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This is gonna be a good thread

>>686841643
dont green text, record please on vocaroo

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>>686841980
That would work as well

>call
>"is this the krusty krab?"
>girl on the other end responds "No this is Patrick"
>I laugh and hang up

bumping to keep thread alive

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Papa bless

>says stuff about new specials
>hey is this the Krusty Krab?
*click*

>>686841643
Yes sir. Even better- I'm local and planted a wham-dinger set to go in 30 minutes or less.

Nobody needs to do anything else more.

matthew jon

papa johns is a good eating establishment, therefore i will not prank them

>"is this the krusty krab?"
>"yes"
>"...ok thanks"
>"ok bye"

mfw

>>686843588
God bless, that's freaking hilarious bro

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Me: "hi is this the Kristy krab?"
Girl: *hangs up immediately"

waiting for OP the deliver.......

>>686843588
i dont get it

>Call
>crap about specials and tipping the driver
>"Hello i'm faceless Papa John's worker how can I help you?"
>"Is this the krusty krab?"
>"no"
>"can i order a krusty krab pizza though?"
>5 second silence
>*click*

>call
>girl answered
>explain some guy on a anime cartoon forum posted their number

Colten just stop

>>686841643
How about Vocaroo instead?

>>686843890
What am I supposed to deliver lol?

>>686844263
Go for it

>>686844309
Deliver my ass a pizza!

>shit about special, greeting
>what's up man can I get a medium, no topping. cheese only?
>hangs up
wtf??

>>686844597
address?

>>686844836
Haha just kidding bro im in kentucky. Thank you tho!

>you guys got wings?
>Yes sir!
> this is the Krusty Krab right?
>no but if you call one more time were gonna give your number to the police and they're gonna come to your fucking house

Hahaha just called they hung up right quick tho

Be me in NJ

>Call
>Hear about stupid shitty specials or whatever
>Rock music playing in BG
>Get hung up on
guess they're not answering their phones anymore

Called in and told them about this page and link.

Kek they stopped accepting incoming calls.

>call
>no answer

>>686845851
='(

New number?

>sit through a minute of bullshit
>high this is shitface, would you like a two for one bullshit?
>is this the krusty krab
>you know what you're doing is harassment and we're gonna file a complaint
>can i have a krusty krab pizza
>we wrote your number down and will report you
>proceeds to read my number
>lol k
These guys don't really like fun do they?

>asks for wings
>yes we do have wings
>does the honey barbeque come with the krusty combo?
>k im gonna tell you and your friends asking about the krusty krab that if you continue were gonna get in contact with the FBI and your going to be charged with harassment.
>we get in a whole big argument

Google chat randomizes phone #

>Is the Krusty Krab one of your specials?
>No sir, it is not.
>Can I get one anyway?
>You guys need to stop calling here, or else I'll call our District manager and they will get your number
>Oh.
>And the manager will contact the FBI.
>So, this isn't The Krusty Krab.
>No sir, it is not.
>Well then, my mistake.

>>686846274
nope, they're acting like they have authority over us by saying that they're gonna tell the police. Yeah the police are gonna come get everyone who prank called a pizza joint, gtfo.

>>686846289
Oh no is the FBI on this

>>686846673
no bro theyre just trying to scare us lol

>>686845851
Duh. They can see that it's an out of state number guys...

>>686846794
I'm out of the country anyway lol

actually since they are getting who knows maybe hundreds of summer fag calls it's disrupting their legit calls and messing with their $$$$ i'm sure if they wanted to they can sue.

why are all of you stupid faggots greentexting, upload audio or it didnt happen.

>>686847065
really... they gonna sue all of us

more papas numbers keep this alive

OP here, here's another local PJs number hit 'em up! (816) 468-9000

>call
>They answer and start telling me their specials
>I interrupt them by breathing SUPER heavily
>they ask if im ok
>I say I was just thinking about the krabby patty that im gonna order
>They fucking hang up

>>686841643

why not document and report their poor performance to their feedback webpage or number instead?

you all dun goofed fbi is on it now.

