Why are IDs even gone?

>tfw cooped up all weekend and the stress of it is now getting to me

Who are you voting for? i am voting greens because I think they should have more say.

>>686732353
weather is shit but life is good because we invented indoors. weed and movies have never been more necessary.

>>686732460
They're good intentioned (unlike National) but not clever.
They think that the solution for the student housing problem is to give them more money, for example, despite the fact that this would just drive up price and make exploiting the housing market even more lucrative than it is already.

>>686732569
A cuddlebuddy has never been more necessary either!
Doesn't change that I don't have one though.

>>686732858
yes, but they are the only party that wants a capital gains tax and it sickens me that we don't already have one. i think we need a new left party because Labour are too like national and are stigmatised by their union influence and the Greens have a reputation for being incompetent.

>>686732858
as I said, they should have more influence. i don't think they should have over 50% but i don't think national should either.

>>686732858
are you saying you want some weed?

>>686731808
they have IDs at /pol/ which I would recommend if you like toxic cesspools.

>>686733199
>>686733368
>>686733447
Samefag.

>>686733199
Is that basically a middleman tax?
That sounds nice.

>>686733368
New Zealand First would be better though, their policies make more sense.
A mix of NZF and Green with very little National and Labour would be amazing!

>>686733447
Never tried it before!

>>686733633
capital gain is whenever your assets increase in value. there is currently no tax on it so if your job is playing growth stocks on the stock market you can make millions and pay exactly no income tax. what are nz first's tax policies? all i know of them is that they hate foreigners and want to give more money to old people.

try the dank it is pretty good.

>>686733607
You can tell because he didn't capitalise his first letter.

>Be me
>Be weekend dad
>Take three year old son out on my visitation to mini golf then go have some lunch
>Finish lunch, son is tired so doesn't want to walk, I carry him
>Son says to me "I want to see my mummy"
>"Don't you like spending time with daddy?"
>"Yes but I want to spend time with me and mummy and daddy together and you live at my house"
>"I'm sorry daddy and mummy aren't together, son".
>He starts to cry.
>"I just really miss you daddy."
>I start to cry.
>He starts to bawl hysterically.
>I just hold him and cry silent tears.
>We cry together for about 30 minutes

>Call ex afterwards
>Tell her what happened
>She blames me
>"You shouldn't put these ideas in his head"

Wtf, I don't. I am very careful to speak positively about her to him. He's starting to realise parents are generally together, and she's going to have to deal with that.

I want to die.

>>686734219
Dude I was in a mood to mock and you got me feelin feels. Fuck the bitch. just be neutral about her when talking to your kid and be careful not to cry in front of him again because he'll think that if daddy is crying something must be really wrong. Stay strong, brother.

>>686734071
Hmm, really?
I'd better look more carefully before I vote then.

>>686734572
I didn't let him see me cry. I held him in close so he didn't see my face. You can mock if you want. I have thick skin, but when my son said that to me I couldn't hold it. It was heartbreaking.

>>686734828
nah man I won't mock you my point was that i was in the mood to mock then you flipped my attitude.

>>686734821
yeah informed voting is good but if you're uninformed you aren't doing any more damage than the other uninformed voters so that's good.

>>686734219
women stupid as fuck.

kill her.

show boobs.

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I have to go because my girlfriend is stealing me. Sorry boiz!!

>>686734821
you make sure you vote bud I like your thinking

>>686734219
You do whatever makes you happy man and just don't engage with your ex she sounds toxic.

>>686735977
Trump has ruined Pepe which was shit to begin with.

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>>686735856
Odd request but OK.

>>686736083
I really have no choice but to engage with her, if I want to see my child. She thinks everything is a plot by me to get back with her. I just want what's best for him, and to not have to deal with what I did.

>>686736318
All right man bear it all really quick. What did you do?

>>686736083
trap.

>>686736673
I promise she isn't a trap but you will get trapped if you spend long enough with her to enjoy her chilled, friendly, sexy presence.

>>686736931
trap nigga.
what's dick taste like?

>>686734219
Is your last name Walker? Why are you not together? What happened and who's fault is it?

