Stoner Thread
high af right now
On shrooms and just smoked a couple bowls of pretty dank OG Kush. What's good /b/ros
>>686712171
try to suck your own dick
You mean degenerate?
i only get on 4chan when im high
>>686711192
Aww Dude that is some shitty weed.
>>686711192
And what happens on stoner threads?
The exact same thing that happens in their life.
>abso-fucking-lutely nothing beyond failure
>>686713255
>On 4chan
>Calling people failures
Pick one
>>686713856
Kek
>>686713255
He's right you know
>>686711192
Duudee weeeeeeeeeeeedddddddd lol
>>686713761
Do the orange hairs get your higher? Cuz i've heard they get you really high and Ive also heard they dont get you high at al
My wife's uncle gave me this.
Little indoor nugs for making dabs.
>>686714199
I'm going to be honest here, no idea. My grandpa gave me this today, and I haven't tried any of it yet.
>high class dabber reporting in
post your pieces gentlemen
>>686714990
>Didn't notice the price tag when he ripped the pic
>>686713113
Learn to roll properly, faggot.
>>686715307
its mine kiddo. some people actually have money.
>>686715307
Nah it's intentional, last few threads have been derailed bigtime by that series of images, pretty funny
>>686715687
got a webm of it lighting up since this has been posted like 5 times tonight
>>686712840
what were the 50s like?
>>686714262
soooooooooo, your aunt?
>>686715799
only funny thing is all these haters i seem to have accumulated, im ACTUALLY ONE OF YOU FUCKERS. heres an older timestamped pic
>>686715984
Nevermind, I'm a dyslexic retard.
>>686716026
Have any herbal vapes to pair with those?
>>686714602
>grandpa
Why is your grandpa giving you weed? Legitimately interested
>>686715867
i dont do webm
This thread contains illegal discussion violating US federal law, enjoy going to jail sent to FBI. Stop endangering children by posting this kind of illegal content.
obey the law or we in Anonymous will enforce it upon you!
>>686715867
Seconded.
>flying atm
>>686716026
lol shutup faggot. Post an actual timestamp that hasn't been posted 15 times or fuck off
>>686716174
tits or gtfo pussy
>>686716099
i dab kid, i dont even buy weed anymore but i still have about 3 flower bongs and 4 handpipes in the collection, my friends bring herbs sometimes, cant all afford oil like me but no no vapes.
>>686713050
purple weed is the shit man
dabs all day
>>686715499
Dont care enough. Gets me high and smokes well
>>686716828
Amen
>>686716026
And this is me. heres an older timestamped pic
>>686716174
Pic with timestamp faggot.
>>686717281
my camera is lost let me find some kind of shit webcam if i can, just to prove to you faggots i have a much nicer collection and youre all plebs. till then suck a cock kiddo
Dubs decide how many bowls I smoke
>>686717738
more excuses kek
>>686718066
checked, how many?
>>686717738
Quick question. Is he allowed to continue sucking the cock after viewing the photo?
>>686718122
u got dubs too
hey you fucking stoners listen to this shit
https://soundcloud.com/averagejoseph/how-am-i-not-myself
>>686718221
Shit. 2? Let's be modest tonight
>>686718308
this is what im listening to right now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRqXMbuFe04
>>686718336
little light but i guess i can save some
>>686716106
He was in nam, said he's been smoking since. He is stopping and giving me what he had left
>>686717738
Hehe sure
>>686718091
pic is on the way faggot how many dicks are you gonna suck once i post it?
>>686718873
Found your camera?
Just got myself a new piece, had a tiny one for stealth but now I'm back up to regular size.
Was guna go for a cyclone of some variety but couldn't justify the money. Maybe next time.
>>686717281
>>686718091
>>686718801
>>686719026
used laptops shit webcam but it worked. eat a dick you faggot fuckboy.
>>686719072
Nice. HM fam?
>>686712840
Quentin plz go
>>686719291
nice piece. (and filename lol)
>>686719072
Holy shit that's beautiful, how much was it?
>>686719072
That's a nice piece
>>686719479
most of the time,its me posting, because i like glass, and i cant keep myself from coming to /b/ and most stoner threads suck, sometimes i get a ball rolling and ppl post their good rigs and setups. my collection is worth 10k easy im sure faggots pretend to be me sometimes but a lot of the time its probably me showing off the daily driver trying to spice up stoner threads with real glass, not shitpipes and sadness, i was you fuckers once upon a time, then i upgraded.
>>686714503
Such a shame this isn't the
Are you
Also
FRIGHTEEEENED
Version
>>686719321
No idea what you mean sorry :P
>>686719812
$120 NZ which I believe is around $70-80 USD?
