>>686777007

Don't do it, it creates mustard gas.

ruins camera with ink. I remember when these were creative

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in hand.

>>686777007
Mustard grass

>>686777007
what is this supposed to do? burn your skin?

>>686777418
it causes yeast infection, as black color absorbs all the light,

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guys... i think its just a fun trick...
not a trap...

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>>686777007
Really funny gais.

>>686777532
This.

Cite me, I'm a plebotomist

>>686777007
don't do it your toilet will blow up

>>686777418
Yep. My kid did it. I'm a failure as a parent. Laughed at her being stupid though.

not get

>>686777290
feel free to make sure the camera isn't touching the ink. Or, wait for the ink to dry you fucking autist.

>>686777686

HAHAHA! look! the faggot really did it!!!1

>>686777007
Don't do it, it will cause you skin cancer.

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Don't do it, you"ll turn black.

>>686777418
As most people know, black absorbs light, that's what makes black things hotter(minus women). What you probably also know is heat is simply the movement of atoms. Your average cell phone's flash can increase the speed of atoms to a speed at which, if they collide will create a black hole. This black hole will be tiny, but it will be enough to fuck your hand up real good before it evaporates.

>>686777686
>how-to-repair-a-broken-iphone-screen.jpg

lel.

Its supposed to absorb the heat and burn your hand slightly

but only for a pussy, which having an iphone means youre giant pussy already

>>686777777

>>686777686
I preferred the dog picture

>>686777965
>black hole
fuck off dude thats not even creative

Retards were doing it at my local highschool. Hard to believe that they were about to graduate.

It doesn't cause a yeast infection or damage phones. It just really hurts and anyone who does it is a fucking dumbass.

>>686778075
Your dealing with black ink... If the ink was blue, it would be a blue hole...

>>686777007
don't do it, this will turn you into a negro

>>686778043
My doggos didnt consent to that. You must delete that photo or it's basically rape.

>>686777965
> (minus women)
my sides

has anyone even tried this yet?

>>686777007
Don't do it. The camera reads it as a qr code. It has all of your DNA sequencing and personal information encoded into it and allows that information to be uploaded to clandestine servers.

>>686777989
lol, poorfag detected

>>686778535
>not buying shit phone
>poor

i shiggydiggy faggot

>>686778456
shit was cash in those days... i was making crystals all day with my sister back in the 90s... i wish those days would come back

>>686778289
topkek

Who the fuck wants to do that shit anyways if you can just download a wallpaper of stars?

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>>686777965
>Black Hole
>Mfw
Should i do it with some friends tho?
>Inb4 i know he's joking faggots.

>>686778675
Geotags

>>686778535
Steve Jobs called... He wants his aids back

>>686778702
I zozzled a bit.

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>>686777007
WHOA THANKS MAN I JUST FUCKED UP MY HAND DOING THIS SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?

>>686777290
It just shocks you, you fucking sped

>>686777747
>Being this close to hexs and thinking about his children

>>686778954
Nothing happend

>>686779226
>>686778954
My dick fell off.

>>686779226
wait 24 hours. your dick will fall off.

>>686779266
>>686779277
Dub magic

>>686778954
>>686778954
The fuck is this?

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>>686779266
>>686779277
>>686779355
Is this real life?

>>686779266
>>686779277
>>686779355
>>686779404
Three dubs then 404
wow

>>686778456
easiest crystal meth i ever made

>>686777965
>(minus women)
fuck you for ruining my sides

>>686779404
do it and find out

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>>686779266
>>686779277
>>686779355
>>686779533

Guise??

>>686778702
Lost. Fucking.. lost.

>>686777965
Fuck haha

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>>686777007
ill bite.
1/2

Guise plz help and send me real life hax!

>>686778702

Fucking kek'd hard

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>>686779895
2/2

You're all welcome /b/ros

>>686777007
I've always wanted to have some melanoma on me.

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>>686777747
>kid
>her
post pics

>>686777007
Maybe its because i dont have an iShit but this didnt do anything.

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tried this one when I woke up this morning and needed some "energy" to drive to the sunday daycare to pick up my kid.

