fags that can't shoot for shit... no rank and straight out of fag camp. fucking POGs

>>686860684
lol all of you shot marskman haha

can't think of a good reason tbh. I'm literally wasting away my life sitting in my room all day doing nothing everyday.

>>686860684

Cause getting railed by dudes in the Gayvy is waaaaay better. Fags.

>>686860684
Lol straight of basic i see?

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Two ribbons, no DUI's on shoulders. Shitty ass marskmenship qualification badges. Yup, three brand new retarded privates acting the fool

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You faggots are just jealous. SERGEANT HERNANDEZ IN THE BUILDING.

>>686860684
I got accepted to college.

Same reason why men flocked to the recruiter stations during WW2 but not the Vietnam War. There isn't a war going on (Are policing actions considered wars?). Men don't go to the military just so the military will pay for their college. Need money for college? Go get a job like the rest of us.

look at you trying to be a tough guy. you will shoot yourself in combat because you are a POG ass cunt.

That little goatfucker on the left with the smile that looks like he has a thunderous dildo stuck in his rectum that he's been unable to retrieve for months , but just keeps sitting down out of the love of painal . But anyway this cuck over here looks like he lets all his ARMY buddies jizz on his face in a line one after the other .

>>686860684
bunch of faggots

>>686860684
You three look like the submissive little girls who wait in the back until someone else wants a turn in your ass.

>>686860684
POG POG POG POG POG POG POG

>>686860684
It was either Army or mall cop and the mall was hiring.

they think its like call of duty and there are buttons to press to fire their weapons

>>686860684
You fucking fucks can't even shoot. I shot 40/40 in boot, you motherfuckers even have it easy nowadays. No rank, no unit crests, no branch insignia. Stop talking shit when you ain't shit yet. However, congrats for making one of the best decisions of your life.

>>686860684

>>Posts pic of 3 faggot autists

>Why won't you join us?

Just watching out for my butthole OP

>>686860684
Nice marksman badges, army fags. Maybe in another life you can join the Navy and actually see cool places, and not goat fucker land.

>>686860684
>>686861436
Perfect reminders of why I left after my Iraq deployment. You have to work with uneducated millenial faggots like these chodes.

>>686860684
Because you're fucking pawns, that's why.

>>686860684
HAve a history of mental health issues. Doesn't mean I have them, but have been diagnosed. Now I can't join, it would solve many of my problems, but got fucked over through Munchhausen by proxy. (I wasn't the worst case of that at the time, there were 5 year olds in that insane asylum.)

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>>686860684
>pathetic lower life forms
>ARMYLIFE

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>>686860684

because I joined the AF and didnt get a 2 on my ASVAB

I'll join my local militia, when It's needed.

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>>686860684
Because the Army used to be badass
>USED TO BE

I was a 19D in 2001-2004.

Society hates it when you try to guilt trip people into feeling sorry for you. You shouldn't sit courtside or on the sidelines because you served your country.

Fuck off.. no rational thinking person gives a fuck about you taking selfies with your dress uniform and 2 ribbons. Get shot and and watch your friend disintegrate from an IED, then you'll be begging the VA for 100% disability. Army life is a downward spiral for most, especially when you think you can handle war, but grew up with safe spaces and stress cards.

>>686860684

I don't wanna kill brown people for our imperialist government.

The last legit war USA fought was WW2.

It's all been bullshit since then.

http://i.4cdn.org/b/1464578516317.jpg

You fucking POGS, you're not even army yet, you're still fucking AIT. shut your whore mouths until you're at your first fucking unit you fucking millenial pieces of shit.

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>>686862643
>being this edgy

I had over 1.5 GPA in high school

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>>686862136
SO FUCKING COOL

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>>686860684
MEPS told me to fuck off despite having great grades, acing ASVAB, being decently fit, and planning to life it because they deemed that my fucking complexion was a critical working and health hazard that would prevent me from doing my job.

yes, the US Army told me to fuck off because i had moderate acne.
Fuck them.

>>686860684
Infantry fags. I look forward to reading your obits. Maybe you can get a shitty section of highway named after you.

I have respect for what the soldiers THINK they are doing.

>>686862549
Pic is so accurate it hurts

>>686860684
Nobody cares about the Mexican army.

>>686863155
Mexico has an army? You must be confused, they only have cartels

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>>686860684
I was soldiering when you three stooges were still swimming around in your fathers' balls!

ASA Lives!

>>686860684
I don't see a single blue cord, go back to your gay POG orgy faggot.

