i havent but i can tell u already id be the life of the party those chicks would be allllll over me

i did once with my gf.....it was quite odd....maybe even embarassing

>>686761912
whats wrong with their dicks? they look like they have extra skin on them

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>>686762374

i went alone in germany once. Just because i wanted to try. It was a pretty good experience.

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>>686762374
They are uncircumcised.

anyone got pics? im interested

>>686762456
Quit being a sheltered little faggot

>>686762363
>>686762527
>>686762533
Tell us more?

>>686762200
shut up baby dick

>>686761912
My father and mother used to visit them a lot. Naturally as a kid i have visited them as well, but stopped going nude after maybe 12 yo and after 14 we never visited a nude beach again.

>>686762856
Do your parents still go?

>>686762374

who said anything about their dicks

>>686761912
There's one in the city I live. Iused to go years ago when children were allowed. Fapped like crazy.
Than children were forbidden and I lost the interest.

>>686762934
Not anymore no, at least i dont think so. Not that i care either way.

>>686762762
I don't know what you people think a nudist beach is... it's the same as a regular beach just with nude people... it's not a sex party...

>>686762765

im 6 inch soft so suck it if u can

>>686761912
I'm not a yank, so being nude at the beach is no biggie. Quite normal actually.

We're not afraid of our bodies outside the US you know.

>>686763082
sure you are

>>686763082
Calm down, cringe kid.

>>686762765

u sound xenophobic

Yeah there's one that I frequent a lot. It's clothing optional so most of the time it's old people naked. The occasional group of young people will come because the beach is much cleaner than the public beach is.
It's really not all that great.

>>686762762
well i was spending the summer with my family at the beach anyway. On the map i discovered the fkk-Area. So i went there with a towel and a book when everybody else was eating or sunbathing. there were quite a lot of people. I just put my clothes off and started reading and sunbathing. After putting some suncreme on the dangerous parts. I also went into the water. Everything was pretty chilled and i felt very free and relaxed.

ITT: Prudish americans being startled by the human body.

>>686763370

they all have little weewees

>>686762363
>>686762762
im 26 and i went to that nude beach last year. there were lot of 50-60yo couples and few young persons around 20-30 yo.... the worst part was when we went swimming : opnce i came out of the water my dick was so tiny and i was really uncomfortable, even even thought anyone seemed to pay attention.
After all not that good idea for me, but my gf had fun....

>>686763082
Sucks to be you

Cable Beach in Broome. Riding dirt bikes with cousin checking for backpacker hotties. See cousin's older brother's 4wd up ahead. Pull up. He's lying on a towel naked with some other dude cuddling. Wtf.jpeg. Ride away. Get home. Cousin has tears on face because just found out brother is a faggot. Lulz were had.

GDR fag here, haven't been to a nude beach since i was a kid and honestly spoken nowadays dread the idea because of my libido being a tad too strong for that. even though other younger people told me it's not that big of a deal when you pop a boner but idk. it's a compliment to some, a reason to have you ganked to others

>>686763695

i havent tried but i dont wanna cum in my mouth

>>686763289
Is the beach cleaner because fewer people go?

>>686763088
Dude I've been to two nude beaches in the US and people where quite chill at both.

>>686763082
A dick that large has two states. Soft, and failing to get hard.

>>686763903
I think it is more the attitude towards the environment from most people that frequent nude beaches. Environmental friendly, in contact with nature, save the earth etc etc

>>686764094
That makes sense, thank you.

>>686764078

i dont live in the states im in canada

>>686764182
topkek

>>686764500

its more of a hugekek than a topkek

>>686764645
faggot

>>686764182
That's OK, we know your dick is so long that it could be in another country.

>>686764698

no thanks i just handle the women

>>686764738

i have tried sneaking over the border once

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Can I bring a camera to one? I have a big fuckoff DSLR, but don't need a criminal record.

>>686764182
fucking kek

>>686764887

great thread though ?

nope but i seen some crazy bitch in SF leading nude protests. most of them were fat and hairy, but her daughter is kinda cute

>>686763903
>>686764094
A little of both. The beach is on a fresh water island, big vacation spot being 20 minutes from the city. Lots of bros go to the public beaches and its usually covered with diapers and broken bottles.
The nude beach is great, people clean it regularly and have put up volleyball nets.
There's a secret beach too and I got a hand job there once.

just a question, is it easier to pickup girls from a nude beach? if you have a decent body and face and all

when i go to the beach naked all the girls ask me to bbq later that evening

>>686764881
Just put it up your ass and pretend to fart when taking a pic

>>686765830
You have to be over 18 to use this site.

>>686765622
as long as you don't point it at anyone under 18 you should be good

they say i make them feel the urge for a footlong

>>686764881
i think it is fairly frowned upon. I think they will call the cops on you if you are not a family and are randomly taking pictures.

