Chick with dick

She's got a butthole, right?

Girl with the dick. Anyone who chooses the man with a pussy is a fag. If I'm stranded on a desert island, then I want to fuck the most feminine thing around.

>>686845561
SHE also has a dick

I would fuck both. No lie.

>>686845385
I'd choose Bailey over a real woman tbqh

>>686845725
>>686845561
no chicks with dicks
only dudes with tits

Doesn't matter, id just pick either and kill myself trying to swim back to civilisation
Fuck living on a desert island with a freak for the rest of my life

>>686845385
Neither, i'd rather die without being surrounded by freaks.

>>686845385
I'd legit rather be dead.

>>686845960
>>686846005
Hivemind.

>>686845385
In that particular case, I'd go with the dude with the pussy, because he can probably handle a decent share of the manual labor that'll keep us alive.

>>686846109
Lol only sensible response this thread will get

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The guy with a pussy. Think about it, he's strong like a man so he can help build shelter and catch food, but he has a wet pussy you can fuck.

>>686845385
Hmmm id enjoy fucking both.

>>686845385
Can the man with a pussy at least be a more effeminate man?

The chick, because she looks fit enough to build shelter and gather supplies and any other tedious task. Wouldn't fuck either though.
>Any other answer is gay.

after a while, the dude will run out of testosterone pills and revert to female

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>>686845385
But I am already trans.

>>686846109
This plus, if it's cold and you have to huddle together, morning wood won't wake your asshole up,

>>686846559
Ew

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>>686846260
This

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>>686846660
ew what?

>>686845385
neither, cause they're both men, just cause one has boobs and the other a vagina doesn't change this fact. what matters is what's on the inside. like a uterus and ovaries. if either of them had these things i would pick the one who does, but since neither do, i would choose to be alone. and if i had to have one id flip a coin and murder the result on the first night.

The obvious answer is man with a puss.
No speculation you have to fuck him.
Would be much more helpful helping you survive, looks strong and capable.

Build a boat with puss bro and leave

I would let that girl fuck my asshole

>>686846109
And if things get very bad, he has/it has much more muscle which equates to more food once you butcher it.

>>686846748
Ew ur gross and mentally ill

>>686846765
Buck is a genetic female you moron, he has ovaries.

>>686845385
people will disagree but the trap is the straight answer in this because it has the aesthetics of a woman
i get youre fucking a pussy on the other but youre either looking at the back of that head or staring into his eyes and that sounds terrible.

>>686846914
No, I just corrected a birth defect and live like any other woman in her late 20's. Big deal.

>>686846765
they both have the genitals they were born with anon

genitals are hard to fake, pretty much impossible to do so convincingly

You pick the guy so if food gets short you have more to eat

>>686847085
Mental illness isn't a joke, tranny

>>686845385
Buck Angel. Because vagina. Plus as a transman, he'd put in his fair share of the work building shelter and foraging/hunting/fishing for food instead of just sitting around expecting me to do all the work like a little bitch.

>>686845385
Why can't you faggots accept that some people are not attracted to either of these creatures? You do NOT need to have sex to survive a desert island exile, so why choose one at all?

>>686846559
Now let's see your face, so we can laugh at your mannish features

>>686847186
You are the ill one, telling everyone how they can dress and present themselves. Why not fix your own broken life before you tell trans people what to do?

>>686847210
Never said you had to be attracted, faggot. And it said you're stuck with one of them which assumes for the exercise that you have to choose ONE. Now PICK FAGGOT!

Neither, I'll go alone.

The trap wud be easier to overpower and therefore better if i had to resort to cannibalism

>>686847226
Is your life that horrible you need to bully people to feel better? Jesus I guess its summer.

>>686847339
That's some low quality bait, right there.

>>686847339
>Astronomical levels of delusion

>>686847339
or you could fuck off back to tumblr

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>>686845385
Left, easier to kill when we inevitable run out of food.
Fucking fedora lords arguing over sex in such a situation just makes me cringe.

>>686847571
This

>>686847605
>Bullying people=summer
You do realize where you are, right?

