>>686824571
What

>>686824571
From Up on Poppy Hill?

>>686824571
city of ashes/ bones/ whichever one got adapted

>>686825603
Ding ding ding!
Here's a hard one:

>Bruce Wayne's parents are killed
>He is afraid of bats
>Bruce Wayne is now a billionaire man.
>he puts on a suit that looks like a bat
>fights crime
>calls himself batman
>Joker comes to town
>Bruce Willis was dead in the 6th Sense
>Joker fucks shit up
>Batman barely saves the day, but 5 cops and Harvey Dent die.
>Batman goes into hiding
>everyone thinks he killed people and hates him

>>686826063
No

>>686826601
ok that's funny because you perfectly described it.
shows how original the story is...

>>686826541
Chef

>uncle is an asshole
>uncle likes to get me in trouble
>dad died
>live out teenage years with outcasts

>>686824571
>Man has severe PTSD from childhood trauma
>Refuses to seek medical help
>Travels the world to escape his reality
>Comes back home
>Sees that his hometown has turned to shit
>Puts on Holloween costume
>Runs around terrorizing the neighborhood at night
>Police fear this psycopath is out of control
>Costumed Psycho thinks he is the hero his city needs
>Cops try to kill him to end the nightmare
>Cops can't prosecute or catch him because the psycho is elite member of rich high society
>Gets away with all kinds of criminal shit; destruction of private property, assault on people, blowing shit up like a muslim, etc.
>The End

>>686826541
I wanna say Daredevil.

>go to jail
>meet nigger
>occasionally get ass fucked
>use jew powers
>break out of jail
>go to mexico
>nigger finds me cleaning my boat

>>686824571
>Alien comes to Earth
>Grows up with humans on a farm
>Takes a pointless job as a "journalist"
>Obsessed with average looking feminist reporter who cucks him constantly
>Has the power to take over the planet
>Instead chooses to help old ladies cross the street and save cats from trees
>Biggest fucking loser in the universe
>A green rock from space can kill him
>Literally a virgin all his life
The End

>>686827393
shawshank redemption

>>686827393
Shawshank Redemption

>>686827093
Some batman movie

>>686827453
superman

>>686827453
Obviously fucking batman

>>686827533
>>686827553
That's right

>>686827453
Man of Steel or Superman, either way this is a POORLY describe movie thread, not a "describe the whole fucking plot" thread

>lieutenant dan

This should be easy.

>>686824571
>truck driver stops at china town
>does some gambling
>wins a bunch of money
>chink doesn't have money to pay him
>chink promises to pay him after pick up
girlfriend from airport
>chinks girlfriend kidnapped at airport
>trucker and chink break into a sex slave operation to save girlfriend
>chink has bruce lee powers
>bad guy blows up like a balloon and explodes
The End

>>686827093
Fuck, no idea but what movie is it? I wanna see it now.

>>686827672
>3 women in new york drinking martinis
>a special tale of feminine empowerment
>she finds true love finally and...
>...the biggest walk in closet ever!
>lots of sex
>and it takes place...
>...in the city
>New York City
The End

>Orphan boy gets basically orphaned again
>Forced out of home with no shoes and dumb heirloom
>Finds other short people
>Drinks alcohol
>Doesn't find old man
>Moves with young man
>Nearly dies
>Finds old man
>BS council
>Travels with heirloom
>Old man dies
>Fuck the group
>Ditches

>>686828119
fifty shades of ayy

>>686824571
>four mutated teenage freaks living in the sewers
>the methane has made them insane
>taking orders from an old rat
>think they have ninja powers
>terrorize New York City
>eat lots of pizza
The End

>news reporter visits shitty town with a paranormal beaver
>brings a sassy knockoff Elaine from seinfeld
>spends 10.000 years killing himself
>eventually seduces the knockoff elaine by speaking french and not being an asshole all day

>>686828427
tmnt

>>686828309
Lord of the Rings

>>686826541
Cory in the House

>>686828545
Yup

>>686827886
Big trouble in little China?

