and love your victim status. Otherwise, you leave her.

>>686888950
the thing that drives me crazy is her complete lack of faith in me. She'll tell me she believes in me and then say shit like that, its a little demoralizing.
>>686889070
she does always love me back, I don't question her love at all. It's mine I'm starting to doubt. which makes me feel super guilty ... its weird

>>686889106
I know I love it, but I know I shouldn't and it makes me concerned for myself. It's so confusing because I'm in constant fear of her, but at the same time I feel so safe and protected in her arms because I know she won't let anything else hurt me, only she'll hurt me. I'm fine with a regular D/s relationship, but this is farther than I've ever went and I don't know if I should be doing this. She's trained me out of my hard limits sexually. I feel like i have nothing left

one with a vagina.

>>686888228
You should tell her that she is starting to hurt you emotionally and that you want to love her, but she's making it harder. Also, even after everything that happens, does she still love you as strongly as when you started out? You should ask her if she's started to hit you harder because she's tired of you or something. You need to bring the truth out. No sense in loving someone who does love you back..also if you guys figure it out, then you need to tell her when she's becoming more aggressive, you have to keep her honest too.

>>686889710
Does she explain though why she feels it won't happen? Sometimes people keep thinking about some bad thing, and that will exactly lead them there even if they don't really want to.

>>686889810
ffuuuuuuuck soooooo hooooooooott. Idk dude. The thing that bothers me is that this Domme doesn't seem to appreciate the pain she causes you, she seems to just ignore it. If you were with someone who was really into hurting you, I feel like they'd end up doing it less (because they'd be aware of exactly what they were doing), and it could be more of game? This bitch seems liable to knock you out with a brick one day because she gets mad when she stubs her toe, and it would all be for nothing.

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>>686889710
Why not ask her to have more faith in you, by moving in together, or other relationship milestone? Or if you're not sure of yourself, maybe she can feel it and that's why she's indecisive.

>>686886067
>>686887874
I cant.. not after seeing just how disgustingly "of the world" to speak in religious terms, she has gone
>>686887719
she was the single greatest woman in my life beside my own mother

>>686889710
I would go to couples counseling to see where both of you stand in your emotional support and investment.

one

>>686890963
Noice

>>686871958
fam

>>686890619
she just feels like it'll take forever, and she's an incredibly impatient person. It's a little annoying, I try to explain to her that a couple more years is pretty different from never, but it feels like she doesn't hear me
>>686891250
neither of us are in a financial position to move in together. I've brought up the lack of faith and she just responds by telling me she does have faith in me.

there is a lot of good in this relationship, if nothing else I feel like I can be 100% me around her. she doesn't really mind that I go on weird rants. but sometimes she just plain tunes me out.
I feel pretty all over the place with her these days.

>>686891380
Remember the story of the farmer and his two Suns? You shouldn't be afraid of how far she's gone if you truely care about her, you should be there for her. There is always a chance to step into the light, but why should she? She'll have no support from her family; she seems to get all the emotional support she needs from drugs. I think she might need you, but only if you're there.

Andrea?

>>686890408
I think she still loves me, she still takes me out on dates and buys me presents all the time. I fall asleep in arms every night and we talk constantly when we're apart. I don't know why it's gotten so much more abusive, but she seems to love me now more than ever. Unless I make the slightest mistake, or I'm around when something goes wrong, then I'm fucked
>>686890919
I don't know whether she appreciate it or not. Though a lot of times after she beats me, that's when she fucks me the hardest. For the most part she doesn't show any interested or appreciation for anything, I think it's to keep me from finding any weakness in her. She knows everything to bring my life to screeching halt, and I literally have nothing on her after a year of being together.

>>686891429
thats not a bad idea, but I feel like she wouldnt respond well to the suggestion lol

>>686878773
but he's a guy

>>686892547

Was a cunt worse than Anna.

>>686892807
Well if you still care about her, then you should make the effort. Unless, you're Ok, with cutting your losses and going to get the old flame. But, let me remind you: people change, I just don't want you to be the moth going toward what feels warm and familiar..

Perfect girl

>redhead
>freckles, but vute freckles
>cute booty but not to huge
>5'2-5'6
>british accent
>likes to chill and be adventurous

that's my perfect girl, /b/

>>686871866
Assertive strong and able to beat the shit out of me if she wants to

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>>686871866

a loli tsundere

>>686893404
Isla fisher in Burke and hare?

>>686871866
I don't.
Friends with benefits are the way to go.
Stop being a beta pussy.

>>686871866
some one who is also my best friend.

