>>686731591
Painless death, I mean I wouldn't want to die. But if push came to shove, then this would not be a bad option. Mashallah brother

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Your religion sucks, as does every other one. Some of you sand niggers are bat shit crazy. Most of you want out of your godforsaken hell spawn of a country, come to others that have more freedom, and then try to make THAT country like the one YOU JUST FUCKING LEFT. Plus bacon and beer, because those are nice too. So take that shitty webm, take your Quaran and a nice picture of Mohamed jerking off Allah, and go fuck yourself you maniacs.

>>686733164
Lol we are running from your bombs, pigface. Stop making strawman arguments thinking you have it all figured out. You don't.
Think about it? Ever saw millions of Saudi "refugees" fleeing? Ever saw millions of "refugees"? No.
Only in countries where you and your pig soldiers come to fight and kill Muslims. We will come to make a new Republic in your home. See how you like invasion.

>>686731591
But bacon :-(

>>686733900
Bacon is overrated.
Would you not rather swap bacon for wife-rape or sex slaves?
I would.

>>686731591
How does it feel to be an imaginary person's little bitch?

>>686734122
I feel bad for you
Bacon is truly delicious

>>686734122
Nah. Love me some bacon dawg. And sausages tbf. And as I write this I just remembered I have sausages in the fridge. Gunna be a good fucking day.

>>686734148
Allah is not imaginary, nor a person.

Keep pushing the Ummah. You are only hastening your doom.

>>686734122
Wait... did I hear rape? I may consider this.

>>686734411
>Allah is not imaginary, nor a person.
It's either one or the other, you little bitch.
learn2logic

>>686734459
And sex slaves, uh huh. If I do ever have to chose Allahu Ackbar

>>686733815
The only reason we don't see people fleeing from countries like that is because they're either brainwashed or they're forced to act like they're Muslim so they don't end up with their head at their feet. I'm not saying all Muslims are like this. But, based off what you said, you probably support or are a part of ISIS, which is why I'll promptly tell you to fuck off. Any and all diversity is not ok in you and your follower's eyes. Remember the last group that tried to this? And remember how, after we raped their shit in the war, they went into a complete depression where it was cheaper to burn their own bills for heat than to buy wood? And who did they turn to after they realized their fuck up? The Allies, specifically the US and Britain. So, when your women you like to gang rape revolt and the sane people gut you like the scum you are, then you'll see. Trust me, it's a cycle. Every 50 years or so, there's a war about religion. It even dates back into the medieval times. Learn history, you brainwashed prick

>>686734311
>>686734329
Homosexual faggots. All you westerners are like that. They prefer to eat a disgusting animal over sex.

>>686734646
We eat pigs like you for breakfast :)

>>686734554
Oh I have sex too. Heterosexual sex at that. And then we eat dat bacon.

>>686731591

>Islam is the fastest growing enforced religion in the world

Fixed that for you.

>>686734785
But I can't beat my wife! Also bacon actually makes me ill so... wait. Can I eat beef?

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>>686731591
I will NOT join ur goat fucking, child molesting, shit skinned monkey cult. Now get rekt scrub and worship the NINE DIVINES

>>686734614
Yes, there is a new war about religion going on... except this time, we are winning.

You little pigshits love war and destruction until you're on the losing side. You will never see your pathetic democracy again. Just Islam. May Allah guide you to the right path.

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This is now a trap thread. Post your traps to weed out the sand nigger

>>686731591 im convinced

>>686734985
>tl;dr

OP admits to fucking goats

>>686731591
If god were real, he'd wipe us out from the face of the planet already. And yet, here we are. Have phun killing a few of us will we obliterate you.

> fssafasd

>>686731591
Allah likes dick in his pooper.

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>>686734859
Don't worry, we have a procedure for people like you.
>vid related

>>686731591
Allah has bad breath.

>>686731591
Allah secretly loves men.

>>686731591
Allah was abused by his father and his mother drank heavily while she was pregnant of him. That's why he's autistic.