>it was Kevin Spacey the whole time

>held prisoner
>get out
>why the fuck bro?
>have to find out why
>meet qt3.14
>bang qt3.14
>surprise, qt3.14 was daughter
>can't say shit, though

>>686828521
Groundhog Day.

>>686828911
The Usual Suspects

>>686824571
>A man's daughter goes to Paris
>She and her friend arrive at the airport
>A cute french boy offers to drive them to where they are staying in Paris
>The boy is really cute
>The 2 American girls are so stupid
>They get to where they are staying and start dancing
>Muslim terrorists break into their apartment and kidnap them in the name of Sharia Law
>The Paris attacks happen
>The father of one of the American girls tells the terrorist that he has a list of skills
>Skills that can help him to catch the bad guys
>The terrorist goes, "Draquar Noir"
>The father is then blown up and becomes Dark Man
>His career takes off for about a month and then dies again once people realize he's just some old asshole with no actual fighting skills in real life
The End

>Man meets girl
>Girl hates man
>Man meets girl
>Girl likes man's stories
>Man meets girl
>Man catches kid
>Girl loves man

>>686828761
Yes!

>>686829068
That one episode of Family Guy

>>686828940
Bingo

>>686828934
Old Boy, the original, not the shitty remake

>>686829021
You're not wrong, anon.

>>686829234
That's right

>Peter Venkman is reporter
>Fucking gopher or some shit
>Cher

>a french kid is fat
>he lives with his grandmother
>her grandmother realises he likes cyclism
>trains for years
>horselegs.jpg
>he goes to the tour de france
>gets kidnapped by mafia
>send him to a overrealistic version of the US
>granny on the run
>she meets three old ass actresses
>they find that the mafia kidnapped the guy
>they make bids with cyclists
>granny and actresses go and save him
>bongochasemusic.mp3
>everything explodes
>C'est fini, meme

Good Luck, fags

>>686828119
Sex and the city?

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>>686828557

>big rock danger
>dontwannamissathang.jpeg
>fuck France
>explosions
>murrica

>>686829105
the movie where the white woman has an orgasm in public restaurant and isn't arrested for being a whore in public, oh and the man is an ugly jew

it's an 80's movie and a total shit movie

i think it's called when harry met kumar

jew hating racist farmer cant grow crops for shit.
Door knobs are hard as shit to open.
Crops just needed water the while time.
The end.

>>686827818

forrest gump.

It is not that

>>686826541
The Dark Knight Returns

>traitorous space ape

>>686829448
Deep impact

>"Magrathea!"

>>686827093
Uncle sam

>big brother died
>dog has ptsd

>>686829617
no

>>686829649
That one episode of Futurama

>boy is born
>boy's bro is "better"
>boy is now man with shitty job
>buys other man's identity
>goes to space
>other man kills himself

>Four scientists need to make money
>They decide to open a business together
>The business is ghost hunting
>They make commercials and get famous
>They even have a cool song and all the kids love them
>Who you gonna call?
>Oh and they're all women and one of them is an ugly gorilla nigger

>>686829793
Gattaca

>>686829840
right on

>>686829793
My nigga.
GATTACA

>white girl babysits
>takes easy way out of baby sitting
>has to get kid back
guess nigger

>literally the stupidest plot point in movie history

>fuckin Aerosmith keeps playing in the background

>space

>explosions

>don't know when I'll be back again

>meteor

>>686829837
minguito y anibal contra los fantasmas
*chuckles*

>>686827004
spooderman 2 electric boogadoo

>life is routine as fuck
>start seeing shit
>life starts falling apart
>find out life is a lie
>need to get the fuck out
>get on a boat
>sail away
The End

>>686829736
nope

>>686829981
durrrmaggeduun

>Kid is kill
>Makes friends with girl
>Stupid uncles
>Brave Sir Robin
>Oh look it's that guy out of Final Destination

>Teenage boy is very handsome
>Has a really hot girlfriend
>Spends all of his time with old crazy hermit
>Old hermit stole something from Muslim terrorists
>the terrorists kill the old hermit
>the audience is never told why the old hermit loved spending so much time with hot young teenage boy with cute butt
>young teenage boy grows up and gets parkinsons disease and shakes all the time
The End

>>686829521
Nice green text summerfag. Obvious Field of Dreams.

