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Should I do porn, /b/?
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How r ur quads that developed, how long have you been working out, and what are your maxes?
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>>686858983
small ass dick.
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>>686858983
nice body but get hard then we'll see... :P also how often if at all do u drink to maintain such a good body?
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>>686859128
ROFLMAO
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>>686858983
Lulz
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Not with that fucked up tan.. It's either all or none. You think this is still the 80's. Also shave that shit.. It's none are ape man now, none of this trim shit.
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Yes, the kind where you're laying like that a girl starts to kiss up your calf to your thigh before a big delicious BBC enters the frame by landing on your thigh as her lips consider and instead wrap around him. You look totally cuckable to me love
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gay porn?
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>>686858983
u mean gay porn
u look like u can bottom
orr are u a gay porn actor
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go on /fit/
they're all totally straight and can tell you a good answer
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>>686858983
Even a midget would ask is it in.
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You look like a topographical map of the fucking Andes.
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>>686859277
I'll have a drink every couple months. Not much a fan of beer, but I like Johnny Walker. Last I was drunk was at a New Year's party.
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>>686859419
>>686859483
How's the pay?
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>>686859533
lmao this
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>>686859687
Tiny penor. All you could really do is humiliation porn. Sorry bud.
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>>686859347
disagree. Trim is best. I shave designs into my pubes. Currently sporting an "M"
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>>686859687
Your toes make it look like your dick has tiny crab claws.
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No, you should try and grow that tiny clit into a cock first
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>>686859788
a couple of dollars and regret after the video hits a couple million views, and you cant remove it from the internet and u know u disrespected God
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>>686858983
Wait. Gay or straight porn? I hear gay porn stars make more money. If thats the case, and you're only in it for the money, then you should go for it.
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>>686859687
nice hard pic and thanks for the info and ya you should go into porn, You have a great body and nice clean cut cock jw do u have a full body with cock tho?
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>>686859128
Kek
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too small
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>>686858983
your belly button resembles a vagina and your pecs are weak. Start lifting and maybe we'll talk.
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>>686858983
cock too small. model instead
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>>686858983
this is a male porn star
you're just a small dick, starving gym rat.
gtfo.
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>>686858983
I can tell your flexing and find it obnoxious. Show another picture of you more relaxed, because you won't be flexing the entire time you're fucking someone, champ.

Also, your package is on the small side. I've seen smaller but they usually go after dudes with above average junk. Were you considering doing gay porn? You'd have a better shot and they make more money.
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>>686859907
Oh fucking kek
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You can stunt double for pillsbury commercials
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>>686859128
>>686858983

My Naga
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>>686860065
Solid advice.
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>>686859907

This
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>>686859868
M for manly cock lover. Faggot
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All that muscle and a disappointing dick to show for it
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>>686860282
Jerking to this right now tbh fam. I've never seen a 16 pack before..
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>>686859907
Holy kek
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>>686858983
mfw OP has a ruler and a screw driver beside his feet
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>>686859541
>wears a wig
>wont dye her eyebrows
>wont even wear purple contacts

They picked thr most stuck up cunt they could have to play her
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>>686860282
>Sidesinorbit
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>>686859192
Started training 5 years ago. Someone told me I had tiny legs and that spurred me never puss out when doing legs in the gym. I don't typically max out, but the most I have squatted is 445x1 following a set of 405x11. I prefer a midrange of volume and weight.
>>686859907
Good eye.
>>686859948
Homosexuality is an abomination before God. Agreed. But I could use some $$$.
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>>686858983
get erect and maybe we'll talk
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>>686860702
Too bad the dick doesn't match the body
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>>686860357
It stands for "my cock" fuckboi
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>>686859907
>Sides en route to Alpha Centauri
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>>686858983
I guess if you need the money you could do alright in gay porn
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You can become a youtuber and teach men how to pick up women and put them in your rape dungeon
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>>686860702
>Homosexuality is an abomination before God.
gr8 b8 m8
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>>686860282
kek
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>>686859687
Yes, do porn.
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>>686858983
What's your cycle?
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>>686860702
Only a few ways you get muscles like that. One, you're young and are athletic, two, you starv yourself to bare min for survival, eat lots of smoothies n shit, three, you work a physical job, plus workout after or before and do lots of cardio.
Last one is a myth, first two are most likely.
Don't be proud faggit, some of the 40 year old average beer belly dudes I work with probably stronger than you.
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>>686858983
You look like Lou Ferrigno's poop.
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Have that body, dick not that big. Has to be disappointing tbh
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>>686860702
Eat shit you homophobic retard bitch!
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>>686859223
insecure
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>>686861002
Do u r8 8/8?
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>>686859907
this pleases me
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>>686860702
Dude fuck porn get into fitness modelling. Those bullshit fitness products you see on tv? They photoshop the shredded guy a bit for the before pic then show footage of you using the products.
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>>686861190
>steroids
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Straight porn doesn't pay men all that much and doesn't really benefit you unless you want to have sex with skanks. Also, you'll have to start at the bottom, working your ranks, so you'll fuck a couple real nasties.
>this is why we need meninism

