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My girlfriend dumped me 2 days ago. We were together for 3 years.
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My girlfriend dumped me 2 days ago. We were together for 3 years.

She's at the club with her girlfriends right now. I can't stop thinking about her dancing with other guys. Flirting with them.
She's probably intoxicated by now. She's probably drunk enough to shed her inhibitions and leave that club with a guy she meets tonight.

It's driving me insane. The love of my life is about to have sex with another man very soon and I can't stop thinking about it.
Should I go to the club she's in right now and beg her to take me back?
>pic related
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>>686709137
explain breakup faggot
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>>686709137

YES with a gun
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You should kill yourself
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>>686709137
gonna be some cum leaking out of that pussy. post moar pics
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>>686709228
I can't explain it. It caught me completely off guard.
She didn't give me a satisfactory explanation.
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>>686709137
Nah, she's probably at her place getting nailed anyways.
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>>686709137
Depends on reason; If its a reason where its completely obvious she doesn't want you anymore then don't go.
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Kill her.
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>>686709137
Fuck that bro. Worse thing you can do right now
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She's probably going to have 3 to 4 orgasms tonight.
It has probably been a very long time since that has happened.
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>>686709137
Nah.
So what if she fucks some guy, she's still your used cocksleeve.
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>>686709408
what did she say desu
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>>686709137
I bet she does things with him too that she never did with you
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does it bug you that she's gonna use everything she's learned from you sexually on the new guy in her attempt to impress him? bj style, pussy tricks, etc
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stay Strong OP sometimes you gotta let go
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>>686709408
lmao she left you specifically because she wanted someone else's dick

take the L and kill yoself
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>>686709408
That happened with my ex one day. "I don't love you any more" out of nowhere, almost at our 2 year anniversary. It really fucked me up for a month or two, she just moved out and vanished.
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>>686709137
She was never yours. It was just your turn. So get over it. There are plenty more fuckholes in the sea.
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op, go to another club and find fresh meat
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It doesn't matter. Seriously think about it. What good does being with her do? Just live your life. You don't need anyone else to enjoy it.
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>>686709408
>Completely off guard
>She's been my girlfriend
>For three years
If she's the love of your life you would've put a ring on her finger by now.

I bet she got tired of waiting, and doesn't want to waste her young life on someone that isn't serious enough to marry her.

Ya blew it, OP.
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She is a whore anyways, anon. Kill her and fuck the body or let it go and live your life
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mfw I see 3 melons

>Also, implying Anon's ever had a girlfriend
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>>686709137
Under any circumstance, you do not go to that club. You do not go after her. You can stay miserable all you want but you do not interact with her after the break up. Even if her explanation sucked, it's whatever at this point.
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>>686709691
Hi dom
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7 BILLION PEOPLE WHY ARE YOU SO HUNG UP
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>>686709137
Have a sense of shame. No woman is attracted to a man who is desperate for her. If you can let her go with ease you'll probably be more attractive to her and other females too. a
If you're a clinger, that's not an sexy trait for a man.

But if you don't try you may not get another shot. That said, I'd start trying for new chicks, because sticking for one that isn't wanting you means you're going to be her bitch until she finds someone with a higher value who wont cling.
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>>686709137
nah.. leave her. she left you behind without a care in the world. do the same to her. live your life without her. its the sweetest revenge there is.
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heartbreak is the price we pay for love..in the end it is up to the girl if she wants the man..and it is up to the man if he wants the girl..she may find someone faster because it is not hard for girls to get laid..but in time you will find someone too.. all things happen for a reason..
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God damn. She's gorgeous.

Here's what you need to do. You need to visualize her making an O-Face with her legs wrapped around a superior male. Picture her having a screaming orgasm and squirting all over his cock. Imagine her scratching his back, begging him not to stop, and you don't even enter her mind. She doesn't even think about you once the whole night.

You fucked up letting that one go. You probably took her for granted and she realized that she could do much better than you.
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>>686709801
No you're just some retard who believes in marriages that early in life. Get some real experience dipshit this is why 50% of marriages end in divorce
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>>686709280
Lmao this live tweet ur rampage
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>>686709603
She said that she changed. She said it was her, not me. She said that it was her fault that we grew apart.

She said she loves me like a brother now. She isn't sexually attracted to me anymore.
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>>686709137
OP I had a womanizer friend in highschool that gave me some very valuable advice that I should have listened to. After my girl broke up with me he told me to let her have space and not contact her. Heed this warning or you will regret it, and likely become gay.

