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What is /B/ drinking? Homemade Cafe Au Lait (cafe latte for you
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What is /B/ drinking? Homemade Cafe Au Lait (cafe latte for you pleps) made from mexican vanilla coffee beans. Cold brewed for 24 hours overnight with 2 zero calorie sweetner and low fat milk.
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In B4 faggot drink
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God your your parents must hate you
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>>686749314
I moved out 13 years ago at age 16. Cuz they got divorced...wait.. maybe you are right
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damn dude nice drink! mexican vanilla coffe beens are rare u sound like a professional. ffrom mr memeista cx.
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>>686749367
But why did ypu have to be an adshole about it?

' look at me I drink fancy latte to make up for mommy issues'

Fuck you fag. I drink nesquik
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But wait....cafe au lait is a drink with steamed milk. Nigga you just made iced coffee
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>>686749494
>>686749708

This man trash you, i take it back. you are no professional are fraud ic ant belive ethis . not an impressive experience for my life. cx.
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This is an extremely unappealing beverage.
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Please find me a legit source to explain "vanilla coffee beans"...

And yes youre are a faggot
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>>686750472

having no special or extra features; ordinary or standard.

he pranked u theyre just normal coffee beans
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hi guys op here.

just letting u know im a faggot.
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>>686749059
>low fat milk and sweetener
who is the fucking pleb now
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>>686749708
OP here. Better now faggot?
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>>686750472
Here
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>>686750964
you dont drink coffee out of a fucking glass nigga
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>>686750777
Im OP you fucking homo. Come here while I kick your ass with 1 hand and drink my superior beverage with the other
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>>686750933
Zero calorie sweetner you blind cunt
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>>686751114
pls no
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Water
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>>686749059
A homemade 'Dunkachino.' It's dark chocolate hot coco, mixed with a coffee of your choosing. I'd post a pic but it'd just look like a cup of hot cocoa.
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>>686751166
Oh and im not sharing ofcourse
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>>686750964
Oh this pleases me so
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>>686751255
: (
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>>686749059
i bet you love trap threads
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>>686751089
Im European, I know what im doing
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>>686750472
>he's so fucking pleb he doesn't know about gourmet coffees
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>>686751303
Don't we all?
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>>686751406
whst a pleb
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>>686749059
> i am a homosexual
FTFY
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>>686751468
no, you fucking faggot lol
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>>686751504
Explain why drinking iced cafe latte is related to the craving for veiny cocks?
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homemade Horchata with evaporated milk AND sweetened condensed milk. I got this recipe from a friend who works in a mexican fusion place here in san fran
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>>686749059
You cunt. I filter my coffee through the intestinal tracts of foetal albino camels. You savage drinking that shit.
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>>686749708
you realize it literally means "Coffee with milk". right?
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>>686751200
Sounds interesting. I might try it. Guess sugar in the chocolate makes it sweeter. And creamy.
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who gives a shit, it's fucking coffee with milk
jesus fucking christ

