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Good evening, Anonymous! Have you missed me while I was away? I'm sorry for my absence. I had a trip that I kept putting off thinking about until the day it arrived, s-so... I'm sorry.

>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>Dubs and trips, etc. (GETs) can receive a reading from the Hermetic Tarot.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name and you might get a fortune cookie as a consolation prize-- if the junior shrine maidens are available tonight. It's not a normal day so maybe not. Sorry.
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BACON PANCAKES, MAKIN' BACON PANCAAAAKES
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>>686847547
Hello. General reading for "Desmond," please.
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>>686847747
MAKIN' BACON PANCAAAAAAKES
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>>686847747
That sounds pretty good right now...
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Will it be cursed?
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>>686848152
What happened to your thread, Miss Arm-chair Psychologist?
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>>686848256
Always.

>>686848009
Do you ask for that a lot or are there just a lot of Desmonds out there? H-here... I guess I'll give you one of my personal cookies since you're the first to ask. That's all I have though! For real.

>Desmond has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Power", "7".
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Who here want's to hear me bitch about how psychotic my D&D group is?
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>>686848384
Sorry, don't know what you are talking about. I don't even own an armchair, and I am just here, making bacon pancakes for Reimu.

Protip: I generally post in the shower. So I guess I'm a shower psychologist.
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>>686848583
I would. It might be pretty entertaining, bad D&D stories usually are.

>>686848767
Oh god you're actually making them for me...
>*licks her lips*
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Apparently it was me that didn't look this time.
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>>686848767
Are you a dedicated multitasker? How effective do you feel you are at doing that?
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>>686849351
I don't like to brag, and also I'm going to sleep soon. So, no comment.
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I still feel sick but I don't know if I can sleep anymore.
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>>686849719
Go the fuck back to sleep.
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>>686847547
So...Something happened

Something not good
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who is reimu?
i've heard stories
but i thought those were just dog tales
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>>686850311
Reimu is Alice's mother; the only dog tales are Ikarous killing dogs and using their blood to masturbate
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>>686849851
I'm gonna take some more aspirin and wait a while.
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>>686850311
Reimu is Reimu, the shrine maiden of the Hakurei Shrine.
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>>686850548
no that isnt who reimu is you dumb bitch you see any donation box around here?!
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>>686850135
Oh? What's wrong, Sao?

>>686850311
Tell me what you heard, maybe I can help.

>>686849719
Mmh... well, you can hang around here with us for a while, but try to take it easy anyway.

>>686849275
I'm glad you did eventually, anyway!

>>686850465
You... didn't have to bring her up, you know...
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>>686850465
that sounds accurate
i talked to Ikarous for a while on skype and she is quite insane
i want rape a dog someday
not because it appeals to me but because it would make me a better person
Ikarous humiliated me and I hate her
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>>686850644
Reimu ate the donation box, it was all she had.
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>>686847547
-hug-
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>>686847547
*Hug*
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>>686848559
Just checking to see if you're as good as you are advertised. I've asked before, but I'm just not getting it yet. Are you using some kind of reverse psychology through these readings, Reimu? Have others been satisfied with your work more often than not to right now?
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>>686850739
AM I WRONG?! OR ARE YOU NOT THE OKA-SAN WE HAVE ALL WAITED FOR?!
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What is this crap?
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>>686850886
get the FUCK out MGD no one wants you here and you are a fucking sociopath
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>>686849112
Well to start off with everyone wanted to play an evil campaign. I decided to go neutral not knowing how evil they were going to be and go lawful evil at best. Just played as an investigator rouge.

The DM gave an objective to protect a caravan but everyone went their own way explaining how to burn down the village for the lols. I didn't want to be that guy to go against the party so I grudgingly followed.

Things happened and half my party died due to recklessness and bad luck.

Once they got the things they needed that when things got fucked up. Once they set the village on fire they started to torture the villages and crap and explained once they got more resources to capture sex slaves. Everybody but me and 2 others out of the 8 from the original party survived and the one guy won't be coming back due to work or something.