No really though, just forget about it and find something to occupy your time with, even if it drives you insane, don't contact her in any way
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lmao all you guys are pathetic the girls are suppose to be the ones to beg you to take you back. but all your pussies out there rather beg her because your scared of being single or alone... smh get over it. Call a prosti, go to the bars and drink the night away and see what happens. shes out having fun and your here sitting in the dark infront of your computer screen.
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>>686709137
Dude, I promise it gets better. Your next gf will be 10 times greater than your wildest fantasy. You'll probably have a few trashy gf's in between. Enjoy the sex & looking good together with these in between gfs. Your future and last gf will not break up with you and go to a club. Just wait it out and enjoy your freedom until then. - Your older self.
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>>686710558
This
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>>686709137
You should let her receive superior african sperm
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>>686710558
>>686710563
Both of these are true.
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>>686709137
Had the same thing. Try not to think about her.
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>>686709137

Wow she is fucking hot not gonna lie

Why did you break up? and where from?
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>>686710047
>Blaming her
She's a young woman, and OP has been with her for three years and hasn't married her. Maybe she doesn't want to waste her life on someone who isn't even willing to marry her lmao.
>>686710018
I agree mate, OP doesn't know what the no contact rule is obviously.
>>686710113
Not all things happen for a reason, OP should've put a ring on her fucking finger if he loved her so much. OP sounds like a manchild tbqh! You snooze ya lose, buddy.
>>686710340
No mate, marriages end for the following reasons:
1. Marrying a woman with a personality disorder
2. Marrying a woman that wasn't a virgin when you got with her
3. Trying to turn a whore into a house wife
4. Marrying a woman who thinks her feelings are the center of the universe
5. Marrying a woman who isn't capable of independent thought, and listens to whatever her friends tell her
>>686710518
Lol mate, you BLEW IT.
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>>686710744
Faggit
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>>686709137
It's time to move on, forget her, go to a strip club or get a hooker or something, enjoy being single.
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she's trying to attract niggers to her cunt by holding a watermelon between her thighs
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Stop being a cuckold beta faggot and man up and have some self respect.
The sea is full of fishes and bitches.
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>>686710556
Well shit, that applies to my current situation, though mine was a fuckbuddy/close friend
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You can feel bad for yourself or take that pent up frustration and turn it into a fuck you. Use that anger to hit the gym and better yourself. Or contemplate suicide over the probability space of the "love of your life"(slut, really) getting laid tonight. L

Ultimately it's up to you, but if you're going to pull out your daddy's revolver might as well take her and the guy she's grinding on with you. You're going to hell either way if you believe the Bible.
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don't worry in ten years, when she's used goods, she'll realize she loved you and call you, but then you'll find someone younger then she'll become the crazy ex!
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>>686709137
No you shouldn't go to the club right now and ask her to take you back, you could however check yourself into a mental hospital for thinking that is in anyway a good plan of action. First of your girlfriend is like a low 5.5/10 if that, she looks like she could be 12. As someone with plenty of experience in clubs girls don't get laid every-time they go keep in mind that all women are socially retarded and completely afraid of men. However even If this chick did manage to get laid who gives a flying fuck, her dumbass doesn't deserve you. Go hit a gym and improve upon yourself so you can get dumped by a girl that is at least half way attractive. Goddamn you pathetic impoverished neckbeard.
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She's fucking. Right now.
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>>686710127
Go the fuck back to imgur you normie fucking faggot
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>>686709137
The alternative to never breaking up is to get married. I assure you, that it the last thing you want to do. So it's time to move on. Get over it.
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>>686711077
Just like your mother did?
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>>686711169
Let her be, man. Let her be.
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>>686709691
Interesting....

Yes
>>686710018
>>686710826
>>686710563
>>686710047
>>686710558

No:
>>686710558
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14 years ago, love of my life left my son and I, messy divorce, therapy, etc. Been married to my current wife 11 years, we have 2 beautiful daughters, my son calls her mom, and she is my best friend.

Point is, keep your chin up, it gets better. Everything happens for a reason.
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Femanon here

No girl wants to be in a relationship with the sort of man who lurks /b/ on a Friday night. The guys we're attracted to are out of their house right now, living life.

The fact that you created this thread is an indication of the sort of male you are and I'm not the slightest bit surprised that she don't find you sexually attractive any more.

She grew up. She's a woman now. And you're clearly still a boy.
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Her.
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>>686709871
Hey matt
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Why the fuck would you ask these degenerate cucks for legitimate advice? These guys emasculate themselves on a daily basis just to get hard
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>>686711568
This is the most prime suicide bait I've seen, good job getting OP to end it anon
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>>686711568
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>>686710518
Mighty nice of her to break it up, instead of just start fucking other people. Op when the chemicals wear of you'll realize she wasn't worth it. Go out and get a better girl.
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>>686711280
Unless you get divorced.