I dont want a fuck doll, I want someone who will give me feedback and be my equal

a colleague if you will

>>686879884
Sounds like you need a bro. Why not go gay? You're already on this board

>>686893382
no you're right /b/ro. And I know other girl has changed, the stupid part is that I didn't think we'd work out back then so I didn't pursue and now I feel like I'm just jonesing for the nostalgia she represents for me. She might be in the same boat of course. I'm basically just waiting for her to get a new bf, that usually stop our communications pretty quick.

I need to talk to my gf though, theres deff stuff that needs to be discussed. even if it's not in front of a professional.

thanks

>What kind of girlfriend do you want

One who won't let my wife find out about her.

>>686894036
YeeYee!

>>686894036
Don't marry the other bitch, you're not in love with her, you're in love with the idea of being in love with her. You're young. You think you should go the normie route. Here's the thing I'm finally engaged in my mid 30's. I had plenty of girls I could've married if I felt that they were the one. I finally found a 28 year old chick with no kids and only 2 ex's, she focused on herself and career and had to take care of her younger sibling for a while. We somehow met and it makes total sense. I am so glad I didn't marry a girl I met in my teens or 20s. You won't have a clue who you are until you are financially stable and in your 30s. I'm not saying don't fuck girls and date them, just don't commit until you're much older.

>>686892766
lol you should get her to let you tie her up as like a cute "turning the tables" thing and then beat the piss out of her and leave. that's to break up. Otherwise I bet she'd do all sorts of emotionally manipuative shit to stay with you

One that's just like me.

All of you should stop imagining your dream gf and just live your life... with this kind of attitude you will lose every decent grill around you because of stupid shit and when you finally realize that you have been picky its already too late... true love is always somewhere when you though you wont ever find it...

>>686894850
I've tried to convince her to let me Domme her for fun, but no go. She'll barely even let me take off my collar, let alone be anything but a sub

>>686894619
Im 30, which is depressing
>>686894850
I do tie her up actually, as a pretty random side note

>>686893778

This.

>>686895101

I like Disney movies too much.

>>686895183
That>>686894850, wasn't directed at you

>>686895071
that would be a boyfriend

>>686895183
Still don't marry the one who's not moving towards being a partner in your marriage and is treating it like a merit badge in the fucking boyscouts. That shit has red flags all over it. If you are that stupid to do that, please pre-nup the living fuck out of it before you commit.

>>686895101
This.

>>686895169
alright can you please post a picture of your feet I mean damn my dick is diamonds. nothing wrong with anonymously posting your feet on the internet

>>686892766
You "think" she still loves you?
Nuh-uh. Honestly, it seems like you love her but if you want to be with her you need to be able to say this without a doubt. Houses fall when built on a weak foundation. You must ask her, have courage! It doesn't matter if it makes her mad, this is something that will show you if it's worth it. Are you her love, or her convenient stress release?

>>686873238
nah you're just not trying hard enough

>>686895852
Me.
>>686892766
Ask her what she wants to live with you for. Also, see>>686891429

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>>686871958

this.

pic unrelated.

>>686871866

a 10/10 kissless virgin one, totally fallen for me.

don't want 2nd hand girls.

>>686895534
Kek

>>686875615
Take it from me mate if you love her, you will regret leaving her. Don't make the same mistake I did, sex with someone you love is a million times better than a quick fuck with a hot bitch. Also... don't underestimate how much work goes into a forming relationships, you're with her for a reason.

>>686895101
I can't, I'm really a terrible person. I am a creature of simple measure. I just want to live, I've tried to deny it before, but I've always let myself down. I cannot truely care for anyone, I'm convinced I am not as evolved.

>>686895444
This. Czeched.

>>686895852
I love her very much, really worship would be a better word though. And I think the reason I don't ask her those questions is because I don't want the bad answer. If she didn't love me anymore I would be crushed. I have a bad habit of purposefully staying ignorant to avoid heartbreak. From everything I can tell, she loves me, and I'm going to stick with that theory. I know it's stupid, but I'm so scared to be without her, there's just things I don't want to know

Thank you for talking to me about this, btw. I can't really tell anyone irl because I'm afraid they'll have some intervention for me or something

>>686895534
Ok. Then with a vagina and breasts. And hot I guess. Having been born with them.

>>686871866
One with a vagina

>>686890963
Who is she?

>>686897110
Anon, you love her, but it's a two way street. I don't know you, but I care about you and you shouldn't keep letting yourself be hurt(more than what is acceptable as it's a kink) because you are afraid of what the truth might be. But wouldn't it be better to know how she feel and cast out all doubts in your soul, than to continue on with the charade? After all, if you find that she doesn't love you, I can say with absolute certainty that no event in the universe is singular. If you loved someone once, you can love someone again. But the other thing that could happen...she says she loves you with all her being, the you could both work to figure out your issues for good. Then, you might discover a love more beautiful than the one you have now.
But it's also true that nothing will happen if you do nothing.