I think the DM tested me a few times to see if I was as fucked up as they were.

I really want to play D&D again as for once I don't have to be DM but my team is just so... stupidly evil. If you want to kill everything play skyrim or something. Going to go again one more time and if it keeps up I'm just going to leave.
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>>686850739
It's slow this time.
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>>686850311
This is how I met Reimu, she's pretty cool and gives fortunes

>I was only nine years old
>I loved Reimu so much, I owned all the R34 and merchandise
>I pray to Reimu every night, thanking her for the life I have been given
>"Reimu is love", I say, "Reimu is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Reimu
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to my room
>I am crying now, because my face hurts
>I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I fell something touch me
>It's Reimu
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear, "This is my shrine"
>He grabs me with her delicate maiden hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for Reimu
>She penetrates my butthole
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Reimu
>I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Reimu
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with her love
>My dad walks in
>Reimu looks him deep in the eyes and says, "Anon has good luck this year, Lucky Keywords: "Devotion", "69""
>Reimu leaves through my window
Reimu is love, Reimu is life.
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>>686850739
everything i know about you was told to me in the skype chats with Ikarous
apparently you are alice1 or something and i forget the rest but im re-reading the skype logs now so let me see who you are
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>>686850975
Blood-chan w-wanted me here :3
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Hello, Reimu. Have you been having a good time?
Has everyone been having a good time?
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>>686851045
i stopped at
> i was only 9 years old
lol
the people in reimu's threads are way less cancerous than alice's threads
she should have these more often
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>>686851085
are you her slave or something?
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>>686851232
Until now.
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>>686851293
W-well something like that ^^
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>>686850739
So, I was browsing facebook, and my Ex posted a new profile picture. I didn't hesitate to hit "Like" just out of habit. It wasn't 10 minutes later, I got a FB message with an apology and asking what Time I'm going to be at the convention this weekend, and if I want to hang out when I'm there


I haven't answered yet, I'm not sure I'm going to, but I've been looking forward to this con for a long time and I hope she doesn't ruin it
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>>686851232
hey blue guy
its the gay ass nigger who kept getting trips
the whole squad is here
i've reverted to heterosexuality so you can put some pants on and stop trying to tempt me
unless you are a dog or female im not biting, u sly dog
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>>686850902
I may or may not be, but it's not really a good idea to talk about people here.

I'd actually rather if nobody talked bad about anyone here... but I know that's too much to ask.

>>686850754
-pat pat-

>>686850886
-hugs awkwardly... pat pat-
Ah.. um.. I don't think we've met before, but it's nice to see you too.
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>>686851276
I never seen an Alice thread here.

>>686851232
aside from me telling a fucked up D&D game I had a while ago good I guess.
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A fucked up presence
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>>686851444
nice trips
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>>686851490
I was just c-copying Blood-chan, honestly, sorry :3 Nice t-to meet you, I'm MGD~!
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>>686851490
ow
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Alright, stop please. If you have any respect for me at all, just shut up with the pointless shit flinging and try to play nice while you're here...

I can't help who shows up but I wish dearly that you would keep it civil.
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>>686851276
>the people in reimu's threads are way less cancerous than alice's threads
God, I fucking agree, and I'm not saying that to insult either one of them, it's just that there is less of the 'kill yourself' meme screams.
>>686851380
Yes, spilling your ice cream is very unfortunate. I assume that's what you're talking about, because who wouldn't be happy to see me?
I can recreate it for you, if you'd like.
>>686851444
Checked, I'll get some clothes on for those trips.
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>catch up with someone I haven't seen in years
>thread dies
Ah well...
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>>686851085
>listening to Ikarous
I can honestly say I never thought you'd be stupider but well you sank to a new low. Sociopaths listening to sociopaths, I guess birds of a feather DO flock together.
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This is all directly from Ikarous but heres what she said about you, Reimu
>You are a trap.
i guess meaning you have a penis but look like a girl
>you post in advice threads now and are a really nice person (according to Ikarous)
> you do future tellings or something
can you corroborate this info Reimu or is Ikarous lying?
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>>686851778
Sorry what is going on if you don't mind me asking?
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>>686851789
Here we go...
>>686851778
Yeah, that makes sense. I have an image that sums it all up, one second...
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>>686851839
Why wouldn't I listen t-to my Master, silly~
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>>686851898
ikarous is mostly lying about alice being an asshole
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>>686851958
Here, the ultimate reaction image to treat hostility.
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>>686852022
Looks like their is closer personal ties here then I thought.
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>>686851778
MGD's okay, it's just a running thread meme lol