Super solid with a nice base on it, so I don't think I'll be able to smash this one like the many that came before it...
reporting in
Super stoned rn
expensive bong guy here, why does everyone hate so much on nice glass, is it because you cant afford it or just trolls trolling trolls.
>>686719321
>>686720251
>How Much.
Thats ok, you answered it. Enjoy the flight anon haha
>Weedbro
Currently on probation, can't smoke until after the first due to monthly drug testing, sucks man
>>686719291
>>686720626
HOW MANY ARE YOU GUYS?
Its not hate exactly- for me personally fam, its like you are shoving it in my face once you come in the thread. Just chill, and enjoy.
>>686720957
Hang in there brotherman
>>686718679
If true that's super tight. What strain is it?
Here's everything I've got. It's not much, but it's mine :)
>>686720626
I think people just assume that you are some newfag ripping old pics. That's what I assumed at least. Sorry about that btw :/
>>686721137
I appreciate the support, I'm just glad I can smoke for the first half of the month at least
>>686720650
Either I'm high as balls or I just had a stroke because I have no idea how I forgot that abbreviation. Probably the former...
Tokes all round!
>>686720957
Sucks man, at least your tolerance will be low again though :)
>>686721293
He never said, I should probably ask him though lol
Just picked up some pineapple express which i've never tried, how is it?
My bongs are pretty basic, I mainly use the triple honeycomb + active carbon adapter.
>>686712171
Me too, just got ripped with my brother
× u ×
>>686721559
oh and I only smoke bud, not interested in extracts.
>>686721365
i post to inspire others to see what beautiful pieces can really be and to go get their own and increase the beauty in their lives. normally its some broke hater or a vapefag
>>686721402
Weed looks tight! Enjoy
>>686721402
True! Super stoked to get back into it with the pipe I got for my birthday
>>686721767
God damn I could live in that
I got a question /b. Earlier my mom made pot brownies with my sister and idk. What do you guys think about it?
>>686721938
You'd get sick of the smell.
>>686722085
That would be a very small price to pay
>>686722069
Go for it. I smoked with my mom and it was great. Completely changed the way I view her
>>686722069
Post pics of mom and sister. Honest to god I'm not being a perv. I just want to better asses your situation
>>686722362
I'm sure someone will build a hash cottage eventually.
>>686721483
Well smoke it dude!!!!! If my grandpa gave me weed i'd smoke it literally immediately haha
>>686714990
used to have a salt piece myselfwas pretty sweet never smoked out of it though sold that shit.
>>686714199
orange hairs contain exactly zero psychoactive properties
>>686722400
idk man I feel like itd be akward to smoke with your kids
>>686722454
My mom's pretty hot and all, my friends always think she's my sister and she's got big tits. I'm not really into my sister but earlier some of my friends told me they'd fuck the shit out of her
>>686722572
I WANT TO! But I have to go to work and take care of shit, plus I needed to finish off my shatter. Soon though...
>>686722582
its priceless to me
>>686711192
am I high or are those bugs?????
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Ausfag checking in
>>686723145
i feel you i was a joint / blunt guy back then this was before dabs were a thing and headies were 400 or more a zip probably like a decade ago maybe a little more. Anyway having a dry piece wasnt that special but the bowl was still worth about 4 stacks def worth unloading.
I drive nicely stoned. I tried judgment violinists there transmission of doesn't much money .just got devotionals just falsifiable resuscitation.
Ayyy yo waddup
I Just got high and jogged a mile ama.
post your tunes, fools
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAB9_XB0kAk
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Got an ounce last week
>>686723416
oi matey is that bilson ?
>>686722561
OH MY GOD :O
>>686724076
Furnace homecoming one freight car!
>>686724112
Dispensary workers have a horrific handwriting.
>>686724206
Don't worry, the weed is actually really shitty. Looks can be deceiving.
Got a new glass pipe for my birthday, nothing too fancy, but it's fun and works well.
>>686713050
Are you retarded
>>686724112
And the fact that they think they're selling pure indicas and pure sativas and NOT JUST HYBRIDS is fucking laughable.
>>686711192
havent been FKD in a long time
but just smoked a bowl of almost pure kief i saved up and oh my god i am getting very high very fast here i go
https://m.soundcloud.com/2-spoopy/vol-3
>>686724578
damn looks good to me
>>686726235
This bud absolutely wrecks the prettier purple bud.
>>686714199
Just means it's a healthy grown plant
How to clEan my pipe? It's dirty af and can't afford alcohol.
>>686711192
This fucking Cali blunt bra
Shout out LA
>>686726743
Pipe cleaners, yo. They're not just for arts and crafts
>>686727097
True Bruh true Bruh
>>686720015
I haven't been reading the thread much, but you sound like a bellend
>>686727097
For real bra
>>686719291
>has vast amount of money
>have to use shitty laptop webcam
Blaze me out tho where you stay at
>>686716253
that keyboard is really shit
speaking from experience
>>686724166
Well I dunno what bilson is...
