You're sick

>>686747724
> new.png
bruh.. its old.png

>>686747724
You didnt come up with shit you faggot

>>686747724
This shit is old you faggot

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I call it the guillotine, its purpose is to behead people effectively. A heavy sharp blade drops and slices their neck, thus, decapitating the individual :)

>>686749289
wooha man this is true torture! the death will take so long and there will be so much pain

>>686747724
>So i just came up with this.
dude telling lies like this should be enough to put you in that torture device

>>686747724
>implying rolling on it hurts

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make the person walk on these fuckers until the end of times.

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>>686747724
>So I just came up with this.
So I just came up with this.

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>>686749289

>>686749984
Kek

>>686747724
ITT: Newfag doesn't realise he claimed to invent a copypasta.

>>686750083
>implying we care it is a copy pasta
You must be a real fun guy anon.

>>686750167
Actually, I'm really not. People on here get pissed at me for "taking myself too seriously".

>>686750288
Fuck dude you have serious problems

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improved

>>686750417
Ouch, what would cause you to say something so hurtful?

>>686749289
I came up with more or less the same thing, but my version is miniaturized to cut op's dick off

>>686750288
Kill yourself
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>>686747724
neck chained to a post with a chain that is to short to allow the person to stand erect and to short for him/her to sit down.

>>686749965
Why is that man tied to a dildo?

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>>686750288
Ever heared of fun?
Fun is when you...
fun is...
it's like...
shit guys help me a bit.

>>686750083
Your new is showing.

I have an open draw request

A machine that repeatedly stabs the victim's anus with a big black dildo until it loosens then stops until they're tight again and repeats.

On top of that an automated riding crop strikes the balls/clit every 15 minutes.

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>>686747724

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>>686750631

>>686750662
I know it's part of the copypasta, it's still annoys me though.

>>686747724
It's a good idea but it's a bit overkill for just one person, now if it was a meant for group of people lets say 10 then it would be quite amazing to see it in action

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>>686747724
ITT: we invent transport devices.

So I just came up with this.

>>686747724
you make someone love another person and then you take that person away from them

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>Too short to stand
>Water too deep to lay down in
>Too shallow to float
>Nails in the floor spaced enough to stand, not sit or lay down
>Nails on the sides so you can't rest
>Sloped sides so you can't lean on them

>>686747724
> slow moving
Sit in the corner, wait till the moving floor gets me to the opposite wall, stand up, go back where I started, sit down, repeat.
I will die from thirst before I get tired.

>>686750846
should build this in lemmings

>>686747724
I've got one, I have to sit through this shite and read the same old shit on 4chan for another ten years.

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>>686750939
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR WEAK SAUCE SQUARE WHEELS FOR THE WIN!

>>686747724
Are you Doc or Marty ?

>>686750660
when you chop off your wanker, murder your neighbors & drink their blood!

>>686750970
Squat

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>>686751351
>implying your shit round wheels are as cool as square wheels
>implying your shit round wheels are as majestic as square wheels
>implying people will use your shit round wheels and not square wheels
You nigger better step up.

>>686750660
Fun is when you tell someone to check your dubs, but you actually rolled trips.

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>>686747724
I got one
>get people to sit in a cubicle
>under florecent lights
>doing menial tasks for 10hrs a day
>they are so bored they will need to be medicated
>pay them just enough to survive
>constantly show them things they can't afford
>constantly show them a life that's better than theirs
>let them hope for something better
>there is nothing better for them
>repeat 5days a week for 40 years

>>686747724
repost, even exact text.

>>686751610

Kek. Slav detected

>>686751753
Y-y-you sick bastard.
You are the true scum of the human species.

>>686747724

i cannot draw at the moment but I love this thread.

my device consist of ten bands attached to every finger of the victim. wrists are chained and blocked, like arms and shoulders.
once you turn on the device, it pull the bands, slowly, pulling and breaking every articulation of hands and fingers. the device does not rip the fingers away, it just pull and break.
the entire process lasts for 3-4 days, euro no food (just a glass of water per day) progressively increasing the pulling.

once the victim has every finger entirely broken, he/she's locked up in a room, his/her feet tied together, as long as knees. 20 big rats are introduced in the room.

the concept is that the victim, after three days without food, all fingers broken and legs immobilized cannot defend him/herself from the rats, which will slowly devour his defenseless body.

>>686751753
poorfag with a shitty degree detected

>>686747724
If the weak prges help the ugly people losers then why am I attracted to the weak orges

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>>686751753

>>686751928

NEET detected.

>>686751928
Richfag who retired @35 actually. I had a building full of these. Makes me feel bad tbh

>>686751928
I bet you studied genderstudies, faggot.

>>686747724
Cause ugly and weak

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>So I just came up with this.
So I just came up with this.

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someone called lego torture?

