>>686797708
You'd have no idea so I'll ask you:
My gf found out I had a side chick to fuck, I still care about of my GF I know I fun gofed and am a shitty person... Should i try and get her back?

>>686798090

I have no idea.

>>686797708
18 year old kissless virgin here. What's up fam?

>>686798236
>What's up fam?

Not much. What's up with you?

>>686797708
I'm 33 as well, but just ended up randomly fucking some girl the other night. Found a tampon beside my bed in the morning. Have been grossed out ever since.
Why are you a virgin? Fat? No social skills? Do you consider yourself ugly? Why is it with 6 billion other humans you have not had sex once

>>686797708
How many waifus do you have?
Are you excited for VR porn?
Do you have a sexdoll?
When will you give up?
When will you look at yourself and make an actual decision to change it?
How much dignity do you have left?
If none what do you have to lose?
What is you favourite color?

>>686798534
>Why are you a virgin? Fat?

No. Fit.

>No social skills?

Yes, yes, yes.

>Do you consider yourself ugly?

No. 6/10.

>Why is it with 6 billion other humans you have not had sex once

Mucho autismo.

I'm 24 years old and currently kissless virgin. how do i not become you in 9 years?

What keeps you here?
not saying you are a loser or anything, i just really want to know.

>>686798584
>How many waifus do you have?

None.

>Are you excited for VR porn?

You kids and your overly technified masturbatory bullshit.

>Do you have a sexdoll?

No. Should get one though.

>When will you give up?

Such feelings are cyclical anyway.

>When will you look at yourself and make an actual decision to change it?

See above.

>How much dignity do you have left?

Never had any to begin with.

>If none what do you have to lose?

My sanity.

>What is you favourite color?

Ultramarin.

>>686797708
Why no prostitute?

>>686798897
>how do i not become you in 9 years?

Either you are like me or you are not. Shit's predetermined.

>>686799039

The urge to shitpost.

>>686799330
and you do it well my virgin friend

Are you smart?

>>686799317

Too moralistic for a hooker. Too cheap for an escort.

>>686799454

No.

how do you continue on living

>>686799158
tbh fam I am kind of loosing mine and it is fine.

>can't see in 3D
>can't feel real connection with the world
>have no deep emotions

C'mon OP let's go down the rabbit hole. Let go of the survival instinct and just give in. It is a laugh

>>686799685

Physiological homeostasis mainly.

>>686799697

Thanatos?

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32 y.o. here. Haven't had a gf since 2009, so I empathize as much as is possible.

hey maybe we should form a band? Pic related.

>>686799947
No. I don't see the connection. Why not go insane tho?

>>686799947
> Physiological homeostasis
what

>>686797708

How was you day?

>>686800167

Neuroticism is enough.

>>686800168

What what?

>>686800479

Uneventful. 40km bike ride in the morning, writing job applications in the afternoon.

>>686800666
Are you diagnosed with depression? You seem to have it nicely together

>>686800980

I am. On and off SSRIs.

What do you plan for the future?

Where are you from?

How do you feel in general, apart form empty (if so) ?

>>686801231
So how do you see you future?

>>686801898
>What do you plan for the future?

My focus in the future is not to starve to death. Aka finding a job.

>Where are you from?

Germany. Last been working in the UK.

>How do you feel in general, apart form empty (if so) ?

blasé

>>686797708
You're wizard powers grow each day. Remember, you are the party's only hope.

>>686802274

Yeah. The healer sucks.

>>686802253
>blasé

Do the antidepressants not work? Or is it your autism?

>>686802686
wizard, not cleric. Focus on something fun. LIke necromancy. Or extort your party for cash. 10gp per hp healed.

>>686802722

Probably the latter.

>>686803067
Is there no fix?

What's the (if possible non materialistic, i.e. non darwinian) meaning of life?

>>686803260

You have to find your own meaning. Or celebrate the absurdity of existence.

>>686803260
what>>686803515 said.

I'd rather be a virgin never having known love than to be stuck with a broken heart and loving someone who doesn't love you anymore

>>686803756

It's not about love, it's about pee pee friction.

>>686803756
Truth >>686803972

Faggot.