>>686851959
-stare-

>>686852022
She is kinda an a-hole
....
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>>686852022
i know
she ranted on and on about how alice was some serial liar
it was rather pathetic
she also humiliated me quite a bit when i opened up to her in our conversations so i hate her now
>she also said alice extorted her for nudes or something and that shes bi
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>>686851778
Civility is difficult to manage here lately it seems
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>>686851959
because they are sociopaths and kill dogs for sexual gratification
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>>686851898

I was surprised that alice still enduring her pain from the internet.
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>>686852196
yeah im pretty sure you are the asshole not her
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>>686852078
Heres a picture that may cheer you up. Remind you of someone?
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>>686852078
How about we all talk about something fun we've been planning on doing?
Maybe just things we've wanted to do, we could talk about those? We might find something in common between posters!
Me, I've been wanting to watch the movie Full Metal Jacket.
>>686852219
I knew a guy who killed some dogs.
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>>686852196
Nyoro~n
>>686852219
Everybody has a c-couple of quirks ^^
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>>686851789
I can think of a few.
>>686851829
Well they said they're doing okay so that's something I guess
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>>686851701
Hey.
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Check my trips
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>>686852338
Sociopathy and killing dogs is not a quirk. its insane.
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>>686851953
>>686851898
Wanna talk about it elsewhere? Got Steam? I'm not contributing any more to it than I absolutely must.

>>686852217
I know, right? But it's not like telling people the same dumb insults over and over again is gonna accomplish anything... except pissing me off a little and dirtying up my shrine.

Bell's not even here to sweep it up yet.
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>>686852464
wat are we crying about brother bear?
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>>686852202
That's not even me you cuck

>>686852219
What are you on about?

>>686852276
I'm nice and accepting to everyone

>>686852338
nyaah~
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>>686852373
I figured this was my best chance at not letting my pre-written response go to waste
Although tonight already seems like a little heavier than what I would expect in this type of thread

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I've lurked occasionally. I don't have nearly the amount of Laura images available to keep up if I were to post in one.
So are you still doing Judo? Alas, work has kept me from practicing since I moved away.
Apologies for not maintaining contact either, I know I somewhat vanished without a trace. There was a transitionary period where I had to dedicate all the free time I had to making new choices happen...annndd 5 months without internet. That was a rough stint.
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>>686852560
B-but aren't these threads for people with problems, there's no reason f-for normal people to come here :x
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>>686852630
hahahhaahaha nice and accepting hahahah
yeah to everything but strays
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>>686852293
Heh, saved.
>>686852371
>I can think of a few.
And I can think of a few people who are a modest shade of blue and can turn air into ice cream, or have a calming gloe and can clean up ice cream with their mind.
Oh, wait, I can actually only think of one.
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Finally...

Felt like forever

Hey everyone

-Sweet Roll
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>>686852565
let me try to login to steam and see if i remember my password
if not ill probably drop skype then delete the post once u add me but sure im up for talking
also, only one of these posts
>>686851898
>>686851953
is me
and its this one
>>686851898
checking steam right now
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>>686852670
No this is a reimu thread not an alice thread
learn the difference
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>>686852732
*glow
The tachyons made me misspell it.
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Need reading badly
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>>686852851
Re
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I hate all the bickering in these threads over the past few weeks.

