Big Brother simulator thread
13 entrants are needed to fill the roster
Dongus
Harold
American
Dingus
Admiral Allahu Akbar
Putin
Rias Gremory
Stevie Wonder
ADYSON
Benis
enraged joey pine apple
I nominate my original character Blails
Adoring Fan
GRETCHEN
Jail Rapist
The true Fire Emblem tribute TAKUMI!
Mr bean
Owain
>>686726875
Fuck yeah you made it buddy. Also cutting off
Florina
Uhhhh... wow
I think we have too many UIDs to have a Big brother game (not everyone is going to fit in)
switch to HG instead, or should we just roll the hell with this?
>>686726851
>>686726878
This cant be allowed
house mother
>>686726966
I'm interested in this
>>686726868
You better last longer than fucking ripped hitler or one slap chap you bitch
>>686726987
MILLY
>>686726987
ISABELLA
I'll set up the game meanwhile you anons decide what to do
http://www.strawpoll.me/10339223
Keep in mind that a BB game can last anywhere from 50 mins to 90 minutes (they last that long)
>>686726855
topkek. I'll be rooting for him.
>>686727102
You cannot best my hatchets, infidel
>>686727221
Fuck you, you axe spamming faggot. My original character Blails will kick your fuckin add. REEEEEEEEEEEE
RPM Operator 1
>audience votes for big brother
>votes to change from big brother
>>686727367
we gottaaaaa get spongeboooob back
>>686727441
Bunch of butthurt fags want their guys in the game..
>>686727367
he does have a point, your original character kinda seems like a ripoff of blonic, but what do I know.
don´t matter, joey will take revenge on all of yee
Last chance anons, shall we switch?
We are better off making another HG thread instead of this, as we have too many UIDs and it is only built for 4-8 people
Anyways, are we good to go then?
>>686727727
fuckin do it
>>686727727
Why not both?
>>686727727
I'm up for whatever
>>686727727
SWITCH
>>686727686
You know too much...
Benis won the HoH.
Let's see who he hates the most
>>686727882
Don't have the attention span
>>686727985
Get rekt joey. Blails master race.
>>686727727
my nigga is in big brother, anything is fine for me.
I'm thinking of skipping some images to save time
Hope you anons are okay with this (but I will not skip the most important ones, obviously)
Adyson won the Vetoes and decides to save, an angry joey pine apples for some reason
And the person who will get evicted is..
Maybe next time buddy
>>686728006
hashtagTeamPutin
>>686728213
Racism!
My name is Igor
I like food meat and girls
I decided to join big brother because of money
I like swimming
Joey pine apples again, wow, everyone must hate him that much
>>686728213
Can't win them all can ya? Fucking axe spamming shit...
>>686728213
Islamaphobia
Looks like their fate is sealed, or maybe Stevie didn't get to see who's who and who isn't
>>686728421
DONGUS PLEASE
>>686728421
This seems hyper condensed
I love how the Ding votes to evict the other Ding
>>686728492
OP said he was gonna go fast
And goodbye olde' twin
>I honestly don't know what the hell I'm talking about
>>686728421
what the hell joey, stop pissing people off
Perhaps it is Dongus who is in the possession of the Dingus, let's see who will get nominated
>>686728555
Shiiiiiiiiiii
>>686728497
blails you fucking shit
>>686728555
you failed, you will suffer
>>686728555
DINGIS, YOUR TRAITOR
Maybe Stevie was like "who? what? me? oh, I'll just stand here"
>>686728670
Blails isn't sorry
Double winner for this week, let's see if he/she'll have second thoughts on the nominees
>>686728700
Harold understands but struggles to hide his pain
Nope, everything is all well
But not for one of these nominees
>>686728747
he will be though, he will be
As anon would say, "he didn't see it coming"
Dingus better watch out, maybe Harold is on the verge for vengeance
>>686728843
Don't make me take up smoking you bitch
Well this oughta be good
>>686728868
well, better than getting killed at hunger games, kek.
>>686728981
DINGUS, I HOPE YOU GET EVICTED FOR BETRAYING DONGUS
>if someone won the veto and doesn't get used, I won't post it — to save time
Nothing of importance here, not really
It is a hot-headed battle, because, they are red heads, know what I mean
In there she goes into the red head jail
But there's room for one more
The most amazing OC or the most shatty OC?
either way, he's the HoH
>>686729206
DINGUSSSSSS
>>686729151
Shut dude. . Your crippling depression is showing.