God bless pre-nup agreement
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>>686709839
this

you will literally only make it worse by doing anything at all other than look like you don't give a shit. Girls are fucking insane and not even the most complex manual could ever explain them. They're never what you fell in love with. One day it seems like you could always trust them and the next they just do a complete 180 into some whore that you've never known. And if you do absolutely anything that shows that you care about them at that point, for whatever reason it only ever pushes it down the shitter further.

Women are shit
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>>686710921
Marrying a woman when your under age 28 is a guarantee for an ugly wife just saying.
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>>686711568
Not a female, or is fat. Either way, timestamp bitch.
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Beat the shit out of her.
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>>686711568
First off, tits or gtfo.

Secondly, tits or gtfo.

Thirdly, tits of gtfo.
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>>686709137
this
>>686711568
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>>686709137
>Beg

That's why she broke up with you.

Be a man dammit. Go take her if she's yours.
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>>686711160

True. But Op's girl is a very much out of the league of 95% of the guys who lurk this board. OP was hitting way above his weight class and his next girlfriend is going to much less attractive.

That's a reason to mourn.
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>>686709871
Matt? Fuck off matt. Have fun with your deranged, psycho, and horribly insane bipolar bitch who is actually sleeping around with other cops.

If you're not matt then I apologize.
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>>686709137
Life - the post
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Quit being a bitch and join and share
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>>686711833
this is bait yes?
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>>686709137
Hey dude, post more pictures of her. We'll help you.
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post her nudes you faggot
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>>686709137
this happens to everyone. you need to move on. there will be another girl. another girl who probably will satisfy you more.

>inb4 underage b&
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>>686710018
>>686709137
I'm a girl and I don't find desperation "unsexy" that's just a fucking myth made up in guys heads of what they think girls think. OP go to the club, really what the fuck do you have left to lose? Your dignity? Bc that walked out the door along with your pussy pedestal. Are you really go to be a fucking pussy and let some other guy POUND YOUR GFS VAGINA INTO GROUND BEEF?! if you don't do, you'll fucking regret it for a really long time, because you can't get UN-fucked. RUN FOREST RUN ! Go go go!!!
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>>686710518
>She isn't sexually attracted to me anymore.

I can't imagine why her girlfriends dragged her out to the club. She's definitely fucking another guy tonight, no doubt about it.

You should hide in the bushes outside her place. Beat the shit out of the guy she brings home with her.
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>>686709652
kek
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>>686709137

Time to hit the bottle anon.

Gotta get back on the hard liquor Randy. Fuckin way she goes.
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You are lucky she broke it off. She would have probably started pressuring you to get married so she could take all your shit in the soon after divorce.
Thank your lucky stars anon.
Go out, be a man, have fun, fuck bitches and thank your lucky stars you are not stuck with some bitch in a dead relationship.
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>>686711792
Here's some advise for you mate, if you want to make sure your wife will be attractive when she gets over thirty, just check to see if her mum looks good.
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>>686711568
I love people this stupid, I lurk on b on SATURDAY night because I make 230k yearly I don't have fucking time for that shit (not op) I also fuck pussy regularly on weekdays at work. SUCK IT BITCH
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>>686709137
I'd hit that
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>>686710113
i'm waiting 5 years by now... you won't always find someone again
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>>686711568
What are you doing on /b/ then? Another femanon here.
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>>686710556

This is 100% good advice.

Bandage the wound and move on.
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>>686712136
Shit storm of the century boys. Don't get bitch by a shit bitch
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>>686712203
And I'm the President of the USA. What's up, guys? POTUS reporting in
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>>686709137
Never beg. And no, you tell her to fuck yiu and if she doesn't you fuck someone else. Because she's obviously going to. Make her jealous back bro. If she sees you getting pussy it will drive her crazy. Same as seeing her getting dick is doing to you.
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>>686709137
Familiarize yourself with the five stages of loss. Prepare to go through them, and once you're done enjoy the rest of your life.
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Time to turn gay, OP. You can fire up Grindr and be balls-deep in a twink within the next half hour, guaranteed.
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>>686709137
Assuming this is real, I'll give you the best advice you're gonna get. NO TO EVERYTHING. No to getting back together, no to going to the club, no to texting her at all, and especially no to trying to "be her friend to stay close to her". BEST thing you can do is hook up, find a fuck buddy, or a short term relationship you give no fucks about. If you can't do any of those things, just cry for 3 months. (1 month per year spent together, it's proven formula), and then you'll be good to fucking go. Things only get harder when you say Yes to any of the things i've mentioned. Because she gonna leave your ass again if you get back together with her. Now that you know, whether or not you take this advice will determine how long this shit gets played out.