I'm kind of a newcomer though, so I don't know if it's been going on longer than that really
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>>686852894
Rereget
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>>686852661
I haven't done judo in... years, really. I moved and it just wasn't viable to keep it up.
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>>686852879
Feeling OK, Anon?
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>>686852815
Well it w-was linked from the Alice thread, so n-naturally people will follow >.<
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>>686852630
i feel like there are more than one of you
either way, people seem to think that this sounds alot like you
not sure if you're lying or an imposter or if this ones an imposter
hard to tell
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>>686852940
Please get
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>>686852969
Fuck
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>>686853025
I'll roll for you, Anon.
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>>686852692
im glad i could make you laugh this evening <3

>>686852966
im an imposter :p
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>>686853111
I love you
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>>686852565
Sure I guess. Name is Blue Candle and my avatar looks like this.

Wall paper guy.
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>>686852936
My shrine was only open a couple months before you got here, Sao. But whatever you'd call this has been going on for much longer than that. It has very little relevance here.

I'm sorry if I missed it-- what was the bad thing that happened to you?

>>686852962
Ugh why, even Alice left that thing for a reason.
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>>686853174
You're welcome, Anon.
Didn't think I'd get it with internet connection so crappy I couldn't attach my image.
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>>686852630
jeez i made this account when i was like 13 but my username is supergamer1235
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>>686850901
Reimu/OP, please answer this.
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>>686853227
Matter of time. Wonder what will become of my favorite board /x/? more shitposting then usual by edgy teens and creepypastas
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>>686853342
oops wrong post number i meant to direct that to>>686852565
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>>686853332
I d-don't know, it was posted anonymously, that's how I found m-my way here ^^
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>they sharing their steam usenames
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>>686853332
Oh, Ok, I've been on /b/ since 2010, but I never remembered seeing these threads and thats probably why, I just always assumed I'd missed them or ignored them

also here
>>686851395
>>686851045

Also, >>686853227
> Le summerfag meme
> pic related


~Saori
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>>686847547
I missed you Raymoo
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MGD and Reimu seem cute together <3

Goodnight thread people
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Still don't see the point of this thread
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>>686853338
<3

For a reading could I please know what changes will come in the near future? My only close "friend" has really let me down recently and all my progress towards being happy is gone and I'm more depressed and insane than ever. Thanks again for the roll and also thanks in advance for the reading.

Cashing this >>686853111
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>>686852942
At least you stopped at a higher caliber than I did. I will likely be stuck at orange for a long time to come, but at least I have a medal to remind me what having an alright shoulder felt like.

Are you out on your own now? It's interesting hearing where people have gone in the last 3 years. I should probably find a medium to better catch up with people, the threads are sometimes hard to sync my schedule to
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>>686853550
eh they increased security a bit a least. Got no money on steam and nothing valuable on tf2.

Plus this thread wont last more then 3 hours
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>>686850901
Uhhh... I don't know. When I do a reading, I just relay the message I get from it without manipulating the results. If it comes true, great, maybe, if it was good. If it doesn't, well...

>*shrugs*

You can either believe in tarot or you can see it as a form of entertainment. I advise everyone to take what I say with a grain of salt just in case. But they do seem to like it, either way.

>>686851276
Please don't say things like that. I don't appreciate looking down on others, even if it's supposed to be praise for me or something.

>>686851395
Hmm... that really sucks. I'm sorry. I don't know if you should meet her or not, maybe try to avoid it if you can. Go in a mask or something...
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>>686853830
*kisses your cheek from behind* D-do you still have those amazing abs and arm muscles, Doc?
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>>686853830
I'm still at university in Scotland, it's... interesting, at least. I miss judo, I really do, but I don't really have the opportunity to do it again at the moment. I mean, if you want a better way of catching up with people then you could try Alice's chat? Or Skype tends to work.
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What is steam anyway?
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Richard!

