green baby

18 cm

7 inch i guess

metric system here, how to measure in inches? is it like the lenght or the width of the thumb?

>>686798134
1'' is 2.54cm. 30cm is approximately 1 foot (12 inches)

>>686797020
im orange could be worse i could be red

Where all my red niggas at?

>>686797020
orange master race bois

>>686797020
imperial system

how is the stone age?

>>686798134
1 inch is 2.54 cm

>>686797020
16cm or 6.3"

It's okay, but it could be thicker. At least it's not baby cock.

>>686797020
just measured at 7.75'', so i guess i'm green.

Reppin yellow

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>>686797020
damn I'm a yellow loser
I'm sorry my master

>>686797020
Yellow reporting in.

Blue. RudyPoo here.

>>686798308
idk does Europe still light her streets with oil lamps or maybe she taken to using some American inventions perhaps???

>>686797020
Blue Moister race here, 9.1 inches hard

>>686798308
So what size wheels do you have on your car?

Yellow boy

>>686797020
yellow

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you dont just say masterrace to anything youre in. thats not how that works you stupid jew
yellow here

>>686797020
Green master here.

>>686797020
Whoever made this cares more about their cock size than math. I am both yellow and orange because I fall dead on six. Dumb niggers.

>>686797020
green I guess, but I bet I could take the same in diameter

>>686798308
Has your country been to the moon?

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>>686798608
"inventions", you mean stealing the work of the European Nikola Tesla because capitalism?

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Green and pierced

>>686797020
Yellow noob here

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>>686798419
>>686798308
Obvious orange is obvious

Red when soft, red when hard

>>686797020
ORANGE MASTER RACE

FUCK ALL YOU WITH YOUR GIGANTIC MUTANT COCKS BITCHES

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>>686797020
>Yellow
>6-7
such an unrealistic chart, here's a better one.

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>>686798891
>Moon landing is a hoax
But has yours been?

>>686799093
No way thats green. It's yellow or really close to yellow

>>686797020
>tfw yellow
I'm beder than u :^)

>>686798992
European American*
Tesla gtfo of that shithole

Below red when soft yellow when hard I'm a hugeeee grower

>>686797020
Greenie Weenie here.

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>>686799357
Dude, the purpose of the fake documentary about USA never been to the moon is to show how easy it is for TV to fool people.

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>>686799262
can there be one fucking cuck free thread for once jesus christ

>>686799500
Yeah I'm like 2 inches soft and alittle over 6 hard.
I would much rather be a shower

>>686799656
it's a hard life we lead

>>686797020
Yellow.
Oh baby.

>>686798992
You mean the Serbian Nikola Tesla? Who moved to America to live and work with his idol Thomas Edison. Who did betray him for capitalism but Edison invented the lightbulb himself. He cockblocked Tesla's alternating current which put all of us back several decades and made Tesla die a poor ditch digger but Edison invented the lightbulb.

>>686799656
bruh, i know those feels. i'm sometimes like 1-2'' soft and almost 8'' hard. on a really really good day i could be like 5-6'' soft, but that's rare/requires like 10% boner

>>686797020
17cm
between yellow and green
but still feels insecure

>>686798295
>>>/r9k/

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>>686799464
your ancestors were unwanted criminals, prisonners, and prostitutes from Europe. Mine were goatfuckers and goats... So let's both gtfo

>>686799639
What i'm 6-9? How am i a cuck then?

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>>686798308
》Fuck yeah

>>686798608
>what is Philips

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>>686800128
Here's the superior version

>>686799607
Yes, of course, and the Earth surely is round.

faggot

>>686800128
>The rest of the world isn't as great or as cool as America

Tell us something we don't know.

>>686799998
just like that Off By one

>>686798608
>>686798722
>>686798891
>>686799464

>found the Stone Age butthurt

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>>686798308
Dont mock the US.
All the more advanced third world countries use the imperial system.