>>686847339
Im not telling you how you can dress. But if you're gonna be an attention whoring faggot by telling everyone you're trans, be ready for everyone to judge you. Keep it to yourself, don't ask don't tell. But you'll never get me to accept your playing pretend as an adult. Faggot

>>686847619
Its not bait you idiot. For the most part trans women intergrate into society and live as average women. Fuck what attention whore old men on the television do, they ain't trans, neither is tumblertards who claim to be trans. Trans people like me are pretty fucking rare and should be left the fuck alone.

>>686847339
Go back to tumblr

Which one's more likely - you are actually supposed to be a girl despite you being built like a man, or you have a mental problem that makes you feel like your body's not your own?

>>686845385
>>686847511
>Why can't you just choose?
>And it said you're stuck with one of them which assumes for the exercise that you have to choose ONE. Now PICK FAGGOT!

kek. KYS

>>686847873
>But you'll never get me to accept your playing pretend as an adult
That means nothing because I live full time as a woman and my being trans never comes up ever. I pass so its a non issue.

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>>686847920
Then don't out yourself as Trans you fucking mentally ill fuckin retard and we'll leave you alone. But you want us to accept you as a third gender. It aint happenen

>>686848149
Not the guy you were talking to but good, cuz I beat trans faggots.

>>686848149
Timestamp with tits and dick or you're bait.

>>686848149
No, you spend all day being a man that pretends to be a woman.

>>686847920
Fine, you're a woman. This is pointless and stupid to argue since I know I won't get through to someone as diluted as you. But if you're gonna attention where, you know the rules.

Tits + timestamp or GTFO

>>686847605
Cry moar newfag. Take your degenerate tranny bullshit b2reddit

>>686848149
You're still pretending. And I'll still never think if it as anything more than mental illness and delusion

>>686848010
I have never been on tumbler and I started my transition with info from /b/ of all places so shut the fuck up and listen. Being trans sucks but I started transition young enough to fully integrate into society as a girl and everything has been swell since. You seem to think we all wave banners telling the world we are trans but in reality I am quite and have a normal life, hell I just got back from fishing with my bf's parents and it was fun. You seem to think all trans people are dyed hair clowns but its your fault for believing that bullshit.

>>686848588
Does your bf and his family know?

>>686845385
they are both disgusting, you pick one

>>686845385
girl with dick

>>686848588
The fact of the matter is most people think all trans people are dye haired tumblr clowns because they are by far the most vocal part of the trans community.

And they are the most insufferable faggots.

>>686847605
>complains about people being mean on the internet
>complains about summer

>>686848588
>took advice from /b/

Well that confirms the mental illness.

Enjoy your day, sir.

>>686848588
If you're trying to call yourself "quiet" (I assume that's what you meant when you said quite) why the fuck are you flaunting the fact that your trans?

>>686848328
So you are a felon and a sick psycho, good to know you all support murder and pain but can't stand when a trans girl tries to live a normal life.
You are the one with the problems.

>>686848414
Its not pretending dumb ass. I was always girly and effeminate but punks like you forced me to hide myself. Now I am free to be the real me.

>>686848471
How is it pretend?

>>686846559
>>686846748
Don't listen to this faggots. Now lets see that sweet body of yours without clothes..

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Probs the chick with a dick since she'd be more useful doing shit around the island as a man since the mancunt would just act useless being a stupid girl and all.

Probs wouldn't bother with sex and let my /out/ism flourish.

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>>686847920
>Its not bait you idiot.
Oh, so you just think it's okay to tell people what to do while expecting them not to do the same. Gotcha.

>>686846109
actually I'd with this. If i chose the trap, i'll die from just fucking her 24/7

>>686848588
Look, call me apache and enjoy my heat-seeking missile when I make love to your "vagina", and we can call it fair enough.

>>686849016
Is pretend because you aren't a female. You are a male that lives as a female

>>686848588
can i save this copypasta?