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>>686752020
>>686752050
get a load of this

>>686747724
bullshit i saw this weeks age in a torture thread

>>686749289
Guillotine was specifically invented to produce a painless death. Beheading with a sword can be very messy

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>>686752208

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>>686752208
Dunno I buried my sword in your mom last night and SE seemed to enjoy it... Was messy come to think of it

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>>686747724
hey OP, I win

>>686752342
Can confirm, I also did this

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>>686751610

>>686752354
topkek

>>686752208
Sword is still painless, axe is torture, cos its usually blunt

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>>686752115
mine is better

>>686752542
Don't get me started about your moms hairy axe wound

>>686752208
>produce a painless death
invented after so many painfull deaths have been reported by the painfully killed

>>686752609
>implying 4chan is not /yaoi/

>>686749644

i came in to this thread to say this. you can lay down and probably roll infinite on this thing since it will provide the rolling force. you just have to take the form of a wheel "be a wheel" and you will roll and never get hurt

Inject a chemical that diffuses over synapse and stimulates pain receptors. Next stick person in a chair and attatch a cord to his back via some sort of shirt glued onto him. Now when he jerks forward in pain the cord moves pulling something. That something is going to be nails underneath his fingernails. So really sharp thin knives going under his fingernails eachtime he jerks forward pushing it in further. Keep in mind his pain receptors are going wild, he is in loads of pain. Bleeding everywhere, heck you could do this to toenails too. (I cant draw so I painted with words )

>>686752832
You'll still experience rolling friction, which will fuck you up given enough time. Kinda like how a tire on a car gets worn down.

>>686749935
you're sick bro you might need to seek professional help

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>>686752680
The guillotine was actually invented by the French as a cheese slicer to painlessly chop cheese. Until one day little Francois Le Coward tripped and his head was sneaked off by the mighty Brie Blade of Calis. That's what it used to be called before it was named after Francois Le Coward which is short for 'Mr guillotine Le surrender before it starts'

>>686753181
What are you smoking nigga?

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>>686752541
checkm8 m80

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This exact thing happened to me once.

To the point to where my feet were tied together and not touching the ground.

>So I just came up with this


Why would you go on the internet and tell lies?

it's a small room. it has a a treadmill and footage of the outdoors. the person will be promised a free life if they act good (they are never released). they are fed just enough food to live.

>>686753016

a cars tier gets worn down because it supports and translates a ton of mass (car) and when your car brakes and drift.

i know it needs friction of the wheel thing to work. but its static friction not kinetic friction. a wheel (as long as its not drifting) is not pushed so that it overcomes the static friction and turns into kinetic friction (sandpaperering your body)

a tier gets worn down when you break and it stops rolling and moves anyways (kinetic friction), not by rolling which is done when the friction actually prevents it from drifting aka no translation from the wheels perspective only rolling.

idk if you understand me. also im taking this physics from memory.

>>686752931
could probably nail a few nails into his head before he dies for the luls

Lock someone in a room. and let them use 4chan. and only use 4chan

>> make victim drink magnetic solution
>> cover victim in magnetic paint
>> place victim in mri scanner and securely fasten
>> turn on mri scanner
>> ????
>> profit

Hold a male with their stomach facing the floor. Stimulate them with either medication or porn, so they get rock hard. Have two parallel razor blades turning extremely fast as he is lowered, then move the blades together, and therefore cutting up his dick. As he gets cut, he'll also be decimated by barbed whips on his back, then have a bucket of salt poured on the wounds above. Then, the blades move up, and chop off his dick. He is then dropped onto a floor of burning hot coals.

>>686747724

>the victim is immobilized in vitruvian man-like machine
>head is kept still
>the machine start to swing at constant speed of 120 cycles/min, with an angle of 15 degree max
>the process lasts for 12 hours
>10 minutes for food and water
>the victim is held upside down in the same position, but with no swinging movement (4 hours)
>20 minutes for alcohol injection (small dose: the victim should not be drunk, but head swinging)
>3 hours and 30 minutes of the same swinging movement of first step, but with head free to move
>sleep for 4 hours with a still 22 Hz frequency sounding
>repeat every day till madness or death

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>>686753539
>cars tier
>tier

You lost me there

>ironic captcha for the win

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Put tiny sharp glass pieces in anus
Punch and kick body parts that stimulate/put pressure on anus
Pour liquid that makes wounds burn like furfags in hell
Profit

>>686753734
He would pass out after getting his dick cut off desu

>>686747724
Advertise free krispie creams
There are no krispie creams

>>686753837

cars tiers? if that was enough to confuse you i feel sorry for you brah.