>>686830063
Truman Show

>>686829966
babysitter's club

with the hot thor dude

>>686830160
No

>>686829981
Armageddon?

>>686830221
yep

>>686830043
hahahaha que loco

>>686830152
Back to the Future

>Captain America
>There's a Civil War

You fucks will never get this one.

>do you know what they call a quarter pounder in europe?

>chinese farmer visits uncle
>works at his restaurant
>italian mafia is trying to muscle uncle
>chinese farmer turns out to be amazing chinese boxer
>chinese boxer fucks up hairy american
The End

>>686830480
>Royale with cheese

Pulp Fiction

>>686829981
Ben affleck literally asked Michael bay why they would send an inexperienced drill team rather than actual space men. Then faggot bay told him to shut up. True story.

>>686830374
yes

>>686830480
A Royale with cheese
Because of the metric system
Check out the brains on Brad

>author is depressed
>Start to write book about fictional girl
>Book girl alive
>Wtf.jpeg
>Ends with author getting a computer

>>686830567
I'm guessing Ip Man

>girl has an identity problems
>she fucks up
>we goin' farmin' says dad
>no daddeh says identity crisis girl
>redneck life ensues
>identity crisis solved
>years later girl decides to become gene simmons

>>686830411
Juno?

>>686830681
good guess, but need to go more old school

chinese boxer beats up hairy american. pulls off his hairy fucking chest hair.

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Pleeease

>kid plays a board game with sister
>grows up and kills himself

>pee on rug
>shit happens

>>686830955
JUMANJIII

>>686830955
Jumanji

>japanese yakuza boss killed
>his number one vows revenge
>yakuza are being killed one by one
>killer is retard who gets hard dick when kills
The End

>>686831035
Was it his sister or a love interest? I forget. Point is Robin Williams killed himself. RIP in peace

>>686830832
Way of the Dragon

>>686826541
Magic Mike?

>>686827004
lyin king

>>686830624
Ruby Sparks

>>686831098
New World?

>>686829380
Triplets of Bellville or something

>Harry Potter is a seemingly ordinary boy, living with his neglectful relatives, the Dursleys in Surrey, England. On his eleventh birthday, Harry discovers from a mysterious stranger, Rubeus Hagrid, that he is actually a wizard, famous in the Wizarding World for surviving an attack by the evil Lord Voldemort when Harry was only a baby. Voldemort killed Harry's parents, but his attack on Harry rebounded, leaving only a lightning-bolt scar on Harry's forehead and rendering Voldemort powerless. Hagrid reveals to Harry that he has been invited to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. After buying his school supplies from the hidden London street, Diagon Alley, Harry boards the train to Hogwarts via the concealed Platform 9¾ in King's Cross Station.

>On the train, Harry meets Ron Weasley, a boy from a large, but poor, pure-blood wizarding family, and Hermione Granger, a witch born to non-magical parents. Once they arrive, Harry and all the other first-year students are sorted between four houses: Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Slytherin. Because Slytherin is noted for being the house of darker wizards and witches, Harry convinces the Sorting Hat not to put him in Slytherin. He ends up in Gryffindor, along with Ron and Hermione. Ron's older brothers have gone to Gryffindor as well: mischievous twins Fred and George, Percy, the prefect, Charlie (who researches dragons in Romania) and Bill (who works for Gringotts Bank).

