hi god

>>686694870
Wassup nigger

I'm god too. Don't be such a fag about it

Hey god, do you exist?

notice me senpai reeeeeeee

y u no cum to me

>>686694870
Hey, bitch! Where's my money?!

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>>686695298
hi

>>686694870
How come no sweet asari waifu?

>>686694870
Which god are you?

Why'd you make niggers

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>>686695538
Yes, I am God.

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>>686695654
I am the only one.

Ooh, first a time traveller now a God. Interesting. Hello God, how are you?

>>686694870
"all powerful" can't make a universe without suffering. k

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<The only god

>>686694870
Um, shouldn't you be giving AIDS to babies or something?

>>686696082
And which god is that? Thor?

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>>686696219
I'm always fine.

>>686694870
Why did I have to put down my favorite dog today?

>>686696516
Noah was looking for you in another thread where time traveller was stopping to chat, anyway he wants to know if he succeeds in building the ark or not.

>>686694870
Nine years I've been visiting /b/ should I stop?

>>686696802
No, once yee entereth yee shall not leaveth.

>Claims to be god and wants to talk
>Implying he can't hear everything everyone ever thinks or says
Gr8 b8 m8 8/8

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>>686696253
I've made universes without suffering. This universe is more free, suffering is allowed.

>>686694870
What, did you piss off all the other gods and now they wont talk to you anymore, so you have to entertain yourself with the imbicilic thoughts of our barely sentient soecies?

There is no fucking way you personified both posess omnisciende AND even single fuck what any stupid ape has to say about their dumbass impressions of what is important in their absurdly short lives limited to pointlessness.

>>686694870
Can you make a rock so heavy you can't lift it?

>>686697096
Well we don't want the suffering, you can take it back!

God, Does Lily like me?

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Why is No Man's Sky suck a let-down already? What the fuck is Hello Games hiding?

>>686694870
Prove it

>>686696699
dub dubs deserve a reply

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>>686694870
Look at me. I am God now.

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>>686694870
GOD WHY ARE YOU SUCH A BITCH???

prove you are god and not no mans sky u cant

>>686696082
ngiru which is ur name. for a god ur dumbasfuck

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>>686697012
This is another form of communication. The normal one occurs inside of you ("thinking").

>>686694870
timestamp with sharpy in pooper

Can you please start culling? We are overdue.

OP is a faggot

>>686697721
>We got a sherlock over here
Nigger you gotta be the lamest OP ever claiming to be god, if you are god I must be the devil. Hows it feel knowing I won faggot? Check m8 master b8.

>>686697721
Tell us how this could possibly function, given the rules of the universe you established when you created it which do not provide for this type of communication.

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>>686697819

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Hey Nicolas Cage... whats it like to be an actor

>>686694870
if dubs, you have to jerk me off in my sleep tonight

>>686697524
thanks anon, I am a huge fan of dubs dubs, and always knowledge a 69. Today it was meh, god is funny. So I guess its gods way of apologizing, or acknowledging me. Either way, im glad he gave me a chance with the best farm dog ever.

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>>686697678
Humans have used a lot of names. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Names_of_God

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>>686695540
Consider yourself noticed
>>686695546
Because i do not cum to anyone
>>686695582
It's been spent on weapons for afghan
>>686695626
God doesn't condone weebs
>>686695710
Without darkness, there can be no light
>>686696253
I gave you free will. You use it to make eachother suffer.
>>686696363
That's their parents jobs
>>686696699
Because he was dying
>>686696776
If you believe that drunken 600 year old man could collect 2 of every animal species (7.7 million) on the planet, and fit them all on this 440 foot long boat while the entire world was flooded with some surplus water that appeared for some reason, and kept going for 40 days with no food, you are a genius
>>686697266
No, i can lift everything
>>686697283
Deal with it
>>686697350
Nope
>>686697569
I am God, not a female dog

>>686699266
I was just passing on a message, apparently he was a reincarnation or something.

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>>686697963
You are not the devil, but I am God. The "devil" doesn't have a human body.

>>686699266
>not god kek
it was a she not a he faggot kill yourself.
Real gods of middle earth 404 this nigger>>686696699

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Why did you leave me unfinished?

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>>686699937
kek

>>686699266
>I am God, not a female dog
If you were an all-knowing omniscient being you would know that thats a quote from a popular tv show which is not referring to you, but referring to a woman nagging him about his worsening junk habit.

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>Claiming to be a god
>Not being the one true god emperor, President Trump
>Kek

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>>686699266
>>686695582
I don't use money. Money is a human thing.

>>686694870
Do you have the power to create a sandwich so great you yourself could not eat it?

>>686694870
How can a god which is singular and have no peers have a sex at all?

For you to say you are male, implies there is an opposite, or at least one alternate, to that male sex as well. If there is one god, and you are the only one, then you must be sexless.

Fine, genderless, for the fucking college kiddies that have to sjw it up in here.

>>686694870
will i ever be loved

What's up with Trump? You pissed?

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>>686699937
You are evolving like everybody else.

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>>686701074
You are loved by me. I love everybody. I am God.