>>686863051
So we should let a bunch of sand people goatfuckers kill everyone they want and bomb our buildings? Yeah, that makes sense
>faggot

>>686861436
Faggots like you are why the good soldiers are getting out, making way for beta pogs and female infantrymen....

because the marine corps was a far greater branch to join

>>686863679
Don't worry, with idiots like him and them they'll all end up dying and needing experienced ones to come back to train them. Hey, did you know that you can't call someone a faggot in the marines anymore?

>>686863448
Completely opposite direction of what I meant. Your immature answer was all I needed.
>faggot

>>686862940
topkek

>>686863825
Same with the army. The only insult you can dish out in the army nowadays is "fat", but the sjws will see an end to that I'm sure....

>>686860684
Because Air Force is master race.

>>686863448
>somehow going to war will solve this

go fucking kill yourself

>>686860684
>army
>blue uniforms
sure you're not chairforce?
>no infantry cord
the fuck are you faggots even playing at?

>>686864179
Would if I could
>>686864137
You misspelled "Chair Force"

reroll

I live in australia
I have both australian and Israeli nationality and I am in the process of moving to Israel.
I feel like I am making the right decision in going to the more serious of the two.

>>686860684
AIT at fort Lee fags

>>686863331
>security
sup blue falcon

>Not removing your name tags

Holy fucking shit private. Who's your CO?

I had career options which which weren't shit when I was 18

>>686864296
Excuse me! But it is a very intensive and physically exhausting job moving my joystick on my office chair. I risk my life every day bombing people with my drones!

rolio

>>686864296
What's your MOS? It isn't Infantry, pretty good odds of it being just as POG as the Chair Force.

>>686860684
>2 spics 1 nigger
The military is for minorities, confirmed.

I was in the army and its actually nothing special

>>686864538
do you have the PTSD?

>>686860684
lmao 18x here if I see your mexican ass I'll make sure to tell your oic to stick you down the shitter for being a typical cunt.

>>686860684
Is errbody in the army a beaner in 2016?

>>686864644
It shouldn't be. There isn't a war going on.

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>>686860684
>pathetic lower life forms
>ARMYLIFE
top kek

>>686864673

No, just the ones in
Relaxin Jackson

>>686864757
Well, 1, there is always a war going on.
and 2, im not from the states.

>>686864657
Yes! My doctor said i might have a severe case of shell shock because on of my drones hit a bird and scared me half to death, it shook the camera...all of that shaking...*stares into the abyss*.

Because I dont enjoy getting brainwashed into killing sandniggers so politicians can line their pockets.

>>686864945
Pfft, everyone knows that it isn't a war if 'Murica isn't involved in it.

>>686862549
>*knife hands internally*
someone explain?

>>686864608
I'm not in the military, I don't care to be. I might just go back to college and pay for it by going into the Marines to be a grunt, but that's about it. If you're going to sign up to blow shit up, might as well actually blow shit up and live for five minutes like a good rifleman grunt

>>686864234
The army recently decided to phase out the Class A or "dress greens" for enlisted personnel. Now all cherry fucks and NCOs have to wear the ASUs. Them lacking the fortitude to wear a blue cord is pathetic, no matter what uniform they wear. I've seen baby shit harder than those pussies. They look about as maniacal as a box of kittens.

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>Ctrl+F
>EOD
>Phrase not found

Yall need to step up your game.

Smells like bait, but here is one hell of a determining factor there gunny. I only took the ASVAB once. F2R

>>686860684
army boots, go mop something, then sit down and let the Marines do the fighting.

Reason? Don't ask don't tell was in affect

>>686865317
youre just a super pog

>>686865317
PC bullshit said that you weren't allowed to point at somebody while you yelled at them because it was too aggressive, but if you kept all of your fingers together and gestured with your entire hand (the "knife hand") then it wasn't technically pointing.

>>686860684
I'd rather die by auto erotic asphyxiation than be a fucking pawn (and possibly die) for the oligarchs

>>686865599
rah devil

>>686865229
no, not really, thats just what muricans like to think, they always think so highly of themselves.

>>686865605
and you are so flamboyant that you couldn't just not tell everyone how much of a dick munching fag you are?

>>686865652
well, I'm not in the armed forces, so yeah.

>>686865599
Calm down pup, you'll do no fighting from behind your computer screen...
>muh every marine is rifleguy

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>>686865668
Seriously?!

>>686865770
Lol tough guy

>>686865866
its just a hand in the shape of a knife. usually used in an angry manner

>>686865764
Well that's because 'Murica is the best and superior country on the planet. 'Murica IS the New Roman Empire because we are the best.