>>686729261
Fuxk yes Blails we did it. Remove joey!!
There can be only one person with a name that starts with a B apparently
>>686729261
Blais don't fails me now
Whoa, it appears we have a love interest between Adyson and Joey
...
>>686729372
Y everyone hate joey
>>686729372
blails you fuck, go inflate somewhere inexplicably, leave joey alone
>>686729418
Blails do it for ripped hitler and one slap chap
As I guessed correctly, there can be only one 'B' character in the game
>>686729528
:( :( :(
She won't be nominating the Joey, I'm calling it
>>686729468
I'll get you next time joey. NEXT TIME!!!!
>>686729418
shieeeet
nice save joey
New nominees
>I think
Will they stand a chance against everyone?
Blails is gonna do the puss-out move, watch
>>686729671
No Blails this is the opposite of destroying joey
>>686729671
Can I carry your weapon, shine your boots perhaps?
Like a dumb pussy-ass b
Now someone else is in trouble because of him
>>686729618
>>686729671
looks like the tables have turned, your own original character blails
..
>>686729723
>>686729792
Thank god Blails didn't let all the smoking kill his brain cells
Fatty 'mericans gtfo
this Blails guy is on a hot roll I'll tell you
>>686729889
Well then see ya later
>>686729889
BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA!
Wow, he really hates Joey
He really hates Joey
and maybe Harold
>>686729941
Gunning for you joey you fuck boi
>>686729941
no, hide joey
Guess what happens now?
>yup, you guessed it
>>686729999
Witness my quads. Fuck I have to win now.blails got this
>>686729999
Checked sir
LMAO (caps), Joey's love interest steps in instead
Wow, this game is the real deal y'all
>>686729999
shieeeet, come on joey, we need to summon quints now
....
>not the Harold
Into the ye olde' man jail cell he goes, alone
>>686730163
You can it hope to defeat me. For I am mighty and original. Better than bluckles.
She will protect Joey at all costs, so the Blails must be eliminated
Or maybe she just hates yellowheads
And, we have another pussy in the game
>>686730297
Fuk that bitch. Blails has assumed god form
>>686730221
I-It's okay. You know, when life gives you lemons
>>686730370
Fug... Blails noo
was Putin hiding the whole time?
Either way, he's out in the open
>>686730370
Here? Right here? What about, say, over there? No? Okay, right here it is!
and now he's closed, in the dark
nooooo Putin!! i thought he might get the win
Guess this guy is coming back for more
>>686730496
Yus we did it>>686730558
Holy shit my boner
I don't understand the conflict going between those three but w/e
>>686730278
yeah bluckles sucks I give you that
>>686730655
DINGUS
Adyson has to make a choice here, it is either her or the love interest
Well, there goes their relationship
Boom. Just like that
Oi, looks like we have our first tiebreaker here
But only one can stay
>>686730768
Adyson you bitch
>>686730768
Shit joey... I didn't know she'd be such a cunt. Maybe Blails could end your suffering..
>>686730768
damn adyson, I thought what we had wus realz
While both Adyson and Joey are still in the game, their love between them isn't there anymore
Or is it?
Enraged Joey Pine Apples, out of nowhere with his HoH win
>>686730893
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
EAT SHIT DINGUS
Will Joey take it all?
>>686730893
This is getting too real for me guys. My quad powers are fading
What a blessing from the rng
The love is real, it is real
Get screwed, yellowheads
>>686730956
I laughing har at this
>>686730954
yesss
Joey makes sure that one of those yellowdudes aren't going to wuss out, good for him
>>686731009
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck why Blails leave him alone
It wasn't even a contest for mr. blails
And there he goes
>>686731065
yes, joey taking over now
>>686731100
Fuck blails Joey FTW
>>686731118
Love triangle?
>>686731118
Kurwa
>inb4 Adyson wins
I almost won 2 in a row
>>686731118
What if there's some kind of love triangle with Blails, ADYSON and joey?
>>686731118
I think adyson might like blails as well
Blails, Joey Apple Pines, and Adyson
Who will win the Big Brother competition?