>>686765943
meant for >>686764881

>>686765929
Oh I am so sorry to bring potty humour in here. I did not reallize the big boys don't like that.

>>686766027
That's what I assumed, thank you

>>686765508
no
see >>686763039
It is just like a normal beach, just minus the clothing.

was fun i gotta go play with the sausage cya

I don't know what you thought nude beaches were, but it's basically dix as far as eye can see. You know who visit nude beaches? Old people

>>686761912
Twice. Once where access was easy - got to see the spectrum of humanity, and let me tell you, some of it I can't exorcise from my brain. The other required a bit of a hike. But I was with a girlfriend, and it was all I could do to concentrate on not "standing out" from the crowd. That detracted from the experience.

>>686764881
Either keep it very exposed or very stored. If you want to use it, ask permission.

ITT: children

>>686766996
No, just Americans

>>686767065
The difference being..?

>>686765622
>all the girls
all the girls at a nude beach attend the same barbeque in the evening?
what prompts someone to always invite you to bbq

>>686767682

to make sure im the only one who shows up

>>686767682
dont hate the playa hate god

>>686768688

quite the size difference

>>686768828

you homo

Why are all these dicks uncircumcised?

>>686769052

Because most of them are in Europe and it's not common practice for us to mutilate our children.

>>686761912
yeah me. my dick is more tanned now, summer AND winter. even 5 years later.

>>686769052
Because they're europoor without health insurance .

>>686769284
I think your dick is supposed to be tanner, but that's cool

Yes I have and it sucks because you have to constantly watch out to not get your dick burned.

Ass is also in burning danger zone so no fucking thanks anymore. Also there are the occasional creeps who only go there to watch.

>>686769379
huehue, actually most eurpean countries have decent healthcare and dont have to sell their house to pay the bills for a broken bone like amerifags.

>>686769379
i'm circumcised and didn't payed for it.

>>686769052
because theres literally no reason to circumcise other than being a filthy jew or being in a country controlled by filthy jews (ie: the US of gay)

Went to the nude beach in Sandy Hook, NJ with my gf. It was relaxing and all but there were too many dudes around us staring at her tits. Wouldn't come back again unless we were with more friends

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>>686763370

>STUPID AMERICAN YOU WANT CHEESEBURGER YOU WANT MIRRION DORRAR STUPID AMERICAAAAN

>>686769742
You got your dick mutilated for free? Wow, that's awesome!.

>>686761912
We've been to nudist camping last 2 years for 8 and then 10 days. This year we are going for 30 days. With wife and 2 kids.

>>686770097
How is it? How did get started? Tell me more.

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>>686769916
Haters gonna hate

Anyone in the Northeast US, you can go to Gunnison Beach in NJ, it's the biggest nude beach on the east coast.

It's also not like that picture. There are occasionally hot women there but you're really going for yourself.

>>686770373
>Going for yourself
What do you get out of it? I want to know how it feels

>>686763901
kys

>>686769935
Sandy Hook is fun, I agree with you about the staring but an equal number of women stare at me or my dick. It's somejing you're either capable of accepting or you're not, I suppose.

>>686766048
true both ways

>>686770453
It's just really freeing. I love being naked at home and I love being naked at the beach. The beach has some real natural feel to it, like an instinctive urge to it, and I like being naked there.

>>686770044
Free Health Care, how do you feel now amerifag? You call yourselfs free country, so, tell me why it costs so much to live?

>>686770746
please dont take the obvious bait.

>>686761912
Nasty cheese dicks

>>686762598
This guys got the right idea.

>>686770230
It's the best way to spend the vacation. Much more chill than bikini beaches. Not full of loud posers, altho the number of germans is alarming. Feels a bit like third reich at times.

We went to a local river on boat a lot and when we were in areas where there is no one, my older son and I would take off the clothes once in water. There was zero risk because the water is murky, so even if someone would come close they wouldn't notice. Swimming nude just feels way more natural. Of course we'd put on swimming suit before coming out of the water so we pretty much didn't even see eachother. Then younger son tried it out and loved it too and then finally wife tried it out and found out how much more natural it feels.

After that we decided to go specificly to a nude beach when we go to the sea at summer. We just went 2 days to test if it would feel awkward with other naked people around us. It didn't, it felt completely natural.

So then we decided we are going to go to naturist camping and did it. I have a very stressful every day life, but going to a naturist camp site is so relaxing, I am completely reset for 6 months afterwards.

>>686770453
Also I go with my woman and we just lay around naked together soaking up sun and swimming in the ocean. It's really great. People do sneak glances but who cares? Means we're both young and hot

>>686769935
You gotta go there during the week the weekend is mobbed with pervs.

