I wish i had a 9' dick

>>686830723
9 inch dick that goes on your head, luckily you are already a dickhead. So it wont affect you much

>>686830723
Granted but you're now impotent.

>>686830723
granted but you're a nigga

>>686830913
sikh thanks

I wish for friends

>>686831041
They're all dead

>>686831041
Granted. But, your friends are your cellmates, Bubba and Tyrone.

I wish Adolf Hitler would have won WW2

I wish Hitler had won WWII

I wish for op to not be a faggot

>>686831326
granted but all jews live

But he fails to eradicate the Jews.

>>686831386
granted but he becomes a socialist jew

>>686831326
Niggers became a new religion and take the jews place.

>>686831326
Adolf wins the war, but he is a closest jew and kills himself

>>686831386
Granted but he was a nigger

>>686831392
Granted but you're op

>>686831392
granted but you now take the faggotry on your own

>>686831386
But he didn't.

>>686831392
>>686830540
same fag

I wish a girlfriend

>>686831735
granted but shes 2D

>>686831386
Granted, but you're now a jew.

>>686831735
Granted but she's 400 pounds

>>686831735
She has a female penis

>>686831735
the girlfriend is single cell bacteria, named Beth

I wish 9/11 happened every year

I wish everyone was dead.

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>>686831547
Zozzle'd

>>686831956
Granted, but you're George Bush.

I wish for a nigger that did do nuffin

>>686830540
I wish Donald Trump to be new POTUS

>>686831988
Granted but as you said, you are dead too

>>686832083
Granted, but you are an illegal immigrant.

>>686831988
Granted but you will be trapped forever on /b/ when everyone is dead.

>>686832083
Granted but he starts WW3 and the US ends up like Germany after WW2

>>686832083
ok but you become mexican

I wish that I could make a wish

i wish to be op so people could call me a faggot
:,)

>>686832069
Granted but your raising his babies

>>686832261
Granted but you used up your only wish wishing for the wish

>>686832261
But it always has a downside.

>>686832261
granted but that was your only one and you cant make any others

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>>686832323
>>686830540
Granted, faggot

>>686832261
Granted, but your wish becomes a logical cycle.

I wish to be a mod.

>>686832323
Granted, but every day niggers come and rape you and your family in every hole imaginable, and several that aren't.

>>686832261
Wish granted, but that wish won't be granted.

>>686832488
granted but you mod miniclip only

I wish milhouse was a meme

>>686832648
Granted, but you died five seconds beforehand.

>>686832648
granted but daily dot post about it

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>>686832648
Granted but everyone will call it forced meme and forget about it.

I wish 4chan to be shut down for 1 week.

I wish this thread would 404 right about now

>>686832919
granted but for the week no mods

>>686832648
Granted but your mum dies because of aids

>>686832919
Granted, but a beluga whale spontaneously comes into existence above you, falls, and crushes you.

>>686832922
granted but two new ones start and are on the front page

I wish for deez nuts to replace pepe

>>686833205
Die

>>686833322
check 'em

I wish i could pull a nice, yellow, good to eat banana out of my pocket any time i want

>>686832919
Granted, but you get the blame and get perma b&

>>686833634
ok but youre allergic

I wish i didn't lose $900 cash last week :/

I wish niggers never existed and never will.

>>686833634
Granted but your pocket is really another mans anus.

>>686833789
ok but you lose $5000

I wish i wasn't as famous as i am.

>>686833789
granted, next week you will be billed for $9001.

>>686833829
ok but youre a nigg nog

>>686833829
Granted but society loses all of the great contributions made to it by black people.

>>686833829
Granted. No catch.

>>686834017
no nothing changes

I wish i could fly

>>686830540
I wish I was biologically a woman so I wouldn't have to be a trap

>>686833925
ok but you become kanye

>>686834344
ok but you then want to become a man

>>686834017
So, you mean we lose
>hip hop
>jazz
>high crime rates
?

i wish for /b/ being good again

>>686834344
Ok but everyone thinks you're a man

>>686834299
Wish granted, but you fly only half inch over the ground for 2 second each time.