Gay porn, however, pays good bucks as long as you're willing to stick your meat thermometer in someone's pooper. You'd probably do well in gay porn as a masc top, but chances are you'll have to suck cock.
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>>686861078
> Hodor?
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>>686860702
>still flexing
I'm serious. Stop flexing so we can see what you'd look like while you're fucking somebody. You're not going to be fucking flexing out while fucking somebody, so stop.
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>>686861190
Turn 22 in three weeks. My strength is pretty shit considering how much time I have sank into training.
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>>686861480
roids he'd be more jacked, he's just cut. probably eats 12 crispy cream donuts, and a large pizza while crying once a week.
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You look like a cadaver
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>>686858983
No ur dick's too small. Fitness modelling though, yes, you're in superb shape.
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sorry your dick is too small.
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>>686860702
>manlet
You can't be a pornstar if youre not tall enough to give a girl doggy standing up. I can tell you're an insecure bitch just leave before your feelings get hurt
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>>686860953
great moves man proud of u
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>>686861715
sink that time into a career. you won't regret it, but you will regret time wasted time at the gym twice a day 5 days a week when you're 26 wondering wtf you did with all your time.
establish while you're body is young and can be abused with stress. then mellow out and join a gym.
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ITT insecure anons criticize a juiced up guy's torso to feel better
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>>686861926
I'll be good. Sticks and stones, you know?
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>>686861926
Not true. Many porn stars are short as fuck, short guys can get in better shape easier, and being short, their dicks look bigger.
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>>686858983
Dick too small for porn
https://youtu.be/-ytqQIE14fQ
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She has a big clit
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>>686858983
You should do calves first.
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>>686861745
When OP is really someone working at a hospital and just took a picture of someone's dead body
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>>686861480
>>686861172
Not on gear. Might start GHRP soon. Won't be able to claim natty anymore, though.
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>>686859128
Where is this from? I saw an evolutionary chart of humans and this was the final stage for South Koreans.
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>>686858983
you are chiseled, but your dick is way tiny
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>>686858983
Yes. Like this.
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>>686863016

Starcraft
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>>686858983
>>686859687
Your dick makes me less insecure about mine. It's about your soft size soft, but mine's bigger hard. Thanks for the ego boost my man.
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>>686863016
>this was the final stage for South Korean
it is, duh
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>>686858983

You look like a washboard grew legs.
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>>686863790
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>>686863790
fucking brutal
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>>686859687
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>>686858983
OP, I am an amateur porn director. Do you want to do porn with a trap?
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>>686864547
What's her name?
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>>686860218
>>686861656
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>>686865472
how big is your dick precisely?
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>>686865837
6.9" length. 5" circumference.
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>>686865837
If I had to estimate based on that pic, I would say 4-5 soft and 6.5-7.5 hard
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>>686866399
Dubs get
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/b/ only program to offer expertise in both fitness and cock forensics
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>>686866578
>offbyone.png
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>>686863052
His dick doesn't look small, just flaccid. Probably average sized when erect. Which is still kinda small, but it's average nonetheless.
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>>686858983
ayyy lmao you gotta small dick yo
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>>686865472
mirin brah. how did you form your discipline? how do you not drink every night.
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>>686858983
Gay porn, maybe.
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>>686858983
why would you do this to yourself
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>>686866363
Thats a damn lie lmao
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>>686867131
I enjoy training and I have a free gym membership. Going consistently is easy for me to do. Regarding diet, "If it tastes good, spit it out," is a phrase I constantly remind myself of. I've gotten used to unseasoned foods to the point that I think plain oats mixed with water is tasty.

Mother was an alcoholic. She used it as a coping mechanism to deal with her brother and father's deaths and her behavior ended up ruining our family. I was against drinking for years because of that, but I've recently eased up a little bit.
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>>686858983

Gay porn
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Grill here. Where do I find guys like you to fuck me? in b4 gym

Since you're considering gay for pay (seriously don't, 99% of them have HIV or want it), would you fuck a girl with a feminine penis? You look like you'd fit in those vids better.
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>>686869705

Jesus, is that you pregnant in the photo?