>>686769379
paying to butcher your baby's dick?

that seems sensible

>>686761912
Been to a few in Caribbean and Mediterranean with my wife. Seems almost always the people at the nude beaches are the last people you want to see nude. Mostly older and flabbier.

>>686770543
I wouldn't have minded the staring if there were more women around doing the same thing to others but it was mostly dudes. The only few women at the beach were over 60 and we are both pretty young.

>>686761912
Most REAL nude beaches, the chicks are left over hippie chicks. Most are either old, or ugly

>>686770893
classic dumb yank, not understanding the rest of the world teaches their kids personal hygiene

rather than just chopping bits off to please the jewlords

>>686770946
fucking disgusting pedo.. watching your kids naked. I bet you want to molest them. just kys and the world will be better place

No, but would like to. Would be liberating to be able to walk around and not be concerned that people might smile or snicker at your bodily imperfections, whatever they thought inside. Probably quite therapeutic.

>>686771264
The one in Sandy Hook NJ you have to go on a weekend, usually a Sunday. Otherwise it's just retirees.

I would put the male-female ratio at 60/40 and the average age at 45. Lots of cute early twenties chicks but they're always with their boyfriends. I've gone every summer for years now (started at 21 and am now 28) and I think I'll keep going forever basically.

>>686770373
What about Haulover Beach? I've been to both, and Gunnison didn't seem like it had as much shoreline, it was however more crowded if that's what you mean.

Still both are good beaches

Yeah I went to one and popped a viagra I was only 18 so has hanging major dong

>>686771772
I've never been to Miami unfortunately. Seems well-reviewed though

>>686771767
that's pretty good to know.
thanks /b/ro

>>686767065
These ppl are like white mudslimes.... fucking medieval idiots

>>686772089
Np man, just make sure youre prepared to see the bad with the good.

>>686771767
I live 10 mins from sandy hook. Yeah it has a lot of older dudes if you go at the wrong time. I've never been there because my weiner is small. :^)

>>686772126
Wew lad.

>>686771461
Nudism has nothing to do with sex. If the first association you have from a naked child body is sex then you're the fucking pedo, pedo.

>>686772352
Nah don't let that slow you down, literally no one cares. I think the confidence you gain from showing it off will make you happier

>>686769052
Wait... two nude women, and your eyes wander there and linger long enough to contemplate? Fag.

>>686772895
It is only natural for males to compare penis size.

>>686772895
There's actually three nude women you tard

>>686761912
No. But I'll tell you a story about a cunt does - the bloke who stole my family..

> Worked every hour I could to keep my woman in nice lifestyle.
> Still wanted more.
> Took extra work on when girls where born.
> Still wanted more.
> Leaves me for a plumber who did our wetroom
> The prick is a fucking hippy
> Now my wife is a hippy all of a sudden.
> Festivals and VW scene.
> Daughters think this guy is a God ( plays guitar, surfs, spiritual etc )
> Finds out that he is a naturist.
> Takes my family with him all over Europe.
> Prick walks around shitty European villages with my naked wife and daughters.
> My own mum told me she has met him and he is 'really great with the girls anon - you should be thankful '
> Dad told me to win them back by working harder and proving I am right all along.
> Friends tell me she and the girls are so relaxed and happy and want to emigrate.
> Dad still insists extra hours at work will solve it. 'Be the provider that useless hippy cant be'

What do?

>>686770746
I don't understand. I live in US and have free healthcare. Only lazy plebes don't have healthcare which is how it should be.

>>686773573
killing spree

http://millerreport.us/police/bodycam-footage-released-flagstaff-officer-involved-shooting/ bump

>>686773634
>'Murica
>Free

The NSA is watching your bantz

>>686773634
land of the fee
home of the slave

>>686773573
fuck them, its not worth the effort, they are alredy degenerate.

find a woman that isint dumb cumdumpster

>>686773573
dump them. They will realise that living the hippy way of life is pretty shitty once you run out of money.

>>686773573
> Falling for the "women want money"
> Women actually want attention
Fucking loser.

>>686773304
Never crossed my mind.

oh my u dorks still here looking at the weenies

>>686775013
women actually want both, she has anon for money, but realises she cant have both from anon, so fucks around with hippie for the second part.
Not trying to meme, but i think anon is legit getting 'cucked'

i have checked out several while vacationing in different parts of SEA. what i saw was old, saggy, overly tanned french and german people. they are nothing like the movie ideal. dont bother.

>>686775412
try czech republic or ukraine. much wider mix of age groups

>>686768688
moar like this?

>>686770946
That sounds pretty okay, thank you for sharing

>>686775674
If I (like most on here) went to a Ukrainian nude beach I would just collapse on the ground nutting uncontrollably. They would probably have to call an ambulance and put me on an electrolyte drip...