I would like to know if there's any hope or major obstacles to be coming to my relationship; she might change schools next month, so we won't be seeing each other as often.
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>>686854223
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/steam
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>>686853965
i tried to word it so you wouldn't read it that way but please understand i am only refering to the people in these threads
alice's threads are filled with people telling her she doesn't know shit for studying psychology in college but here the people seem funny and chill. i really like alice's threads and alice
but the people in them can get annoying
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>>686854309
>alice's threads are filled with people telling her she doesn't know shit for studying psychology
This is something I was going to say, actually. I think it's best if we don't mention it, though, because that's likely to spark more shit.
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>>686853965
OK, I suppose. As long as you're needlesdly harming anyone and as long as you enjoy putting your gift into practice, keep with it. What led you to do tarot readings? Are you carrying on a tradition started by someone close to you?
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>>686853965
Well to be honest, the hardest part is not responding, not cracking and screaming "Take me back" I'm trying my best right now, but I still have feelings for her. It's not like we can just be friends either, because I'm never going to be over her in a more romantic way as much as I don't want to.

I'll be in cosplay all day, and I'm dressing as pic related, but I'm a huge guy (6'5") and the outfit is kind of hard to blend in with, especially because she knows what it looks like, and it's not a popular costume choice due to the complexity

Also, as far as my Online dating, I sent a Total of 5 emails. One read it and hid her profile, one didn't read and hid her profile, the other three have yet to even come online in the past week or so. I think I may need to lower my standards a bit though, every girl I sent an email to was at least a solid 8/10, and I'm maybe a 4/10 at best

~ Saori
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>>686853997
That's uh...return payment for the furry bra comment I gather.
Well, I was about 170 lbs during the threads 2 years ago and during my rehab. Since then I've acquired a personal training degree after studying kinesiology for 9 months and I'm around 210 now
Tha abs could be a little better, but I'm reasonably content with the size of everything else--

>>686854207
I have vested interests in trying both. Maybe creating a burner email for those I was closer to, in order to get a hold of them through skype- then try Alice's chat when I'm too occupied to meet the timing of the threads.
What was it you were studying again? 2 years doesn't hold well on the memory
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yay! animefagotry circlejerk thread!
ARMPITS
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>>686854309
Oh... well, I agree with you there. Unfortunately Alice has been doing this for a lot longer than I have. And she's made some enemies along the way. She also does something that's a lot more controversial than what I do, and helps more people than I possibly can with fortune-telling.

I wish, for her sake, that wasn't the way things are. I think she does a great job of pushing on despite all the backlash she gets.
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>>686854710
>>686854717
HEH
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>>686847547
Who the fuck are you?
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>>686854686
I'm studying how to make games. Do you not still have the email you used years ago? Mine is still active.
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>>686854844
The Hero this board deserves
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>>686847547

General for Anthony please
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>>686854717
So alices specialty is psychology? I can see why people will get upset at that.

I never seen her threads before as I have mentioned but would like to be in one someday. You two know each other well?
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>>686854939
This bored is /b/ not /hero/.
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>>686854686
*winks* You know I l-love to push your boundaries. After all, aren't I the captain?
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>>686855016
Well if it was /hero/ then it wouldn't need one now, would it?
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>>686855012
I'm...I'm right here...you could just ask me.
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>>686854717
yes alice has personally helped me through alot just by giving me someone to talk to when im alone and depressed
for that, i will always support her
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>>686854557
Honestly, that's what I was doing when I started coming here. I didn't do fortune-telling at all at first, but I wanted to find some way to entertain people while they were hanging out with me. I started doing this sort of copying Alice, both the one you see around and a much older one than either of us.

But it was also because at the time, I needed people to talk to. Sympathetic ears. And I try to offer that to people too. But the fortune-telling started at New Years. I started with omikuji (fortune cookies, as I call 'em) and branched into tarot because I wanted to do more. I'm still very new at tarot, just a couple of months in.

>>686854627
Heh... I still remember your post about what your standards were... it might not hurt to uhh... consider the girl's personality more and not be hung up on her looks.

It's a good idea to avoid the ex, though.
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>>686855107
/b/ is mean't to be total chaos.
So aka no heroes needed or else you're just a villein thinking you are a hero.
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>>686853829
Bump. Please.
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>>686854557
As long as you're *not...
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>>686855170
Oh hello, pleased to meet you. Saw Alice but didn't know if you were the Alice.

