real

>>686837085
Somewhere around 9

>>686837232
>Obligatory feels

One with a vagina

Rich. I wanna be lazy and do nothing like the second husband the lady from Married with Children had

>>686837085

anything hebe style.

>>686837574

/thread

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>>686837085
>wanting a gf

A honest,loyal and sweet one with a similar personality, interests and a stupid and childish sense of humor

A cute face
From skinny to chubby
Flat to busty
Any hair color, pref red or jet black
Big eyes are a plus

A normal imperfect introverted girl with who i could spend my life with and do all sorts of in doors activities
A lot of cuddles and being stupid together as the years go by

One with a feminine penis

Half white, half asian, blonde hair and blue eyes, most perfect tits or flat chest, big ass, don't care if it has a vag or penis long as it's very feminine.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y26N61s-7Q

Jemma Suicide. Not even just for looks, she also is really into action and scifi movies.

I want Anne Frank

>>686837085
Post your pic and tell me something about yourself, maybe it's you that I want ;)

>>686838755
Yeah, I like all those colorful stickers.

asian would be preferable, otherwise i guess a pulse is sufficient

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>>686838218
That sounds so adorably perfect it hurts.

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One like this, I'd die happy

>>686838347
>half asian
>blonde hair, blue eyes

i dont think you know how dominant and recessive genes work

>>686839003
>adorably perfect
>skinny to chubby
>flat to busty
>any hair color
It's vague as fuck.

>>686839207
You've apparently never been out in the real world. They exist.

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Well...

I want a petite flat-chested brown-eyed brunette. Skin a shade south of "white" like maybe eastern European, middle-eastern, Hispanic, etc.
Even if she's a little chubby, as long as she's got small tits, we're good. Like really small and pointy, but really small and saggy works too.
Absolutely must have a natural vagina.

>>686839360
You missed the important parts.

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>wanting a girlfriend


explain this, I never really thought about sharing my life with a significant other.

>>686837085
Girlfriend. Why?

I like my girlfriends like I like my bourbon. Aged six years and full of alcohol

one who will dance a waltz with me

>>686839545
You mean the generic descriptions of personality? Don't defend autism.

>>686839450
>wanting a crazy feminazi gf
enjoy the rape charges

>>686837232
theres your problem right there, the real ones are batshit crazy. Ill take a nice sex doll

>>686839312
I hope one day, you find yourself being dragged behind a truck, down a road bed made of crushed glass, drywall screws, and vinegar solids. There is a special place in hell for faggots like you.

>>686839799
>crazy
Try again.

>>686838218
So you're looking for Marigold from Questionable Content?

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Girlfriends are bad. I would rather live in complete isolation without any human interaction for the rest of my life than have a girlfriend.

>>686837997
>writing left handed with a quill
Nigga it's all gunna smudge

>>686837085
Literally anybody who wants to spend time with me

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Any would be nice

>>686840337
Hey babe you wanna go out?

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>>686840081
Then hit the fucking gym, and learn how to fuck a chick like you just paid to fuck her, and dont give a fuck what she thinks of the experience.

If that's what she wants, be the guy to give it to her. If you're just going to surrender your biological imperative to some shitskin just cus he has the discipline to do shit you WISH you could do, the you should consult the attached image, and do us all a favor.

>>686839952
enjoy your cheese grater

>>686838218
>A lot of cuddles and being stupid together as the years go by

A dead bedroom, increasing resentment and anger, and becoming strangers as the years go by. FTFY

One that doesn't wear underwear while wearing skirts and dresses

One who my wife is OK with me fucking.

>>686839135
a 13 year old?

>>686837232
>>686837574
old joke is old

>>686840746

Same boat. Adding this to the list for the flat-chested brown-eyed brunette.

>>686837085
One that can carry her own weight in a relationship.

one that's not a stupid bitch

>>686841047
This too. Always thought I just wanted a girl. Now the older mature me wants to slap the younger me and say get a PARTNER not a whining little bitch.

>>686841047
Good luck. There are 3.5 billion women on this planet, you might find 1 or 2 out there.

>>686839003
Well thanks i guess

>>686839360
Well i care about the personality, looks can be negotiable but i need to like a person first

>>686840600
I have a really high sex drive
But man cuddles with a girl are great

I just want M, just want her to come back in town, ask me to hang out, just the two of us and then I'll tell her everything. Well people say dreams are free but so is suicide...