>inb4 "OMG Starbucks have organic, gluten free, reduced fat vegan frappes"
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>>686751659
>San Fran
Weather has been excellent. How are the faggots this time of year? We at full on parade status or are we safe for another month?
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>>686749059
Straight diarrhea from a keurig. Tastes better than your faggot euro trash drink.
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>>686751659
Finally someone actually answering my question
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>>686751874
we priced out most of the homos. now we gotta get rid of that dirty castro
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>>686751862
wait.. what?
is that an actual thing?
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>>686751702
ISIS plz go
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>>686749059
Looks good OP, I'm too retarded and lazy to make my own iced coffee so I'll occasionally buy an ID carton
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>>686751839
Yep, I still add a little bit of milk or half/half, but the sugar in the hot cocoa, sweetens it just perfectly. My little brother used to add a tiny bit of whipped cream but that's too much sugar for me.
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>>686751154
even worse... if you want sugar use sugar and not that toxic waste
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>>686751780
oui je sais. vous faggot américain
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>>686749059
Sounds shit anon, wtf would you use mexican coffee beans, sweetener and skim milk?
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>>686751862
Omg they sell vegan frappes now? With the whipped cream not made from animal milk?
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You sound like such a pretentious cunt, OP.
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>>686752117
Obviously a faggot with diabeetus. Or trying to cut calories in all the wrong places.
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>>686752107
go suck some kraut dick you faggot
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>>686749059
you activate your almonds this morning
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>>686752232
Ill cut you anon
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>>686749549
nesquik is awesome though
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>>686752197
Nah im just Dutch
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>>686752232
>trying to cut calories
I spose that's why I drink my milk whole and my sugar natural, enjoy your cancer.
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>>686752499
Is your name by any chance Martijn?
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>>686752612
Enjoy your triple bypass fatty
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>>686752415
Just like you cut yourself, you homo? Get off your high horse and just drink your shitty coffee, not present it to /b/.
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>>686752683
Nee ik heet geen Martijn. Limburg represent kerel
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>>686752107
you know nothing froggy
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>>686752725
Why you gotta be mean anon? Im adding a cut for every post you make :(
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>>686752686
Your tears are salty enough to corn beef
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>>686752612
I think you replied the wrong personor you misread my post, I am saying op is either a fag with diabetes or a fag trying to cut calories in all the wrong places. Which us faggoty. Get it?
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>>686752764
Implying that was posted by a French person. Glorious quadlingual European masterrace reporting
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>>686749059
Yuban coffee with vanilla almond milk. I'm a simple man.
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>>686753005
Misread your post
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>>686753040
Love almond milk in my coffee.
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>>686749059
>Fancy pancy coffee drink
>Plastic cup
Wew lad
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>>686753198
Insulated better. Else my hand gets cold and its hard to jack off to CP and loli
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Why so much hate :( all I wanted to know is what you guys were drinking...
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>>686752725
What do you drink then? Daddys cummies?
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>>686752911
Had corned beef once... actually not half bad.
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>>686749059
this

Its making me hydrated after drinking the alcool last light night.
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Eh, I'll bite.

Some of the leftovers from my last oil extraction(U2 kush and coconut oil), mixed with garam masala and bee pollen, steeped in Don Francisco hazelnut coffee, a bit of honey and infused coconut milk(sour diesel).

Served next raisin bread french toast and homemade pork, oat and dried cranberry breakfast sausage.
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>>686754813
OP here, even i think that sounds gay. But id try it. Weed + coffee hmm.
Maybe gently boil weed in coconut milk to extract the THC. Make a latte with that. Starbucks would be crammed full of niggers instead of white yoga pants wearing Tumblrinas
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>>686749059
>/B/
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>>686755695
> meme arrows
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I'm having a nice and refereshing glass of bleach. Should try it some time.
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>>686756236
Only use it on my bumbum cuz my bf likes a nice clean meaty stargate
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It's actually PLEBS as in Plebians, you fucking idiot.
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>>686755346
Say what you will, it's fucking delicious. And don't knock it either, being a wizard in the kitchen has an moistening effect on panties.

On the coconut milk, that's pretty much how I did it, but I decarbed first and extracted over low heat.
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>>686757350
How strong is the effect?
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>>686749059
>24 hours
>overnight
Pick one you faggot
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>>686757871
About the same as smoking, but spread out, maybe a little bit less head and more body than one would expect from a given strain.
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>>686749059
Yesterday's coffee. I'll start a fresh brew in a bit, but I try to waste none of it. Coffee in my house is made with a stove top percolator, btw.
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>>686757350
you fucking made a coffee. "Wizard in the kitchen"
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Still no 404 wow
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>>686759670
Read the rest of the post, take a few years to digest it, then come back when you're old enough to understand why your pee-pee tingles when you see daddy in the shower.
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>>686758724
Iz sory i hab de autismo
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>>686749059
>low fat milk

Basically, milk without milk. You have no taste. Fuck off, you miserable sub-human cockroach
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>>686761015
I think that might be my UTI actually
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>>686761142
Same protein,lower fat,less calories and i prefer the taste
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>>686761273
Dang, I'm sorry man, I thought my mother got some antibiotics for that.
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>>686749059
>coffee

fucking disgusting poison
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>>686763149
Go away 12 year old boy
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>>686763149
It's good for your liver. Plus when you consider how many people in this world simply cannot function without chemical help, I'd rather see people abuse coffee, cannabis, and food as opposed to meth, oxy and xanax.
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Cheap ass folgers instant coffee son
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>>686763984
Also im used to the bitter taste of life. So i can handle coffee easily. Its my little cup of hope in the morning. And also what keeps me from punching my noisy autistic 6 year old in the throat at 6:30AM on a monday
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Just a cup of dark roast drip coffee. black as always.
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>>686749059
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>>686765283
how you like your men
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Cuba libre
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>>686765561
Bitch can't even drink properly.