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>>686754106
JESUS CHRIST

>>686747724
So I got one

>find a girl you really like
>get your heart broken
>settle for less
>push out miserable kids
>hate your life until the end

>>686747724
1. Become a transgender sjw feminazi trapfurfag
2. Kys

>>686754159
*Tyres
it was enough to invalidate your opinions

>put individual in a box made of thick glass,roughly the size of a phone booth
>ceiling and floor being basically cheese graters
>electrify the grates at random
>constantly play a high or low pitched monotone sound inside
>have strong light shining on the box from all sides
>periodically "inject" smelling salts into the box.
>for additional amusement stack boxes on top of each other and see who gets the most sustainment from bits of skin,meat and droplets of blood

inject one whole weed. should die from it, if the victim is weak

Hang your body from a harness and its swung like a pendulum, being lowered in slow progressions as your body slowly scraped against the ground from the bottom up as you're made unable to move

I'll take a syringe and drive them underneath each fingernail and slowly peel each of your nails off

Use potato peeler on skin

>>686754340

lol you can write it both ways

>>686754340
Tiers is correct in US English. This is an US board. Suck a dick UK simpleton.

>>686754106
Come on now, let's be civilised.

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ultimate totrure device. the pain can last many many years and will ruin you

>>686754653
no,it's *TIRES you faggot.

>>686754653
>This is an US board.
>an

>>686747724


>>686750690
>torture
Sounds like every faggots dream

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Fuck you

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>>686754653
It's not my fault you have to simplify your adopted language my retarded cousin

>>686749965
He drew his dick! XD

>>686749984
Dude! We may be talking about torture devices, but there is a fucking limit, even on 4chan you cunt.

>>686754775
Tyres*

>>686754775
>>686754653
>>686754795

the funny thing is that the spelling here is irrelevant. but you guys rather discuss simple rules like this, than the physics of what i was saying. this is why /b/ is dead.

>>686754935
>XD

>>686748235

This

>>686750970
>not just drinking all the water

>>686754935
XDDDDDDDD omg i can't beleive he drewed a dick!!!?!?!

>>686755135
Correct spelling is never irrelevant, you whippersnapper.

>>686747724

i think you mean

>oldmeme.jpeg

>>686754935
OMG imagine him to draw in someone pushing the "down" button XD
so cruel

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/thread

>>686752931
>painted with word.
You are a shit word artist

>>686752208
not just painless, but efficient. The French revolution, which was all about liberty, gave way to a coldly machinistic hyper-rational movement. execution would be swift, efficient, cold, and precise.

>>686754829
Rekd

Scaphism

>>686755513

that's what the retards say that don't know anything else in life. Simple spelling rules and grammar is the only thing they master so its important for them. but not for anyone else.

>>686755598
they came up with some truly inspired ways to torture people.

>>686750730
Is that part of that cartoon about North Korea?
Uncomfortable to watch, and fucking sad.

A massage without an happy end.

>>686747724
Got a better one.
The person is put on a wheel that spins with sandpaper on. You put the person on the sandpaper-wheel that spins and pains his entire back side.

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>>686756116
Uh huh...

>>686756226
please paint that. i really don't get it

>>686750500
Underrated

>>686750730
why dont they just stand up or flip through their arms so that they can lay down

>>686753526
Black Mirror anyone?

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>>686747724
I came up with this thing called the girlfriend. It manipulates you into spending all your money on it and getting emotionally invested in it only to fuck you over and leave you in the end. It often hurts the victim so bad emotionally that they will choose to end their own life to end the pain.

>>686756480
They're not Jackie Chan

>>686747724
When the pasta gets rather old.

>>686756480
>flip through their arms

You mean dislocate both arms? Yeah that would make it real comfortable to lay down.

>>686753837
>Ironic
Coincidental you dumb fuck

>>686747724
So I got one

Force feed people stale pasta

>>686755218
So you're laying in your own piss instead? GENIUS

>>686756699
I never realized /b/ was a torture device. It all makes sense now.

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>>686756378
Think like a large wheel that rotates. Just with sandpaper on top of with. Then you tie a person on top of the sandpaper wheel. can't draw atm sorry

>>686756644
Learn2irony Alanis

>>686749289
Fun fact, the guillotine was invented as a humanist way of executing someone

>>686756851
would be better if the person was rotating in the opposite direction

>>686754935
please
>XD

>>686747724

It would be way more fun if the roof was angled downwards at the right side of the illustration.

>>686756980
You mean with the sandpaper wheel standing still and the person cycling around it? that sounds legit but very energy consuming

>>686749935

Go back to 9gag

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have to keep swimming. the floor is spikey just in case they're tall enough to walk and stay above water.

>>686756950
I don't think it was meant to be humanist. I think it was meant to be efficient, inexpensive, and fast because they had so many people they wanted to execute.

>>686752832
And it would fuck you up- endless rolling

>>686757367
It actually was meant to kill people quickly. Probably because they needed to kill a lot of people too but the guy who invented it wanted to make sure they didn't suffer

>>686751812
Orly?

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>>686751159