Muslimfag here, id be eager as hell to gun down every one you Isis pigs. You call yourselves 'Muslims" but fail to realize that the Holy Quran is a book filled with history. You dont open a history book in this class and go to the civil war era and then proceed to enslave blacks. You dont open a Quran and go to were it says fight the non believers and start killing every non Muslim. that is not how it works. I wish i could sit down every brainwashed Muslim and explain that to them. but nooooo Allah insists on killing every non muslim. smh

>TLDR: The Quran is a book were Historical records where kept throughout Muhammad's life...they are not for you to act out in MODERN DAY eras.

xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>686735385
Sorry but ull need more men to take on a Nord like me, goat semen chugging shit skinned suicide monkey

>>686731591
If allah was a website, he'd be 9fag.

>>686735354
>>686735386
>>686735482

Allah is an omnipotent being... You're projecting attributes of your boyfriend.

>>686731591
If Allah was coke, he'd be pepsi.

>>686735045
sauce?

>>686735630
PS: Suicide Monkey is MY racist term so fuck off and get rekt

>>686735694
Clearly not omnipotent, otherwise he wouldn't let me offend him like I am. He's just a little imaginary bitch :)

>>686731591
nah, i'll pass, you guys are faggots. you're all niggers and EVERYONE fucking hates you. the only people that don't hate you are the pussy liberals and when push comes to shove they don't count for shit.

>>686731591
If Allah was a bodybuilder, he'd be Jason Blaha.

>>686731591
If Allah was straight, he'd still be gay.

>>686731591
Allah was a jew.

>>686731591
Timestamp?? That webm could be from 10 years ago for all we know.

>>686735629
Shut up, infidel. You are worse than those born non-Muslim. There are plenty of resources online were you can read what our holy Quran truly means. Stop using context as a scapegoat.

Allah instructs to kill and destroy the infidel.

http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/pages/quran/violence.aspx€

These are experts and scholars who find these verses and publish them for all the world to see.

>>686735694

You mean he is an impotent being like yourself?

>>686731591
This thread smells of goat semen an 10 year old boy ass

>>686736408
>Allah instructs to kill and destroy
>http://www.thereligionofpeace.com

You can't possibly be this retarded. But then again, you are!

>>686735892
Your punishment is to get butt-raped by large black men everyday but you already have that in your life so Allah didn't do anything...

>>686736601
Well he did say he was muslim

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>>686731591

Hello mudslimes,

I am here to invite you to civilization. The modern first world is the fastest growing civilization in the world, and it is only a matter of time before your precious Mekka and Israel is under the NATO.

You don't have much time left. Instead of fighting a battle already lost, why not join the true path? Why not save your ass and stop being subhuman trash?

There is enough ordnance to wipe your pathetic resistance off the face of the Earth at the ready, and if you keep getting all uppity we will use it with extreme prejudice.

This image depicts the vessel by which you will by civilized.

You have been warned.

>>686736408

>> Experts and Scholars

Why u need them? Too dumb to think for yourself?

>>686736408
as i already said u illiterate sand nigger
the quran is a history book what was going on back then is not applicable today...

>>686736601
I don't see the problem. It is the truth boy, get over it.

>>686736689
Use the A-10 dipshit, fucking no respect for the Hog

>>686736680
Good point.

>>686736627
How does it feel to have pretty much the same colour, but only a fraction of the size, shit-skinned?

I'm just sitting here. Waiting. Please oh please oh please. Come start some shit. Give me the opportunity to fill someone with lead. I'm just itching for a reason to kill someone. I haven't pulled the trigger on another human being in years.

>>686737176
EDGY
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>>686737176
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

>>686737503
Once you've taken a life that feeling never leaves. For some it's shame. For others it's joy. I enjoyed war. Edgy or not.

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Reminder: If you do not convert to Islam, this will happen to you.

Our brothers have settled in Europe and America, sharpening their blades in anticipation for the day we impose the Sharia.

This is a divine instruction, straight from the Quran so there is no escaping it.

>>686737801
Blades won't protect you from .45acp.

>>686737801
fucking fag haha
go fuck a pig or something

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>>686737801
Donald Trump has a message for u dune coon: get rekt scrub

>>686735385
your religion is so fucking dumb, keep believing in another fairy tail ugly sandnigger

>>686737801
So brave. Fighting the battle of god, because he doesn't exist, therefore he can't. lol
I kinda hope Trump gets elected just to blow the shit out of you fucker.s

>>686737896
There is no 2nd Amendment under Sharia, boy. Infidels will be slaughtered daily, in the piblic square.