>>686834558
granted, 4chan shuts down though.

I wish I wish upon a fish that my herpes disappeared.

i wish for shapeshifting abilities

i wish for half-life 3

>>686834816
ok but now you have AIDS

>>686834558
granted, but you can never go on it again.
thanks faggot

>>686834850
granted, but you can only shape shift into people who look exactly like you

I wish I had infinite wishes

>>686834937
Granted, but it's all bugged and won't work properly for more then 30 minutes.

>>686835077
...but may have different outlooks on life. checkmate

>>686830540
I wish I was a super hot trap....

>>686835204
well played sir

>>686835182
Granted, but you can only wish for kicks in the nuts (your nuts).

>>686835254
Ok but you're also a cuck now

>>686835254
granted, but you become a feminist

Real life wish being twisted. I always wanted to build an Airport...I got to do that, in Kansas.

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I wish cp was legal

>>686835551
>Implying I am not getting exactly what I want.

I wish that all girls in my school let me sniff their socks after cheerleading

I wish to know everything about our cosmos.

>>686830540
i wish law has no effect on me.

>>686835651
granted, but you become blind

>>686835651
Granted, but you have terminal cancer and no nuts

>>686835651
it is on telechan

I wish I didn't.

>>686835651
Granted, but you're the little kid that gets abused to make a video.

>>686835651
Granted, cp is now legal but the girl cannot be younger than 16

>>686835756
Granted, but now those who violate your rights also don't have to worry, because the law is in non-effect towards you. (I.E. people can murder you without worry).

>>686835651

Granted, but you're physically unable to bust a nut.

>>686830540
I wish all humans died.I don't care if it includes me.

I wish i had total control over the universe

>>686830540
Wish i had a hotter gf, no traps pls cause I'd probably accept that

I wish Donald Trump would win the presidency.

>>686836244
Granted, now USA is big again.

>>686836122
Granted, but they are all reborn as futa humans (ish) aliens.

>>686835741
Granted,but you cannot comprehend any of it.

I wish that all girls let me sniff their socks and feet and send me pictures of their toes and soles whenever I want

>>686836122
granted, but a new species starts to exist and rules the planet which exactly act like humans

>>686836122
Granted, but several corpses cause a series of freak coincidences that cause you to be uploaded into the only prototype android body, and you cannot turn yourself off.

And you have no mouth...

>>686836388
I don't get it,they can't be reborn,there's no one to give birth to them.

>>686835741
Granted, but the knowledge is in Russian.

I wish I could have any sexual fantasy I want be played out immediately whenever I think about it. (I.E., I think about a hot 3 sum, two chicks knock on my door that instant, and I have a 3 sum in my living room).

>>686836122
Granted but you are froced to watch justin bieber videos for the rest of eternity

>>686836472
I could live with that.
>>686836489
this would be even better.

thanks Anons.

>>686831735
Granted but girlfriend is u

>>686836148
granted, but everyone else has it too

>>686836595
Reborn is a simple way of saying they are essentially reincarnated or "changed". They are not human, they are now futa aliens. deal with it faggot.

>>686836727
I could take it. I'd be happy cause every living second it would remind me of how dead he is and that no one like him will ever be spawned again. baby,baby,baby,ooh.

>>686831901
heheheheeheh top kek

>>686836919
reincarnated to what?they pop out of nowhere?creationist pleb,lol.

besides,fuck it,it's aliens.as long as humanity got what it deserved.

>>686836721
Granted,but you can't have an orgasm.

>>686831885
>That's pretty hot

>>686837118
They are bio engineered before humans are wiped out. There, satisfied bitch nigga? Kill yourself then, since you want everyone dead. Learn nuclear physics, make a bomb, and blow up LA.