>>686737104
tastes like all other flesh if it's clean. If it's dirty it's like a whole unique experience.

>>686737177
No of course his last name isn't Walker you dumb fuck.

>>686736456
Long story short.
I have borderline personality she has severe paranoia. We plan baby. Mum dies while she is pregnant. I get depressed. We fight. We break up. I get worse then I get better. I post thread on /b/.

>>686737177
see
>>686737300
also checked and checked

>>686737220
homosexual.

>>686737609
pretty much everyone I have met with BPD is a piece of shit so you are doing pretty well to have a normal conversation. Doesn't sound like it would have worked with her.

>>686737836
Is there any other kind of sexual?

>>686737939
It worked incredibly well actually. It's why we were together for 5 years and had a baby. She felt safe with me and I felt wanted. We gave each other what we needed.

>>686731517
>2016
>uses old flag

show tits.

>>686734219
Don't die, because then he'll really truly miss you forever more.
It sounds like you're doing the absolute best you can for your lad which is fucking commendable, and I think in years to come he will understand it and love you more for it.
You're doing all the right things, man. Don't let the ex tell you otherwise.

>>686731517
i know of one in chch ;)

>>686734219
She will always try to pass blame on to you for shit man, dont let it get to you.

So many of us in this country have grown up in the same situation. He will understand as he grows up. Dont hate on yourself im sure you do all you can.

>>686734219
vapebro?

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>>686738437
Old flag? You seem to forget pic related.

>>686738599
Checked. He's why I'm still even here. Through all the shit I went through which I won't bother to mention here my goal was always him, always do it for him, always see him, always get better for him.

>>686739004
It just pisses me off to no end that she blames me for every bad thing, when she's with him most of the time. Surely it reflects more on her parenting than mine. She even said "He doesn't see you as a parent just a friend he sees sometimes" Well fuck you too, bitch, what do you know about him? You're not with us. You didn't see the heartbreak on his little face. Vent vent vent.

>>686739169
Sure.

>>686738206
so it was having the baby that fucked it up? That's why I'm never having kids.

>>686739550
No, it was my mother dying, me becoming a depressed arsehole due to the fact, pushing myself too hard at work in a high level corporate job, getting stressed out and taking it all out on her.

>>686739388
What she said there in my opinion shows that she is more afraid of losing him to you than anything. My bet is that your kid talks about you a lot around her which most likely puts the fear in her that she is a shitty parent. Some people can hold gripes for no reason and im sure one day she will mature the fuck up and treat you with the respect you deserve

>>686739388
Checked also.
Assuming you're who I think you are, I know at least some of said shit anyway, but all good.
It always hits me really deep, man. I feel like I've lived that situation as the kid, y'know?
But just to even somewhat understand the kind of love you've got for your son is beyond words.
I dunno if it'll help you any, but I came to understand it in my late teens and the loyalty between me and my dad is like nothing else now. I hope your son grows up to feel the same.

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>>686740294
Thanks man. I am who you think I am btw. Who else comes here to whine about this crap?

>>686740158
Yeah maybe. She's alone with a toddler and suffers severe paranoia. I can't imagine she's doing to well in that regard.

>>686741519
>>686741519
How old is she and how old are you?

>>686741561
She's 28 and I'm 32.

>>686741864
kill her.

>>686741428
I prefer it over the shitposting. Being able to just get all that shit out of your head without consequence is part of what I like about this place.

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>>686731517

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>Christchurch

same ol' same ol'

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>>686734219
Keep showing him how much you love him. As he get's older he'll realize his mother is a stupid cunt. And when he gets older he can make the decision who he wants to live with.

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Chch reporting in. Comfy as fuck.

>>686742768
Seconding this.
Your efforts will pay off in the end.

>>686742768
lol, as if he mind isn't being molded a certain way to think already.

yall niggas don't even.

Why does Christchurch have so many 4channers, and Wellington so few?

>>686743184
Shut-ins on that $3k to Chch hype

>>686743029
WTF are you even talking about?

>>686742869
Back on the cat pics eh? (if you are whom I think you are) How you been?

