I wanna fuck my boyfriend in the ass with a strapon

I curl my toes when I cum.

>>686702352
your mom

I like to jerk off in the bathroom at work because the sound of other guys shitting makes me hard, and i like the smell

That i have automotive "carburetor fucker" shots of my truck...videos of fingering the throttle body and stuff...

>>686702562
Why wouldn't admit to that IRL?

>>686702472
Why dont you just use your dick?

That I am on 4 chan. Don't wanna be associated with you faggots in real life

Back to back episodes of The Powerpuff Girls.

It's so addictive. http://www.toon.is/browse-powerpuffgirls-videos-2-date.html

I smell my gfs sweaty panties and yoga pants and rub one out while ahes in the shower after a workout

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Ive reached tier 4 furfaggery....ive been saving money for a suit and camera equipment...dont need to explain the rest

>>686703004
this
i dont understand how so many people post their face every day.

I was an informant of a major operation that issued 4 life sentences, 12 terms between 10 and 30 years, and still had to do time.

>>686702472
Tell him. Bet he'd be into it.

I once stuffed my ass with a peeled banana. The banana got inside and tried for a full hour to get it out. Only half of it went out. Or did I used two bananas... I can't remember, I was 14 and now I am 20. Oh, I wasn't very hungry the next day

I really wanna take a hot facial

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>>686702352
Loli. Especially the realistic western works.

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>>686703202
Real ass dude here as well
>radical neonazi group member, unmarked...getting tattoos is fucking retarded
>stabbed people
>been shot at
I wish we all could be gods hand anon

I sucked my dog's dick, no regrets

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>>686703191
Those are the people who are outcast and want to be friends with /b/
The lowest of the low

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>>686703559
...rate?....i guess?

>>686703544
Check

>>686703559
Same

>>686703635
I'm not that kind of person, I was 16 and really horny. Bisexual btw

>>686703559
I once tried to stuff a finger on a dog I was taking care of. The bitch was old (12?) so I couldn't find it. Well, I guess I did but I couldn't know it was

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>>686703822
Neither am i lol just implying

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>>686702352
I like cocks but not men

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>>686704115
How the actual fuck does that even work?

>>686704115
Trap lover?

>>686702352
I browse /b/.

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I ah...did this irl

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>>686704115
futas

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>>686702352
i would never admit i had a tooth fetish
or at least not how big it is

>>686703191
>>686703004
Insecure fags, scared your fake friends will leave you once they find out?

Topkek. If you're here you want to be here. Nobody's forcing you to click the daily trap thread, but you still do. You're like niggers ashamed of their skin colour, absolutely disgusting beans.

>>686704115

>le I want to suck cock but consider myself straight closet fag

Kill yourself.

>>686702352
I fucked a gypsy and came down her throat.

>>686704464
Can you spank it to just teeth?

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>>686704279
Nope, I just like a nice looking dick. It gives me a boner. I'm not attracted to men in any other way

>>686704215
I guess It's like a fetish or some shit

>>686704532
I don't want to suck any cocks

>>686704633
yes, but they have to fit a particular criteria and i'm quite selective

>>686703559
never sucked a dick but way into bestiality here. Always wanted to find a girl that was also into it.

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>>686704727
Just putting this out there...you dont have to reply with a random guys dick pic....dude

I stick my finger in my ass fart then sniff it

>>686702472
I want my girlfriend to fuck me in the ass with a strapon

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>>686704868
And then there is this fucker...

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I've fucked like 10+ dudes in their ass without a condom and blew my load inside them, then immediately left and never talked to them again.

I've also fucked like 20+ guy's wives/gf's without a condom and filled either their pussy or ass with cum while their click guy watched, half of them lapped up my cum that was dripping out of their girl.

I've somehow never had an std and am still clean, stopped the random casual encounters stuff like two years ago.

Craigslist is one hell of a drug.

>>686704727
No worries bro.
I have a pretty intense cum fetish, I get ragers when I see a huge load.
Zero fucks about the rest of the faggotry, I only like the cum.