Also Mountain Dew with a bowl of Doritos
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Thai iced tea
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OP here. Home now.
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>>686766656
I got thai red tea leaves as a gift. That shit is dyed red to get that color. Made it once and drank it on an empty stomach. Puked my guts out.
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>>686766905
You got shit leaves then, or a weak stomach.
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im drinking redbull
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>>686767156
Nah i drink and eat loads of shit. Even Carolina Reaper. The leaves sucked. Brand was ironically callrd "Number one brand" that was literally the fucking name.
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>>686749059
Protein shake, just got back from a run.
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>>686766905
yep, make it up put over ice with some coconut milk. shits good, dont drink more than one or you will spend the next day shitting your guts out
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>>686767685
My shit was actually red colored..i drank quite a lot.
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>>686767628
Which brand? I tried MP which was meh.. and Cutler vanilla which I loved. Even made breakfast cereal with it
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water, might fire up an espresso in a short while
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>>686749059
What are you a preppy white girl or some shit?
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>>686749059
Beer. Because I'm a man.
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>>686767919
GNC lean 25 with a handfull of frozen blackberries
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>>686768000
No im a 28 year old NEET.

>>686768094
GNC is fucking overpriced nigga.
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>>686768015
Soon you will have beertitties like a girl
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DIY Beer. Made the Coopers Ale and added an extra 500 grams of dextrose to beef up the alcohol content. Comes up as an even 5% beer. Best batch so far.
Under $30 for 22 litres.
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Only the freshest loli piss
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>>686768614
How long does that take?
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I'm drinking bong water
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>>686769039
Well its 4:20 in the UK
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>>686768405
That's not a thing. And I work, so I won't be getting fat anytime soon.
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>>686769137
Go to Germany. I beg to differ
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>>686768986
It takes about a week to 10 days until you bottle it. Then you want to leave it bottled for at least 4 weeks.
The kir costs around $90 NZ and comes with everything you need. Your next brew all you need is the brew can, brew enhancer, carbonation drops/sugar. You can get WORT packs which are twice the price but according to everything I read you get a much better beer.
I always use extra dextrose because my beers always come up around 4% and I like them between 5% - 6%.
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>>686749059
wow, that's the gayest shit ive heard this week
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>>686769335
It's probably just a coincidence that they drink beer, and get titties from the Nazi suppression hormones the water.
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>>686769437
>>686768986
It comes with a hydrometer and you take gravity readings everyday after 6 days until it's ready. It comes with an instruction dvd and instructions in your brew log along with instructions on the brew can.
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>>686749059
Before reading I thought the pic was a prosthetic leg..... (Yeah I've had a couple drinks....)
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>>686769898
Oh right, as per OP... I have polished off about half a bottle of Chivas Regal, possibly slightly less
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>>686769437
Sounds like a lot of work? I tried making mead once. Fucked it up. Shitton of ants too.

I stick to buying it these days.
Could you add flavors? Like this orange beer called Fenix I had in Prague. Amazing in the summer months.

Also, you are from NZ yeah? I wanna do a working holiday there. Lots of jobs for a Dutch guy fluent in English (better than Dutch actually) ? Wanna try some Barista work so i don't make that shitty Iced latte again
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>>686770034
OP here. Got this laying around
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Forgot pic...
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Recently bought these off of ebay.
This costed me £1,199.99 but in all honesty it was worth it.
And the best part? It's all for me.
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>>686749059
blackberry merlot
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>>686770658
Good lord. Enough for an American to last till the weekend
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>>686770512
Havent tried it yet. It was a gift.
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Dont u 404 on me now.
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>>686770512
Have not seen that over here really, but basically same thing. Quality drop. My biggest problem once I have a couple I tend to just keep going....... :P
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>>686770073
There are plenty of jobs in the kiwifruit industry. Either picking or packhouses. You have a brtter chance getting a job in kiwifruit than I do. A lot of the time they offer accommodation at a backpackers and transport and take a cut of your wages to cover that.
I'm from the Bay Of Plenty which is on the middle/upper east coast of the North Island. There is kiwifruit work from Waihi down to Rotorua.
If you are a qualified or licensed barista or whatever the fuck it takes to be a barista that would help. There are cafes everywhere.
If you want work I think it's backpackerjobs.co.nz or something similar. Just google backpacker jobs nz. A site dedicated to jobs and accommodation for backnpackers.
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>>686771368
Think it costs somewhere around like..35US$ or so. Not bad not great. Saving it for when I hangout with a girl of when I decide to an hero
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>>686771595
o.O By "an hero" do you mean you want to make the sexytime or hang out with a girl then kill yourself? I would suggest the first option. This life/world is extremely shitty, but better than no life at all ;)
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>>686771477
I lived as a backpacker in my early 20s
Cant stand it anymore now. Prefer a stable job and my own small place. But I guess id have to do farmwork to make some bucks and keep an eye out for more work in the city.