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>there are people on this board so insecure about their sexuality that they'd choose buck angel over bailey jay in a bid to not be called gay because it's technically not gay

>>686846765
The one with the pussy was actually born a woman.

>>686847085
Yeah, mental retardation can't be corrected.

Choose buck.
I dont have to fuck my companion and she can at least lift/do physical labor.

>>686849016
>gets upset that certain men will bash other men who pose as women
What the fuck m8? would you not get upset if you were black, and the girl you had been dating for years turned out to be white? This is an offense in economics, so why not extend it to the social sphere?
You are advertising falsely, people take offense at getting ripped off.
I hope I find you in a nightclub bathroom sometime as well.

>>686848588
You seem to think we're samefagging. No, all of the "trans" people I know in real life have been disturbed individuals for far longer than they've been "trans." Just because you keep telling yourself that everything's normal doesn't mean you don't have a mental illness. In fact, I didn't even say what you claimed I did. My point has nothing to do with you all showing off your trans-ness. But fuck pretending you're normal, fuck pretending you're right in the head, and fuck acting like the world is against you because of some made up qualifier. If you quit feeding the flames of "gosh I feel like a girl so much golly gee" and stop dividing everything up into stereotypical genders then you'll have a hell of an easier time. Like how the hell does someone feel like a different gender anyway? And if it's your dick, then that's legitimately and categorically a mental illness, and it's equally comparable to people who don't feel like their arm or leg is their own. You just happened to fall into a specific category, and the psychology of it took off from there.

>>686845385
No one said I had to fuck it. So I chose the guy cause better survivability

>>686849016
>the real me

HAHAHA, Bitch, your chromosomes determine your sex, you are male, this will literally never change, ever, and if you stop taking hormones for extended periods of time, you will return to your manly, TRUE self, and I aint a psycho, just you faggots took my brother away from me, and I make you pay for it, and I dont support killing anyone, as long as they are not trans :^)

>>686847085
>corrected a birth defect
But you just admitted you're still trans, so it isn't fixed.

>>686845385
>Get to fuck a trap
>She'll get off by me fucking her in the ass, if not I will take the bullet of jacking / sucking her off. The other one is just fucking creepy.

>>686849382
>I'd rather fuck what looks like a dude because in insecure

Your reverse psychology sucks balls. Just like you.

>>686846260
Savage

>>686845385
They're not going to have access to artificial hormones anymore.

>>686850000
quads

>>686850000
>Czeched
fucking either is gay tbh

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>>686849856
>Not sucking her feminine penis
What are you, gay?

>>686850154
This
Their secondary sexual characteristics will start to fade back to genetic default over time

>>686850247
>Feminine
>penis
Choose one

>>686849800
Wat?? A roving gang of trans-whores killed your bro? WTF dude

>>686849287
But its not pretend, I just am.

>>686848874
only here as a way to try an tell these morons we aren't some bad alien thing

>>686849051
you mean my boobs?

>>686845385
Easy, bailey

Whoever can help me build shit and hunt shit. I don't give a fuck what's between their legs, I want to survive.

>>686845385
definitly Bailey Jay, because she has such a pretty face and a nice cock, and i am bisexual and playing with and sucking a hard dick until it cums is much more fun than a gaping cunt

>>686850402
He got caught up in the time warp.

>>686850509
My nigga,
See
>>686849650

if you're on a deserted island for a long time then Bailey Jay isn't gonna be taking her drugs anymore...

so...

>>686849655
>You are advertising falsely, people take offense at getting ripped off.
I don't live my life to please men so why is me being me advertising? How about you stop lusting at strangers creep.

>>686849800
Actually I have had the final snip and an estrogen implant so I can't revert

>>686850001

>>686850436
>says that she doesn't wave banners to announce she is trans
>proceeds to wave banner
wew lads

>>686845385
shit i'd choose bailey now. fuck shes hotter then any girl ive ever met

Threadly reminder that without their homones these mental cases will revert back to their real gender

>>686850800
This is online. Irl if any of you bastards saw me you would just think of me as one of the girls. I mean I get cat called all the fucking time anyway.