%triforce

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>>686777007

>>686780194
(zalgo) He lied to us (/zalgo)

>>686780194
Tard

>>686778702
the first time in a long while I've properly burst out laughing when on /b/ - thanks for the laughs

>>686780301
newfag detected

>>686777777

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>>686777965
>hat's what makes black things hotter(minus women)

>>686780194
*sniggers*

%triforce

Newfag

>>686780151
how to weed out the newfags

>>686777692
Excuse me, sir, but your pun is showing.

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>>686780093
>>686778289

>>686780194
You're doing it wrong.

>>686780301
Oh god..

>>686777965
black girls like to fucc little dicked, tiny whitey boys what'cha talking about nigga

>>686778170

Only a little bit

>>686777007
DO NOT DO IT! IT WILL GIVE YOU AIDS

>>686778167
Clap clap.

>>686780151
>greentext
*italics*
**bold**
*item 1
*item 2
*item 3
[zalgo]Nezperdian hive-mind[/zalgo]
if 1*2<3:
print "hello, world!"
~~strikethrough~~
super^script
[spoiler]text[/spoiler]

>>686781265
anything black will give you aids tbh

>>686777682
But it is a trap. By exposing the ink to any source of light. The chemicals turns into toxic nerve gas.

>>686780079
>not believing people above 15 come here

>>686780714
LOST

>>686780151
[zalgo] shit [/zalgo]

>>686780151
%triforce

>>686781341
o the summer is too soon upon us

>>686777858
but how did he take the picture?

>>686781671
Stop it

>>686780151
▲
▲ ▲

>>686779404
Fucking newfags. Google the pic. Its just exercises for carpal tunnel. There's more to that pic and its in moon runes.

>>686781670
Mexifag here, this is 100% legit

>>686781956
▲
▲ ▲

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omg guys I got a good one
put your hand on your face liek this if your hand is too big you have the cancer
epic lulz share with you're friends

>>686781670
spaniard here, bitches love to get called puta

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>>686782075
Fuck off, hoto

>>686778702
that one got me good.
does it work the other way too?
I imagine to spray them yellow so that they realize to be chineese antz and start working for me the great leader MAO asking no questions and lifting my shit, bring me a beer ...?

>>686781670
Tried it, best fuck of my life

careful guys this is the recipe for chlorine gas like they use in WWIII trench warefare

>>686782075
Que tal?

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>>686781401
I'm 44 my negro

>>686780714
LOL'd

>>686782075
sudaca here. Can confirm

>>686782229
ok

>>686781795
there's a new app for things like that

>>686782343
Bien, gracias. Tu madre dice que apagues el ordenador y hagas los deberes.

>>686782229
Fuck you faggot, I love my mum

>>686782750
Ya he terminado el curso, estoy con selectividad,
literatura universal.
Tu que haces?

%triforce

>>686782485
De donde eres?

it just shocks you a bit, i did it a while back

>>686778887
>shocks
>summerfag detected
How fucking retarded are you?

>>686780714
fuck you got me

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>>686780151


>NEWFAGS CAN'T CLOVERFORCE

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>>686780714

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>>686783450
I fucked up. The clovers didn't appear. I'm an embarrassment to 4chan

>>686782229
fuck you bazinga

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>>686782229

>>686782229
niggerkid

>>686782229
Shit man

>>686782229
Why did you do this

>>686781670
hahaha "Whore"

>>686782229
Bodiple

>>686782229
>)
bazooper

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>>686777007
This is supposed to actually " shock you " but it doesn't, even if you press it on your skin extremely hard, it does nothing.

Most people who do experience a small burn is from the sheer heat of the flashlight itself, but it only lasts for as long as the light is on.


It's basically just another shitty Facebook thing that will die out once people learn it's fake as shit.

>>686777007
fucking shocked me :^(

>>686780714
There's a trick I know it.

>>686782229
Zimbabwe

>>686782229
fine

>>686782229
Oi

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>>686784465
Thanks m8 now I can game and jack off all night.

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>>686780194
>>686780301
>>686781341
>>686781468
>>686781671
>>686783034

>>686782388
kek'n check'd

>>686780010
what the fuck

>>686784687
This is B8 ?