TL;DR - Take the pain now, cut ties 100%, or go through more pain later.
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>>686709137
post pics of her feet
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>>686710266
OP, take this advice. Could really help.
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>caught me completely off guard
>red flags all over the place
Putting a watermelon directly in front of her pussy. What on earth could she possibly want that you're not giving her?
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>>686709137
She's busted OP don't even sweat it. And another thing is she probably has another dude that she's going to be dating very soon. She def met him and developed feelings for him while y'all were still together. Sorry mang :^\
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Stop being a faggot, go to a different club, meet a hotter chick, take her home. All the stuff you X is doing, without the getting on /b/ to be a little crybaby bitch about it first, like you.
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>>686710518
That's just an excuse girls give to guys to break up with them. It's litterly in the fucking girl code. It says 1) you don't have a chance to get me back 2) I met someone else and this is just an excuse to break up with you and fuck so and so 3) I love you like a brother, yeah bc I dated my bro for 3 years? Another excuse that says "I'm saying brother thing so you can debate your way back into relationship bc who wants to date their brother" 4) so that you don't hurt boys feelings as much, martyr dome 5) so you can stay on good terms without revenge porn

That's like litterly the go to excuse pre written for every breakup when you don't want to really say why your dumping them

Sorry man.
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Alcohol and hard drugs OP, it only gets worse from here.
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>>686712182
No trust me thats about as wrong as it gets, although this trick may work some of the time it doesn't work all of the time unfortunately. I will however state that this could be because of drug habits and cigarette use of mother or daughter. If your wife smokes cigarettes shes going to be a hag no matter what. My grandmother was incredibly bad looking most of her life besides her 20s and my mother is in her fifties and looks as if she could be an actress. Its bizarre.
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>>686709137
Literally who cares you dumb nigger life is a struggle get over it. Watch some netflix
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>>686712500
This. Male butt>female butt
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>>686711224
Because Hollywood movies are real life. No, really.

That's going to happen. All you have to do to make it happen is believe.
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>>686711914
> Much less attractive

If that's considered highly attractive to you, I think you have some problems of your own buddy
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>>686711268
Bars on the east cost close in 15 minutes
>soon
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>>686710518
She been chatting up another dude. When they don't work out, or he hurts her cuz he only wanted a fuck, she'll come running back. And when she does, you get ONE SHOT at revenge. So get nudes, fuck her, and send her on her merry way and never talk to her again. But until she comes crawling back, you can't say a word to her.
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>>686712690
Kek
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>>686711568
>don't
doesn't
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>>686709137
Hey OP. Grab some gasoline. Find her fuckbuddy. Shower him, then light. Honestly dude, you'll cleanse yourself.
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>>686712408
I find it laughable that people think 230k is an unobtainable amount of money yearly. I come from a decently wealthy family, and live in L.A. 230k really isn't that much to take in around these parts.
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>>686712922
>Marrying a woman who does drugs.
Easy peasy solution mate. But I reckon 8/10 times my method is fool proof
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>>686712828

The only thing she said with her bags packed is "its not working anymore". I was in my underwear getting stoned and playing dota, and was quite upset i had to leave the dota game. I guess it wasnt working anymore. Things go to shit.
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>>686712203


looks like money can't buy you the ability to not be an insecure beta. defending yourself from a general call out. lel faggot
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>>686712264
My boyfriend is asleep.
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>>686713233
check'd
also fucking nerd
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>>686713129
This. Moral of the story OP; don't fucking contact her or you'll be consumed by your beta-ness and anxiety
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>>686711770
Pre-nup agreements are worthless. Ask Tiger Woods.
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>>686713514
Sure he is. :^)
Timestamp of him sleeping or gtfo
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>>686709137
omg is that Elise ? im calling the cops
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>>686711568
If you're looking for a guy that's "Out of their house right now", you're probably young. Then again so is OP, so probably sound advice for now. But when you get older you'll want someone whose stable and provides security both financially and emotionally. Women try to play both sides of the fence, and end up miserable.
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op's face when he finds snapchat of girlfriend sucking guys dick
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>>686711921
Im not matt though
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>>686713766
Checked and kekd
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>>686713767
Sorry, not Matt. I hope you have a wonderful day.
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>>686712203
I'm an Korean astronaut, currently on the moon building a secret moon base.
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>>686709137
All these people are saying "don't be a pussy desperate dumbass your not suppose to beg after them chicks don't like that"
I am telling you here and now that is absolutely not true. Sometimes that's EXACTLY what the girl wants if not most of the time. You want to show her you care? That you want her? Then go the fuck after her. Sometimes if not 90% of the time when a girl runs away from your relationship back, secretly their hoping you'll run after them. And show that you care, fucking ignoring her just proves her right, that doesn't show that her you care about her and want her bad. Really, like if you ignored her there's like a 97% chance she will take that as a sign that you really don't care and want to be broken up. What then? Just keep ignoring her. 3 weeks later "she'll call anytime now right guys? I ignored her so she must be dying for me now, anytime now...."