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>>686850694
>only creeps view strangers in a sexual light
Wew lad, you are asking for it simply by being female, or in your case, appearing to be female.
I am gonna be fucking upset if someone I find myself attracted to is actually male, and you are gonna get your bones broken.

>>686850402
No, he became trans and yes, I beat and threw him out of my apartment, he recently started trying to contact me again and tells me that "this is how he always has been" which is garbage.

>>686850694
>Literally having to remove body parts in order not to revert

You are one fucked up faggot mate.

>>686845882
And apparently chicks that look like dudes with NO tits so... fucked if you do fucked if you don't.

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>>686846260
no lie this is the realest shit on /b/ tonight

>>686846109
>Chick with dick
>More like dude with tits
>Dude with pussy
>Is a dude with pussy

4chan is so hypocritical lmao

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>what this thread has become

>>686850800
>she

>>686851005
Until i get invested, find out you have a cock, then proceed to force feed it to you till you asphyxiate.

>>686846260
I came here just to post this

Id go with good ole buck angel

>>686851005
>I get cat called
Bullshit confirmed. That shit rarely happens anymore. Anyone and everyone will see dozens of articles online about catcalling before they witness it once irl.

>>686851008
>Wew lad, you are asking for it simply by being female, or in your case, appearing to be female

So you are threatening me with physical violence because I threaten your masculinity?

>>686851360
No im threatening you with violence for being a lying cunt

>>686851148
Except a dude with a pussy is really just a chick with no tits. Try again.

>>686851084
So you didn't lose your brother after all, you just disowned him, beat him up, then made him homeless. All because you hate his 'lifestyle?'

AND after all that he is still trying to have a sibling relationship with you? Wow. Just wow.

After hearing this, I just have to assume that your mom is so very, very proud of you.

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>>686845561
>chick
>with dick

Pick one

>>686851360
He likes his women like he likes his coffee.

Without a penis

>>686851290
Actually its true, I didn't believe it but after I started wearing heels and dresses in public men whistle and talk to me as I walk and its a piss off.

>>686851211
You have no right to hurt anyone who didn't hurt you. You can't strangle someone just because you don't like them.

>>686851008
> wanting to break someones bones because you're attracted to them. Kys

>>686850436
I mean all.... Idk, It's just that I always wanted to see a trans nude, besides, you have a nice body.

>>686845385
Obviously the one without the pussy. Who wants to be stuck on an island with a woman who is fucking bitchy all the time.

>>686851673
Well I don't have one anymore.

>>686851468
How is me walking to my car while you are staring at me lying? Like seriously, if I walked by you and you checked me out and then found out I was trans what the fuck did it hurt you?

>>686851677
>Hurting people is bad!
Kill yourself

>>686851148
Its simple if your attracted to either one your bi at the minimum.
>attracted to baily = gay for liking dick
>Attracted to buck = gay for liking manly figure
The only way your 100% straight is to be attracted to feminine females born with vaginas.
*if your attracted to the womanly figure of a trap then get disgusted by the cock you're straight as well

>>686847085
In that you would've killed yourself. Fucking weirdo.

>>686851677
Lying about being female hurts anon

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>>686845385
I'll take the M to F but not for sex.
I'll take him because he's a man so he won't make dumbass fucking decisions in a survivalist situation like a woman would.

>>686851148
Of course 4chan is hypocritical....
because it is made up of thousands of different people with thousands of different ideas!

>>686850577
Underrated post

>>686852018
Sorry but in my book a weirdo is someone who tells people to kill themselves or uses violence because their masculinity is so fucking fragile.

>>686851360
Yeah, you threaten it by trying to turn men gay, I take it back by going back to the age old method of asserting masculinity, violence.
I would rape you, and then kill.
Easy way to be considered a man, just imagine the story I could tell my mates.
>that bitch turned out to be a dude last night
>ohahaah holy shit what did you do
>raped him and then broken his neck, he is in Middleton lake now
>oh shiet bro, got what he deserved I guess

>>686852075
You must not know trans "women" they are worse at decision making then normal women

>>686851609
>So you didn't lose your brother after all, you just disowned him, beat him up, then made him homeless. All because you hate his 'lifestyle?'