Cont

>>686831035
>>686830955
also might i add
>kek

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>>686830480

>>686831354
nope

>>686831193
hueheuehuehue

>boring life
>meet guy
>home explode
>call the guy
>go live with him
>start fight
>plot Twist
>holy Fuck
>Boom
>The end

>At Hogwarts, Harry begins learning wizardry and discovers more about his past and his parents. He gets recruited for Gryffindor's Quidditch (a sport in the wizarding world where people fly on broomsticks) team as a Seeker, as his father was before him. One night, he, Ron, and Hermione discover a large three-headed dog on a restricted floor in the school. The dog is guarding the Philosopher's Stone, an item that can be used to grant its owner immortality. Harry concludes that his potions teacher, the unfriendly Severus Snape, is trying to obtain the stone in order to return Voldemort (who Harry encounters in the Forbidden Forest where he, Ron, Hermione and Draco Malfoy are serving detention by helping Hagrid look for an injured unicorn after being caught wandering around at night) to a human form.

>After hearing from Hagrid that the dog will fall asleep if played music, Harry, Ron and Hermione decide to find the stone before Snape does. They face a series of tasks that are helping guard the stone, which include surviving a deadly plant known as Devil's Snare, flying past a swarm of bird-shaped flying keys and winning a violent, dangerous, life-sized chess game.

Cont

>ship is kill
>guy on boat with tiger

>After getting past the tasks, Harry discovers that it was not Snape who wanted the stone, but rather Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Professor Quirrell. Quirrell removes his turban and reveals Voldemort to be living on the back of his head. Voldemort attempts to convince Harry to give him the stone (which Harry suddenly finds in his pocket as the result of an enchantment by the headmaster, Albus Dumbledore), by promising to bring his parents back from the dead, but Harry refuses. Quirrell attempts to kill him but Harry's touch prevents Quirrell from hurting Harry and causes his hand to turn to dust. Quirrell then attempts to take the stone but Harry grabs his face, causing Quirrell to turn into dust and die. When Harry gets up, Voldemort's spirit forms and passes through Harry, knocking him unconscious, before fleeing.

>Harry wakes up in the school's hospital wing, with Professor Dumbledore at his side. Dumbledore explains that the stone has been destroyed, and that, despite Ron nearly being killed in the chess match, both Hermione and Ron are fine. The reason Quirrell burned at Harry's touch was because when Harry's mother died to save him, her death gave Harry a magical, love-based protection against Voldemort. Harry, Ron and Hermione are rewarded with house points for their heroic performances, and Neville Longbottom is rewarded for bravely standing up to them, winning Gryffindor the House Cup. Before Harry and the rest of the students leave for the summer, Harry realises that while all others students are going home, Hogwarts is truly his home.

>>686831584
Fight club

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>>686829380
B)

>>686828427
Bendatdick cumminabitch

>>686831591
Harry Potter >>686831619

>>686831514
Land Before Time?

>>686831584
fight club

>>686831695
Yeah

>>686831619
pie

>>686831819
Yup

>>686831098
fast and furious tokyo drift

>>686831514
percy jackson and the thunderslayer

This one is difficult

>sorority bitch falls for retard
>sorority bitchs bf is not happy, neither is everyone else
>drives drunk off of cliff
>car explodes before hitting ground
>bf is in hospital with minor scrapes and bruises
>grill brake up with bf and lives with retard

>boi is in snowy area
>giant fight in the snow
>boi kisses girl
>oh shit it's his sister
>boi travels to non snowy place
>seeks help from midget
>boi finds long lost dad
>boi has a falling out with dad because disagreement
>boi jumps off ledge

>>686831784

Yeah

>>686831819

Na

>>686831663
Shrek 15: shreks kid gets new glasses

> Asshole yells at 4 kids
> tells them to not leave the room
> kid acts like total faggot to other kids because he thinks he's edgy
> kids act like highschool and family life is the hardest thing ever on earth
> kids smoke weed
> flip out on each other
> somehow end up in love
> cause trouble for asshole
> make one kid write shitty note for asshole
> Yeah!

Considered one of the best movies of all time

>midget steals kings crown
>owner of a fast food joint gets framed
>its up to his employee to prove his innocence otherwise his boss will be executed by the king
>the fast food worker's friend wants to have sex with the princess

>>686831920
nope

>Space marines
>All hell breaks loose

>7-11
>obvious foot fetish is obvious
>everything seems norm-wait what
>the fuck is that
>the fuck are those
>dick gun
>Machete
>I believe.tiff
And they all lived happily ever after. The ones that survived, at least.