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>>686860684
If this is you, you are a slick sleeve waste of air and shouldve been nutted into your beta dad's cum sock you little fucking shit speck. your bitch ass isnt above anyone with that weak as fuck stack you have on your chest. what in the mother of god is your mos? is it mandatory to be a pimple faced faggot who just got off the titty milk before basic? all of you are ugly little gremlins who enlisted for the sole purpose of proving everyone who called you a weak jawed window licker wrong, but guess what pog? YOU ARE WRONG. I bet your obese cow of a mother is waiting with baited breath for a tri folded flag and a pair of boots.
dont fucking disappoint her

>>686865984
Actually what he said doesn't sound surprising today, especially since you can be dishonorably discharged for "homophobia" and "hatespeech" for being a bishop/chaplain in the Navy

>>686865938
Marine corps is the only REAL branch

>>686865599
>Marines
I know a couple of them. Only one isn't an actual faggot.

>>686862134
KEK

>>686860684 mexifags army is for fags all the nation knows you're paid by cartels

>>686865984
I shit you not. The military has suffered immensely from PC nonsense. You can barely even impose physical "corrective training" on people anymore. The regulation says no more than ten repetitions of a physical readiness training approved exercise. Definite bullshit. That's why if people fucked up in my career field we just straight kicked them out of the Army.

>>686860684
wtf is your mos? i can't tell if those are crossed cannons or what

>>686866192
Nobody cares.

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SPC life best life

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There is no better way of living this life than living for your self and dreams, dont ever follow orders, and create your own path, then again this is me Superior Mexican Race, not just some "dude" that does not know what to do with his god given right to live....buenas noches perras

18x just means you are at the needs of the army. it doesnt mean you are SF

those are crossed cannons

>>686866456
It's not all bad. At least for every soldier we have two PC human shields for the real soldier, right?

>>686865668
No that is bullshit. The "Knife hand is training to not point with the finger as it is considered an insult in the middle east equivalent to flipping the bird.

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>>686866178
>dishonorably discharged for "homophobia"
>>686866456
>no more than ten repetitions
Wow, just wow.

>>686866047
correct - Murika is Nova Roma - all soldiers go to Valhalla - anyone who questions gets shoahed

>>686865992
I was under the impression that the dodn't don't tell policy meant that you don't tell the army that you are gay, and they won't ask.
can you not just be discretely gay?

>>686866643
found the pog

>>686867377
dont ask dont tell is outdated practice the military accepts fags officially now but i bet you will still be shunned

>>686860684
How does it feel to know I fuck your wife/girlfriend when you're away 'fighting' for 'freedom'?
Thank you for your service, sucker.

LOL U DEPT OF NAVY

U MAD MARINEFAGS?

>>686860684
because i joined the Navy instead and actually learned a valuable skill for when i got out. ex EM2 reporting

>>686867055
Ya, those PC fucks don't see front line combat. They just sit in their office and make complains about how they aren't being treated properly because they can't pass a physical assessment and somebody called them on their shit.

>>686866146
bated breath, not baited. u ignorant illiterate

To be honest all the guys I know who joined the army either

A) were rejected from the only college they applied to/ didn't want to go to college at all

B) couldn't afford college so they went for their GI Bill

C) were just following their long line of ancestors who were in the army

Or D) were the biggest faggots ever

And we all know where OP lies in these categories

>>686867566
Gay people are definitely accepted in the military now. One of my team members was gay. Best soldier I ever had. He was smart, fit, a good shot, and knew his job well.

>>686867566

the reason >>686865605 didn't join the army was because at the time that he was of age, don't ask don't tell was in effect. my problem is that the don't ask don't tell policy is the way the US army allowed gays without openly accepting them

>>686867039
are they? i couldn't quite tell. i hope OP gets fucked up on the gun line for being a dumb ass.

>>686860684
>chilean army
not even the balls to face bolivian army nowadays
>inb4 war of the pacific
that was looong time ago

>>686867700
yeah but frontline combat gets your arms blown off... unless you are a hero sniper like bradley cooper

>>686860684
Already separated you indoctrinated shitlord. I joined because I saw the advantagea and weighed them against the disadvantages. I'm an American citizen now, I just got my bs in CS, and I have no student debt.

A Co, 4-3BSTB, 4BCT3ID. My MOS was originally 96H but a few years later it was redisgnated 35H. Army Strong became a thing during my time.

One deployment to FOB Kalsu/Iskandariyah area of Iraq from Oct 2007 til Dec 2009. Separated in May 2010. Took a two year trip. Settled down with my wife in Florid. Now I work at sonewhere in Orlando doing something.

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>>686860684
My dad did. He was in the marines during the late 70's. He's now a camp lejeune victim and has cancer. Fuck it. My state has a high demand in nurse jobs and I'm skilled in health science so that's what I'm doing right now.