>>686848007
kek

>>686848007
Good one, made me laugh

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>>686841786
I was right this did turn out to be a good thread

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> call them Faggots
> Say "hello can I ask you a question"
> Woman "yes"?
> "Is this the Kristy crab"
> Woman's voice
> "You know what bro-" hang up

ITT everybody making up fake call stories to get OP's panties all wet.

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>>686847858
If y'all didn't see this post here's the new number, (816) 468-9000

can someone record their call, and post it?

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not cool guys, have a Budweiser and chill out.

>>686848664
Yeah gimme a sec b

>Hello?
>Yeah, can I ask what the specials are today?
>Um.
>Yes?
>Is this for carry-out or delivery?
>Carry out.
>Ooooookkkk
>So what are tonight's specials?
>What's your name?
>Why do you need my name to tell me your specials.
>DIALTONE

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>>686848949

>hi, I was wondering if I could order one of your krusty krab pizzas?
>uhhh, we don't have that here
>oh...could you check in the back?give it another try?
*click*

>femanon delivers

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MzdnMAgaIR

got hung up on after a few more minutes

>call
>4-5 seconds of silence
>heavy sigh
>girl says specials
>"Is this the Krusty Krab?"
>2-3 seconds of silence
>*click*

kek. worth it.

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>Is this the krusty krab
>SLAM

here guys since im not a fag http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VLvFcVMU98

>>686848642
hey gladstone fag, how about you order from somewhere decent like sarpinos and stop being such a cheap shit

>>686849778
kek

>>686849778
lol'd. that was pretty good.
>you are lying!

>>686849778
>"Can we have the website you're getting this number from?"

This thread is edging towards godtier

Someone please screencap this thread

>>686849273
disturbing. good work

>>686849778
Nice /b/ro

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Kek

>>686849778
more of this^^^
recorded calls are funnier

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>>686849778
good job friend. got a kek from me

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UUYS7DP2ox
papa johns is coming for us

>>686850908
>>686850726
>>686850652
>>686850351
heheheh thanks :)

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This thread is going to become a legend

>>686849273
that was weird, youre a weird bitch.

>>686851025
lmao "my name is john"

>>686851322
Oh, Don?

>>686849778
>We have nothing to do with the Krusty Krab
>You see, that's where you're wrong
This killed me

Called the original number

>Waiting for a few seconds of music
>regulargreeting.png
>"Yeah I would like to ask a question"
>"What would that be?"
>"Is this the Krusty Krab"
>"Hahahaha"
>hangs up

>>686849778
fucking 10/10

Can someone get to the end of an order and then right befire they ask for the credit card number say wait, can I have a krabby combo?

>>686851025
really good stuff anon!

>>686851025
He sounded so disappointed holy shit

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>>686851255
You have low standards retard

>>686851255
oh yes

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>>686845808
Faggot

>>686849778
Oh shit, my sides

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I'm done /b/ finally fucking did it

Oh man, this is great.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qFqx09AmJy

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>>686846502
Across state and international lines
>My fucking sides

>>686851025
Dumb MF. What was prank calls is now a fed offense. You are recording people w/o consent. Dumb asses

>>686851305
this

>>686847065
Neets don't have money faggot

>>686849778
Top Kek anon, so good your voice didn't kill it

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>>686851025
This killed my sides

Whoever you are femanon, you're fucking awesome

>>686849273
Lame. Tits or gtfo

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>>686849778
>You are lying, YOU ARE LYING

>>686852042
>>686851926
>>686851453
>>686851388
lmao god bless you guys. The recording was me, OP.

>>686852249
Oh shit waddup

>>686850351
>godtier

sup newfriend.

>two recordings
>one didnt have anything happen
>the other was amusing but not great
>god tier

>>686851913
I don't know what you did Anon, but the audio is all fucked up

Hi is this papa johns?
Yes
Oh sorry meant to call the krusty krab

>>686851025
>trying to hold it together
>keep talking like everythings normal

kek'd

>>686852450
There was a reason I said "edging towards" and not "Is godtier"

I was saying it was heading in that direction

Read the whole thing next time

>calls
>shitty prerecorded offers
> hi this is **** can I take your order?
>yeah hi is this the Krusty Krab?
>NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>clicks
>tfw this is all that i accomplished today

>>686841643
This thread is making me nostalgic. Is anybody down to prank call pawn stars and ask for battletoads?