I wish I could enter permanent euphoria at any time I want and lose all concept of time and reality

i wish i am dead

i wish for being sexiest man alive with the longest dick and 1 billion dollars and the power to negate any negative effects

>>686837519
granted but youre donald trump

I wish d12 would make my salsa

>>686837403
Granted, but you can only stay in this state for 5 minutes at a time, and you must enter a dystopian state for 5 days afterwards.

i wish these were dubs!

>>686837519
Granted but you can only browse 4chan

>>686837496
>>686837496
Granted, but you are in an ethereal state of eternal hell.

>>686837396
lol,I didn't know that the entirety of the human race lived in LA.

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>>686837701
granted but i get them

>>686837701
Granted, but every time there are dubs, a cell dies in your body.

>>686833829
women remember niggers and can only have an orgasm when thinking about niggers

i wish for /b/ never post a pic of a trap ever again

>>686837935
NOT TODAY

>>686838185
Granted, instead they post Gay sex.

>>686838185
granted, but they never post another pic of you

I wish I was an actual sunflower.

>>686838303
at least you are able to seperate them and dont get that weird feeling after you fell for a trap

I wish that this wish cannot be corrupted.

>>686838483
but the sun explodes and u die

>>686836236
No one wants to grant it
> feelsbadman

>>686838613
Granted, but it wont come true

>>686831885
He said girlfriend.

>>686831999
No checks?
Checked.

>>686831814
I can live with this

>>686836236
granted, but she breaks up with you in 2 seconds

>>686836236
>
Granted, but your GF is a feminazi and makes you serve her and fucks other dudes around you (cuck).
Also, she kicks you in the nuts every hour, and you are forced into the worst sleeping positions for the rest of your life.

>>686838613
Granted, but because of the laws of conservation, in order for this wish not to be corrupted, a randomly selected aspect of your life independent from the wish itself must be corrupted irreversibly.

In exchange for wasting this wish, you have become what you fear.

Wish i had a pair of top quality and indestructible headphones that actually work

>>686830540
I wish I could eat more chicken nuggets

>>686839076
granted, but they can only be used to listen to justin bieber

>>686839159
granted, but it costs double the amount of gbp

>>686839076
You can never have a music playing device

>>686836442
Granted, but you must also sniff, lick, worship the sweaty assholes of an entire weightlifting room of guys every time they do.

>>686839076
Granted, but the headphones raise your chances of getting brain cancer by 0.01% for every time you take them off.

>>686839159
Granted but they're the ones you just shat out.

>>686839005
Do i fuck her though?

>>686839033
Damn, serving her and that stuff is kinda my fetish, i feel like the fucking in front of me would get old quick though and the sleeping positions, also checked

>>686839159
granted, but you can never enter a place which sells food ever again. This includs supermarkets and restaurants

>>686834850
you can only shapeshift into a person/animal by licking their anus

>>686839484
>good luck licking an eagle's butthole

I wish all women were replaced by futa's with functional vaginas and cocks.

>>686839290
>>686839448
>>686839340
totally worth it

>>686839076
Granted, but only the left side works

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I wish to be a sex slave to a well conditioned, beautiful girl with no issues whatsoever

>>686839430
>Do i fuck her though?
>2sec

so sad

I wish my laptop could run the new Doom on highest settings

>>686839611
Holy shit that's evil
Also checked

>>686839657
granted, but it's your grandma and she has a dick

>>686839579
Granted, but their vaginas have teeth.

All of them.

>>686839657
but your only 1 amongst 100 of her slaves

>>686839678
It catches fire

>>686839657
granted, but her fetish is to kill their slaves fully clothed at first contact

>>686839813
I can work with this.

>>686839666
> thatsthejoke.rar

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>>686839820
Like that's a negative response
ha!

>>686839678
Granted, but your laptop will, upon starting a new game, transport you to Hell.