Girls WANT to be wanted. They thrive off that shit. Even when they say no, they just want you to prove them wrong. They want spontaneity, and to chase after them, you have WAY more to lose by ignoring her, bc then you'll be too late and not get that chance back ever again.

Don't fuck this up. Show her you can be the attentive guy who wants her more then anything, not the dumb fucking pussy ass cuck who ignored her and didn't care enough to go after her. Prove her wrong.
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>>686712449
If Op is on /b/ on a Friday night he most likely doesn't have the game necessary to pull a new bitch quickly enough to make her jealous.

Clearly, his game is very weak.
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>>686713502
bitch please you just used "lel", I mean what the fuck are you 8?
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>>686712081
Testify sista!
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>>686712691
kek
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>>686710921
>2. Marrying a woman that wasn't a virgin when you got with her
>virgin
Confirmed weeb, neckbeard, robot, virgin.
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>>686710921
>>686712182

Don't. Get. Married.

It ends for whatever reason they want it to.

People respond to incentives. Right now, the State and culture has incentivized divorce for women, and all the misery that come with it for men.
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>>686714286
Anon is beta and fucking stupid. Ignore him and your ex bitch if you ever want to find nirvana
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>>686711568
Tits or gtfo.
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>>686714286
I'm not sure if A, your on crack, B you've never had sex, or C. Your a female who has no possible understanding of your own psychology because of your inability to mirror your emotions. Either that or your a troll... Even if his girlfriend wanted that WHY the fuck would you encourage someone to go after someone that mentally unstable to do something like that jesus fucking christ?
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>>686712828
>isn't sexually attracted to me anymore.

She gave him the real reason. Sugarcoating it isn't the same thing as not giving a real reason.
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>>686710921

>if he loved her he should have signed his life away and wasted money on a carbon pebble so she can status whore to her friends!!!

No.
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Going to the club will be awkward as shit for everyone involved, don't go there.
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>>686712203
You sound cool as fuck, hire me and I'll work my dick off.

>buisness major
>will get cfa after graduation

But I'm down for anything.
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Someone who goes to a club to get fucked doesn't love you.

Don't talk to her. If she ends up not fucking one of them, and feels awkward at the club, she's going to talk to you again.
If she doesn't talk to you again, you know she's moved on. She's getting fucked.

Women aren't confusing. They're open books. They're only confusing when you try to let THEM explain things.
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>>686709137
She will fuck another man from the club tonight, and another man from some other club next week, and another man a week later, another a few days later, maybe the same again the following day, then another man or two another week later, then back to the guy she is about to fuck tonight, again, and probably let him fuck her in the asshole with his 9" black thunderstick while she imagines man 2 through 4 fucking her every hole simultaneously while her ex-boyfriend sits helpless in his dark room, masterbating in shame to this very thought.

Facts, all of them.
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>>686712081
you do find it unsexy but its not a conscious thought its subconscious. women dont look at a desperate man and get wet...
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>>686713085
>2/10ElbowsTooPointy.jpg
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If you go to the club it'll be to get drunk and smash puss you weeb.

Let her come back to you.
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>>686711568
>Femanon here

this is b8

that pic has been posted countless times.
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>>686714989
this

She probably met him young before she knew how hot she would, and as she's since then matured she's realized she can have higher standards and wants to fuck men who who are on a higher scale than OP.

Sucks, but better it happen now than later.
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>>686711914
Your kiding right?
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>>686714676
Go ahead mate and marry a girl thats had a ride of the cock carousel then. See how long your marriage lasts.
>>686714851
>tate and culture has incentivized divorce for women, and all the misery that come with it for men.
>>686714851
Don't. Marry. A. Whore
It's quite easy to be honest mate, and don't ever act like a slob in front of your wife, no farting and no slouching. That's how you make a woman fall out of love with you.

I've been married for fifteen years next month, and I haven't farted in front of my wife once. It's the key to a happy marriage.
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>>686715332
Xe didn't say that was xer, you shitstick
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Femanon here

We rarely choose to be single. If she broke up with you, she has had your replacement lined up for at least a week. He probably kissed her the day she broke up with you.
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>>686709137
Nigger, go to a different club yourself and fuck some rando. Nothing like getting back into the saddle to get over a breakup dude.
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>>686714884
I'm not beta. I have tits. He wants tits, so therefore I know secret girl information that your beta ass doesn't have.
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Welp, RIP your relationship.
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>>686715487
Femanon or not, you have absolutely no idea how true this is, and a western womens fear of being single.
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>>686715389
he has to be kidding. if this girl went for something above her league like most girls try. (and they think they can because even hot guys will fuck avg and ugly girls) shes going to get used and dumped like the slut she is. shes avg at best.
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>>686713414
If you live in L.A. with that salary, you are lower middle class.
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>>686709137
>>686715521
or fuck one of her friends. that works too
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>>686710518

This is all the same regurgitated shit that women say because the truth exposes how cold they really are; "I've found a better deal and you're fired."