>>686852249
Haha nice OP contributed!
Good kek, anon

>>686851025
i love your voice

>>686852717
Bruh light this shit up

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>>686852319
>Call papa johns
>hey i'd like to know specials please
>Yeah sure
>talks about specials
>yeah can I get the 2 topping pepperoni?
>yeah sure and where would that be going to
>and I was wondering another thing?
>can I get that with a krusty combo?
>"Okay seriously man
>I'm just trying to live my life with my job
>I'm only 20 and you guys need to stop calling
>and life man it really sucks
>*friend in background* AYEYEYEYEYEYE HAIL HITLER!!!!
>hang up

>>686852101
it was funny but not that great, keep suckling, maybe youll get laid.

someone post more gold recordings

>>686851971
So fucking summer in here,
>not being around for literally years of vocaroo pranks calls on /b/

>>686851971
oh fuck im so scared!!! daddy john sent the feds and theyre coming to get me in canada pls save me summerfag!!!

>all these faggots greentexting their supposed prank calls

audio or fuck off, fags.

>>686853135
B-but it's winter here...

>>686852888
>giving an anon that happens to be a girl a compliment about her contribution to the thread =/= ass-kissing trying to get laid

You fucking 12 year old

This shit is fucking golden

>>686851025
I'll be honest, that femanon's voice super fake.

>>686853222
>supposed
>every single vocaroo has mentioned how often they've been getting called

someone please screencap this thread

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>>686851025
I love you femanon.

This, this my friends, is the single greatest post in 4chan history. I am not exaggerating when I say, well done, to the op, and all of the constituents, I want to thank each and every one of you for a perfect thread. This is truly historic, and will live on in the lore of 4chan for years to come.

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>>686853651
This

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Okay which one of you fuckers I doing this

>>686853651
This is such a shit thread you can tell how new these people are

>>686853651
You mean the only thing worthwhile youve done today?
> best
Kys biblefapper

This thread is fucking garbage

>not appreciating an old school mischief thread

how do i make a call and record without using my real number please.

Not that great, but to preface this was my first time calling. My audio is a bit loud compared to the guy

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Nscrlhjc6u

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>>686853767
Durr hurr summerfags get out. Reeeeeeeeeee. I've been on the Chan since December.
>Fuck off faggot

>>686853887
I can't help you with the recording, but *67 should block caller ID

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>>686853767
Yep, this thread is fucking gartbage.

>>686853767
Well it's better than the usual garbage that gets posted everyday

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>>686853942
10/10
Bretty good
Best one yet

>>686853942
wtf lol. that guy was such an ass

>>686853887
You could record yourself and the phone if you have a program like Audacity and have a mic and upload it to Vocaroo

>>686854062
Better than a trap thread
>inb4 no you're lying

>>686853942
holy shit

>>686853942
Lmao dude
"Special sauce" you had the chance for something so great but it was a good kek

>>686851025
Ya sound kinda hot femanon, love the giggle.

With white knight outta the way, got tits?

Bump 4chan bronze status

>>686854307
I would have continued on but he hung up

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the phone line isnt working for me.

can someone do me a huge favor and record themselves either playing the krusty krab pizza song or singing it when someone picks up the phone, please??

heres the kkp song link
http://youtu.be/0i6RUN9Akuo

this thread had some good keks until newfags started arguing about who is newer. sure is summer in here ;(

>>686853942
Holy shit, you sound exactly like someone I know.

Your name wouldn't happen to be Hunter, would it?

they said they called the cops on me.

Am I legit fucked?
Said that they (the police) would arive in 5 minutes.

>>686854465
No it's not

>>686848007
i fucking lost hard to this, well done

>>686853942
Well done, Anon.

>>686854483
They're fucking with you