Current year. No teleporters, no plasma guns. Just you, and a Barron.

i wish this thread to stop existing

>>686839678
granted but your screen is broken forever

>>686840116
granted, but you get ball cancer

>>686840116
Granted, but you will go deaf from the sound of several genie anons, and one demonic anon telling you that another one will take it's place shortly.

>>686840228
where's my fucking wish you cunt weaselsnatch ass faggot?

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I wish to have a mother
a beautiful young mother that loves me more than anything and cares nothing more than my health and safety

i wish my sister was dead

>>686840399
but she has a dick and your dad is a nigger who beats her

>>686840399
granted, but you mom is donald trump

>>686840408
granted, but you get another sister that looks and acts just like her

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>>686840500
Shiiiet. Better than being an orphan

I wish to be healthy

>>686840341
did you get ball cancer yet?

I wish my wish couldn't get corrupted.

I wish for a billion dollars, clean money in my bank account, right now

>>686840756
Granted, but you get robbed by Trump.

i wish my wishes didn't have a downside

>>686837519
Granted, but your private jet has been crashed into a trees on unhabitated island. Your country deemed you as dead, nobody will search you.

>>686840836

Granted, but you lose your cards and forget your bank details

>>686840815
granted, but it gets corrupted

>>686840836
Granted, but the bills are fake.

>>686840815
see
>>686839050

>>686840116
Granted, but these kinds of threads are visited twice as much

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>>686840989

BUT... MY WISH... WAT

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i wish for milhouse to become a meme

I wish no wishes could be corrupted

>>686841242

Granted, but he's still not a ameme

>>686841009
Well once it gets by the bank what does it matter if they're fake? I won't be getting the same bills back

>>686841242
Granted, but it never gets used.

>>686841242
Granted, but the meme dies quickly

>>686835728
Socks? Dude are you faggot or something? Socks?! How about Panties you fucking pleb

>>686840967
see
>>686841173
replace
>corrupted
with
>contain/s a downside

>>686841242
Granted

wishing for Millhouse to become a meme is now a meme

>>686840836
Granted, but you csn only expend 1 dollar per day.

>>686831725
underrated

Granted, but you and any of you family members or spouses are getting welfare checks no more permanently and you have to work to get your food.

>>686830939
Seems like a bonus to me

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>>686841242

i wish i was dead.

>>686841672
Granted, but you are stuck reliving every moment in your life for eternity.

>>686841672
Granted, but now you reeincarnate in yourself and have the same shitty life and no gf

I wish i could have 5 million real usable dollars without any other change in the universe

I wish 4chan was used only by gay men.

i wish that ever lifeform in the entire universe looks like alfonso ribeiro

I wish that Trump is my wife.

>>686841870
Granted, buy you and all your family will die tomorrow.

>>686841870
granted, but due to inflation, they become worthless

>>686841469
I wish that I wished for Milhouse to become a meme was a meme

>>686839678
Granted, but this is no sound and the only pointing device is touchpad or trackball.

>>686841882
Granted, you are alone

>>686841974
Granted, but none of them know how to dance.

>>686841882
Fine but millhous is meme now

>>686841882
Granted, but you turn into a straight woman, and are banned from 4chan.

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>>686842091
my sides

>>686841882
Granted, but the gay men never talk about anything funny, almost eradicating the meme population and forcing everyone outside of 4chan to submit to everyday life without any positive stimulants.

>>686835756
But it already does have no effect on you. You aren't actually constrained by laws. You're constrained by a lack of wealth.

>>686841672
You die, only to come back as a zomb

>>686840408
The person you care most about killed your sister and gets a life sentence without parol

i wish tomorrow was yesterday without a timeloop

Why the fuck do you never put the rules clear?

Which post "Corrupt" your wish? Every single faggot after your post of just the first?

I wish OP stopped sucking so much dicks.

>>686840341
My man, you probably want to be getting a finger in the ass within the next 15 minutes.

But also get your balls checked, cause ball cancer.

>>686842579
Granted, but because the wish was too impossible, universe explodes.