>>686738073
We will behead Trump and sell his wife and daughter to the highest bidder. Allah wills it.

>>686738188
U made we don't smell of shit dune coon?

>>686738188
U mad we don't smell of shit dune coon?

>>686738356
>you really believe this

>>686738356
I call my shits aborted mudslimes

>>686731591
can islam do this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek_YI1j8puc

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>>686731591
You speak English and use the Internet they'll soon kill you m7 and these videos make no sense since they only kill themselves in every video a sandnigger gets fucked

>>686738413
It is a known fact many will empty their bowels when the knife is at their throat or the noose at their neck. Either way, YOU will smell of shit.

>>686738188
>the piblic square
oh noes.
seriously though, why the fuck do we allow these sand-niggers to talk so much shit.
We have nukes, you don't, end of story.

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>>686738188
That's statement was ignorant and asinine. You're talking about using your blades to force it on us. I'm saying that won't hapoen? Where did you get that I won't ever have my guns? Anywho. I carry daily. So I dare a motherfucker to try and behead me.

>>686738188
LOL your literally only killing your own people no one cares

Allahu fucking akbar nigger

>>686738968
Its Snackbar... akbar is character from star wars

>>686738714
Well. It's hard to put a knife to someone's throat when your bowels are on the ground protruding from the gap in your stomach.

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>>686731591
Allah and Muhammad can lick my pale, hairy ass and suck my dick.

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>>686736689
Piss off junior, daddy has work to do

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>>686738356

>>686736689
THIS

>>686739856
how's it feels seeing us americans riding cars with cheap gasoline that comes from your country?

>>686740398
Soon we wont even need muslim diarrhea for fuel kek

War is won by technology.
You have AK's, explosives and weird socila outcasts as your soldiers
We have Nukes, drones and Special Forces...
hmmmmm

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Infidels, Christians, Jews and those who collaborate with them will be lined up and taken care of. It is Allah's will.

>>686740710
Im pretty sure ur cult considers Jared from Subway Mohammed's reincarnation

>>686740710

LOL!

Muhammad (PBUH) must really hate you guys. You're getting your asses whipped. Repent.

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>>686740710
You are cowards killing unarmed men, women and children. Go toe to toe with any trained military force and you will be exterminated like the vermin you are. Allah is not on your side because Allah does not exist. Deal with it you pussies.

What a sad world i live in

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>>686740667
>still thinking in archaic, conventional war methods and military invasion
Haha, this is where the infidels have lost. They were so busy polishing their tanks and bombs, they never saw the creeping Sharia entering and setting up camp in their lands.

This conquest is not one of bullets and bombs, but one of populations, birthrates and exclusion of indigenous peoples. Islam will rise to power and only then will we begin handing culling out the infidels.

You westerners have become so stupid, it's almost too easy.

Stopped reading after second sentence

Fuck your god. Fuck your head-up-your-ass mentality, fuck your sand nigger country, and most of all, fuck you for being as much of a sheep as the people you hate. If Allah was alive, he'd hate you anyway. Lol man wow your country has so much power, I can feel Allah himself strapping a suicide vest to me as we speak

>>686741486
looks so fucking fake lmao

>>686731591
Islam isn't the fastest growing religion in the world, Sharia law will never happen in Europe or the States. You can't enforce religion, it has to be a choice. Stop reading the rightwing press and believing this rubbish. Troll on....

Lol ur prophet eats his own shit and fucks sheep, gr8 b8 m8 888

>>686741727
Just like some of their other videos, lul

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Allah raeped a young Hebrew wimmin an she bore Jesus in a pig feeder. It's all recorded in The Rand McNally Atlas of Middle Eastern Factual Events

>>686731591
I eat bacon as much as I eat ass.

Also fuck your made up pedo religion.

>>686741728
I don't read the rightwing media. I only read my Quran.

My Quran says "kill the them where ye find them..."


We already have our brother Sadiq as Mayor of London, the most powerful city in Europe. It will be the first Sharia controlled city in the West by 2018. That will start the domino-effect on Europes Islamization.

>>686731591
>There is a painful punishment for you if you do not convert, and by Allah, we will enforce it harshly. This webm shows exactly what will happen to you if you resist. You have been warned.

That's not really an invite. More of a threat, really.

