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Will you be saved?
>>686681528
bojack horseman
I think I'm going to be OK.
>>686681528
probs not
Light Yagami?
I'm good, assuming he doesn't decide he doesn't need me anymore
Spartacus: Bringer of Rain and Slayer of the Shadow of Death. I think I might be fine, but I don't know how well he can take a bullet.
Fuck. I was just watching It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
The dude that was the Unabomber
fuck
A construction worker on a Discovery show, so I dunno fam
yes
>>686682573
Hopefully he won't accidentally kill me
>>686681528
hot but this bitch could not even rescue her own virginity beyond the age of 12.
So yeah I'm dead.
the last tv show i watched...
i don't remember lol
>>686681528
Dean Winchester i'm good
So Which Member of Sg-1 comes?
Or is it the whole team?
Thad Castle, really could go either way
>>686681528
Who the fuck watches TV you plebs.
>>686682593
No fucking way, me too.
>>686681528
Ray motherfucking Mears.
Im going to be fine thanks to uncle Ray
Not only will I be fine but the apocalypse will also be stopped
>>686681528
Im saved, no questions
The fucking cancerous teen titans from the "reboot" I rather let the kidnapper take my life
>>686681528
Well im fucked
>Premission to say cock
>>686681528
Chandler. I think I'm fucked.
>>686682740
Wtf Bitch. Caprica is badass, she can save anyone
>>686681528
alex tribec
kurt wallander (kenneth branagh edition)
he'll catch the kidnapper but ill be dead before then
Adam Sandler and David spade from the do-over. Im pretty sure im good.
>evangelion
>literally a whiny bitch is coming to save me
>only hope is that nerv brings backup
>im fucked
stephen hawking
go go gadget hawking
100% saved
>>686681528
i haven't watched tv since 2011, how fucked am I?
>>686681528
Jason Fucking Bourne.
Safe as can be.
>>686683323
Shinji is a badass you faggot
>>686681528
I think I'm good.
Thomas Shelby... could be a number of outcomes
>>686681528
Bond. James Bond.
>>686683093
Shes is dumb bitch.
Pic related will ass rape her when he signs a law as president to make such a thing legal .
Hell yeah I will
>>686683489
>being worth his time
>>686681528
Think I'm going to be alright.
>>686681528
How fucked is my kidnapper?
>>686683489
*SPOILER ALERT*
Literally botched a hostage situation dumbass
FMA Brotherhood. So, Edward Elric, or his teacher Izumi. Anyway, probably gonna end up fine. And I might even learn some sweet, sweet black magic.
>>686681528
This guy is on the way
Peter Baelish. My kidnappers are already killing each other.
I'm probably fucked.
>>686681528
I might be abit more fucked now..
Oh Whew! Good to know Stan Lee has my back.
Aw Yeah i got Adam West Batman >:3
>>686683725
But OP already stated that whatever characters they are, they are rescuing the Anon. So, that's set in stone.
Meanwhile I have the cunts from Hack My Life storming the place with bendy straws and paperclips.
Hold the door.
>>686683461
Safest person in the world at the moment
>>686683855
What if your kidnapper is a big guy?
>>686682140
Are you wearing a red shirt?
>>686683862
You're beyond fucked. Pray that your captors kill you before they get to you.
>>686681528
i think i'm good
>>686683983
Our lord and savior littlefinger isn't going to fight them, he's going to fuck them.
>>686681528
fucking shit
>>686681528
Goku. I think he can do anything, so yes.
Yep. Good to go.
>>686683993
>calls police
>tries to make you emotionally dependent on her and become her boyfriend
Anon you are lucky
>>686682855
>Nice Dubs
In a nutshell your saying you don't watch Game of Thrones or The Walking dead o3o
>>686681528
Had to think hard to remember if the last show I saw was Outlaw Star or Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003 animated version).
I'm probably deader than [spoiler]Hilda[/spoiler], but at least my death will provide motivation for the main cast to live wild and free.
It's "Elizabeth Jennings" from The Americans. Probably safe.
I believe I'm completely fucked.
>>686681528
I think I'm good?
Sasha grey is going to rescue me <3
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Dammit I'm Fucked!
>>686683845
Gonna cost you an arm and a leg to get saved
Guy Fieri I'm fucked
>>686681528
Charles barkley, shaq, ernie and Kenny
Bran Stark so probably not.
Mr. Bean.
I am FUCKED.
>>686681528
On a TV show?
(Checks history)
...Breaking Bad. I was only watching a few episodes to see what it's like.