>>686743492
If you think it's ginga you're right. Yeah I've been alright, fucking cold as hell, went out for a super disappointing evening last night. Tried so hard to not get salty. Wbu?

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216 days

>>686743833
You're counting down?

>>686743833
You can clearly see omgbro, kyss, and wadup

>>686743184
Because everyone in Christchurch are raging alcoholics that hate their lives

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>>686743833
I've actually put on a few kg's of muscle so on the way.

rip korean girl poster.

>>686743771
I did think that was whom you are. As for wbm see feels posts above. Other than that sick as fuck. Why was your night disappointing?

>>686744006
How can you see past the censoring? Do you have some FBI software?

>>686743184
because Chch is full of normie fucks.

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Hi friends <3

did i detect a hint of faggotry in this thread? :3

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the cold never bothered me anyway.

>>686744246
That's a funny way of spelling Wellington!

>>686732460
The worst part about voting for the greens is that it's a vote for labour

>>686744390
>not having custom file name
>not talking about being in love with under age
2/10 because I replied.

>>686744319
Only if there's someone I can actually possibly be with, because I'm too cold and in need of cuddles to be teased romantically.

You can cuddle me. Am waikato furfag.

>>686744319
There's always a hint of faggotry in these threads with you in them Joshie <3

>>686744614
im freeeezing, i dunno why my room is so cold ;_;

are u qt

>>686744638
post pics :)

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>>686744653
Awwh <3

-cuddles-

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>>686744638
>~6 hours away

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>>686743833
Why did you cross out the names?

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>>686744178
I'm sad you're sick, flu?
I'll green text it for you
>bf says were going out for dinner and pool
>get dressed up
>he arrives and asks where were going
>He hasn't organized anything
>we spend an hour trying to find a place
>All theplaces we go to are packed
>and up going to some seedy burger joint in an alley
>Tiny burger for like $16
>he farts in the car all night from sore tummy
>Says pools a bit "out of the way"
>we just go to my place.
Was so fucking salty

only fuking idiots vote . ur just supporting a stupid system of color voting witch does not represent real democracy. its all bull shit

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>>686744521

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>>686744774
those were cozy days

>>686744588
being in love with under age was just a meme someone started.

>>686744730
if lefty was about 20% more twink would totally go there

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>>686744676
No, shitty face. Have sona.

>>686744774
>tfw tentaclearms will never camwhore for you

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>>686744996
waa, if he was 20% more he would have a vagina... ;_;

>>686744997
Im not a furry but fellow degenerates are cozy!

>>686745121
Yeah, would just be a boyish girl, which is kinda what i'm after.

>>686745003
is she still around? i wanted to hook her up with a friend but im too shy to message her

>>686745221
Havn't seen her in ages!

>>686745216
ah true, i saw a QT tranny on grindr like 300 meters away from me before, but they arent my type

>>686744817
Maybe but I had my flu shot. It was all liquid from both ends so good times. Took me off work for 4 days.

Sounds like an awesome night and a great guy. You should definitely make a ginger baby with him.

>>686744845
>does not represent real democracy
>does not vote
Are you retarded? New Zealand has one of the most fair democratic systems in the world.

kiwis are fucking gross bugger off

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>>686745383
10/10 top bantz bro.

>>686745221
I can give you her contact details!
http://steamcommunity.com/id/actuallytearex
This person has someone as a friend who has someone as a friend who has her as a friend.

glhf :3

>>686745449
that's one rare pepe

Anyone want to come over and watch some movies? East Auckland chick 02102460862 xx I like dick pics

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>>686745509
heh ty but im already on her friends list ;)

>>686745626
Oh hi there, JTRealms!

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>>686744774
why did they take away coloured text?!

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>>686745681
hai :)

>>686731517
Dunedin furry here. I have a black goat suit in the making. I want to be cuddled

Fun fact, 99% of furries here are SJW's who are special snowflake non-binary trans gender-studies dykes or fat bronies. I'm not joking

>>686745598
Not your personal army.

>>686745715
To scam you into paying for membership.