>>686737801
Well ignorance is bliss. I hape you fully believe, otherwise you might actually wake up and realise every step in your life was for the destruction of everything you you know and see. Anyone remember when the dumb nigs kicked their providers out of south africa. Too much overbreeding and complete collapse of the economy. No more whites to kill so they reverted back to killing each other. You shit skins are just a bad disease that will take the rest down or hopefully get expunged from the gene pool. Oh btw we are playing chess with pigeons at this point, we just have too much pride to wipe the table yet.

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Muslim online dating service

>>686734985
Explain how you are winning? If you even came close to posing a threat, we would wipe you and your brainwashed ilk off this planet. Keep pushing, you'll get the ground war your hoping for, and the collective might of "the West" will rub out your poisonous ideology.

>>686742208
instead of saying study or save the world it says dont think just do as i say lil slve

islamophobes, christophobes, jewphobes.... all religious wars are bullshit illuminati brainwashing

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If you believe in any religion you are an idiot.

>>686734122
Yeah, we have both.

>>686738188

Hurry up. I'm waiting.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curtis_Culwell_Center_attack

>>686742507
Exactly. Keep pushing and you won't have and east to come back to when you start running back

>>686741486

Yeah, killing women, children and innocents is everything the Holy Quran taught you. Holy Quran was all about attaining perfection which is what "Jihad" really meant and you fuckers are animals. You're going to reap your reward alright, and hey ... guess what?

Those "virgins" will all be traps. Good luck with that.

>>686731591
>Islam is the fastest growing religion in the world
Kek. Gr8 b8 m8.

Hahaha pathetic IS. How does it feel to get bombed? I wish you many more fighters in Iraq and Syria so we won't have to go through all that trouble finding you. We will be your death and we will exterminate your pathetic excuse for a religion. Christianity will prevail.

>>686742737
>Virgins will be all the neckbeard wizards from here

Ftfy

>>686742653
agree

>>686742737
>>686742827
Nope.

The virgins are babies.

You have to take care of 72 babies for all eternity.

And they're all colicky little bastards.

Have fun with that, Achmed.

>>686742827

Even better!

I've studied Islam, and these swine have never properly read the word.

>>686742922

Top kek

>>686731591

I'll just leave this here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ46qy1tguo

pissing on Allah whenever i have the chance and my life is still awesome. Explanation?

>>686741486

You think people will just stand there and take it.

Let's do this. It's been a while since I have enemies.

>>686743166
Your toilet flushes into Imaginationland?

Welp. Looks like ISISfags went for a quick goat fucking break and stopped replying. Anyone have any good memes?

I don't care what your religious beliefs are as long as you aren't a total cunt about it.

>>686743298
i was just speaking colorful

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>>686739856
Keep beheading in the news and bombing some european cities. It strenghtens whitey's hate for you and improves far right's results in the polls.
The more we bomb you, the more you suicide bomb us. The more you suicide bomb us, the more likely we are to have a large scale european civil war.
Don't worry tho, my first target won't be a low life mudslime like you. Our governments will see us swarm with pitchforks like in the good old days. And the guillotines will be sharpened again. Traitors.

>>686731591
I'd rather die as a Christian than live as a mudslime. Kill yourself with a sharpened pig's bone, sandnigger.

>>686742726
If you were able to read and comprehend, you would have seen that I wrote
"sharpening their blades in anticipation for the day we impose the Sharia."

We will use knives AFTER establishing the Sharia with bombs and guns. Thus your knife vs gun argument is invalid.

Learn to read, infidel. It might just help you in life.

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>>686744072
ISLAM IS NOT A RACE.

The smart whites will be rushing to convert and join Islamic Jihad. Leave your backward tribal way of thinking behind and embrace the equality Islam teaches.

>>686744072
Amen to that brother/sister. Thy shall not die.

>>686744247
i'm going to have some good atheist sleep. keep fuckig goats sandnigger

>>686744462
The same equality Hitler preached to his Übermensch. Kill everyone else, then we will all be equals.

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>>686744462
>Leave your backward tribal way of thinking behind
>for Islam

Kek

>>686744247
Try us, sand monkey. We have enough bombs and guns to burn this whole fucking world to the ground. And your pathetic goat fucking army is going to stand a chance because somewhere in the deep depths of the quaran, it apparently says so. I like your enthusiasm, standing against the world, but you're only going to be fucking yourself over a thousand times harder than us

Heil Hitler ihr dreckigen Untermenschen!