And we have Blail already getting ahead of them by a notch
Come on Blails I believe in your original character that I totally didn't steal
>>686731243
come on joey, pull through
ADYSON
YOU GOT THIS
Dan Geesling
>>686731243
Omfg yes please. For hitler and slap chap
>I'm not going to do another BB game for a long while after this, not even in the next week or w/e — only when I feel like it
>stuff is really labourous compared to the HG, mind that
and Adyson closely follows in second
Poor Joey gets left behind
Why's joey gotta be a fucking cuck?
Hey, at least Adyson and Joey found each other, right?
And that's all it matters to them — maybe
>>686731360
Eat it joey. Fucking eat iiiiiit
>>686731360
no, joey, what u doin!?
Keen to do another HG game after this OP? I want to give Putin another chance!
Good boy Blails, for getting that competition risen to the highest level and not getting rid of the strongest ones first
This is it anons, Blails vs Adyson
Make your votes, now
>>686731441
Liv'n on a prayer
>>686731441
Holy shit. The quads pulled me through. Fucking holy shit moot is real. I knew he was all along. Fuck yes Blails
More hunger games, I must win at least twice and not disappoint the imams
We already seen this happening
>>686731519
avenge me my love
>>686731519
Fucking hell Blails.
The final standings
>why does this game want me to post everything that isn't important
>>686731603
Ram your pineapple up your bumbum
ADYSON
YOU GOT THIS IN THE BAG
>>686731664
I'd vote off Adyson, bitch
>>686731664
All these people I fucked over. .. shit. Blails why
>caps incoming, apologies because wow
JOEY PINES APPLLES WTF ARE YOU DOING
>wow, that looked horrible, let's try that again
Joey Pines, what the hell are you doing?
BLAILS CAN'T YOU SEE ADYSON IF FUCKING PLAYING YOU LIKE A FIDDLE?
>>686731811
Joey-kun... you. . Noticed me...
>>686731811
Wait where's Stevie?
>>686731829
Rekt
>>686731811
he never got over that veto, poor joey
>>686731916
He's black so he dosen't get a vote
here's our winnar — Adyson
For Joey <3
>where's stevie
The nominees who got eliminated early don't get to vote, because they didn't last long
>>686731916
He wandered in front of a speeding train
ADYSON FUCKING WON
>>686731916
My nigga probably got lost in the way or had a show, lel.
Woo, let's go #teamPutin
>bonus winnar
>>686732002
I bet it wasn't even true love in the end, Blails and joey both got fucking played.
>>686732002
Shit dude
Wooo Putin for the fav! Ill take it.
Man, fu this simulator, it's too much work
Maybe I'll run it whenever I feel like it as I mentioned
now, who want some hunger games in the next few minutes?
I love you joey. It's only.now that I, my original character, Blails realized it once you voted for me. Come to me joey senpai let us join in Union together not as bitter enemies but as lovers.
>>686732083
this is pretty funny actually
>>686732178
Hunher Games or riot.
>>686732178
>now, who want some hunger games in the next few minutes?
Hell yeah
>>686732002
By Azura by Azura by Azura! It's the Grand Champion of the Arena!
>>686732178
Keen on a hunger games
>>686732178
yeah, hunger games are fine.
RIP Dongus
Never forget.
>>686732289
Im putting Dingus and Dongus into HG.
>>686732197
This the true ship, fuck ADYSON.
>>686732197
wait, you need to know, I´ve been lying all along, I´m not jey pine apple, I´m my own original character boey bine bapple, I´m sorry for hiding it, I love you too
>>686732355
Hell yeah.
No one can stop my halal hatchets
I love the Canon we're coming up with
Apologies if I'm being to dramatic, but
>Phuckity phuckity phuckity phuck, why did I include the option for BB in the first place
I'm done slapping myself in the wrist, now I'm ready for another simulator thread
>lesson learned
>>686732462
Dingus backstabbed Dongus.
>>686732405
In losing this compitition I've come to attain true love <3
>>686732498
Love triangle between ADYSON, joey, and Blails
some other images that I should post for a regular anon (who participates in these threads)
>>686732477
At least there was no liberal cat
and that's the last of em.
wait for the new link in a second
>>686732555
Holt shit and now trips. I'm on fucking fire
>>686732593
you hate the liberal cat? why?
>>686732677
Wtf it's not stopping. Guys my powers are out of control
>>686732746
I don't hate liberal cat, I just hate the British
>oops, I forgot to save the last image for authenticity
But thank goodness there are no trolls at this hour
>>686732923
I will sort tributes if anon wants me to form teams
>I always do even though I don't state that I will