So how often do you make your own thread anyway? I never see it posted.

I want to test your skills to see what you dobut I don't know where to begin.
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>>686855407
*laughs softly* Spoken like someone who wasn't there in 2004. /b/ was never meant to be chaos; anonymous started out as a joke that got too big.

And Anonymous has always been a l-love machine <4

>>686855526
Every day, twice a day. 8AM and 8PM EST.
Except when I'm sick, and weekends are more fluid.
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>>686855407
I think that's a very childish way to look at it. Chaos is the one place that needs heroes, and a place where it'd arrive.
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>>686855340
Well, I mean they aren't THAT ridiculous, and I'm an open minded person, but some things I just don't find attractive

And I look at personality a lot honestly, I've rejected profiles of some stunners because I knew we wouldn't get along
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>no reimu feet

Disappointed.
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>>686855026
That...was a terrible picture to include in the subject of pushing boundaries
It's been a while, I'm starting to both wonder and worry just what was shown two years ago now
I was drunk during a lot of those threads..---
I think the furry bra was my only ammunition to use in retaliation. I feel un-armed now

>>686854896
It was on the tip of my tongue, I swear
But yes I still have it. Might take a little bit of digging up, but it's definitely there. Send me an email, maybe? I could reply with my current skype, though maybe it hasn't even changed since then?
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>>686855620
>>686855635
You got to be kidding me when you call a board /random/ that means that chaos will happen no matter what, even if it was made for a joke.
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http://op4jvhn65pjv3slt.onion/
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>>686855834
Who needs feet when there's pits?
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>>686855839
*winks* In the arena of logic and sexy pictures, I always hold all the cards.

>>686855895
The boards name is "/b/" not "random". You need to look on 2ch to understand better.
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>>686855469
Sorry! I'll get it right up! Things are kind of a mess right now, so I'm really sorry.

Coming up next post.
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>>686855968
Thank you
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>>686855895
Lurk moar
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I needed your advice and company a week ago, but you disappeared. I'll never forgive you now.
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>>686856069
Yeah Neko Miko Reimu hurry up
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>>686855839
Mm, my email is still [email protected], so just send me an email or whatever. My Skype is the same I think. Maybe.
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>>686856395
Hmm hmm. I'll send you my skype then. Should be easier to catch up there than thread-stalking every evening.

>>686855998
I remember some things said, but a gentleman code prevents me from repeating them aloud. Besides, you're likely to return sevenfold whatever I could dish out.
I'll politely concede defeat before the match has started. Though, searching through old pictures last week I might have found one I sent you some time ago. To be honest, I recall being almost embarrassingly small then. At least, compared to now-
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>>686854207
>alice's chat

Is that the Xat chat? Last time I went there it was deserted
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These will always be my favourite threads

I was planning on making threads like these, but more of the friendly chat aspect, because I cannot do fortunes and see no reason for me to learn (no offence).
>mfw I cannot even trust myself to be certain about things in fear of being wrong

But do not worry, it is not putting one up as competition, as I will have one up when there are no Alice or Reimu threads

Although with my luck, it will be saged and spammed to no end

-Sweet Roll
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>>686856550
http://anekiho.me/chat
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>>686856550
No, there's a new one now.
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>>686856580
Alice goes to literally every chan
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>>686856520
I'm not here THAT often anyway. I tend to be sleeping.
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>>686856627
what happened to old one?
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>>686856587
good to know. thanks anon, now I know what to do when I am lonely.
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>>686856774
You can just email her. She's literally in this thread. Just talk to her you idiot
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Actually running out of these now, shame.

>>686856747
We left it.
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>>686855998
Do you just collect anime pictures of that kind to look at and post, Alice? How about those of real world people?
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>>686853829
>Temperance (Reversed)
Imbalances rule your life right now. You're in a chaotic state where bad things are happening and it's throwing your mood out of whack. You knew that much, and it might continue for a while. Bear with it, though!