Im guessing Auckland is overpriced and shit ?
Any smaller quiet cities away from Mordor that you can recommend?

Also, whats a decent pay?
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>>686761398
>prefers low fat milk

How can you drink this when you literally can't stop sucking cocks?
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>>686771842
I have a cock prime for sucking, you keen fam?
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>>686771842

Drink through a straw in my nose while daddy fucks my naughty mouthhole because I got Dorito prints all over his fancy computer chair
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>>686767628
>goes for run
>drinks protein shake

You literally have no clue, right? Or do you just like protein shakes?
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>>686771891
Are you offering the anon who is talking shit to me your cock? I thought I,the almighty OP was the one and only sucker of cocks according to the rules of the jew information highway
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>>686768222
its only overpriced if your willing to pay for what someone is selling it for.
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>>686772048
Well you can drink it after a workout to help muscles recover a bit easier.
But mainly cardio kills gains. But I don't think he was aiming for gains anyway. Just thirsty
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>>686772211
I am an equal opportunity cock-offerer. I feel everyone should have equal access to my cock. It's only fair.

^_^
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Why some americans have a lot of hope about food and even more at coffe drinks?
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>>686772353
He's probably a fatass wondering why he's still so fat after running a half mile and chugging a shake.
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>>686772254
GNC are just a bunch of jew cunts who overprice shit they know fuck all about. Lrn2Gain anon
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>cafe latte for you pleps

jesus christ youre a pretentious faggot, kill yourself.
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>>686772048
I like protein shakes you stupid fuck face.
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>>686749059
low fat milk... , fucking amerifucks
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>>686772583
I'm a Jew, but I don't pay for overpriced "shit"
again..... its only overpriced if your dumb enough to pay for it at that price.
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>>686772685
no teeth..... fucking every other country fags
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>>686772627
>favorite drink: Protein

Lol, faggot.
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>>686749059
biggest pussy award
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>>686771840
Minimum wage here is like $16. Don't borher with Auckland. The less desirable places have work. Unless you have experience or qualifications basic factory work, pack houses and fruit picking is your best shot. If you have benna dairy farmer/milked cows before you could go almost anywhere. Engineering/carpentry/building background you could probably get work in Christchurch.
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>>686772887
that's just so dumb.... only you would think that. Anyways..... fuck you and I hope your mother gets aids and dies in front of you in agonizing pain while you diddle your 2 incher :)
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>>686772887
Actually jizz is low in protein
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>>686749059
Zero calorie sweeteners cause cancer. Thus this post is cancer. Real men drink black coffee. Enjoy your tumors faggot.
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>>686772685
Im Dutch. Come at me bro
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>>686772707
You're*
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>>686772627
>>686773191

butthurt fag
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>>686773516
fuk uff
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>>686773579
am I not allowed?
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>>686773438
I hope so. Fuck this gay earth
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>>686773684
Well you posted it anyway. Thats not very nice
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>>686771840
>>686773054
You could pick up a job in a packhouse. It's usually 12 hour shifts, 6 days a week, day or night shift, usually one or the other, and find accommodation where you can.
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>>686749367

you destroyed your parents marriage by being born
TFW
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>>686749059
coffee, black, just like I like my dick
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>>686749059
Theraflu, been sick for a few days.
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>>686773876
12x6 =72 hours x16 NZ$ minimum wage(or more) = 1152 a week(dunno how much tax I need to pay)