A perfect girl for me would be the one who doesn't reject and leave me after few years.

The perfect gf would love me until death separates us.

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A faithful, completely loyal and obedient woman with a vagina.

>Mfw only the vagina part is possible

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This kind of girlfriend *-*

her penis should be feminine.

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This kind

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>>686840729
Just like her

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got a boyfriend that's enough.

a 12 year old one with a penis

as long as she exist that's my only requirement

My first one
Goddamn it Rebecca.

>>686842020
>man cuddles
If they're man cuddles, I don't think she's a girl, m8y

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one that won't tear me apart

>>686840540
Yeah, I totally get that reference about the cheese grater, but just for fun you should explain.

>>686837085
One who is passable but has a penis

so NOT YOU op

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>>686837085
None, they are overated as fuck. Wasted enough of my life on the cunts.

>>686837085
>shy
>awkward
>smart as fuck
>short hair
>qt3.14
>glasses
Too bad I already met her and was too beta to say anything.

>>686847323
Have you been hurt?
Do you need a shoulder to cry on?
I'm here, man.

One that's better than mine. Fucking house and kid tto take care of and this idiot never pays bills on time, loses everything, is clumsy, stubborn and on top of everything doesn't even talk to our kid nice.. she's a fucking cunt and I would literally shit in her fucking face.

>>686837085
one that passes, with an enormous penis to boot

>>686847787
Why would you have kids with such a cunt?

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>>686847593
I have been hurt, and nah bruh, I don't need more friends.
There is more to life than love.
Learn to love yourself all of you hopeless fucks ITT, it lasts longer and doesn't leave that sour taste in your mouth.

>>686848001
just said that fag >>686847194

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Like this.

>>686837232
faggot

2D>3D

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>>686837085
one that can crush a bunny without trying

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does my waifu count in this discussion?

>>686848041
Literally knocked up the wrong girl. They told her with one ovary that barely functions she'd never have kids. While getting to know her, she had fucked up cycles, no periods.. we fucked everything single day for a long time with not even a hiccup and then she got pregnant. Her doctor was surprised and she was warned there may be complications. I didn't wanna take away her one chance of being a mom so I decided to be a father. She loved to fuck, perfect looking and smelling pussy.. I figured what could happen to ruin it. Well she's a white American bitch so she became a typical cunt. I tell her too, I raise my child, I stay home and she works. She's no feminist though. But holy shit I wanna fucking kick her ass.

The kind who will fuck my wife

>>686848702
What? You mean the crush the bunny's soul staring at this monster? Ayee lol

>thin, athletic
>likes to go out and do sports, hiking, biking
>quiet but not shy, just cool and collected
>always makes me feel like I'm #1
>no fucking children
>stay home and chill and smoke ganja
>have deep long conversations
>texts me at random times of day to let me know she's thinking of me

Already know what girl I want, but she be taken

just one that will love me back, I am so lonely.

>>686848793
no

Want list
>cute asian
>no taller than 5'6"
>dont need specific size ass/tits, just well proportioned
>can cook
>can be sarcastic with me
>plays vidya
>can sing

I have standards in which very few can meet. It's why I'll be forever alone.

Existence is pain.

>>686846329
I think it would be cool haha

>>686849635
Believe it or not anon, I actually miss being lonely.. because then i enjoyed the hunt, making new friends, doing stupid things for run and taking risks to get laid..

Now all I do is raise a child I love and deal with a gf I barely like but I never have a moment to myself. I have to make sure everything works out and this fucking moronic cunt will literally forget to pay a bill when she have the money and shit gets turned off.. lazy cunts man

>>686850024
your a pee pee head

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Her. She's perfect in every way

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I want to marry this woman. And have many kids with her.

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Jadebug98. She is perfect

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>>686837085
This kind

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I like em dark but not too dark.

>>686840065
Enjoy your psychosis and paranoia.

>>686837085
A fucking crazy one like the one I currently have. Never a dull day with her.

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>>686851324
as long as the features arent too jungle

>>686837085
looks like ops pic. 5'3 big hips, c cup. Likes being choked and slapped. Slightly crazy.

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>>686837085
2D

>>686838218
You will get sick of eachother after 2 years of that shit

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Desu

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someone like this

>>686850839
By holding this idol, you will never be satisfied with a true woman.
This idol is an idea laced with lust. Loosen its grip on your life or you'll never find happiness.