>The Magician (Reversed)
This indicates someone with a poor self image. Someone confused, who's unable to make important choices or move forward because of hesitation.

>Eight of Swords
Jealousy from colleagues and family. Major adverse circumstances dictated by fate.

I'm sorry, the cards are all turning up bad for the near future. The problem you're having now is gonna continue for a while, and it might seem totally hopeless... but it can be changed! To do that, you have to try something new. Something you wouldn't have tried before. Don't hesitate for so long that you miss the chance to rise out of this. Do what you feel you need to do to make it better. Act on your feelings more.

>*hugs*
And I'm sorry again for missing you for so long. I might have a messy house right now, but I wanna be here for you if you need someone to see you through this. Come talk to me anytime. I'll even give you my Steam if you have one...
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>>686856830
Maybe.
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>>686856580
I'd come take a bite out of you again
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>>686856847

You left it because......?
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>>686857088
It just happened. We've migrated through a bunch of chats over the years. The Xat was a mess anyway.
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>>686855949
People who want both, that's who.
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>>686856940
I have a scraper that downloads them, tags them, and lets me search them automatically <4

>>686857088
Hulk deleted all the admins.
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>>686856309
...hmph. If you'll never forgive me, what am I supposed to do?

I said I'm sorry...
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Check'em
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>>686855834
H-here... is this what you want?
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>>686857088
Shit Reimu's got competition

>>686857185
I will never understand foot fetish
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>>686857214

>Hulk deleted all the admins.

I thought you owns the site.
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Can someone tell me if Alice is actually a psychologist or just some arm chair therapist? I've seen a few of her threads but apparently I missed everything that went on earlier
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>>686857560
>I will never understand foot fetish
Allow me to explain, just one moment...
>>686857556
...
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>>686857631
She seems to know her stuff pretty thoroughly. If you doubt something she says, just research it yourself. It's all easily verifiable if you try.
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>>686857690
The stockings are nice, but there's no way Reimu could afford them. Probably borrowed from Yukari or someone else.
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>>686857607
I own anekihou.se and anekiho.me, not Xat

>>686857631
I don't even own an armchair!

>>686857834
Absolutely; I work more as an advocate, everyone should do their own investigation before listening to any advice. Even doctors advice should be checked; getting a second opinion is never wrong and the more informed you are, the better
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>>686857306
Nothing. There's no point in trying to rely on someone that's unreliable. Oh well.
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>>686856952
Thank you, I'm pretty used to the bad shit in life by now at least, I just want things to get better. Also I do have steam.
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>>686857834

My main issue with her is what she does. She provides advice and tells people what to do. Exactly the opposite of what a psychologist should do. I'm a clinical psychology doctoral candidate myself and every time I see her threads I feel like I'm reading an advice column in a newspaper
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>>686857690
Here, pic related is my explanation.
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>>686857053

Hmmmm... ¦:T

-Sweet Roll
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>>686858019
It is nice to know that you can rely on someone but if they're unrelyable it just causes more stress than just doing everything yourself.
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>>686858014
Speaking of chats, is the group chat the best way to contact you? I'd like to catch up with you as well, whenever you may have the time.
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>>686855834
Here you go anon
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>>686858019
Sheesh, I'm just one person... I'm really trying, okay?

