give me nightmares
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give me nightmares
>>686812965
Go into bathroom.
look at mirror.
Realize you are a loser.
Up all night, man.
>>686812965
Earn your own nightmares you faggot commie.
>>686812965
You're in the woods
You hear some whispering
You start to walk faster
Turn around and see a black figure
You start running
You aren't getting any further away from it
Try to hide
Turn around
You see Anthony Bourdain
He says "No Reservations"
The end
>>686812965
You're the friend.
>>686814028
...wat
Someone explain this shit. For what purpose is this a thing?
>>686813961
> has a tftg fetish
> /aco/'s been dry
Neither my proudest not quietest fap, but it's honest
>>686813754
In the corner of your eye you spot him, Shia Lebouf!
>>686812965
i know that you're german.
>>686814493
Fuck you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gXFSY37LqA
>>686812965
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=eeb_1464380357
with sound pls
>>686814502
Selbst wenn OP n deutsche Kartoffel wäre, was spielt das denn für ne Rolle? Woher willste das überhaupt wissen?
Spasti...
FUCK THE GERMANS! FUCK THEM ALL!
>>686814556
Apparently you got scared. Kek
The last man on Earth sat in a room.
There was a knock on the door.
>>686814694
thats fucked up
>>686814302
is the people who doned his body for the cience after they die
>>686814771
>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=eeb_1464380357
That's fucked up.
>>686816478
donate*
he's a good guy :^)
>>686815806
>>686815806
isn't that till from rammstein?
>>686816688
yes
>>686816688
Yes
Also chekd
>>686816113
I've seen the face of Lucifer.
Wake up from your dreams.
Then you'll realize how much of a nightmare reality is.
>>686814303
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
too spooky
>>686814493
Kek
>>686815112
Nnnnnnooooooooppppppeeee!
>>686814782
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT
>>686816504
http://www.bestgore.com/burn-victim/inmate-brazil-prison-tied-to-mattress-set-on-fire/
>>686818379
Stfu dicksucker
wtf is wrong with you fucking cunt
>>686819102
Who are you talking to pajeet?
>>686817400
Waxy mutha Mary! That is some creep ass shit on a shingle
>>686812965
Get married.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdRCNM2k42o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X2atEH7nCg
>>686814556
nut up you little pussy
>>686818379
Obviously not
the german text kind of gives it away.
>>686814493
>gif
Son do you think I'm an amateur?
>>686821452
I think that you're an arashole. No, that's not correct. EVERYBODY thinks that you are an arshole.
Wait! He isn't dead! Shia Surprise!
There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes.
But you can do Jiu Jitsu
Body Slam superstar Shia LaBeouf
Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf
Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf
You try to swing an axe at Shia LaBeouf
But blood is draining fast from your stump leg
He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left
You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck
You're chopping off his head now
You have just decapitated Shia LaBeouf
His head topples to the floor, expressionless
You fall to your knees and catch your breath
You're finally safe from Shia LaBeouf
>>686813923
Looks like a piece of plastic being punctured. I want something that isn't obviously fake.