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I want boxxy.

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>looks like this
>willing to call me out on my bullshit
>will push me out of my comfort zone
>is loyal
>will expose me to new shit
>optional: has a penis

How impossible is she?

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We would meet on the front line of Iraqi Kudistan, She would be assigned to the same post watching the same boring plains as I.

We would begin by sharing a chai on a cold night. I would teach her about the west and the freedom we have, she would be enthralled by my stories of a free country. She would tell me of her peoples fight for an independent country seperate and superior to the corrupted arab states surrounding.

She would teach me the ways of her people. Maybe one day on a cold night I would offer her my blanket and to share some of my coffee.

Then we would stare out at the dark plains of kurdistan huddled together, two souls facing the evil of ISIS...and then I would know, from that moment I was home.

One that will actually accept me for who I am.

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>>686853425
The fuck is wrong with you?

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>>686853595
I want a Kurdish woman.

She'd have my back for sure man, it would be an adventure

Current girlfriend is literally already perfect.

5'7" 118 lb. Fit as fuck.
Got her into weed and mdma and now she's pretty much down to try any drug with me.
Virgin when we met.
Got her into board games and video games.
Cooks, cleans, takes care of the house.
Submissive as fuck and blows me whenever I ask, and even offers if I go a few days without asking.

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>>686837085
I don't anymore. Women are generally useless outside of sex (which depreciates over time), and serve as little more than expensive distractions.

Fuck women and relationships.

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>>686854294
>Got her into weed and mdma and now she's pretty much down to try any drug with me.

If you ever get her pregnant your kids will have major health and mental problems.

>>686853973
i like your description, feels like a novel or something.

>>686854731
You sound like a butthurt edgelord.

>all women are the same guys i swear!

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>>686855027
No. I'm just fed up with the bullshit and not going to cuck myself for some broad.

>Friendly reminder that no matter how cute a bitch is, there's a man somewhere who has had more than enough of her shit.

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Very sweet and loving if she cares for you but a little bitchy if she doesn't and sarcastic bitchy humour like joke arguments where we make fun of each other and a little dominant

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There's this girl at work who I have the hots for, she's fucking perfect, wife material. I think she hates me though.

One my wife doesn't know about.

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>>686840424
that pic is kinda hott

At least silver 2, doesn't play ashe

>>686845424
i love how that strap says 'rugged'
seen this a pic a thousand times, finally noticed it LOL

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>>686838218
/thread

>>686848125
you bastard
she's perfect

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Kind of like this.

>>686854854

We use responsibly and obviously won't when she's pregnant.

Living

Married to a Filipino girl.

Curious if I got the wrong Asian

>>686837085
One that's female, real, and will love me forever. Too much to ask I guess.

>>686858468
flips are shit tier. Koreans or Japanese are where its at as long as they don't have shovel-faces

>>686847346
boowoo
you gonna cry?

The one I currently have.

>Thick
>knows how to cook
>cinephile
>Doesn't care about my fuck ups and I have plenty of them.
>loving kind and considerate.
>Loves unconditionally.

cute and slutty in bed one

I'd like a GF who doesn't have a penis.

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>>686859743
Thatsapenis.jpeg

>>686837363
I hope that isn't your requirement.

The one I have, but more conscious about her appearance.

>>686838218
One of you guys will grow up and get some actual fucking ambission, then you'll get sick of each other because one is a introverted loser and the other is passionate and wants to achieve something. They'll realise that they're living with a freeloader who's still acting like a fifteen year old, they'll assume that it's just ironic at this point or they are living on the spectrum and break up with then for somebody else with similar ideas on success and achievement rather than being in a "hahaha we're so quirky and play retro games together then uncomfortably cuddle each other because we're practically autistic" relationship

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My ideal woman. My house needs vacuuming badly.

>>686860095
*ambition
*them

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a petite gf

Just one thats really good at something so I can have a learning experience instead of a fucking deadweight.

>>686860105
Get a roomba

>>686837085
a depressed and melancholy girl, Damn I want to be back with my ex

>>686859844

What are you, gay? Jesus Christ, if she has a feminine penis, it's okay you know what I can't even joke about that. You're alright, bro. You're alright.