>>686897784
>One with a masculine vagina
Fixed.

>>686898933
Me
>>686897110
Also, you remind me of the woman in this movie:
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0436175/reviews

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>>686871866

Someone like her

>>686877299
imagine you take it and end up passing out from pain only to have your asshole never be the same again. hot.

>>686898933
That's true. And maybe I'm so scared to ask because I'm always so down on myself and I find it hard to believe that someone could love for a long period of time, let alone at all in the first place.

I've just wanted a mother like Domme since forever, and she's so perfect at it. It's not just about the sex part, it's everything. Our whole dynamic. And after all the shamefully disgusting things I've done for her, the peaceful and loving time we've spent together, and even all the abuse, there is just this bond I feel that is so deep I would do anything to avoid breaking it.

But I need to ask her the hard questions, you're right. I just don't know when or exactly what I'll say. It's gonna take me a bit to work up the courage

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Like dis.

The girl I'm into right now is perfect but I'm too much of a pussy to do anything about it. She's an exotic princess who is 18 and still a virgin. She hikes with me and we are both in STEM majors. Shes so innocent and sweet and feminine. She cares about her looks and is a conservative voting for trump. I've never come across a girl like her and she's just perfect for me. Our personalities, interests, and hobbies align so perfectly. Im in love with her.

>>686899901
Well you already have the first part. You have to tell her what's in your heart, but you've already wrote it in all your replies to me. Though, I would revise it for clarity.
As, for courage, just think about how much you love her. And how far you would go to find out if she knows the same feeling, no matter what the outcome.

>>686899415
Kek

>>686892253
Maybe she feels defeated by both of your financial status, so she doesn't blame you but she blames the situation.
However, if she keeps being focused on that, it won't help.

>>686877051
It'll be here again tomorrow, just like yesterday.

>>686901107
I'm gonna leave this thread open on my phone so I can read all my replies tomorrow. I guess that's why I came here this evening, it gives me perspective to write it all out and read it again.

Anyway, thank you so much for counseling me here. The rest is up to me, as scary as that is. You've helped me more than you can imagine.

I have to go now though, I was supposed to be in bed like an hour ago.

Good night, anon. And again, thank you for your kind words

>>686878931
I thought my /b was free from brazilians. But you have to be infesting everywhere, don't you?

>>686871866
Staying hopeful as my asperger's is thawing out a bit. Maybe I won't fuck up next time.

TL;DR
a nice ass

>>686871866
laid staring at the screen for about 15mins thinking of an answer and to be honest i couldn't find one. i guess i wont know till i find her.

>>686901851
YeeYee!

I just want a stable, healthy romantic relationship based on mutual love and respect. That's it. Is that so much to ask, universe?

A woman who looks like Audrey Hepburn and loves me. I'm a fat waste of space so it'll never happen. I have been trying to work up the courage to kill myself.

>>686902131
Have you gone out of your way to look for it?

>>686902413
Why don't you work to make yourself not a waste of space? Are you missing a limb/have a debilitating condition besides obesity?

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>>686901971
Good luck, Anon! I'm rooting for ya!

>>686902131
find a girl who you are attracted to and who reciprocates the feeling. try being friends at first, build a relationship on mutual respect. see what kind of person she is. if you two make good friends then try taking it further.

>>686876028

just say the safe word?

>>686902789
No, but it is more than just my weight. I have borderline personality disorder, I'm depressed, unemployed, no viable job experience, only have one friend, live in a boring city, and I am comfortable in my own misery. I'm just afraid of death so I can't actually pull the trigger.

>>686899693
Oh god, she so cute!!! Those eyes are piercing! Here's hoping she's as nice as her face let's on.

>>686903131
I don't mean to be the demon on your left shoulder, but tbh I was in your situation as well.

I got a job, (min wage but works) and started playing video games and doing a fuck ton of drugs and alcohol. Honestly as long as it doesn't interfere with your work it's really a fucking blast.

>>686903365
I smoked quite a bit recently with my friend and his sister and it is fun. Ive been trying to get a job but practically every place ive applied for has emailed me saying they weren't going to hire me or i havent heard from them. I applied at a local gas station on Thursday or Friday since they said they were hiring for all shifts but I havent heard anything from them yet. Ive also burned bridges with a lot of employers in my area.

>>686902636
If going out if my way means having an unstable, unhealthy relationship that was a huge waste of time then yes.

Loyal to a fault, witty and something of a tomboy. As long as shes at least 5/10.

>>686900480
Do it! Don't be a faggot and ruin this for you! If you don't ask her you'll always regret it, or years later you'll look back and wonder what could have been.
But, be smooth though. No spaghetti, plan what you'll say and say it with conviction.