>>686826541
Was it that movie with all the big guys?

>>686832053
fast and the furious tokyo drift

>2 retards want to fuck bitch
>end up saving the world

>thirsty team
>everything is the devil

>>686832252
Spongebob movie

>>686831098
Ichi the killer

>>686832298
Avatar?

>>686832298
Starship Troopers

>>686832298
avartar

>>686832403
No.

>>686832112
star trek

>>686826541
King of the Hill

>>686832476
Nope.

>dad tells awesome stories
>dude, they didn't happen
>dad gets cancer
>holy shit, they did happen
>dad dies in a river

>>686832487
>>686832506
Nope and nope

>man finds 3 talking chipmunks
>instead of turning them over to scientists,
>man exploits chipmunks for money and fame
>makes shitty Christmas cover albums
>constantly yelling at middle chipmunk

>word go mas
>family died
>want revenge
>drive like crazy
>stay alive
>The end

>>686832406
dumb and dumber

>>686832472
YES! one of my fave movies

>>686832406

Beavis & Butthead do america

>>686832298
Doom

>>686832621
Albania and the shit monks

>>686832576
Big fish

>>686832745
Yup.

>>686832765
you got it!

>>686832712
Yep.

>>686824571
>californians
>they have a shitty band
>history project
>time travel
>kidnap various historical figures
>saviors of future or some shit
>historical figures arrested
>californians get them out of jail
>do good on history test
>future fuck gives them guitar
the end

>>686832537
No but this movie is in space though

>>686829966
Labyrinth

>cop is murdered on duty
>turned into cyborg
>kids love him
>shoots the dicks off rapists
>remade into shitty CGI shit fuck shit many years later and i fucking hated it so much i cried

>17 year old has large cock in the 70s
>becomes pornstar
>lets it go to his head (not his dick head)
>resorts to jerking off in front of strange men in their cars
>shows his dick to the audience
THE END

>>686832949
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

>>686829068
Taken

>>686832949
bill and ted's fantabulous adventures in time

That porn i just watched

>>686833043
WHITE CHICKS

>>686832311
From Dusk Till Dawn

>Kevin Hart
>Ice Cube
>Black people jokes
This one is hard guys

>>686833043
hobocop

>>686833063
studio 69

>>686833088
yup

>>686833139
lol no, but great movie. award worthy

>>686833077
>>686833108
I shed a tear knowing that people remember the greatest thing to ever be made.

>>686833150
Nigger's in the Hood?

>>686833195
yup

>>686833150
Ride a dong

>>686831098

ichi the killer

>>686833063
Bucky Larson

>>686833145
You got it anon.

>>686832232
Breakfast club

>>686832298
Doom

>wierd ugly crow monsters
>dying big jew nose monsters
>each dying when the other dies
>small little creatures need to save world
>cute boy and girl creature look like children
>need to find a crystal
>i have a poster of it and jerked off to the girl when i was a boy
the End

>charles barkley
>fucking animated furries
>basketball
>the fuck is happening
the end

>>686833390
yup!

>work too hard for the city
>go to some shitty town
>meet pretty cool dude
>some killing
>find out there's a group behind it
>have a shootout
>win

>>686833625
Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden

>>686828934
Oldboy

>>686833607
Dank crystal

>>686833625
bugs nunny basketball adventures with michael jordan

i cant remember the title, but i had a t-shirt of bugs in basketball uniform when i was in high school

it was cool back then, before the black kids took over the style

>>686833607
Dark crystal

>there's a boy in a hotel
>5 star hotel
>monkey makes fart noises with mouth
>monkey and boy become friends and ruin a perfectly good cake

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>>686833499
Yessir

traitor

>>686824571
Hard one

>friends build a box
>quit there wagecuck jobs to focus on box
>get rich
>one of them drugs himself
>he then gets cucked by himself
>they all start bleeding and become severely autistic

It's my favorite movie

>>686833867
so dank! yes, bro. yeeeeeeees.