>>686745757
Get some new lines faggot

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>>686744817
There is a future in this relationship.
The more shit particles you inhale the more you will need them to survive.

>>686745830
OK...

Not
Your
Personal
Army

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>>686745862
Should I get salty and send him a message? This is the second time he's "taken me to dinner" and hasn't bothered to organize anything. I feel like it's really disrespectful

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>>686745755
Still better than a fucking sergal.
Also, I don't think I've ever seen a goat suit.

>>686745356
We've never had anyone but National and Labour in power though.

>>686746013
nah, just sit on it like any other woman and explode one day when it all becomes too much.

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My boyfriend lives in the United States. He is a manager at donut place Krispy Kreme. He wants to come live with me here in NZ. Can I just marry him and get him permanent residency? Because he is too stupid to get a useful diploma or degree to get permanent residency through work.

>>686746013
He won't learn if you don't school him

>>686746087
FUCK OFF CUNT!
YOUR FUCKING "BOYFRIEND" FUCKING FAT CUNT!

>>686744817
Back to the comfortable farting I see, you've let him be too casual around you

>>686746013
Are boys still giving you trouble? send them my way :)

Just came back from NZ, your country is absolutely full of chinks and indians. Auckland in particular is like freaking Hong Kong.

Chink invasion.

>>686746159
this.
there is pretty much no respect anymore once you just start dropping your guts constantly.

>>686746087
r u boy or grill

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>>686746159
he did it from day one and is all like "it's a natural bodily function"

>>686746029
I've seen photos of the latest nz furry get together. Seen a couple of sergals. They are getting popular. Don't like how they look as suits personally.

For my goat I want to go for a realistic creepy look, maybe like baphomet.

>>686746258
I thought you told him to stop it and he did for a bit, gotta law down the law girl. Besides we both know you're the alpha in the relationship

>>686745946
Good one faggot

>>686746013
Depends if you want to have an argument or not. I would hate to be called out on my bullshit and forced into a fight, but then I'm not the one on the receiving end. Better to air it early to give him a chance to rectify it.

>>686746029
Supported by a fair representation of the parties voted for, in addition to still having the losing side still represented. Being the leading party just gives you more pushing power. Parties in your coalition can still reject your proposals too.

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>>686744817
must have some good dick if you're putting up with that shit.

>>686746087
Yes you can. Please don't though.

>>686746250
It doesn't matter. Marriage is legal for any couple, providing you're both human.

>>686746250
You want tits or someshit you pathetic excuse of a human being?

>>686746416
What if one of them are trans-species and identify as an animal?

>>686746420
tits pls

>>686746416
I know

>>686746420
yeah, i wanna see his ass

>>686746488
>What if one of them is some made up bullshit
Even insane people can legally get married in New Zealand.

>>686746235
What's wrong with burping and farting around a partner? I find that doing that shows that you trust each other and are not worried about getting judged/dumped over such things.

>>686746613
>constantly

>>686746569
I have pictures of his asshole. The poor bitch was so shy, I bet he felt vulnerable as I made him pose for me so I could take the photos.

>>686746735
hot, i wish someone would abuse pics out of me

>>686746613
Because it gets to a point where it's unfunny and unpleasant, yes you could just fart your ass off all day infront of your SO, or you could hold it and fart somewhere else discretely

>>686746613
After you've known one another for some time sure. He's done this to her from like day 2 iirc.

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>>686746671
>constantly
>physical limits

>>686746828
I can suck air into my anus and fart it out, like anal queefs. I could do this indefinitely.

>>686746815
Eh, up to the individual how they want to behave. Maybe he will weed out a girl with a fart fetish with that behaviour. Perfect couple material

>>686746959
That's pretty sexy. I feel the need to masturbate now.

>>686746975
If that was his intention then I think he's wasting his time.

>>686747020
Please do.

>>686731808
>every thread

>>686747587
IKR. I can't believe people still post memes in 2016.

Bi curious here, anyone on the northshore want to get their dick sucked or fuck me in the ass?
19/white/Albany

>>686747809
You can suck my dick if you bring me some weed.

>>686748089
Who she?

