I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning

>>686715613
Without any milk...

>>686715613
yeheh so?

>>686715502
im in

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I survived Mr. Bones' Wild Ride.

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im no weenie

i massaged my prostate with a nugget

>>686715757
No your not faggot

I got trips once

Im le mtougho

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I post edgy things on Facebook

>>686715809
I'm on Mr. Bones' Wild Ride, mate. I'm gonna die soon.
I want to get off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride!

>>686715502
I masturbated to a girl with a feminine penis and lasted 30 seconds

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>>686716144
Checked.

>>686715502
I can open a jar of pickles

Pshhhh every post of mine is at LEAST dubs

>>686716335
Is that so

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>>686716260
It's hip to fuck bees....so....f-fuck me senpai.

I am Alpha and Omega

>>686716443
It's also hip to kill weaboo fags like you

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>>686716443

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Ayy open up for the fonz

I don't mind sundaes

I get dubs... Without a script

>>686716425
>335
>33
Dubs

>>686716533
chekd

>>686716533
Gladly

I'm going in boys.

>>686716533

Ayy lmao

I'm so tough that i didn't masturbate today

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>>686716516
>doesn't get the joke
>calls me a weeb

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>>686716533

Dubs in here

i kinda like weenie hut jr

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the dubs have risen

Lemme in fag

>>686716597
Are you retarded?

I'll have you know I scraped my knee and only visited the emergency room three times.

>>686716767
Double dubz, im in

>>686716790
No just new here

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>>686716611

Double dubs Ima bring my bitch in with me

>>686716861
Can i be ur bitch?

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>>686716144
>>686716533
>>686716611
We must learn from these people!

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I am a karate blackbelt.

>>686717022
Your in buddy

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>>686715502
How tough am I? I own the salty spittoon

>>686716837
No. You are fucking retarded/

I give it up the ass

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>>686716712
fuck me in the ass because i love jesus

>>686716945

Why don't you ask these dubs

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>>686717208
Really mature.

how tough am i?

>>686717300
Chek'd

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I haven't used my daily asthma inhaler for over a month.

>>686717174
What the fuck dd you just fucking said about me you little bitch? I said Im coming in, and Ill have you know Ill pulverize you if you try to stop me. Ive already killed 300 men on multiple raid to Al-Qaeda and ISIS, and your sorry ass doesnt stand a chance. So move away or suffer the consequences. Fuck, even if you moved I might kill you to ease my wrath.

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how tough am I? I'm a full time weeb. I eat sleep and shit anime 24/7 grind

>>686717501

RIP

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pls let me in

>>686717570
Lol nvm, im weak

>>686717627
No

>>686717570

I think if you really killed 300 ppl you'd be too traumatized to be playing on the internet probably in therapy lol

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I eat cigarettes.

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>>686716443
I'll fuck you.

I prefer to jerk off
Without lube

I'll have you know that beat Dark Souls 3 without getting hit!
While blindfolded

>>686715502
Lol, don't care.

>>686715502
Let me in faggot

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i fucked ur mom

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>no trips
>:(

>>686717724
Are u new to the Internet or something?

fuck her right in the pussy

>>686716443
Autism.jpg

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how tough are you?

I ate a giant steak and was still hungry for dessert.

>>686715739
Without any milk

i only cry 14 times on average during any disney movie

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>>686717913

>>686716443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1RYSy55KtA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CvqmD0CZao

I fuck horses.

>>686717913

No but I'm studying psychology and I just don't think he'd be able to hold a conversation even on the Internet.

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>>686717655
Ur in m80

I can almost bench the bar

Out of the way...!

I didn't need my parents permission to sign up for club penguin

>>686718188
witnessed

>>686717988
Welcome

Entrance accepted.

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I'm a professional shit poster

>>686718188

VIP everybody clear out of this mans way

>>686717988
>>686717022
Jesus Christ, does the Salty Splitoon have no standards anymore?

I created the pain olympics video.

YEET

I only have to wear floaties when in the pool

imm jerking off 2 my little pony

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>>686718063
Bees/10 would fuck

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>>686718087

>>686718325
rip faggot

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>>686718383

Let me the fuck in

I've taken off my helmet when on the short bus before

>>686715502
i masterbate to anime

>>686715502
I fucked your mom without a condom.

I only use one training wheel on my bike fuggot

I didn't laugh a single time when looking at the YLYL banana

i want to go to Weenie Hut Junior they have a robot bartender

I don't eat my carrots even when mommy wants me to

>>686718723

Singles confirm lie

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Fuck your Salty Spitoon bitch, I'm going to Weenie Hut Junior

There's a sign out the front that says "Lou's Bar". I'm fuckin Lou, who the fuck are you?

I'm getting a degree in Mathematics... and specializing in Number Theory.

>>686718777
Well your not, so deal with it
Also trips checked

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Screw this, im going to weenie hut jrs. They have ice cream! Bitches love ice cream and so do i

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I fuck bees

i dont put on sunblock when i go outside

I only cry for 45 minutes after my girlfriend finishes with her strap on

I browse 4chan without incognito mode

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Can't say know to TSwizzy

I wear heelies and DC shoes

>>686718777
FUCK ME

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I don't even want in.

>>686719133
HAHA your never leaving now bitch

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>>686719043

>>686718777
>tfw you realise true toughness is not caring what people think

>>686719199
Well your coming in

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I'm just here to look at the shit posting

Im so tough i can beat a man up without even touching him

>>686719283
damn...
but i really wanted to go to weenie hut...

>>686719481
Prove it

>>686718383


Oooooooh dubs 8383

>>686719572

Low quality b8

Fuck women in public restrooms

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We could burn down the Salty Spitoon. That'll show those fags

Kneel to your God

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I love Miley Cyrus she's my biggest waifu. I was in the Bangerz Tour in Argentina

Im a huge faggot...

weenie hut get

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>>686719773

bush did 7/11

also, dubs

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>>686719823

>>686719608

You spelled bait wrong fagggot

>>686715502
I'm salt

I have a 3in dick

Let me in

i fucked your mom lol

>>686720044

Well get in here mr. Salt

Tough eneough

i ate a bowl of nails for breakfast, without any milk

i was willing to fuk ur mom

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I shave once a week...

>>686720166

Right this way homewrecker

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Im getting in no mater what

>>686716498
Quite SIN-ful. Get it ?

I get fucked in the ass without lube

>>686720211

>>686720268
Ur seats gone already

I feel pretty tough

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I pray to the dubs gods

Yo

Sucked my moms dick.

I ate cornflakes for breakfast.

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Step aside

>>686720495
Without any Milk

I get dubs on a daily. Also check em and open the doors. Thanks

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i eat nails
then i digest them
then i shit bricks
then i eat those bricks
and then they become steel blocks
then i eat the steel blocks
and then i shit nails
repeat 7 times an hour

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I hate milk for breakfast today....


...without any nails

I can rip tattos off people bodies

I drink orange juice without shaking it before.

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Ate a bowl of milk.
Without milk.

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i got up this morning
without milk

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>>686720910

>>686720799
Get in her fagit

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Ill take a cosmo

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>>686720958

I can play master of puppets on medium all the way on guitar hero

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>>686721317

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I have failed to get into the Salty Spitoon, and have brought dishonor to my family.

I can finger my anal fistulas

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i skip 4chans captcha without a pass

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BOOOM

I went on Disney without my parent's permission

I said no to my parents

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I don't mean to brag but, I'm a bit of a memelord

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i havnt seenthe newest episode of fear the walking dead
without milk

I came in my mom as i was delivered

Wiene hut get