>>686855370
you do realize there are literally bllions of people on this planet who have fulfilling, healthy relationships with women? Are you that autistic that you fail to do something literally billions of other people have?

>>686860555
Don't say that.. remember there's a reason you left them. Unless they dumped you. In which case shit sucks.

>>686856857
Nice.

>>686837085
One that cares

>>686859944
How is it not?

One that's loyal, and will miss my company. If we share some interests, that' really all I need. Body type doesn't matter. As long as we both like each other enough to put effort into the relationship. Asian preferably.

>>686837997
Look at all the women in this picture that are jealous of this upstanding gentleman. He is clearly a member of high society and doesn't have time to go fishing for floppy halibut. 9/10 would play a game of croquet with.

>>686861138
are you somewhere around a 9 in any department?

>>686861247
>Body type doesn't matter

Body type will definitely matter when she's riding you and you suffocate because you thought the land whale had a 'nice personalify'

>>686837085
smart, laid back, decently attractive. it's amazing how hard it is to find women who meet those criteria.

>>686861441
9/10 in the probably autistic he should get tested scale

>>686839248
Who is this? She looks familiar.

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>>686861720

>>686844663
thats completely possible if you go for a fatter girl

>>686860876
She.. left me. I've always been for her when she needed it. and the reason she left me is because i remember your ex. Sorry for my english..

>>686861977
Yeah but who wants to die in the act when you're not actually having fun with it?

My current gf in a alternate universe where she isnt a cold bitch. Dont look for love anon, it fucking sucks lol

one

>>686861977
>1977

Year I was born.

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>>686839248
She's so hot

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>>686851644
sounds like me but i'm 5'6 and b cup, pic related

>>686863107
replies

>>686858468

Asians don't even consider Filipinos Asian. Any more than white people consider Hispanics to be white.

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My ideal woman
pale skin
short, about 5'3"
black hair
white
has a job
wants kids and marriage
has a family that isn't an embarassment
doesn't like faggots
is a national socialist

>>686863478
I wish you luck comrade.

>>686837085

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/12671920_182311985493491_5535217501037226480_o.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9

With less tats

>>686864519
Just to be clear that tat adds a few hundred pounds, right?

>>686839135
>>686840788
a hot 13 year old

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>>686839414
lel, learn to science feg. Pic related is you.

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Her, she's like a tiny Sofia Vergara

>>686853425
dances with kurds

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>>686837085
what's a girlfriend

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>>686866032
Did she fucked the dog?

Anyway, I want a nice racist girl, I can treat like she and be racist at.

>implying i don't have a qtpi gf

>>686866698
>what's a girlfriend
a chick you fuck with your knife

>>686837997
I went to school with a kid named mark who wore suits and carried an attache case with him instead of a backback. Wasnt even autismo. I never talked to him much but all the chicks who talked shit on him are fat and have like three kids. thay all missed the train. Mark is, from what i see on facebook, studying for a doctorate in some physics field and doing very well for himself. I hope that kid goes places just to shut those chicks up.

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>>686866333
>trips
>posts at 00:00:00
nice

>>686837085
Want
>white
>petite, toned
>nearly flat-chested
>tight ass
>5'7"+
>tattoos and body piercings (especially septum and nipples)
>a brash, but measured personality to match mine
>talents and interests totally different from mine
>sexually adventurous especially with respect to breathplay, bondage, and exhibitionism
>doesn't have or want kids
>understands sarcasm
>doesn't want to convert me to Christianity

I hope I never meet this girl because I'm very much enjoying my life alone. If you stay busy it's way better than people make it out to be.

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>>686867804
I found her for you

>>686867016
>half asian/caucasion
>c cup
>petite
>5'6"
>smart af
>genuinely agrees with most of my views on society
>cute as a button, but sexy when she wants

to me she's a tennouttaten

>>686860450
I hear the new model will embalm you when you die alone in your apartment

>>686860450
>Get a roomba
Can a roomba suck your dick while you eat a turkey sandwich?

>>686868569
yeah it probably could suck your dick

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>>686868492
That's a MAN, baby!

>>686848125
"Knives Chow. She's Chinese."

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>>686848125 knives chau is a qt but Ramona is way beautiful

>>686850024
Lul I'm with your perfect girl and she takes it in the ass btw

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Jotaro is love, jotaro if life...

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>>686868917
Pls

>>686840065
gondola mode