>>686704753
lol fetishes never fail to make me chuckle. The possibilities are literally endless.

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>>686704855

>>686702562
rekt

>>686705065
In my culture that would be considered haram.

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>>686705065
My statement stands...

>>686704753
what the fuck

>>686704753
I got fucked up teeth...rate?

>>686704727
>>686705065
>>686700898
Get your own dick faggot

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>>686705188
lmao

>>686705193
my favourite are when the upper and lower canines can't touch each other when they bite down
>>686705280
male or female?

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>>686703168
Explain what you want fur bro

>>686705522
Oh yeah, my step sister has decent sized canines and I think it's pretty hot but I could never fap to straight teeth

>>686702352
/b/

What does it fell like to have a dick in your ass? I really wanna take a dick in the ass.

I wouldn't mind having sex with a nice looking ladyboy at least once in my life.

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>>686705739
>Straight teeth
Teeth now have a gender
Im fucking done
Goodbye

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>>686705634
Making a video mate....just sayin....

>>686705835
Weird... you want to try to squeeze it out. I am not sure how people can like it

>>686702352
I want to die. More than anything else. Even when I'm happy I want to die.

Check out 15 year old girls

Would suck dick if asked, really want to experiment with guys 18-30

Would let basically anybody disease free suck my dick

Fap to pissing

Have alcohol problem

>>686702352
I can easily flip a switch to be a sociopath. The majority of my life I am empathetic, but I have the ability to become cold for extended periods of time.

Well, I'm behind the username "Anonymous" so I guess I'll confess somethings.

>I'm into ovi
>I can quickly and easily get myself off to interracial, but when not masturbating the idea of sex not being between the same race is a pure sin to me. So much so that my dog is a purebred.
>I spent two thousand dollars on a really nice PC set up. Its got a GTX 980. I've owned it for 3 months but the game with the highest graphics intensity i've played since I got it is Gmod. Don't get me wrong, I have GTA V, Chivalry, and plenty of other games this beast can run in my library, but I choose not to.

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>>686705926
it's a shame it's pretty much impossible to tell a person's gender by their teeth, not even dentists can do it

Tried to suck my and fuck myself off
Failed

>>686705926
You're fucking stupid dude, I meant that I couldn't look at a picture of straight *UP* just teath, as in a close-up picture of teeth

>>686704522
You just reinforced why I don't want to be associated with you fags.

>>686706519
i'm flexible enough to do it, but my dick is too small
wouldn't suck my dick anyway

>>686706518
>>686706653

You both suffer from nigger autism

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>>686706486
Kek.
I have a rig with dual 970s and all that shit, psu died on me like a week after I built it.
Never fixed it, sits in my closet now.

>>686706246
Edgy

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>>686702352
I like wearing dresses because they make me feel pretty. I like pretending every one gives me glances and I'm wanted. It makes me feel like a sexy happy girl. It actually changes my mood and mentality drastically. Just dresses though.
But I ain't gay, still into chicks. Would bang one in a dress.

I like looking at people and seeing how much muscle they have, both male and female, and imagining killing and eating them. I feel the more lean the muscle the better the meat.


Maybe something's wrong with me but I am here aren't I?

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>>686706852
>implying i didn't get the joke

I watch shemale porn

>>686706978
Stop posting pictures of teeth

You guys want some carb fucker shots?

Had first Gay encounter a few months back and I can say it was awful, I thought I would like having a real cock in my ass but I hated every second of it.
I love sucking dick, but I don't find other men sexually attractive in any way.
Wife pegs me and I love it though...

>>686706246

I am totally empathetic to cats and kids and shit, but if you are older than ~12-15 I could watch you die without issue.

I pretty much don't feel bad for anything shitty that happens to anyone.