Really classy lady.
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>>686858983
You have a small weewee but god damn is your body wrecked you look like Guts or some shit
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>>686869705
>(seriously don't, 99% of them have HIV or want it)
Oh look, a woman lying to get what she wants, how surprising.
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>>686869900
No, dumbass.
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>>686861622
HOLD THE DOOR
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>>686859128
kek
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>>686858983
What drugs do/did you take to look like that?
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>>686862683
Bro if you can hit that natty just stay natty...
Gear actually takes some involvement, there are risks, etc. You look great without it.
Any info on your diet? I'm stuck around 13% bf trying to get it a bit lower but having trouble
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>>686870131
lol so fat
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>>686858983

Your quads are coming along okay, but you need to start working your calves more. Try to get them up to at least 23"
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>>686870086
http://www.queerty.com/porn-star-owen-hawk-on-condom-free-sex-hiv-and-gay-vs-straight-films-20131221
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>>686861002
it is you faggot
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>>686869705
How did that whale get far enough inland to flop around on your bed anon?
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>>686870131
That sounds like a "Yes, and I regret posting my picture so I'll take it out on you," response.
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Fuck no. With two spines on your front you should be in a carnival
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>>686870086
yes they do you faggot
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Have you ever ran a cycle before, I ran some test and tren about a year ago
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>>686865472
Nice tits.
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>>686865472
take a video of yourself jacking off and cumming then put it on pornhub. then we'll tell you what you should do.
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>>686858983
>baby dick

enjoy your gay porn and bottoming
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>>686859347
Numale!
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>>686870966
I think you need to go to the doctor
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>>686870736
Food scale helps with portioning meals. When prepping for a show, I would usually do 5 oz. of a protein source (usually chicken breast because it's leaner than beef and cheaper per lb. than fish) and 5 oz. of a carb source (quinoa, brown rice, yams, oats) and 3 oz. of fibrous vegetables (broccoli, kale, and asparagus).

There are some caveats: extra carbs with pre-workout meal so that you have sufficient energy to go hard while you train and no carbs with your final meal before bed (this is due to the recipricoal effects of insulin and growth hormone, I can explain more later, if needed).
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>>686873094

Why should I go to a doctor? I am in perfect health and work out four hours per day, seven days a week, and I run several miles twice a week.
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include me in the screenshot
also OP centipedes cant do porn
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>>686872110
I haven't. I'm no longer competing, so I've been considering it recently. Still have some apprehensions.
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>>686858983
Not with that small cock. You'd never get hired. Camera has to be able to see your dick man
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>>686858983
Alan?
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>>686873910
No, this is Patrick.
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>>686858983
teach me how to photo shop like you op
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>>686874010

Swayze?
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>>686873486
It looks like you might have an abnormal growth on the back part of your foreleg
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>>686874010
im like 90% sure this is Alan, gonna post it in the group chat and see. ty paddy
>>686858983
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>>686858983
do you use the bowflex by chuck norris?
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>>686874379
>back part of foreleg
kekkle
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>>686858983
i know a ladyboi who would bury his cock in your ass.
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Your dicks too fuckin small and you've got a weird tan line. I wouldn't watch any pron with you in it
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>>686869705
Are you pregnant?
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>>686859907
Fucking kek
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>>686874379

That is correct, it is called a 'muscle'. You get them from exercising. LOL
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>>686873486
You'll die of an exploded heart, and wrecked cartilage at that pace
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>>686869705
>Im a girl on the interwebz
No you're fucking not bitch quit lyin'
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Make your own porn site

6packsbutdicklacksdotcom
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>>686874838
Oh boy from this view it is even worse than I thought. Have you been to a checkup lately?
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>>686875003

Been doing it for over 20 years, no ill health so far.
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>>686874838
have you ever tried sucking your own dick?
you probably cant.
but your trying real hard right now.
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>>686875235

No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night. Have you and your boyfriend ever stayed at one? Just curious.
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>>686874838
keep you exercise anon. it won't fix your real problem.
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This lowkey makes me not want to get big because my dick is like 5.5 hard and i'm skinny so it doesn't really look small but if I work out and get huge it's going to make it look like I have a small cock like you fam
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>>686875604
>have you ever tried sucking your own dick?