Can I choose movie instead? I watched the secret world of arietty. So I got a doll-sized cutie saving me. I'm saved.
>>686684674
Unless of course the KGB and CIA Team up for some odd reason. Possibly because your a HVT anon or a bait and lure to catch her.
Francis Underwood... I think i might be saved.
>>686685202
so im saved
>>686685321
Hoof him in the slats for me.
And Hodor.
Fuck yea I will, Light Yagami will kill all dem bitches.
>>686685071
He could come over with his fatfuck friend and play shitty music
I think this is overkill...
Redington FTW
>>686681528
Bob Belcher. And before that, Sterling Archer.
So either way, H. Jon Benjamin. I'm fucked.
>>686681528
Going to be saved by Space-Hillary.
>>68668520So
>Barkley-sama
You good son.
>>686685517
>>>/reddit/
>>686681528
I'll be fine.
The best damn avocado this town's ever seen is coming to rescue me.
>>686685542
If gene, tiny and Luise comes for you you may have a chance.
>>686685517
No way
>>686685543
with or without the whole voyager?
Malcolm Turnbull, im fucked
>>686685326
Either your captors die of laughter or you die of laughter so it's a 50/50 chance.
But their possibly stone cold.
Yoooo
Homer would save me
RIP me
Ronaldo ?
>>686685594
>>686685517
Everyone knows the drill
Maybe
yes
Sheldon from big bang theory. I'm fucked.
Rick and morty so I'm golden
>>686681528
Lucifer from the show Lucifer. He could save me i'm sure.
I think I'm good hands
>>686681528
michael schofield
theres no way im not getting rescued
>>686683461
>Jason
Same here, Supremacy
>>686681528
Rory Gilmore. Goddammit I'm fucked, aren't I?
>>686681528
Gordon fucking Ramsey... I'm fucked.
Not only is he all talk but he'll piss off my captors too, pretty much ensuring my death.
>>686685686
Well he will probably get me out but I'm def going to get shot after I'm free.
Neal Caffery or Peter Burke from White Collar
She probably won't care unless she thinks I'm Koichi.
Even then, I don't know how effective she'd be.
I mean, all she has going for her is Love Deluxe.
>>686685673
Apparently, a duplicated Voyager crew that can only survive on a Class-Y planet as well as the original crew.
>>686682833
obviously Richard Dean Anderson would come if you want to be rescued
>>686681528
law and order SVU
the chick on there can save me any day
>>686681528
Guy fieri.
I am beyond fucked
It was almost Walter White from Breaking Bad, but NNNOOOO I had to watch ONE FUCKING EPISODE OF FAMILY GUY AND NOW I'M STUCK WITH THIS FAT FUCK
>>686681528
You bet your ass
>>686685543
That stupid bitch got everyone, including herself, lost on the very first day. You think she'd ever find you? You're fucked. Might as well hope the fucking Borg come along and assimilate your ass
>>686685476
I lime how she takes a whiff.
>>686685927
Or he could teach them to cook and get a proper job at some high end Restaurant.
Possibly never turn to crime after this life changing event
I'm pretty sure I'm going to die on a whim
>>686686307
Fuzking kek
Probably fucked? Idk what he'd really do
>>686686307
It's not her fault, m80. How was she supposed to know what the Caretaker was or what it was going to do? At the very least, she's the best captain/admiral Starfleet ever had the honor of knowing, as she single-handedly crippled the Borg, used their tech to achieve transwarp back to the Alpha Quadrant, and had a cornucopia about a previously-unexplored region of space.
It would be my pleasure to be saved by Katheryn, and I would be happy to bend over and get pegged by her in her ready room later that night, while Harry watches.
The flash? After that last episode I'm not entirely sure.
>>686681528
Danaerys Taergaeryan. Bitch got 3 dragons.
lexi belle
The doctor. I have zero worry about being rescued
>>686686401
Well fuck
>>686681528
I was watching Good Eats with Alton Brown on the Cooking Channel.
>Will you be saved?
Surprisingly, yes, I think I will.
>>686681528
Terrible luck. Walked by the TV on my way to the computer and my wife was watching The Tudors.
He's going to let me die while he fucks Natalie Dormer. Can't say I blame him.
>>686686568
Take a untimely bath and fall killing the Hostage taker from this anon's >>686686238
rescuer trying to save him
The one dude from The Finder. I'll be found easily enough, probably be safe too considering how he killed those people trying to get to his mother like a fucking badass.
Rick from TWD
>>686686662
>We have to stay behind to blow up the caretaker array with a torpedo!
>Apparently timed detonators for explosives don't exist in the 24th century.