Sounds pretty good
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>>686749059
This ain't no café au lait
A café au lait is an expresso with steamed milk.
I know pour sûr.
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>>686773886
My dad did say "I wish I sprayed you in the bushes instead you little cunt" once
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>>686749059

Did you add hot milk to your iced beverage? If not, then you're fucking wrong and it isn't 'Café au lait,' it's a fucking 'White Coffee.'
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>>686774298
Don't call it "white" coffee. That sounds priviliged and is racist against people of color. Black coffee's matter fam
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>>686749059
>brewed for 24 hours
>overnight
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>>686774093
You don't pay tax here man. It comes out of your pay. I may have some numbers wrong but I know you work most days and at least 10 hour shifts. The pack house jobs are generally all foreigners too bar maybe the forklift drivers. I had to jump through hoops to get kiwifruit work and I've been living in BOP for 13 years. The closest person to a kiwi on the job was a Pom coiple from liverchestershire or some shit.
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>>686774555
All coffee matters desu.
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>>686774111
>A café au lait is an expresso with steamed milk.
>A café au lait is an expresso
>expresso
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>>686774696
Fuck off desu-fag
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>>686749059

Bait or real pretensious fat boy.... you are useless
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>>686774660
Oh i do remember reading something like that. So 16$ is just 16$? Thays actually quite good. AU was pricey as hell,what about NZ? For a sma apartment or house outside the city?
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>>686774743
Excuse my french we invented it, you ruined it with galons of water and sugar.
So yes it's an expresso.
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>>686775233
If you invented it you would know its spelled espresso
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>>686774111

>Cafe au lait translates to "coffe with milk"
>OP has made coffe with milk

fucking idiot.
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>>686775233

>French
>Invented espresso

you really are retarded
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>>686775457
And a pain au chocolat is any slice of bread with any chococlate ?
>>686775391
>its spelled espresso
in third world's countries.
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>>686754813
This guy wins.
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>>686775688
You are right. Invented by a lazy Italian who wanted his morning cup quickly
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>>686749059
>Cold brewed for 24 hours
>overnight

What planet you on mother fucker?

Op is alien
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>>686775150
I don't know. Just avoid the entire Auckland province. You can get housing New Zealand houses but I think they are for citizens in the low income bracket.
I think around Tauranga rent runs around $200+ a week depending on house size. Not many one bedroom places around, just houses shared amongst 3 - 4 people who split rent/power/internet.
I think student towns and smaller towns are cheaper like Palmy, Plymouth, Dunedin, Hamilton.
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>>686775774
>>686775830

bad baiter you just look like an idiot
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>>686775774
From the country its invented in you illiterate vile American slob. Go add your fluoride ridden water into a perfectly good ESPRESSO with a fucking S for suuuuckkkkk my dickkkkk.
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>>686775688
It was introduced in France the year Angelo Moriondo created it. And it's as popular as it is in Italia
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>>686776043
Thx, ill google that another day. 200 a week sounds alright if you look at the wage there. Our 2 floor house in the Dutch countryside is €660 monthly
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>>686776046
774 isnt me.
And the lazy italian im talking about isnt bait.Google how it was invented if daddy lets you use the big boy pc
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>>686776163
>burrito
>invented in Mexico, introduced into the US a year later
>tfw we don't called them "little donkeys"

life is suffering

>tfw we
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>>686773421
Obviously. Look at your tiny arms and you swallow loads all day.
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>>686776369
Just looked up minimum wage, it just went up to $15.25 an hour. I think in that income bracket you get taxed 10 - 12%.
I don't rent so I have no idea about that.
If you want to find work here for a holiday checkout trademejobs.co.nz and seek.co.nz.
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>>686776527
Anyway we were talking about café au lait right ?
It's french hein ?
So je te pisse au cul connard de yankee de mes couilles.
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>>686776527
I fucked an Asian girl whos English name was Donkey once. She liked the Donkey from Shrek. Needless to say she now changed her name after I explained it yo her. TL;DR i fucked a donkey once
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Water
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>>686776749
Did you get her to change her name to burrito?
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>>686776623
Thats pretty decent. 2400/month atleast @ 40h a week. Wouldn't mind that. And everyone speaks English thank fuck.
You can't imagine how stressful it is living in Asia for 9 years
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>>686776840
Nah even i don't fuck filthy Mexicans.
#voteTrump
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>>686777070
Well most people do. The fucking Indians ca be hard to understand. Some of them, mostly the males act like they're still in India. They poo in loo, it's just orher behaviours.
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>>686776650
XD
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>>686777152
Trump loves mexican food though
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>>686750964
Iced steamed milk? That's gross OP. Did you steam it with the coffee still in it? Pathetic