Still means I lost my brother, he made a change I could never support and its his choice.

And yes, we had an amazing relationship together, 20 years of it, but I cant support it, ever.

My mom is very proud of me, because I am very successful.

>>686851894
Lol how is hurting an innocent person not bad?

>>686851695
>not wanting to hurt people who confuse you
Fuck are you on nigger? that's some fucking trip

>>686845725
>guy with pussy used to be a chick
>chick with a dick used to be a guy
ishggy

>>686852074
But its not a lie.

>>686851972
>100% straight.
Nice meme.

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>>686845385
im not saying i would fuck her, but Bailey seems like she would be more fun to be around. I'd pick Bailey just to kick it with a fem. Buck seems like he would hold something against me for not fucking and/or be an asshole/try rape. Bailey would prolly just kick back and we would go into our corners and jack off by ourselves.

>>686852312
If you have a y chromosome it is

>>686845385
I swim out into the ocean and dont stop until I get so tired that I drown.

>>686852166
How could this be? Their male status is eternal as long as they have a dick, how could they entirely abandon their male decision making?

>>686852312
It literally is. You are not a woman, you will never be a woman, you are pretending to be a woman when you're not and that is a lie of omission

>>686852429
Because they are mentally unstable m8

>>686851695
> confusion = anger and violence
Are you a nigger?

>>686852157
>Yeah, you threaten it by trying to turn men gay
What? This isn't about you and men. I like having my nails painted for me, I like wearing dresses for me, I like looking nice because it makes me feel good. Its not for you so you as some strange guy has fuck all to do with my life out in public. I didn't want to be a feminist but it seems as if you think all women are here on earth to fucking sexually please you and that's wrong.

>>686852621
Sure, so if you were the last person on earth, you would STILL paint your nails or wear dresses all the time ? fuck off with that shit.

>>686852621
Literally isnt. Real women are here to please men just as men are here to please women.

>>686852465
I am a woman with a health issue. Thats all it is.

>>686852784
No you're a man with a mental issue

>>686852621
Purpose of humanity is to reproduce. You've fucked up your body to the point where you can't do that. I pity you.

>>686852835
Indeed.

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>>686852527
oh shit I forgot

>>686852621
Thats why you had to tell everyone you were trans and post a picture. Cause you only do it for yourself.

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>>686852724
Yes I would because painting nails is cathartic.

>>686852758
its not your call to say that. If you want to be a sex maniac be my guest but don't go thinking everyone is like you because they're not.

>>686851677
i mean you can.... nothing really stopping you besides morality and no one really has that anymore sooo.

>>686851677
I really hope you're baiting, because you're a master at it.

Otherwise, between a retard and you, I feel sympathy for the first one for having to be in the same category as you disgusting nature's-mistake.

I hope you get torn apart in the upcoming social revolt.

>>686852621
>hasn't yet realised that they wear clothes etc due to social preassures
Seeing as women don't contribute in any other meaningful way in my life, aside from my mother obviously, yes, they are on Earth for sex, and I will get upset if they turn out to be men for this reason.
There are many men out there like me, they just won't say it, and I hope you lose this lotto and end up with one.
>feminism
This is a meme, feminists fuck any guy around if they nod their head when they talk, I love them.

>>686845385
chick with a dick
just cut off the dick

>>686853006
You're delusional

>>686853006
You're right its not my call or your call its nature's.
>don't go thinking everyone is like you
Everyone who doesn't have mental issues is

>>686852854
Humans do a lot of things besides reproducing. Is all you think about sex? Get a fucking hobby.

>>686852835
How? I am happy now, no more depression caused by my body issue. Mentally ill is someone scoring smack or watching mlp. Mentally ill isn't fishing and cooking with my future mother in law as I talk wood working with my future father in law and we all go out boating, seemed like a pretty normal memorial day weekend to me.