Kommt alle nur freiwillig ins Reich, dann müssen wir euch nicht jagen. Bald wird der Sack zu gemacht und die Öfen wieder angeschmissen.

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>>686744972
Spot the skinhead lel

>>686745010
topkek

>>686745034
>this guy speaks German
>he must be a British factory worker

>>686736408

Someone hasn't read Muhammed's rules of war.

>>686741134
i love this picture. not just for the fact that theyre soldiers, but that theyre from all kinds of cultures and religions.No matter the differences American's are all one people.

>>686745325
fuck wrong thread. I've got a hunger games thread open in another tab that's taking for-fucking-ever to start.

Why you idiots allways fall for this bait. This is the new banana troll und you faggots don't even realize

>>686745407
If anon didn't bite, /b/ would be rather empty. So let us enjoy the bait and fuck off.

>>686745407
>trying to master bait the counter baiters in the bait thread

>>686744247

So what are you waiting for?

Let's do this.

>>686745338
As long as you don't include muslims in your army, you're fine. See the french army's reports of insubordination amongst muslim "french" soldiers.

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You stupid sandniggers wanna fight with the inventors of the nuke. Topkek. Enjoy sailing your sea of glass.

>>686745610
Lol, more ignorant westerners who can't read.

See >>686741486
There is no conventional war. There is not going to be an army coming over to drop bombs. Our soldiers are already there, making new Muslims and excluding western culture until it becomes irrelevant.

If you're waiting for something to start, I hvae bad news for you... it's been going on for decades. One day you will wake up and be surrounded by Mosques and Burqas and you'll wonder, "When did we lose the war?"

>>686733
>>686731591

You run from your own countries like women and pussies. If my country was being taken from me and harrased and my people killed we would stand up and fight. You run like cowards and come to other countries entitled. You are nothing but a plague on society.

If I had a button which would kill every muslim alive I'd fucking press it, I even have muslim friends but I'd still fucking press it and do the world a favour

>>686745794
A Jew was reponsible for the science behind the nuke. Your people wanted to exterminate them.

Einstein was not a Zionist and would have lived well under Muslim rule, as did millions of Jews before western intervention.

>>686745912

Fucking hell.
You are so close to the truth it actually hurts. Way more than a blade ever could.

>>686745912
>Our soldiers are already there, making new Muslims
You mean the ones who are becoming Christian? Yeah, big threat, there.

>>686745958
Lol, we are not running. There is no such thing as a moderate Muslim, don't you know that? You must be a liberal westerner.

We are establishing a new home base and creating an army of Islamic soldiers from within. Once the West is conquered and converted, the threat to our original countries will be neutralized.

We will have fun selling your girls at the slave market.

>>686746486
>You must be a liberal westerner.

>liberal
>calling Islams cowards

Retard detected.

>>686734122
I can afford bacon. I cant afford sex slaves. besides I am not into that.

>>686746486
Stop feeding the troll. If a country actually decided to rise up they would stand no chance.

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>>686746055

Buddy, we still got plenty of jews here, and I'm pretty sure if you try anything on this continent in any kind of uprising you'd see them jump off the Seinfeld set and start fucking up your shit. Except ofc they don't need to; while you were busy 'infiltrating and out-breeding' us your kids grew up watching jew programming and treat islam like last year's Nikes.

Besides, what good are your machetes gonna do you here, where 33% of the population is packing heat? Pull one out at a Texas BBQ and watch yourself drown in bullets.

>>686731591
>Hello infidels,

>I am here to invite you to Islam. Islam is the fastest growing religion in the world, and it is only a matter of time before your precious Europe and America is under the Sharia.

>You don't have much time left. Instead of fighting a battle already lost, why not join the true path? Why not save your soul and become Muslim?

>There is a painful punishment for you if you do not convert, and by Allah, we will enforce it harshly. This webm shows exactly what will happen to you if you resist. You have been warned.

According to prophet Mohammed every people of the book are Muslims (true believers). People of the book is a refrence to Christians and Jews. He believed that the people of the book are all worshipping the same god already. So forced converting to Islam does not apply to those who already are people of the book and believe in one true god. Allah, Jahve, Jehovah, God = same thing but different name used by people who believe in same thing.