NZ threads sure have become a sad state of affairs.

>>686748089
ew

>>686748625
Yup. Everyone is either busy or has an heroed

>>686748715
Nah, we out here

shiet, is it possible to get thru Nz life w/ ncea lvl1? immigrant abo with a kid here.

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>>686748715
>>686748828
Kebabro's here if anyone cares.

>>686748950
Mate! It's Dunners. Been a minute. What's good? Kebabs?

>>686748715
Fark it's cold, bruh.

>>686746293
So like Clockwork Creatures often does?

>>686748938
lol fucking get out of my country.
fuck off back to your snake pit cunt.
we don't want your kind here.

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I just saw an image of an aborted foetus and now I need some eye bleach.

>>686748938
Yes. Be born here. If you're too stupid to pass 5th form, go home.

>>686749002
So everyone should be sitting next to their computers for some comfy warmths.

>>686748950
Kebaby! Sup bro.

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>>686748992
I haven't had a kebab in months. I've just been playing The Witcher and watching shitty TV shows on Netflix. You?

>>686749274
Sit next to an oil fin for the comfy comfs

>>686749143
Fucking hell. Calm yo tits, just came here to drink ya fucking gasoline and shit in yo dishwashers

>>686731517
Naw, there are some. I'm in Auckland and my hobby is writing pony porn and fapping to horses.

Furries should burn in a fire though.

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>>686749186
was it this one

>>686749274
Laying in the bed with me laptop.

>>686749431
G - Field represent cuzz

>>686749274
>tfw computer only has an i5 4200u. Can't even warm up my small ass room after 10+ hours of encoding videos.

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>>686749186
welcome to 4chan qt
>>/gif/8638429

>>686749324
I had butter chicken. I died. Get a kebab, cunt.

>>686749533
Grey Lynn, fuck yah. Got this fiber Internet 100mbps upload and download.

>>686749711
i always fuck that up
>>>/gif/8638429

>>686742554
oh fuck that pic is beautiful

>>686748089
Who?

>>686749468
Yes. Thank you, arsehole.

>>686749756
It's nice to finally be welcomed after all this time. The OP pic seemed fake so I clicked but was not prepared. I go in to rekt threads a bunch but this is something that actually got me.

>>686750005
im watching the videos, its disgusting but so satisfying

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>>686748089
>>686748226
>>686748695
>>686749802
She looks like someone I used to date. If I were to put her personality into kebab form, it'd look like pic related.

>>686750258
She has the personality of meatloaf?

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>>686750373
Well, that's a little unfair to meatloafs.

>>686750706
Fuck I could go for a good meatloaf right now. Anyone in here want to be a good waifu to me? I will supply you with money and dick, you make me meatloafs.

fuckers made me hungry. now I must make food.

Where you at, cunts? Ded?

>>686751820
kys

>>686752388
I'm gonna do some dope shit before I do that, fool

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sometimes I wish I just had a massive dick bulge that I could make my tinder profile so I could just slay countless hoes that want dick.

"I'm here for something meaningful" - basic bitches on tinder.

do you even know where you are bitch?

>>686752665
like what?
beat Cho's highscore?

>>686752824
Roadtrip

>>686752687
They know where they are. "Something meaningful" means they need to feel the dick hitting the back of their cervix.

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I don't understand craigslist.
Shouldn't all this be in the Women Seeking Men section?

>>686753116
oh shit nigga.
is this shit legal?
can I just cat fish niggas and wear panties and fart in them and sell them as if they were worn by a female?

>>686753066
the cervix is like 3" deep right?

>>686753321
The back of the cervix. You have to penetrate her cervix with mighty thrusts, and cum directly in her womb.

>>686753970
how to know where the cervix is?

Do a beautiful thing with your existence, anon

>>686754284
When you feel pressure on the tip of your dick while inside, keep pushing.

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>>686754826
>tfw never felt this feel
>tfw never will feel this feel
>tfw should kill ones self

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>>686755089
>tfw only 7inch dick and have bruised womens cervix before

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>>686755466
half an inch extra is all you need to fuck cunts up?