>>686724064
you still here mate?
Wake and bake here in uk, vape all day!
>>686724064
>stoner doom music with Indian spirit
awesome
I'm about to smoke for the first time on a strong sativa in Colorado later this year
any advice? things to do? watch?
>>686726640
The "hairs" or stigmas/pistils appear on ALL cannabis females. They're part of the flower itself and tell absolutely nothing about how well the plant was grown. The hairs start out white and turn brown/red/orange with age.
>>686728990
I'd recommend going for a walk in a park or something. Anywhere with some decent nature. pair it with whatever music your into, something more on the mellow side.
What do you guys store your weed in? I'm using little plastic pill bottles with snap on lids atm but looking for something better. Any suggestions?
>>686730436
I've always heard that glass is best. Idk about that though.
>>686723416
i got the same bong, also a aussie fag
Smokin that jack herer
>>686726051
holy shit is this you??
where can i find more???
>>686730615
wow my camera sucks
>>686713113
God damn you suck at rolling
>>686730541
Glass seals the best, but it's hard to get something small enough made of glass in my experience. :(
>>686730436
Glass jars with a 62% Boveda pack.
>>686723416
How do you even get weed in australia. I grew up around straight edged faggots in a tiny town then moved out to the sunshine coast so I Got nobody.
i'm v stoned rn
>>686713761
^ I'm using a relish jar, works great so far.
>>686731143
>>686720325
>>686724592
>>686728586
>>686729756
>>686730615
Cheers /b/ros
>>686731184
I'll have to check out those Boveda packs. I'm fairly sick of trying to manually keep mine at the right humidity...
>>686713761
^ I am using a relish jar, works great so far
>>686731143
>>686731399
You can cure your buds to perfection after harvest. I don't even burp my jars anymore. Just hang em for about 5 days, then trim and jar with the packs.
>>686714515
Dude. I have that same lighter
>>686730574
>>686731240
Yeah it's a pain in the arse at times, but I got two reliable sources atm.
>good times.
Still pay around 90 a quart, 150 a half & 300 an oz.
>>686711192
Bout to go bake once my son's Nana picks him up in 30 mins.
Got some lemon haze and Afghan kush. Which to smoke?
I am going out to a beer festival today so I don't wanna get too stoned.
>>686731363
shiit man
it's 10am here in SA and having my second
7 grams of dabs
>>686731861
You are a luck man, I just need to find a pack of stoners at uni and befriend them
>>686732654
Holy shit
>>686732654
Looks like brownie mix... and now I want brownies. Dammit.
went from bush to hydro yesterday.
i was fucking gone man. i smoke maybe once every few months, sometimes years between smokes.
i was stoned for like 3 hours. i'd smashed like 20 beers all day and had a taste of bush and it went down well, then this guy hands me the bong and i take a hit, suddenly im gone.
>>686733493
Hahah
>>686731240
>S/E QLD bro checking in
>>686733493
Nothing better than well grown indoor bud, then again I haven't tried California outdoor bud, but most outdoor growers don't wash their buds I think.
>>686731861
Same prices from my Aussie dealer
>>686732109
It's like 7pm here in QLD so I'll have some of what you're smoking.
>>686711192
Ausfag here just mulled a Sean.
>>686734466
dont get me wrong bro smoke however you want but fuck i'd die of niccy spins if i smoked that much tobacco with my weed
>>686731240
I live on the Sunshine Coast and smoke everyday.
>>686734466
>mulled a sean
mixed bud with tobacco?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWWINzflsjQ
>>686733737
>>686734272
worst part is, i was surrounded by bikers. they were talking about their military careers and shit and this one guy was staring me in the eye demanding to know if i would pick up body parts of kids in malaysia
i didn't fucking know what to do man.
my mate told me i kept taking cigarettes, he'd take them from my hand when i was staring at the floor, and i couldn't figure out where my cigarette was.
>>686721656
Did you suck his dick too faggot
>>686734579
I'm a 40 pack a day smoker anyway so I don't really notice. Makes the smoke smoother and the sesh last longer.
>>686721938
Unless you're like half an inch tall no you couldn't
>tfw had a bad flashback a few weeks ago and now weed makes me trip out and disassociate
shit sucks i miss smoking
>>686720626
Probably because no one likes a show off faggot
>>686734696
weed works less with nicotine, also good weed goes down smooth with just a slight tickling sensation.
>>686734854
Cool. Except weed isn't shrooms you fucking idiot
>>686734696
fair play m8 blaze it
This shit has me feeling like I'm dying pls help
>>686734739
The dude can live where he wants! Imagination!