So please study Islam before you make an ass out of yourself or do you not understand the teachings of Mohammed.

>>686746724
>while you were busy 'infiltrating and out-breeding' us your kids grew up watching jew programming and treat islam like last year's Nikes.
Lol. Muslims don't integrate, infidel. One minute you're shouting "Mozlems don't wanna assimilate!", then the next you're claiming a majority of us are "already westernized". Which is it? Your delusions are getting stronger. Just accept that Islam is taking over.

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>reality check
>secular/christian nations got nukes
>islamic nations got shit
>it is only a matter of time before your precious Europe and America is under the Sharia.

Har Har Har.

>>686747988
see >>686741486

>>686742811
>Christianity
Gtfo

>>686748126
Oh, I see, I am dealing with a retard here.

>they never saw the creeping Sharia entering and setting up camp in their lands.

Do they? Right now the muslims are the new jews here. Normal everyday people suddenly go against the invasion, may it be France, Germany or Switzerland. People who never raised attention suddenly go ahead and burn you brown fuckers to death.

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>>686746055
>Einstein would have lived well under Muslim rule
>Einstein claiming that everything is relative
>God is relative
>ALLAHU AKBAR, INFIDEL

These shiteaters are so funny.

>>686742733
Donald Trump is gonna bomb the living shit out of you, then you will be the one thatll be beheaded. Mark my words kid.

>>686748126
See >>686746419

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>>686731591
I’ll share with you the tale of when
I met some baggy-trousered gentlemen
They spoke with flair
and with panache
They all had beards
but no moustache

They had a book called the Qur'an
containing some divine and cosmic plan
And then I cringed
in fear and dread
as one closed up his book and said

Just do it, just do it
Do it before you die
Join Islam, come on man
Don't upset the man in the sky
The consequences are dire
You'll really piss him off
and then he'll burn you in the fire
Just do it, just do it now!

So I said:
I can't do it, I can't do it
I really don't believe in God
Your passion and your fashion
I really think are really rather odd
No derision
It's my decision
and I don't like the idea of a circumcision
I won’t do it. I won’t join Islam.

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>>686750069
Join Islam
Read the Qur'an
Linguistically it’s sublime
I’ve checked and
It’s perfect
In every way and for all time
It’s righteous
It has no likeness
Here’s a verse with forty-two rhetorical devices
Join Islam Just do it now!

And I said:
I can’t do it
I can’t do it
I’ve never felt the need to pray
On a carpet
with a view of men’s arses
I’m sorry I don’t pray that way
I’m at a disadvantage
I can’t read the language
All I want is lager and a bacon sandwich
I can’t do it I won’t join Islam

And he said
I won’t boast
but first and foremost
ask yourself what if you’re wrong.
You believe that something
came from nothing?
My faith could never be that strong!
It’s not pragmatic
It’s un-Quranic
It violates the second law of thermodynamics
Think about it. What if you’re wrong?

And I said:
I can’t do it I can’t do it
Not without some evidence
I’m not biassed
Just give me science
None of you are making sense
It’s not for me, man
Leave me be, man
I’d rather pour a glass and drink my daddy’s semen
I can’t do it. I won’t join Islam

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>>686750155
And they said
"Brother makes a good point"
Join islam
But only if you feel inclined
Our obsession
is freedom of expression
Just say whatever’s on your mind
It’s splendid
We commend it,
But we reserve the right to never be offended
Join islam
Join islam now

And I said:
I can’t do it
I can’t do it
I believe in equality
It’s a given:
rights for women
have no place in your ideology
No integration
No education
The only thing your females get is genital mutilation
That’s final
I won’t join Islam

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>>686750334
And they said:
Join Islam
Just do it
The moment is so opportune
Our practice:
To blacklist
every novel and cartoon

Keep silent
We’re strident
We’ll chop the head off anyone who says we’re violent
Join Islam
Just do it NOW!

And I said:
I can’t do it
I can’t do it
Censorship I Despise
It’s fair
to declare the
universal right to criticize
I don’t want Sharia
round here
I’d rather pack my bags and move to North Korea
I won’t do it
I won’t join Islam

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>>686750416
And they said:
Join Islam Just do it
Western women are all whores
Here’s my sister
No man has kissed her
Join us and she’ll be all yours
She’s no shirker
A real hard worker
She’ll show you everything she’s got beneath her burqa
Just do it!
Join Islam now!