If you want a way to contact me in case I disappear, you could have it. But I guess that's no good now, huh?
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>>686858000
>000
This is three zeroes, and that means trips. Maybe the stockings were a gift. Maybe somebody transmuted them. Maybe she has a secret stash of dough that you don't know about.
>>686858452
See, this guy knows.
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Could i get a reading how my relationship will turn out. Im happily dating my girlfriend of 1 and a half years and hope it will last forever
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>>686858526
unfortunately
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>>686858336
Don't go to her chat, anonymous. You'll regret it.
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>>686858526
You shouldn't be dating someone that's 1 and a half years old.
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>>686858474
I was just giving you a hard time, you don't need to take me seriously. You don't owe me anything, you silly.
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>>686858760
Lol
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Now, did anybody else GET? I'm finally starting to catch up with this mess but I'm not going back to look or I'll get behind again... I guess I forgot to put the part where you should be patient with me this time.
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>>686858132
Perhaps your interpretation of the readings can help you more than the readings themselves?
That's why I think Reimu is doing something good. If you provide someone with information that they can take in different ways, you give them a chance to think.
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>>686858750
You know that's one of alices long time friends right? This is perfect evidence AGAINST your claim; she has people that still like her even after five years so no, they prolly wont regret it
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>>686858842
>lol
Thats 9gag language. Not for here
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>>686858488
Thanks for checking my trips, dubsman.

I bet she doesn't even have stockings. She probably got Hatate to fabricate the photo.
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>>686858981
> she has people that still like her even after five years so no, they prolly wont regret it

I don't know if it was this Alice or not, but I still remember when she tried to help me with my theory of computation homework after feeling hopelessly lost.
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>>686858750
>>686858981
Too true, Anon
I was here around 2013, and despite the ups and downs that come with any interaction through /b/ I can say I came out of it a better person. Doesn't hurt to lean on somebody sometimes.
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>>686858994
9gag language for using an acronym that existed long before these things bullshit 'meme-sites' even existed?

You sir, are no gentleman. You are bad and you should feel bad.
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>>686858869
Uh, yeah, I had a GET.
You see, the numbers of this post, when put into a system that I totally didn't make up, decodes into "Reimu's feet."
...
I mean, I don't know what it means.
>>686859034
Her stockings and skirt and panties were lost in another plane of reality, remember?
Maybe Wally West made her Speed Clothes out of the Speed Force, like he does.
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>>686858452
Better size
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>>686859312
>Reimu's feet.
Like this?
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>>686859398
I wouldn't rather get blackout drunk with anyone else.
..That comes off like a compliment, right?
Because I'm pretty sure it happened a few times. What happened during that I'll never know.
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>>686859828
Wtf is that, P3 color?
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>>686858869
Not yet, but don't worry, I'll check 'em eventually, so I can ask the cards more frivolous questions
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For you footfags
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>>686857214
Ha-ha, Alice.
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>>686860252
Hmm?
Like?
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>>686847547 (OP)
I would like a fortune reading on how my family especially my mothers mental health will be in the future.
Ps. Good or bad fortune will do
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Just gonna take this last image here
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>>686860106

Kek
>although that sometimes might be P4...

-Sweet Roll
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>>686860675
no
- doc manhattan
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Posting just to post, although I don't really have time to stay. It's too late and I have too much to do tomorrow.
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>>686860675
Moar lewd!
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>>686860862
Why does she need scissors? That ribbon seems easy to untie.
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The way I interpreted it is yes imbalance is a an issue, and things are very chaotic, I want to stay close with this person but she doesn't seem to care at all lately, it's weird though since we were so close... it feels like she just acknowledges my existence every now and then but nothing more, she sometimes won't even do that.
The Magician Reversed I'm not so sure about.
The jealousy though, I think I might be really jealous that this person is giving her friend a huge amount of attention, attention I used to feel from her, the closeness, always doing things with that person and talking to them. Btw please dont see the word attention and think this is some preteen problem, I've been out of school for some time that shit is peasantry now, but anyway, she was a huge part I my life and I thought we loved each other. Real love. It feels like that connection is over now.

>>686858930
>>686856952
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>>686860977
I'm curious now
You could skip the kiss and tell me anyways?
Or count it as repayment for the kiss you snuck in earlier
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>>686861106
I mean someone has to cut her hair; look how long it is.
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>>686861106
Because the red ribbon of fate never unties itself
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>>686861534
How did you post an image? It told me we were at image limit when I tried to post one
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>>686861430
She should ask someone to do it for her, it's hard to reach and see what you're doing at the back of your head.
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I'll be back in a bit

-Sweet Roll
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New thread please
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>>686862008
No one linked:

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