>>686734951
doesnt mean it wont put you in a bad place
>>686735089
Good to know, I have some glue crosses vegging.
Critical Jack
>>686734739
>>686735183
Yeah I'd be like tiny as fuck, and build a house out of little THC tendrils, and all my days I'd roam the nug sampling it's finest produce. And we would be one.
>>686735287
It's good stuff, but it's kinda weird that it gets me higher when it's smoked from a hand pipe or apple rather than a bong or gravity
>>686735763
but eventually you'd get bored of the scenery and move to another bud near an oil lake.
>>686736201
I'm a bit late when it comes to US genetics, I'm only now trying out cookies and glues.
>>686713113
Everytime i see a stoner thread, some faggot rolls with a fucking filter. Pls stop this.
>>686733305
dud thats shit
>>686736566
>implying roaches negatively affect your smoking in any way
>Roaches stop weed getting in your mouth and makes it easier to roll
>being this much of a spanner
>>686736566
Judging by the fact it's on a ripped sheet of paper, I'd hazard a guess it isn't a proper filter.
>>686737082
ugh those papers are harsh as fuck. OCB or RAW any day and I don't even smoke joints.
>>686736566
>retarded american
Noob question: What's the best way to smoke hash?
Going to try mushrooms for the first time pretty soon. Have to do it at night and indoors for privacy reasons. I'm looking for something meaningful and introspective, i.e. positive change. I'll have 5gs to work with. What kind of doses should I take? How do I make my setting just right? Are there any activities or anything I can do to facilitate positive thought change or epiphany?
>>686740035
do it with a good friend
>>686740632
I don't really have a lot of friends in real life that I trust or that I think actually like me. Will this interfere if I get one of them to tripsit?
>>686740816
if you dont really like or trust them you could get very negative feelings during the trip
>>686734621
I really don't know why, but i cant handle that song right now, its wigging me out.
I'm bored so here's a question.
Best method of smoking all round? If you had to smoke one way for the rest of your life, what doth thou chooseth.
>>686742382
And 24/7 doesn't count as a method for smoking.
>>686739538
depends on the type of hash, if it's solid/semi-solid you can just roll a piece of hash into a stick and place it on a coin, then light the hash on fire and blow it out after a few seconds. Place a drinking glass on top of the smoldering hash+coin, let the glass fill with smoke then lift the side of the glass slightly and take a hit.
>>686741284
Too bad, man. I enjoy groovy music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd1632R-A9M
>>686740035
do all 5 g's alone, i halfed 5 with my friend and i didnt feel shit , if u want a gr8 experience nature is amazing, but you have to be a bit experienced for that
>>686740816
YES don't trip with people you don't feel comfortable with ...
>>686743189
To anyone else, is this a good idea?
>>686743330
do you have experience with any kind of psychedelics? if not i would suggest to take only half of your shrooms. also don't eat 4-6h before eating the shrooms.
to get a better taste you could cut them into small pieces and put them into yoghurt
>>686743330
of course it's not, take a small dose to see how it affects you, than go on bigger, maybe the shrooms i did werent potent enough or some shit, if u want more info there is a cool guy on youtube called "psychedsubstance" , check him out, he gives really good advice
>>686743330
the nature thing was legit, but nobody can know how will you feel while tripping,
>>686743542
>>686743674
Will I still like trip hard if I only eat half? I'm not really looking for a recreational high. I've heard a lot about people finding themselves and having a lot of their mental illnesses go away when they trip.
Need help passing a hair follicle test. Anyone have any suggestions? Was a daily smoker for 2 years and quit about 11 days ago. Really need this job
>>686743922
I've never taken more than 2 grams at once, always tripped balls and don't really need a more powerful trip. Make tea from the shrooms, your body will handle them better.
>>686743922
depends on the shrooms, but i doubt it
best thing would be ,eat half
wait like an hour or 2 for the effects to start kicking in, see for yourself how you feel
than take the other half, prepare some stuff to do or watch, documentaries about nature are amazing, "Samsara" is a gr8 choice
>>686743922
its more likely that you'll fuck yourself up when you take the 5g in one session. 2g -3g will be a good amount for your first trip, trust me
How do I roll a blunt
>>686735249
somebody's been watching reefer madness
>>686745206
lol wat, I've been smoking for years and have had multiple bad experiences with weed.
>>686745298
true i ussualy get anxiety if im high in public
get really awkward, alcohol helps tho
>>686745555
checked
i once rolled 5-6 days in a row , was depressed and had blurry vision 2 weeks after
>>686745555
ugh.. fuck all "meds". I broke both of my feet once after making the mistake of taking a benzo.