>>686797020
Yellow/Green, my dick size fluctuates

>>686797020
Yellow 6.5" reporting in

Tfw less than red.

>>686799941
same im about 3" soft and 7.67 hard

>>686797020
4 or 5 seconds? 8 or 9 seconds? Wtf are you measuring here, faggot?

Is it possible to please a woman with red?

In between orange and yellow

>>686801574
no

>>686801574
you can please her by letting a green fuck her

>>686801179

same here. i am more of a grower than a shower. sometimes when i am jerking off and supper excited. i sometimes wonder where all this extra cock came from.

>>686801779
green here. half the women i've been with still told me i'm too small, the other half said i was about perfect.

>>686799262
>asian
>white
>mexican
>nigga
>NIGGER

>>686802102
>7''-8''
>small
i guess they were just used to fucking horses before you

>>686800313
toppest of keks friendo

>>686802123
>nigger*
>niggest*

>>686800313
Lul

>>686797020
6.5'' length 6'' circumference

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Green. Just gotta find someone to put it in.

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Green Toptier 1337 GOD

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Green here. 7.7

>>686797020
7.5 inches in length, my girth of 7 inches makes up for it being short though

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What does this guy rank as?

>>686797020
Yellow

>>686798608
American and can't speak english

>>686797020
Right inbetween yellow and green

>>686798308
Doesn't american use imperial?

>>686803587
Americunts are degenerate fucks.

>>686800313

Nice

>>686798134
You know of this thing called the internet? It's an information super-highway.

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>>686799222
>>686800777

>>686797020
Red masterrace here. Wish there was a color to represent 3 inches or smaller cuz that's the category I fit in

>>686804036
have you considered suicide, or have you fetishized it as a defense mechanism?

>>686800313
Well you Amercans circumsise kids and love jews. Europeans don't.

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That feel when I'm red... feelsbadman

>>686804285
No, why?

>>686799093
Bic lighters are 3.25" definately not green

yellow. Get on my level.

>>686804675
because i've never heard of a small dicked guy that didnt fit into either category. i'm honestly surprised people like you exist

>>686797020
Roll

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>>686799107

ideal size tbh familia

>>686803417
Sauce?

>>686797020
Who the fuck needs a 4" pepper grinder.

>>686797020
I'm Yellow: Big enough not to be a dissapointment, but I wont have any women going crazy over my size, meaning I have to actually be charming and attractive.

>>686797020
green mang

green here, no complaints

My penis is orange/yellow. But I have a blue one to shove up my butt.

my dick is 4 inches :(

>>686797020
Do you meassure your dick while its hard? Or is that cheating?

>>686797020
green mafaka

Almost green here

>>686798308
gj i like how so many amerifags got mad at this

>>686807747
while hard, along the top. statisticians use bone pressed length (with the ruler pressed into the pubic bone) so they can compare people of varying bodyfat levels. most people, however, prefer to measure just the visible portion of the dick, since you'll only be using about half of the "hidden" dick when balls deep

Yellow, FeelsGoodenoughMan

>>686807514
mine is -1 inches

>>686808902
it's not funny man, I fucking hate it :/

>>686809101
bathmateshop.us
/products/bathmate-hydromax-x20
try it. you, literally, have almost nothing to lose

>>686808211
thank god, i thought i had a small dick

Haha long boy!

>>686797020
http://www.strawpoll.me/10345495/r
Vote here

>>686797020
Yellow slightly above average race.

>>686799093
That's like 5.5

>>686799941
Wish I had a go go gadget dick. Do you ever do party tricks with it?

>>686810961
nah, in fact i don't let women i'm with see me with anything less than half of a hardon
>tfw super insecure about microcock

>>686811245
You could always try jelqing for flaccid gains.
I've got the same problem but I only go from like 2-3 to 6.5. Bitches still like it so whatever, as long as I get off.

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>>686797020
>tfw have Blue dick but ugly as shit and no money

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>>686812140
>tfw you're a nigger