And I said:
ALRIGHT!!
I’ll do it
I’m a red-blooded male
It’s intriguing
I’m pleading
to find out what’s behind her veil
To Allah
I give my shahada
I’m in a state of frenzy and a lustful lather
I’ll do it! I’ll do it now!

I’ve done it
I’m ready
to bang her like a man possessed
I’m burning
I’m yearning
As she slowly gets undressed
Uh oh!
I stammer
I piss my pyjamas
Cos she’s bog-eyed and her face is like a bag of hammers
I can’t do it, I wanna leave Islam!

Allahu akbar, It says here
Terms and conditions apply
One small penalty
for apostasy
Leave and you must die
There's no compulsion in religion
But revoking your shahada gets you crucifixion
You've done it
You've done it now!

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Hellow heretics, im here to invite you to memes. Memes is the fastest growing comedic system in the world, and is only a matter of time before your precious allah and akbar is under it's influence.

You dont have any time left. Instead of fighting a battle already lost, why not start a subreddit? Why not save your unconventional humor and post on 4chan?

There is an abundance of cancer memes for you if you post a YLYL, and by the mods, we will ban you. This webm shows exactly what happens to you if you resist.

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>>686731591

>>686731591
nice camera work though

>>686740710
Do you have skins for your ak's ?

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>>686731591

>>686734511
First of all, nice dubs.
Secondly, Allah is a pig. Neither imaginary or a person.

>>686733815
> We are running away
> RUNNING AWAY
> from bombs
> we will conquer and destroy you
Just look at the Serbs and what they've done when the "mighty" NATO bombed them because they genocided you pigs Protip: they made a concert in the middle of the war zone, and fought the alliance you scared piece of shit.

>>686731591

Welcome to the NSA watchlist, sandnigger friend.

This feature allows you to:
- Not book flights
- Not leave the country
- Going to jail for at least 20 years
- Free prison exercice including but not limited to: Waterbording, Nail Treatment, not allowing you to pray, forced to eat pork.

I just love these extremists.. they are the ones that converted to islam because they where low-lifes..

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Hey Infidels,
My name is Ahmed, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are white, pig-eating non-believers who spend every second of their day doing haram things. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have you ever gotten any virgins? I mean, I guess it's fun living in prosperity because of your hard work and heritage, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than wiping your ass with your right hand.
Don't be a kafir. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the beheading team and starter on my drowning team. What sports do you play, other than "calling the Prophet (peace be upon him) names on the Internet"? I also get straight على's and have 3 banging hot wives (I just beat them all up; shit was SO halal). You are all infidels who should be beheaded. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and one of my bitches

>>686731591
>Islam went from being 1/3 of the population a century ago to 1/3 of the population today
>atheism went from behind 1% of the population a century ago to 10% of the population today
>therefore Islam is growing faster

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>>686752798
10/10

>>686731591
Fake and gay you fucking sandmonkey

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>>686731591
Yeah. Those cartoonists sure got what they deserved.

>>686731591
I will fucking hunt you down you fucking dune coon.
Fuck you

Dues vault

>>686731591
Wow you so cool with your hate and violence. Really badass

Sorry, I enjoy pork too much.

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>>686731591
remember kids
>The Quaran is just a niggrfied version of the Tora

>>686731591
go fuck some goats you brainwashed child rapist adorer if islam was really growing so fast as you say you faggots wouldn't be desperately trying to get more members in your pitiful cult

You all will disappear soon and you guys know it recruiting more idiots wont help you all will perish no matter what you do.

Infidels this infidels that blah blah blah jihad blah mohmmad and piglord Allah that

>>686740710
so he posts videos of ISIS executing other Muslims. Are you retarded OP?

>>686751891
>tfw you wish it was 2003 again.

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>>686731591

Oy, Vey, Allahu Akbar

l>>686741486
Looks like the goat spunk trapped under your foreskin has started to rot, sandmonkey. Come with your switchblades and kitchen knives. Ill gladly carve my name out on your fucking skulls with my axes

>>686731591
The 9th crusade will come you sarrison bastard
odin witness it.