>>686866047
murica has the most advanced military, compared to most european countries USA is shit tier in most things worth listing.

>>686867979
oh okay that is fine i guess so long as they dont go all gay for their comrades when there is a battle situation

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>>686867508
Try again bitch.

>>686862981
you must of had a different reason they weren't comfortable disclosing so they told you it was your skin.

>>686867991
>ct. my problem is that the don't ask don't tell policy is the way the US army allowed gays without openly accepting the
i see

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>>686868064
Bad leadership and poor tactics get your limbs blown off. During my entire time in Afghanistan only two Soldiers in my AO died. One could have been prevented with better planning, the other just had bad luck.

>>686868274
at least this guy has a CIB

>>686861436
Sergeant? You only have two ribbons. No rank on your jacket. Stand at parade rest for me you fucking private.

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>>686861436
dafuq u mean "Sergeant" your mexican ass aint even a Private yet.

>>686867966
I'm trying to get recruited for the Navy and I fall in category A. Trying to avoid college for later

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Stay in, and youll get far.

>>686868527
Cool but i bet lots of people just got bad luck with a cleverly placed IED or their chopper got shot down etc... sometimes you just cant save the people. I appreciate that is the risks but man its not the life for me. I can see if you have a certain mindset and are willing to accept a certain level of risk for a life of glory then its possible. But I dont know whether the rewards are worth it and since I am intelligent I figure I can do other things in life and be more safe, less susceptible to having my limbs blown off, etc. However, that said I respect all the army dudes who went and fought like soldiers that is some pretty badass stuff, even if i dont agree with all the reasons for wars.

>>686862549
What is she doing exactly?

Gang related tattoos

>>686860684
MY WINKY IS 2 STINKY

>>686868274
still army and still faggot
try again

>>686868862
Fucking hate balls and I never even went to one. I do have a bow tie because I was pretty much forced into buying a ticket and was considering going but backed out because I knew I'd get drunk and talk shit to the toxic command that was placed over me for screwing me over.

Army is boring, I want front line action and marksman opportunities like the Marines can offer.

>>686869023
Being a cunt? Probably anyway, it's a woman's nature

>>686868274
Fake How do you get a CIB without having been deployed?

>>686861436
your spic ass has two ribbons, quit pretending you faggot

>>686862643
>I don't want to kill brown people
Why not?

you guys are still just fucking legs. get wings and then you can call yourself a soldier(not faggity air assault- looking at you 101st). Also, don't act big. I'm almost 80% sure two of my past First Sergeants were on here most of the day. They have done shit, not you.

>>686860684
Because im not a faggot, im a marine. Thats like an ultra faggot, but better than a normal armyfag

because mexicans smell bad

>>686869214
the deployment patch is worn on the shoulders on greens

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>>686868862
I fucking knew he wasn't dead

>>686869159
sorry to hear that, i dont like pretension either

>>686869169
The Army is the largest service in the military and definitely has more infantrymen than the Marines. Also, you get to choose your own career in the Army. The Marines choose your career for you. If you want to be a Devil Dog good luck, but don't be mad when you end up as a desk clerk or supply bitch.

>>686869522
whats this?

>>686869478
Both patches are on the shoulder in greens. You obviously do not know what to look for and why I know that he has not deployed.

Well, I thank you for protecting us, but I hate you for being a douche

>>686861076
>>686860684
2MERIT LMAO

>>686869732
fuck off newfag

>>686869427
Your jump wings are shit. Two weeks of PT and jumping out of planes? Rough life. Go get yourself an EOD badge and then come talk to me.

>>686860684
I'm already on welfare

>>686869023
She's pointing the barrel of the pistol at herself.

>>686860684
Didn't you post another thread yesterday in your gay-ass gold pt belt, Hernandez? If you're at Ft. Sill and I find you...

>>686869143
Lol you must be in the DEP, or just got your EGA.... Quit hiding behind your cammies faggot.

>>686869478
greens were still being issued and worn when i went in m8. check his ribbons. i can't see them too well but I'm pretty sure theres an iraq campaign ribbon and a GWOT expeditionary ribbon

>>686862566
19d is the shit.
knew a now retired sfc 19d with 23 years and 13 in sand. dude was the coolest person ive ever met.

>>686869906
In all honesty, ill give you that. Jump wings are more too prove that you got the balls to do anything that is asked of you, but.... EOD.... That just means you don't give a fuck. But its mostly about the lifestyle of having to deal with a extra load then the regular soldier.

>>686870114
Why does the guy on the left look like he is shitting his pants?