We're raised with a Disneyfied idea of what they are. Most of us buy into it because we know no better at the time.

Then we get some real experience and find out that a lot of what we hear about men and how they're opportunistic and say the right lines and deceive women to fuck and chuck them is actually more true about women than men.

Men are the romantic idealists pretending to love as realists and pragmatists, to seem cool and detached and tough.

Women are the realists and pragmatists pretending to love as romantic idealists, to seem loving and sweet and trustworthy.

Fact is, a woman is only as loyal as her options at the moment let her be.
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>>686715487
b8

seen this pic posted countless times.
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>>686715487
Cant you faggots give sound advice without pretending to be a girl?
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>>686715487
>>686715087

Both facts.

Just accept that your heart is now, and forever, broken in two by some 2 bit slut.

Remember the pain this burning loss imprints onto your soul.

Don't give another the chance to EVER land another blow. Just fuck bitches, and make money.

The game.
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>>686712408
Waddup Barry
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>>686715873
Maybe are girls, but just have dicks. Nothing wrong with that am I right.
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>>686715719
Yea, I've never been picky about shit like that. Just find a slut and get your dick wet. Realize there's like 3Billion women in this world. You'll find another one if you're not a complete aspy.
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>>686715400

>I've been married for fifteen years next month, and I haven't farted in front of my wife once.

no wonder you're full of shit, bitchmade pussy

:^)
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>>686711568
>unapologetic feminist.png

You're a god tier troll, dude. Every single time you post this image, you're post always gets over 10 replies, every single time.

9/10. you're a beast.
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>>686715487
this is so true
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>>686714936
A) not on crack, I can afford better drugs
B) I have had many a dick
C) your a guy I'm assuming? So YOU know more about female psychology then an actual female?! What did you have instant carnation vagina for breakfast this morning? Grow a set of knockers over night?
D) bc ignoring her is like the best way to get her back?! That's so stupid. And he'd be a roll over pussy. It takes balls and courage to go after someone like that. Ignoring her and hoping shel for some reason take that as a sign of being alpha is retarded. He'd be a massive beta to not have the courage to go after her.
E) God put me on this earth to share my knowledge to the lest fortunate, I file it as a tax write off
>charity
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>>686715062
Don't do it anon you'll get murdered in an alley way
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>>686714286
Caring doesn't cause orgasms. She stated that she isn't sexually attracted to him anymore. If she had given any other reason for breaking up with him, you'd be right.
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>>686711568

>No girl wants to be in a relationship with the sort of man who lurks /b/ on a Friday night

but you're lurking /b/ on a Friday night
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>>686716440
If the job interview was an in an alley way I think I would be suspicious.

>How do you know that I'm secretly a murderer who kills murderes who pretend to offer jobs to people
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>>686714989
That brother thing? Walk outside, stop the first over 18+ female and ask them, that is litterly the go to bullshit excuse.

It's not you anon, it me
I feel like we're better friends
I love you like a brother
We've just been growing apart
I need time to work on me
Blah blah blah
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Her poontang is full of another man's (or men's) seed. Probably got ran through by a busload of niggers.

You're better off without her. I had a g/f do that once. Said I wasn't successful enough. She married some other guy at our college, and now they are both fat, and he works as a local delivery truck driver. I'm an engineering professor. She squirted out two kids from that loser and now wishes she was with me, no doubt. Oh well, sucks to be her.
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>>686716566
Nigga its Sunday morning now...
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>>686716706
>t's not you anon, it me
>I feel like we're better friends
>I love you like a brother
>We've just been growing apart
>I need time to work on me
>Blah blah blah
= sugarcoat

>not sexually attracted to you anymore
= reason

Why is this difficult for you to understand anon. She literally gave him the real reason she broke up with him.
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>>686716369
Femanon, let me rain some wisdom gathered from my 40 yiears on this earth for ya. I'm not the guy you're responding to but allow me to retort.
D) It's not rolling over to walk away from somebody that was willing to break up with you just so you'd chase them. Playing games like that is childish and insensitive at best. It takes courage to go after something you want in life, or to fight for what's right. Going to a club and crying for somebody to take you back isn't courage, that's in fact pretty sad. We all have disappointments in life, its in his best interest to sleep on it and call her tomorrow if he's looking to get her back. Alpha is making a decision and following through so you're calling out of either decision as one or the other are ill informed.
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hey its me ur brother
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>>686716145
>>686715400

For real.
I farted within 2 months of dating my then-to-be wife.
You're a god damn disgrace to men.
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>>686716185
>you're post always
Your.