>>686782229

fuck

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>>686782229

>>686782016
Check'd

>>686784465
The last one is just a test doctors do to see if you have tendon damage. If it hurts, see a doctor. There is a better test than that as it tests for more than one condition, but I forgot the name.

>>686784687
nah i tried that like 2 years ago, worked. left out the food color tho didnt have any but doesnt matter.

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>>686777965
>(minus women)

>>686782229
thats just mean bro

>>686784687
just google what a bleach ammonia reaction does

>>686784814
Vote here guys
http://www.strawpoll.me/10343493

>>686783402
It does shock you

>>686782229
Tazdingo

>>686782229
Fuck you

>>686780714
Ha!

>>686778841
paint it white to repair it.

>>686782229

cunt

>>686782229
Shhhheeeeeiit

>>686777686
the absolute madman!

>>686777965
>makes black things hotter (minus women)
>black things
>(minus women)
You liek black diks?

>>686785336
How the fuck would it shock you? Either this is b8 or you're seriously retarded. Black absorbs light, and what is the flash on your camera? A very strong light. It slightly burns you because the black is absorbing all of the light from the flash.

>>686782797
Omg I can't believe this worked

>>686785336
It does :^(

>>686778456
I'm going to try this right now, I'll report back later

>>686785760
trust me you wont report back in later

>>686785760
Newfag confirmed

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>>686777965
>(Minus women)

>>686780010
so why exactly would anyone want to do this?

>>686784687
>>686785071

>>686782229
BEKONGO

>>686777007
50% chance on skin cancer dont

>>686778702
HOLY FUCK , TOP KEK

>>686785559
Nah it's legit dude, super popular right now I see a bunch of teens doing it

>>686778413
this could work actually

>>686782229
Finite

>>686777007
Only works on niggers

>>686782032
But guys theres a way to saveyourself xD. If your hands are too big. You probably have hand cancer. Just chop them off and DA TA NOCANCERXDXDXDXD

>>686782229
Thats low

>>686782229
Fk off

>>686782229

Beijing

>>686782229
Bazteka

>>686782229
bazooka

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>>686782229
cancer

>>686782229
Bekleka

>>686782229
God damnit Sheldor!

>>686782229
Shablanga

>>686784875
errr?

>>686786833
fuck i been watching this gif over and over since i 1st saw it here in the chan
>need a fucking explanation NAO

>>686784687
totally not mustard gas

>>686782229
mommy no :c

>>686786833
wtf, context of this gif?

>>686786833
he put too much weigh on it or what?

>>686784465
I have hypermobility and that's actually how I strech my thumb.

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>>686783882
dead

>>686782229
bopzinkles

>>686782229
all take da bate

>>686782229
Zebwimbwa

▲
▲ ▲
did i do it right?

>>686787079
>shifts his weight onto the stick
>stick breaks
>neck breaks
>can now park anywhere

>>686787310
upvote if you got scared!

>>686782229
jam

>>686777007
Do niggers get their skin burnt any time a flash goes off near them? Or of you touch a nigger with your camera and the flash touches his skin?

>>686782229
hi

>>686787478
How do you up vote?

>>686787310
This reminds me that there is a spider on my balcony I have to kill. Sitting on the ceiling, I hate killing them above my head.

>>686782229
plis no

>>686785559
He's right anon, it does shock you

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>>686782229

>>686787079

He was about to rape your mom in the ass, but he smelled her and decided to commit suicide instead.

>>686787601
lol, its easy af
>newfag

>>686782229
Fuck you Shelby

I LOVE YOU MOM

>>686779481
Is this just fantasy?

>>686782229
RiP Mommy nuu ;-;

>>686782229
k

>>686782229

>>686780714
anyone else wanna rape that tiny mouth?

>>686784875
lol if u do this it'll cause the cyanide in almond to build up. not kidding.
almond is rich in cyanide but its harmless as long as u dont try to build it up like the guide.

>>686782229
fuck off

>>686778456

if I do this in the car, is that a good suicide method?

>>686780301

H̨͙̀a̜̻̳̺̺̠̕̕h̺̩̹͎̥̫̣̝̬͝a̷̺͈̟͜͞ͅ

>>686788048
Caught in a landslide

>>686782229
Fuck off

>>686787472
lost