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>>686702352
My girlfriend has broken up with me multiple times over the last two years, and went on to make out and do everything but sex with other guys. Whenever she tells me shit about her encounters with her most recent fling, I get so jealous and angry that I break things and make holes in walls, and she knows this. What she doesn't know is also how much it turns me on whenever I'm trying to find something to fap to. I've been trying to find a way to suppress the cuck fetish but eh...

>>686707112
Tbh id rather look at teeth than dicks, half the threads on b are dicks

>>686705188
This guy just wabts to see more dicks

>>686707199
I fucked your girlfriend yesterday you cuck faggot

>>686707425
Any sexual interest in chevys?

>>686706050
Why don't you kill yourself?

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>>686707477
k e k

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>>686707477
>states i dont want to see anymore dicks
>autistic anon thinks i want to see more dicks
>mfw

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>>686705020
Like this?

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>>686706660
You're one of us. Sooner you realise this sooner you'll be less of a faggot.

>>686707199
Are you me?

>>686705522
post pic of what you like pls

>>686707763
My dubs dont lie
Its called a hidden request
Autism is a horrible go to insult, you autist

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>>686706064

>stop drinking

Life dilutes after

>>686707763
Replies are replied to with dicks

>b-but I don't want dicks

Maybe you're just slow

>>686706246
kill yourself you colossally retarded 15 year old

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>>686707809
Closer to sergey but rolling

I really want to find that special someone but meanwhile I'm wasting my time banging whores

I wear my mom's panties when I finger myself

>>686702352
Take a vote please????
http://www.strawpoll.me/10338753

>>686704115
Me too anon. Not gay, just like to suck cock.
Pussy is my favorite tho

>>686708085
He went to jihads

>>686707809
rawl cuz bored

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>>686708035
>>686707763
>>686707477
>>686705188

Dickposter here. I do also like a woman's nice ass so there's that

>>686705926
I'm quite sure it means the shape.

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>>686707782
Too watery and shit, I like it thick.
Like this.

>>686707199
I am so fucking grateful this place hasn't started a cuck fetish in me. I find it pretty pathetic, personally.

>>686708229
yes, we could read too

When I was a teen I murdered the neighbors cat and myriad other wild animals I could find. I slept with severed chickens feet in a bag under my pillow as a child. I had a bone collection for most of my adolescence. I'm afraid someday the behavior will resurface and I'll move onto people. Oh yeah, I helped my foster brothers gang rape my biological sister when I was 8 and she was12.

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>>686708035
So if i tell dog owners to stop shitting in my yard or ill fucking snipe that little shit, by talking directly to them means i still want to step in shit....aka your posting right now

>>686708181
Trying to get married?

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>>686708321
I am exactly the same as you dude. We need a movement right? like fuck the traps and shit but this shit is good

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I cheat on my fiancé with strangers and never ever use a condom.

>>686702642
You are a dirty gross faggot.

>>686704115
>>686703822
nope. If you are a male and like cock, you are a faggot. No questions about it.

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>>686708218
I don't suck penis and I never would

>>686708393
No. Not the same. You just like dicks

>>686706978
>implying you dont still have it

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>>686708516
Shit son, hit the nail right on the head

>>686708381
I would highly recommend seeking therapy. Someday you are gonna end up doing something fucking nuts. Because you are fucking nuts.

>>686708644
Dubs reconfirm you are a queer

>>686703052
Heard they made the new one into feminist propaganda bullshit.

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>>686708516
Oh shit, that sucks. Guess I'll just continue living my life having sex with woman and thoroughly enjoying it, but I'll still be gay while doing it. What a shame.

I like dicks, but everything else about men is a turn off. Does that make me a faggot?

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>>686708644
Seriously dude? So if i say i hate oranges...means i fucking love oranges...
>spotlight on this retardation right here

>>686708356
zozzle

>>686708733
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>686703365
TJ is that you?

>>686702547
Doesn't everyone?

>>686702753
Just use ur dick

>>686708819
that's my fav kind of cock

it's small but not tiny, has a nice girth, and looks nice and yummy

>I'm a fag, btw

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>>686704983

>>686707809
rolling for igor

>>686708978
>that's my fav kind of cock
>I'm a fag, btw
no fucking shit faggot

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>>686707953
posterior open bites like this are my favourite

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>>686708875
Sick fuck

>>686703202
Pussy?