Also what sort of fucking pleb fag OP doesn't know the difference between cafe au lait and cafe latte? Latte has espresso au lait has coffee

Learn to barista faggot
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>>686777326
Fucking indians are everywhere ffs
Well guess you still need tech support even in NZ.
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I drink Kratom ;)
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>>686777421
Seperately
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Snot. Really bad cold and no tissues
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>>686777641
If ending in dubs ill stick up pooper and turn it on.
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>>686749059
>Made coffee with with milk.
>Is proud of said feat.

What...?
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>>686749059
you're taste in beverage is shameful
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>>686777467
Our tech support is offshore, in India and Asia and shit. I'm a kiwi, I ring a kiwi tech support line, I can't understand them. We have a few solid as fuck companies that hire kiwis. There's a few dutchfags around. We have some family friends from cheesewindmill land, they kive o the North Shore of Auckland. Is it normal foe a solid cheeso to look partially down syndrome?
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>>686777996
your *

But, I still agree.
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>>686777996
You should see my taste in food
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>>686778032
Sadly..yes. some of the Dutch look mentally retarded. I personally cant stand my own people. Annoying as hell. What do the Dutchfags do there?
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>>686778295
The guy I know is a black belt in karate, makes wicked pizza and curry, loves fishing and worked as a printer for a newspaper making serious coin for 20 odd years.
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5 hours of rage just cuz i posted my coffee...
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>>686778762
Which city is he from?
Or as he would say "wut sity is hie frum?"
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>>686751970
Homos are amongst the wealthiest social groups.
What do you mean you priced them out?
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>>686779171
Bullshit. Im poor as shit. I stay alive by soup kitchens and niggerjizz
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OP here. I need to shower. Guess it will 404 while I do so. Ill be back soon with another delicious coffee
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>>686779330
Economically speaking Male partners living together both working have no kids and higher income than the average nuclear family.
They contribute more in tax revenue also.
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>>686779068
Birkenhead. We lived 10 minutes away from him back in the late '90s. We usually only see him when our hippy aunt comes to visit from Australia. They were good friends in high school. He visists every now and then, always brings a rod and his pizza pans and only buys dutxh beer. Still speaks dutch and still smokes clogs from time to time.
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>>686779683
Dutch beer... oh god
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>>686779683
I meant where in the Netherlands lol
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It tastes nice. Very nice indeed.
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>>686780178
Did you know Nazi's invented Fanta? Google it
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>>686779962
Never asked. All I remember about his talk of the Nederlands involved Germans, an oven and jews.
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>>686779881
Usually Oranjeboom or Amstel. I quite like Ornajeboom, smooth and goes down easy.
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>>686749059
Rotting my brain.
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>>686780576
We despise Oranjeboom. Try the 16% version if they sell it. Terrible hangovers
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>>686781093
If I'm drinking a beverage above 8% it wont be beer.
I never buy it. My favourite Cheesewindmill beer is Grolsch. I usually drink Steinlager or DIY beer.
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>>686781456
I dont get it?
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>>686781395
They got 8 ,12 and 16.
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>>686782006
The most readily available strong beers here are Kingfisher strong and Excaliber.
We generally just sell the most popularain stream beers and all the beers from our small craft breweries.
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>>686782329
Kingfisher is Indian right?
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>>686783096
Yeah. There are about 4 Indian owned/worked bittle stores within 10 minutes feom my house. Theu also sell it at the supermarket and there are 4 of those within 10 minutes too.
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>>686784046
Oh so u can buy booze at the supermarket instead of just the "bottle-o's" man AU sucked.

Some Indians sell that stuff here too.Never tried it
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Latte, my pour was pretty damn good this time.
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>>686784455
Supermarkets are limited to beer, wine and cider. Spirits can only be sold at a liquor store.
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