>>686681528
Louis ck...think I'm fucked
>>686681528
Make it so nga
>>686687043
>It was going to self-destruct anyway
>yeah, I never got that either....
Not too bad.
>>686686776
He does have a sexy raifu.
>>686681528
Bill Burr, am I fucked or what
>>686681528
Finn and Jake lel
Alex Trebek. What do you think?
>>686681528
I saw anime.... I don't think I'll ever be rescued by naruto
https://youtu.be/-ytqQIE14fQ
Walked past little sis watching TV
>>686681528
King Kong
>>686681528
Earl J Hicky from my name is earl.... crap
>>686687608
Sure you did.
Does Netflix count?
>>686687608
It's completely anonymous, you can just admit you were watching it.
>>686685773
Never been to reddit, what's the fuss? I genuinely like doctors who
>>686687661
Nice same here anon... King Kong
>>686681528
Agent Gibbs. I'm okay.
>>686687828
reddit is for faggots
not a fan but dr who fans ok
>>686681528
Hell yeah. Zack Morris will freeze time walk me outta there. Then I get to make out with Muffin Sangria at the Max.
>>686681528
Daniel Plainview FTW.
>>686686662
The Borg became a carrot after the explosive popularity of First Contact, and was the crutch upon which thst show hobbled for the rest of its life. So defeating a homogenized, bastardized Borg isn't just moot, it's unflattering. Canon broke down because of its poor writing and acting. It's an abomination
Good as dead
>>686681528
penguin from the Gotham series, feel like ill be okish
>>686681528
Sterling Archer from Archer. I have a good feeling about this.
>>686681528
the Buggles in the Video Killed the Radio Star video
>>686688241
....
Well, I disagree. I saw all the movies (pre-Abrams), and I still feel Janeway's the best admiral/captain due in large part to her having fucked over the Borg...INSTEAD of doing like Picard, and getting assimilated/cucked by them.
>>686681528
The it's always sunny gang
I'm fucked but at least it'll be funny
Crow T Robot from MST3K
>>686688339
forgot pic
>>686687828
It's just 4chan's punching bag to feed their superiority complex.
>>686681528
I'll be fine.
Everything will be ogre soon.
Roger from American Dad. He can save me. Right? Right..?
my savior
I'd think I'm good actually then, just got done re watching this masterpiece.
>>686681528
Mulder and Skully, i think i'll be okay. Should take roughly 42-45 minutes?
>>686681528
Frynne Fischer.
Yes. Bad news is it's murder mysteries.
The golden state warriors
>>686681528
>Archie Bunker
I'll be fine.
>>686685840
>woman
>>686681528
hey girls!
>>686688834
I'm playing Minecraft atm and don't really want to argue.
He's got a hall full of weapons, I doubt he'd save a spic like me though.
>>686688573
The enterprise knew the Borg had superior technology. They were doing their best to modulate the shields frequency. Picard was kidnapped due to the Borgs superior strength when Worf then Riker attempted to intervene. Hardly cucked. Picard went down fighting nga
>>686681528
Cristiano Ronaldo wtf?!
>>686681528
Not sure if im okay
>>686681528
fucking Sherlock
me at my best :(
Literally Hitler (Kung Fuhrer). Good thing I'm not a filthy Jew.
>>686681528
SAVED !
Shiet negro.
>>686689440
>superior strength
And yet Janeway not only took one of the Borg with her, she even used their own technology against them *as well as* to her own advantage to get back to the Alpha Quadrant. She did this without getting cucked and wiping out half of starfleet.
Suck it, old man.
Prospects not good
Yes. No questions asked.
>>686686870
Lol classic cleveland
>>686681528
>>686681528
No worries, m8. I'm fine.
>>686681528
>I am the Box Ghost! BEWARE!
I'm doomed
I don't remember the last show I watched but I just watched Rush Hour 3 so I suppose agent Lee is on it, will I be saved?
>>686689244
Your kill
Eric from the 70's show. I'm completely fucked
Shit. Mine is Hodor.
I think I'm good
I have faith in him.
>>686690023
>>686689950
bruh jackie chan is invincible.
you are fine. he dont want no trubber.
>>686681528
James Bond
Specifically Pierce Brosnan
I will be ok
Jay Briscoe and yes....
>>686683770
>>686683582
> They dont' know about the boat.
>>686681528
The aqua teens. God damn it
>>686681528
Zoidberg
I'm fucked.
fuck
Niles crane. Yeah, pretty fucked.
>>686681528
I'll be fine. She has the writers on her side
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