How is the weather?
What is your schooling?
What Jobs are you applying for/What is your dreamjob?
How pretty (/10) would the girl you loose your virginity to be?

>>686797708
Highest education?

>>686805104
>How is the weather?

Good. Sunny and 20°C.

>What is your schooling?

Molecular biology.

>What Jobs are you applying for/What is your dreamjob?

R & D scientist in industry.

>How pretty (/10) would the girl you loose your virginity to be?

5 / 10+

>>686805401

PhD.

>>686803972
its not hard to get laid if thats all you're looking for. Are you that ugly?

>>686797708
i'm 26 forever alone

>>686805678

No. But I am that socially retarded.

>>686805955
Try working on it?

>>686806172

I tried half my life working on it. But it only gets worse.

>>686806264
Does it make you feel bad about yourself?

>>686806264
How so? Do you think you are remembering the right things from those experiences?

>>686805955
Take some beta blockers. They block out you being beta

have you ever come close to fucking or kissing a girl?

>>686806726

Of course it does.

>>686806783

I am essentially incapable of learning anything. When I act socially, I am in autopilot and the autopilot sucks.

>>686806834
beta blockers will block anxiety, which doesn't sound like OP's issue.

>>686806943

No. There is not a single occasion where a girl was interested in me.

>>686806993
There must be a way out of it. I am kinda in the same shoes as you.

>>686807026
it was joke, you slime

>>686806993
>Of course it does.

How are you awkward? Like, what do you do or say to make you think you're beta?

>>686807148
Now that you mention it, I realize it was.

>>686797708
22 year old kissless virgin anything here
i don't want to end like, what a do?

>>686807367

Usually boring commonplaces because I have no idea what I should say. If drunk enough, creepy stuff.

>>686806993
>incapable of learning anything
>has PhD in molecular biology

Social interactions are simple. Be polite, respectful, and if you a joke to make that's cool, say it. Try to enjoy people, find a trait in their personality or looks that you find funny and focus on it. What's so hard?

>>686807541
Impove yourself

what do you think of Indians

>>686807926
Explain further.

>>686807678
Here's the basic thing: there's nothing you *should* say. Social interactions are made to have fun. If you have nothing to say, just answer the questions and people will assume you're shy, which is perfectly fine.

>>686797708
why wont you kill yourself?
got 8 more years to be a wizard, but gonna kill myself if my life's still shit before 30s. dont want to be the guy who starts threads like these.

do you have any friends?

>>686807883
>Social interactions are simple.

No. They are unbelievably complex.

>What's so hard?

That nobody enjoys me. I am not funny, eloquent, witty or interesting. I am like a fucking robot.

>>686808053

The subcontinental or native American variety?

>>686808233

Well. That obviously didn't work.

>>686808262

No.

>>686797708
Don´t see the problem. I´ve had a lot of sex, kissed more girls then I can remember. But in the end anon, I still enjoy looking at the sunset with a beer and enjoying the moment more then sex. Don´t feel too bad

>>686808185
Study your imperfections. I guess you are pretty socially awkward. So what you do is you analize your behaviour and try to pinpoint where to improve and do so. Do this from day-to-day and hopefully you will see better days.

>>686808793
If it's so easy why didn't you try it yourself?

>>686808642
subcontinental ones

>>686808642
Do you have any real life friend?

start working out and going to clubs even though you have noone to go with. Eventually you'll meet a drunk enough girl who wants to fuck you. Worked for me

>>686809116
Oh, I'm not OP
>>686807926
>>686808793

>>686808455
>They are unbelievably complex
then how come some low level fucktards can be good at it?

>I am not funny, eloquent, witty or interesting. I am like a fucking robot

If you're ok with it, then why not. Have you ever considered LSD, or (even better) MDMA? They make wonders at breaking the ice and open your mind.

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>>686809328

They are alright I guess.

>>686809404

No.

>>686809431

I was working out a lot in my 20s. Let it slide bit in the last years but my body is still pretty okay.

>>686809581
>then how come some low level fucktards can be good at it?

Because we all have different talents? Or none at all.

>>686809794
Is that a pic of you OP?