>>686832406
fast and furious tokyo drift

>>686833772
Good

>>686833720
Hot fuzz

>>686833063
You guys never seen Boogie Nights? It's a great movie it has mark Wahlberg, Burt Reynolds. It's on Netflix you should check it out

>>686834049
correct

>>686832949
the matrix revolutions

>>686833892
yup

>>686833975
steve jobs apple movie?

>>686834092
Plus the best Heather Graham nude scene ever

>>686829105
Forest gump

>>686833150
The last Friday?

>>686833895
Dunstin Checks in?

>>686834151
Nope, pretty sure Jobs doesn't turn autistic

Here's one you youngfags will never get
>young white boy
>magical nigger friend
>a rabbit

>scottish dude falls in love and marries
>his wife gets raped and murdered
>he's like FREEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOM!
>then they rip his fcuking balls out of his ass hole
The End

>>686834334
Braveheart

>>686834290
>pretty sure Jobs doesn't turn autistic
you're joking, right?

Jobs literally died from cancer caused by severe autism.

>burn out gets mistaken for a millionaire

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>>686826541
>Bruce Willis was dead in the 6th Sense
>Joker fucks shit up
kek'd

>>686833975
is this that jared leto movie

>>686834416
yup

Here's a hard one:

>Invisible man
>Jack the Ripper
>Hulk ripoff
>I think someone opens an umbrella at some point?

>>686834319
Song of the South

>>686831514
Jaws, no no. BIGGER Jaws.

>>686829448
Armageddon
>gay

>>686834319
kazaam

>>686834433
He didn't have autism, but I knew he had cancer

>>686834630
I was thinking about that too

Also, did anyone see the Jared Leto tranny movie? I never saw it. Is it worth it or too liberal/SJW?

>>686834654
the club of wild and crazy dudes

>>686829649
mad max

>>686829837
Ghost fuckers

>>686832232
The dinner association?

>>686834770
>He didn't have autism
Dude, he wore the same fucking black turtleneck all the fucking time

That's LITERALLY autism

>>686834286
That is correct

>>686830955
Zathur

>>686834853
exactly right!

>>686834907
yup

>>686834630
>>686834810
Jared Leto is not in it

Big extra hint
>muh time travel

>>686832053
Pixels

>>686824571
>so this nigga just arrives from britain
>he moves in with some woman
>falls in love with her 14yo daughter
>mother dies
>he continues to fuck daughter

>>686832407
Waterboy

>>686829624
Hitchhiker's guide

>boys find a treasure map
>run into gypsy gang
>a retarded mutant helps them
>snickers
>fat belly

>>686835171
oh ok, i knew about the time travel movie. saw the trailer but never saw the movie, is it any good? i might check it out.

>>686832298
Warhammer movie

>hate everyone
>date a bitch
>drown myself with sloots
>must love watching a lot of movies
>call lawyer and tell him a bunch of shit
>he doesn't believe me

>>686835211
lolita (russian version or american version)

>some nigga needs anger management
>construction worker with a higher calling
>turban
>fart tornado in a can
>literally the most useless power ever
>daddy issues gave her superpowers

>shaq
>genie

>>686834678
Yup! Way faster than I thought you would. 1+ internet to you anon!

>>686835335
Goonies

Guess mine

>>686835479
shaquile oneal's fantabulous adventures

>sorry about the pony
>we don't own a pony
>then how come Daddy told me Aunt Deedee got saddled with a loser?

>>686827093
Batman Begins

>>686835375
Canadian Sociopath

>Two bitch ass chicks
>One marrys woman beater
>Ftw.exe bitch leaves woman beater
>Woman beater finds bitch, won't leave her alone
>Bitches niggers make him into BBQ, feed him to detective looking for him.
The end. Good luck LULS

>>686832487
Gotta be Aliens then

>>686835517
Kazaam, again

>>686835450
shiiet, i didnt even know there was a russian version. is it better than the american? (if youve seen it)

>>686835576
Primer? I Googled it because I forgot the name tho

>>686833063
with marky mark? I remember that show but not the name goddamit

>>686835171
primer>>686833975