Why would I do that?...that's why I call your mom.
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>>686875622
No, we have a split membership for Marriott chains. Where do you and your boy toy like to stay? :)
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>>686863016
The almighty hydralisk
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>>686860702
You shouldn't have skipped the dick workouts.
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>>686875812
yawn
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>>686875812
KEK
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>>686874436
results? what did allan say
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>>686858983
Raiden?
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>>686875812

>lol
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>>686858983
Unless it is some fucked up fetish based porn, most male porn stars must be 8''.
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>>686862034
this is absolute shit advice. when your body is young your hormones are best geared for muscle growth, not to mention one of the whole points to getting jacked is for girls, which you won't be getting many of at 40. when you're middle aged you can stress yourself out, when you're young you should enjoy your youth
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>>686875812
damn that nigga walked right into that one
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>>686858983
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Happy Memorial Day!
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>>686877479
Yay! You too anon :)) partyyy
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>>686869705
Guys like me wouldn't fuck you. I'm a Southern Baptist. Fornicators will be purged.
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>>686862102
Kek. I was thinking the same thing.
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yeah you need to fix that fag tan and be reborn without a baby dick.

but yeah, if you want to do porn go for it. you'll have to start out with some gay shit though and you'll probably get some std's along the way and get a bent dick.. but yeah, go for it.
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>>686877479
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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OP we have the same dick
6' 150, and skinnyfat here
Makes me not want to get muscles because yours looks disproportionately small
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>>686860702
pls fuck me
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>>686879054
It's cold in here.
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>>686874838
femanon here. can you post a couple more so i can play with myself? thats hot
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>>686859128
Kek
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>>686874838
>>686879813
samefag, no one wants to see your weirdly fat calf and gross feet you fegt.
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>>686879813
Yeah, can you spread your ass cheeks apart so we can see your ass hole please? I'd really like to finger my pussy hard to your tight hole
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>>686881323
This is getting weird. Repent.
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>>686873383
I don't want to ask you to explain too much, especially since I've been slow on responding so I don't know if you'll be around.
If you have any suggested sources though I'd be open to reading them
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>>686881551

Indeed it is. This thread became overrun by a bunch of beta homos who got jealous of a few guys who work out. Weird shit.
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>>686881154

I may be wrong, but I think that guy has already left the thread. He probably has a real life, just saying.
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KEK LOOK AT THIS FUCKING CHINK TRYING TO GET BIG TO HIDE HIS SMALL COCK .. YOURE A FAGGOT DUDE, AND WOMEN KNOW YOURE COMPENSATING FOR YOUR SMALL COCK AHAHAHAHAA
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>>686868723
measuring from the asshole
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>>686882338

Yeah, show the OP how fucking stupid he looks by posting pics of your huge muscles. We are all waiting.
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>>686871618
so underrated it hurts
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Seriously you need a jack off video for us to watch
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>>686881600
T-nation publishes great articles on just about all things fitness related. I recommend checking them out. It's been so long that I don't remember where I got my initial dieting advice from.

If cutting down is your priority, read up on glycemic indexes for food and incorporate HIIT in your training routine. I'll typically do cardio one day a week and it consists of 5-6 intervals of maximum effort sprints. Sprint to failure, rest two minutes, repeat. Cardio is mainly done as a calorie-dump, but exceeding VT2 will improve your aerobic capacity.
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>>686858983
>>686870966

some serious leg work on you guys. how long does it take to get them that big?
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>>686858983
>pectus
are you me?
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>>686883103
Only you are you.
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>>686858983
>>686859687
>>686860702
first of all, how tall are you
2nd, how is your dick so small
3rd, how the fuck did u get ur abs like that
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>>686883285
Or me.
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>>686882605
nigger do you even read?
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What the hell was this thread
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>>686874838
why are you so insecure can't you find bitches to fuck on tinder?
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>>686883339
1.)5'9" (175cm)
2.)I was in the pool.
3.)Hanging leg raises, decline crunches, and cable crunches. 6-10 reps per set. Combine with clean diet and HIIT cardio and you'll be golden.
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>>686883829

Yes, I do. So, when are you going to post pics to show the OP how much better physically fit you are? I mean, you are going to do that, right? Especially since you called him out?
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>>686861926
Probably the most sought after male performer in the business is around 5'7".

Little jew bastard named James Deen.
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>>686874838
Looks like some serious steroid shit to me.

Also it's obvious you're way too small for the amount of muscle you have, you're basically a wide midget now
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>>686858983
yeah, maybe, i mean your belly button looks like a vagina
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>>686858983
I can see why you work out
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>>686884878
Barely see...
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>>686884406
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>>686884440
nigger im not big like that because im not trying to hide my small cock .. OP is (and im assuming you are as well) just trying to get big to compensate for having a toddler cock .. have fun PUMPING IRON DUDE YEA XD while girls laugh at you when you take your pants off
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>>686883101
I have been working out and am trying to figure that out as well. Not to be rude but these guys might be doing growth hormones. Or maybe I am wrong and they are natural. Not trying to offend anyone, just looking for answers as well.
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>>686875812
OHHHH SHIITT NIGGA ~~~!!!! LELLLLLL XDDDD OMGOMG GET THE FUCKING CAMERA SOMEONE SCREENCAP THIS KEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK
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>>686858983
Tiny dick is tiny. Also you seem like a manlet.
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>>686884406
>5'9 small dick manlet
>needs to lift weights to not feel like a total beta
>still is a total beta cuckold