>>686708914
I typically feel the same. But unfortunately I'm telling the truth.

>>686708469
Yeah buddy, I just like seeing girls covered in gooey cum. I'm not trying to see chicks with dicks or even really dicks at all. Just copious amounts of cum, thick pearly jizz.

>>686707809
Igors a mad cunt. Roll

>>686708978
I hate it when fags talk like this. Why can't you just say, it's a nice penis? Not "ohhh fug i lobe that juicy yummy cock its so delicous"

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>>686709145
Cars?

>>686702352
pewdiepie

>>686709233
If they dont add some flair they dont get the attention they crave that they never got from their fathers

>>686709227
Why wasn't I born in the right body? Console me, /b/

>>686709233
sad about how no one has ever said anything positive about yours, eh?

But, I guess one has to see it before anything is said about it.

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>>686709396
Yep

>>686702352
Gwen Stefani

>>686704215
Denial.

>>686709486
I've had my dick sucked by A fag before, first and last gay experience. Saying shit like that is a major turn off

I'm not a fag though

>>686709316
>>686709611
Same....fag?

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>>686709145

>>686709486
I haven't posted mine and this >>686709694 isn't me

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>>686709675
Exactly

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>>686702352
My girlfriend is living with an extremely attractive queer woman. Said woman gets quite affectionate and friendly w me. I fantasize about having threesomes with them a lot, and even wonder if they have the same intentions, for they also get quite touchy and shit. Maybe I'm just a perv, but I like entertaining the thought

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>>686709703
No, how is that related?

>>686709694
>I've had my dick sucked by A fag
>A fag = guy
>I've had my dick sucked by a guy
>I'm not a fag though

>>686709233
>being this stuck up sexually
>wow the fag said yummy, so disgusting
how do you talk about pussies you retard

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>>686708381
Nah you'll be fine. Fuck therapy.

>>686702760
Cuz she's gross.

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Am i the only car fucker here? God damnit...everytime

>>686710078
Oh look it's a shaft. What's to be said shut up and gobble bitch

>>686709929
Mm ok wasnt sure, just the one name post kinda made me think

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>>686702352
I browse 4chan.

>>686708875
Its like you were encouraging him by pointing it out.
Like when a girl says dont rape me. She wants it.
You want dick. He provided. Be happy

>>686710078
I don't talk about pussies, I don't go up to my friends or coworkers and say "oy vey look at that sexy ass fine bitch that just walked by holy shit she was fuckin hot mmmm mm yummy yum i want my big ol' dickero inside her right now fuck man." Instead, I take a glance at her, think to myself "Wow she was hot", and then I continue on with my day.

>>686710279
do you hate your mom because of your small penis

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>I have to flex my legs when I masturbate otherwise I can't cum

>I planned knife-amok when I was in high school and only decided not to go through because I lost the balisong

>My boyfriend doesn't know I am into snuff porn

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My gf isnt into any sort of touching unless its fucking, i like to cuddle so i pretend to go to work somedays and i go and pay prostitutes to hug me

>>686710510
>seeing a random girl on the street
>seeing a dick pic on the internet
same scenario fam

I like girls with dark/tan skin and big brown nipples.

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furry porn

>>686710539
No, I hate her because I was born in the wrong body. I wish I had a dick that I could be proud of, something to stroke when I'm bored.

I actually don't mind niggers

>>686710607
are you serious?

>>686710669
What I'm saying is, I don't do that shit no matter the scenario. It's just annoying and pervish

>>686710771
Where the fuck do you live? 1950's Mississippian?

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>>686710482
Thats not how life works dude...maybe for the bitch...but not me

>>686710607
Time to dump that bitch

>>686702352
Drag queens. When I stuff a dollar bill in their fake cleavage and they give me a hug, I always get a boner.