Its Your, you fucking imbecile.
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>>686709137
yeah go in with a gun, They love a man that can take charge. They like a man who is not afraid to show his feelings. Tell her in the club how you feel about her. Then just be yourself. Kek
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>>686716504
She did
I see you as a brother
We're drifting apart
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I agree with what other anons said, it's best to completely forget about her (but don't delete her nudes!!).
So cheer up matey, there is plenty of tuna to taste
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>>686710744
>Superior
>African sperm
Pick one faggot
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>>686717118
It's already over mate, she hates you and thinks you're a slob
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>>686714286

They DO want to be wanted...but not NEEDED.

They don't want to see you being a simpering bitch faggot. That's probably part of why she doesn't want OP anymore, not that I'm saying it's his fault, I mean come on, she's a whore.

Begging is a demonstration of lower status, which women hate. Who begs someone who has no power over them? No one.

Even if she DID want him to beg, why should he? Do not EVER capitulate to that childish bullshit.

Stop polishing the fuckin pedestal.
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>>686710843
Read the thread anon
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If someone says theyr aren't sexually attracted to you anymore and she thinks of you as a brother then definitely do not go after her, you lose all chance of nailing one of her friends. (you want to nail one of her friends now)
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>>686709137
She has nice melons
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>>686715389
>>686715661

Post a pic of your girls then. Go ahead. We're waiting.
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>>686714286
If the girl actually wanted that, she wouldn't have gone out to a club. She'd be somewhere the guy could easily get to her. Somewhere she could actually HEAR him say he wants her.
Yes, girls want to be wanted, but they also make it obvious whether they want that or not.
And this girl does not.
OP, first off, this girl is not that attractive.
Love doesn't have eyes, but seriously just know you could do better.
Secondly, Don't try to fight fire with fire.
Don't go out and party in spite.
Sit at home, be sad for a little bit, and then reflect on what you can do to make your life better.
Stuff that doesn't involve anther person.
Improve yourself so that you don't just see your worth in someone else.
Go rock climbing, hike, learn how to cook awesome food, hang out with friends, visit your parents, go to a state you've never been to before.
You are awesome and alive.
Everything will work out for you.
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May I just point out that they broke up TWO DAYS ago. People do that all the time. Have a fight, break up, back within a few days. Happens all the time. He only has a short window of time to get back together. I know people who breakup for 3 days at a time after every fight once a month. It's been 2 days, it's not like she married someone else and is over it, really.
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Buy a guy membership and dedicate your ass too bodybuilding. If ur swole as fuck ull get any bitch bro
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>>686717132
this isn't reddit, faggot, who the fuck cares?

don't be an obtuse reject fucking fruit cake pole smoking cock gobbling jizz gargling gangreen smoking retarding douche nozzle

oh, and lurk moar
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>>686713414
Fuck LA bay area all the way fag
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>>686709137
Nigger
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>>686717348
nope, she waits on me hand and foot.

to be honest, if she is over me, she sure has a damn fine way of showing it. I'm good with it, anyways.

middle eastern bitches are the shit!@
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>>686717548
>>reflect on what you can do to make your life better.
This anon just gave you the secret to life anon's. Pay attention and also remember, just thinking about changing isn't changing. You also have to make the effort.
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>>686715780
That last sentence is the fucking truth.
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>>686717263
That's the sugar coat, not the real reason.
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>>686717548
So this is based off of the fact that a nightclub is a loud and noisy place? When Girls get into with their SO or are upset we usually go have fun with the girls. Guys do the same. If she really was over him and wanted to fuck another dude she would've had someone lined up and just gone to their fuckin house and fucked them.
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>>686717737
baited.

kys.
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>>686711575
Why the fuck would you fuck a girl with her bra still on?
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>>686718006
I know it's bs. Her whole excuse was bs.
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>>686711568
B8 > R8
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>>686715400
I farted in front of my wife within a few months of us dating.
Quit being such a pussy it just shows her that you're not comfortable around her.
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>>686717844
She hated you the moment you farted, and now it is her goal to suck you in, and divorce you when you least expect it.

Also mate, good choice. I married a Lebanese Christian, top women mate
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>>686718136
no, her stating that she isn't sexually attracted to him anymore wasn't bullshit.

That was real.
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>>686717371
Ummm hello
Someone needs to pop in a cheap trick cd and get some knowledge dropped on them

THE NOTEBOOK
ROMEO AND JULIET
BIG BANG THEORY
SHES JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU

just to name a few examples
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>>686718136
Only part of her excuse was bullshit. She used a bunch of bullshit to cover avoid saying:

>you don't make me cum anymore and I'm horny.