kys my man
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>>686858983
Your body looks procedurally generated
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>>686884504
>around 5'7".
He's 5'10 and has other things going for him like experience
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>>686858983
Yea, do porn
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I met a guy once who told me he went to Cali and tried to get into porn, but they wanted a minimum of ten inches. I have no way of knowing if he was being honest.
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>>686859223
That's what steroids do kids
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>>686884632
>>686885075

I'm 6' 3" tall. 288lbs. And I have never taken steroids.

>>686883101

It takes many years of dedicated lifting and proper nutrition/supplements. I started off in high school, that was 20 years ago.
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>>686885219
Nah
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is this a get thread?
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>>686885427
>He's 5'10

No he isn't.
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>>686861656
i can feel the butthurt from here
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>>686885970
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>>686886138
Yes he is.
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>>686886460
Duck season. FIRE!
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>>686859223
It's flaccid...?
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How long does it take to get abs like that? I'm 5'8'' and 160 lb with decent muscle, but four years of lifting weights and running and no abs. Do i need to stick to a strict diet?
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>>686885834
This is actually a myth. Where this came from is the fact steroids can shrink your testicles, but they only do this if you straight up go from taking full cycle of steroids to completely stopping. You have to taper off them and use other supplements to help your body start creating its own hormones again and not be relying on steroids.
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>>686858983
>posting obvious bait

>all these autists taking it
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>>686886539
Fuck you I want to be Bugs
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>>686886624
What is your abs routine like? Mine didn't grow much until I started using greater resistance with lower reps. Diet is also crucial for reducing body fat and improving visibility.
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>>686887038
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>>686858983
your dick is too small, no one knows if you can cum on command, or fuck in front of 10 other people watching
>im big, should i be a mma fighter?
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>>686858983
>>686859687
>>686860702
>>686865472
>>686870966
>>686874838

Got a few questions for you.

How long have you been working out for you to achieve body?

What is your weekly routine or A/B week, etc. ?

Do you follow IIFYM?

What country are you from?
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>>686885907
Then I kind of feel sorry for you. Because it seems you have an addiction. And in the end what do you have to show for it except standing in a mirror and admiring yourself?

Those muscles are purely cosmetic
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>>686886624
Yes
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>>686887756

Not cosmetic, I used to compete in MMA. I no longer compete, but still train.
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>>686888048
Calling bullshit
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>>686886460
iafd says 5'7" wikipedia says 5'8". some random cuck on /b/ says 5'10.

sorry faggot, you're wrong.
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>>686858983

Why are you out of your containment board creature
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>>686887614
Training for 5 years.

My routine is built off of a priority scale: muscle groups that are lagging will be hit more frequently than those that are more developed. For instance, my triceps are pretty shit compared to my legs, so I may hit triceps 3-4 days a week while I may only train legs once a week or once every ten days. (I can elaborate, if needed)

I do not follow IIFYM. Its fundamentals are wrong.

United States, Mid-Atlantic region.
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>>686888232

Call it what you want, but it doesn't change the facts, kid..
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>>686858983
Op what's your routine and diet
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>>686869705
GTFO and take your feminine penis with you.
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>>686886624
You need to do weighted resistance if you want to build your abdominal cavity
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>>686859128
Ffs
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>>686887756
I would feel good and satisfied with my life if I could stand in front of a mirror and look like that. Who gives a fuck about meaning in life. Looking like a god is meaning enough.
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>>686859907
Omfg
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>>686859687
your dick is pretty normal. ignore these fags. you might do okay camming but mainstream porn is kind of like 8 inch and up territory. give it a go though. fuck would i know.
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>>686888685

So exactly does a typical week routine look like for you exactly, what exercises, etc. Do you keep an exercise diary?

What is your issue with IIFYM? Isn't it just keeping track of caloric intake and making sure you hit the right numbers?

Are you a miscer?
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>>686888326
>>686888326
They didn't measure correctly. 5'10"
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>>686888871
1 Cup of dry oats. Mix with water and drink. 5 oz. of chicken tenderloins. 3oz. of vegetables (usually a medley of kale, broccoli, and asparagus)

I can swap out oats with 5-7 oz. of quinoa, rice, or yams. Chicken is pretty much my staple protein source.
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OP why does your dick look like a cheeto?
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