shell immediatley suck your dick

She replies with MAGA

Jesus Christ we have been reduced to this. Just ask her in person you spineless piece of shit. I bet your ancestors didn't write fuck fuck letters to each other and then ask their friends "Oh hey, how can i tell if she likes me through the letter?".

Normally jokes about dating maybe asks you to choose the best photo of her for instagram asks for your opinion a lot. More info?

You can tell when she stops texting you and sits on your naked penis.

> "hay do you like me"

> "yes"

that's one way.

>>686693439
low level flirting to gauge her interest tard it's not jet fuel science

>>686693910
We just started texting each other that's why. She seems to be interested in talking to me and sends me these long paragraphs but I'm not sure if it's just platonic

>>686694296
It's platonic for as long as you cower behind the screen

>>686693439

You don't even know when they like you in person, in text is near impossible.

>>686694209
How do I low level flirt and gauge her interest afterwards? I don't want to fuck it up

>>686694676
Send her dick pics, using common household items for size comparison

>>686693439
The fact that shes still talking to you

Bump for beta problems

Ask her if she's a cleric.

wen she ignores, that means shes playing with you as in hard to get, which means she likes you alot and that if she drops long paragrams on you that means shes unloading her garbage from her ex, and shes just trashing you and doesnt give a fuck which means theres no way to tell because she actually might ignore you and who you are on inside notice me senpai420smokeweedeveryday

>>686694296
What I said went right over your head. You don't deserve her you fucking baboon.

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>>686694676
Dude stop caring so much, if you come across as desperate you'll scare her off, just talk to her like she's a friend, either she gets attached or she won't. By low level flirt offer compliments, her eyes, her outfit, whatever, the way she types, come up with something, show her you find something about her existence attractive and unique.

>>686694511
Well she's really engaging and seems interested in text but in person as soon as class is over she leaves pretty quickly

>>686693439
MODS

>>686694991
Doesn't sound like she likes you at all, then. Nevermind.

>>686693439
maybe when she texts you. like she starts the contact all the time.
or
she sends you nudes.

>>686693439
You show her this
http://1312484.igenapps.com/go-figure#0

>>686694991
>>686695133
No, it just means she wants to get the fuck out of class like an normal teenager.

>>686695424
Right, and away from OP.

Are you in HS or college OP?

>>686694938
I'm afraid of the answer anon, I don't fuck with clerics
>>686694956
Thanks anon
>>686694987
That's what I'm not trying to do. I'll try the small compliments

>>686693439
Tell her you want to go out with her. If she says yes she likes you.

>>686695424
We're both 21. Also she teases me sometimes in our conversations. I assume that's a positive sign

>>686695896
>Also she teases me sometimes in our conversations
Teases you how?

>>686694951
plz dont ignore more now senpai, luv my holes

>>686696269
She was talking about a show With a female lead and Jokingly said she thought I would look good in a dress.

>>686694991
If she ain't constantly making eye contact or mentioning then she probably don't like you pleb. Unless she leaves class bc she's actually just shy, but hey what do I know

>>686695483
Did you drop out in the third grade faggot, everyone leaves class quick, it has nothing to do with OP. You're just the type to hang out and chat with the teacher afterwards.

>>686697362
She does. I assume she leaves quickly because she gets picked up by her sister.

>>686695896
She teases you because she subconsciously wants you to show dominance and confidence, she doesn't want a weak faggot.

>>686698053
Whole lot of assumptions, do these come from a place of pain?

if shes texting you at all she likes you

>>686698199
Try harder, considering you are trying to make anon feel bad from your own place of pain.

>>686698432
My own place of pain? My balls?

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>>686698553
Your balls are a place of pain for you? Backed up a bit are you, so you decided to make anon feel back because you can't get any.

>>686698199
That's just how it is in college though. I dunno maybe it's just a jc thing

>>686698085
Then shit, make a move, just don't think about it too much lol. Love is Russian Roulette and it seems like you got the safety on witcho uglah

>>686698969
Why would I want to make OP feel back?

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>>686699072
I don't know why you would want to make OP feel 'back', but you would want to make him feel badly because your balls are a source of pain for you due to being backed up and not getting any.

>>686699353
>I don't know why you would want to make OP feel 'back'
Your words, not mine.

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>>686693439
>How do I make creepy assumptions based on 140 characters or less

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>>686699444
>Why would I want to make OP feel back?
Your words, your blue balls.

>>686699743
>Your words
>>686698969
>you decided to make anon feel back
Better luck next time.

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>>686699043
Hopefully things are will work out then. She does ask me questions quite frequently so that's probably good. Luckily for me I'm decent looking so I should have a chance. Thanks anons

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>>686699834
>make anon feel back
>anon feel back
>feel back
>back
Backed up, like your blue balls. First time using English?

>>686700298
Clearly hoping for better luck did not give it to you, this is your worst yet. Have fun spending all night thinking about my balls, kid.

>>686699962
You got it Tarkus

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>>686700472
>bed time kiddo
classic

>>686700472
I'm not the one in need of luck, and your blue balls are a thing of laughter and pity, child.