If she had said only that, she'd look like the selfish cold bitch she actually is, so she used a bunch of bullshit to sugarcoat the truth.

But she did say the truth. She said that she isn't sexually attracted to him anymore. That's more than most women will give. Most of them will just give you the bullshit and never say that you aren't sexually attractive anymore.
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>>686717082
I say again
THE NOTEBOOK
ROMEO AND JULIET
Etc
Bitches get fucking wet over Ryan gosling doing everything to get Rachel mcadams and writes her 300 letters

Considered most romantic movie ever
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>>686718271
my iraqi was christian, too

brofist, bropato chip
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>>686716997
I think it was all sugar coat
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>>686718261
>months

Nigga, I fart on the first date. In the car during the first kiss. I do it on purpose just to test her, to see if she ride or die.

It's important to establish that she down, right from the get go.
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>>686709137
It's a nigger trap.
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>>686712203
Glorious leader reporting in.
>quit bein a bitch.
>stop lying on the Internet.
>I miss my dad.
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>>686718699
so you think that she's really sexually attracted to him and she was lying about not being sexually attracted to him?
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>>686715152
In high school and college, me and all my girlfriends would intentionally go after really beta and nerdy guys. They're way more grateful. And some girls like desperate. And also knowledge is sexy.
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>>686709137
>>686709706
OP, go to the same club and find some fresh meat right in front of your bitch
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>>686718633
> Ryan Gosling
> Any popular/attractive celebe

Your point just proved every dude's point in here.

You have no clue wtf is going on inside you.

I don't blame you, really, because I would fare no better given the crazy hormone hot tub swirling inside you that you like to call your brain.
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>>686718894
this. how is that sugar coating it? That's the opposite of sugar coating it.

That's pouring salt in the wounds.
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She's probably swallowing nigger cock right now
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>>686718892
I miss my dad too. ;((((((
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>>686718579

The difference between a "good" woman and shit one is that the good one will admit, at least in part, that even she's shit too.
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>>686718029
No, it is based off of making yourself available to be sought after by your significant other.
If you know that going to a nightclub after a fight would make them worry/be more angry (which I'm sure guys can vouch for is the case) then why do it?
That's just toxic for a relationship if you're trying to do something that would make your s/o uncomfortable on purpose.
When my bf and I argue, I do not run away.
If we walk away from each other, I sit and reflect on why we fought.
She stated the reason she was leaving him was that she is not attracted to him sexually anymore, and is going to the night club specifically to possibly meet someone and to hang out with friends.
She is not seeking her ex boyfriend to follow, and if he does, it will make things worse.
Like I said, of course girls want to be wanted, but in this case that is not the fact.
Not every girl is a slut and already has a guy lined up.
She probably came to the conclusion and ended it before doing something irrational while in a relationship.
You are looking to deep into this without looking at the facts presented.
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>>686719001
go to a different club and post pictures of you smiling and having a good time without her on social media she still follows. If you go to the same club as her, you are only lowering your social value by pursuing her. It's too obvious that you are trying to get her to notice you.
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>>686718894
The rest was sugar coating, what makes you think that one wasn't either?
It's not like it was specifically singled out. It was just listed with the other bs excuses.
Women are like parking spaces, they're whores and liars.
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>>686712203
Yeah, mushrooms man
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>>686709576
I kekd
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>>686718633

News flash: women get wet over Chad Thundercock

thanks for shooting yourself in the foot before shoving in your mouth, fucktard :^)
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>>686719244
I'm not sexually attracted to you anymore, sweetie.

>I really am sexually attracted to you, I'm just saying that I'm not to make you feel better.
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>>686719005
It's 2016, most of 4chan has been overrun with 15 year old boys who have never had anyone touch their dick.

You have no access to girl code.

So pardon if I don't take what you say at face value. Maybe if this was 2007.
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>>686709801
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>>686719349
saved

> I like your style

Also, fuck bitches
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>>686719517
lol
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>>686719001
Fucking terrible advice.

Forget about her. Move on. If you are a bit heavy, try and lose some weight. If you are a boring motherfucker, get a new hobby. Use the pain you are experiencing to make yourself into a better person.

When she realises that she made her mistake, dont answer the phone, or answer it and tell her you have moved on.

Godspeed OP.
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>>686719244
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>>686719005
But we know what's going on inside of her. Gallons of nigger jizz about to impregnate her.
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>>686719522
Except i'm 35 and perving on all of this.

BTW,
LOVE IT

KTHXBYE
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>>686719691
Pretty much.

Problem for her is she just
has no clue
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