im a loser

>>686680660
K hurt the side of my dick really bad and it healed with a bunch of scar tissue. Now it hurts and is all rough, been that way for years

>>686680768
do something hard
>>686681017
hydrocortisone cream can break up scar tissue over time. Important to remember to taper off of it.

This girl i like and have spoken to everyday for a month is flirting with me a lot but her friend always tells me she really doesn't like me. Help.

>>686680660
inb4 practice is the answer to everything

I have trouble flirting, just don't know where to begin, even if I compliment something it comes out as friendliness
plus I have no real goal in life

>>686680660
Im fat and short

>>686680660
I'm good at most things I do except the ones I really want to do.
>top of the class in a field i hate

An electric field of magnitude 190 V/m is directed perpendicular to a circular planar surface with radius 5.91 cm. If the electric field increases at a rate of 10.7 V/ms, determine the magnitude of the magnetic field at a radial distance 14.3 cm away from the center of the circular area.

Everyone I love or care about keep dying.

>>686680660
How do I lose my fear of death. I'm planning on committing suicide.

>>686680660
I feel extremely anxious about shit that most people arent, like if i with friends im fine but as soon as i get home i feel overwhelmingly anxious.

>>686680660
I'm depressed, been diagnosed by a doc and all that, taken the meds, dropped out of college 2 years in, been pretty much disowned by parents for it, cant get a job, no motivation to anymore either, last time I talked to a friend was 2013, sick of life

Girl I've fallen in love with talks with me all the time but she has been dating someone she is going to be meeting for the first time ever in 3 weeks for 9 months. What do?

>>686680660
Ight OP, I'll shoot something at you.

Lately I've been hearing strange voices telling me the most useless things. Apparently the block I've lived on my whole life is suddenly engrossed in it's own race war that even stretches to neighboring streets. It seems everywhere I go in a 2 mile radius has someone on 'the in', that wants me to join but only if I figure "it" out. I don't give a fuck about some racewar with neighbors who don't even bother to greet me. They confuse me with my brother who is almost a whole head taller than me and with a different hair color. How the fuck do you confuse an nazi thief with a fucking ginger?

I'm pretty sure I'm schizophrenic, since it happens to be a common problem in my family but it could also be hearing aids I've had since I was a babby. Other than all of this being in my head, what pisses me off the most is that this only started because our house quieted down. Now that they have the chance to make noise, they use it to talk shit? Fucking ungrateful faggots, we got most the tweakers off this block and you wanna yell and shout for them all to hear? I know people as a collective are stupid but this is just counter productive on a whole new level. If i'm gonna sit in my room and watch porn for a goddam day, then I'm gonna beat off while I'm at it. Jesus Christ.

So what do you think OP? Am I off my fucking rocker, or is the possibility of my house being bugged remotely believable?

[spoiler]Sorry for the tangent I don't feel like correcting my post.[/spoiler]

>>686680660
my face isn't in those tits

>>686684460
things wont get better but you can always hope

Just moved to a new area and don't know anyone.

>>686682189
Define flirting. Straight up asking her out is probably the best route. If a girl like you, she wont think thats weird after a month
>>686682480
flirtiness and friendliness arent that different. People just take it as friendly if the are unattracted.
>>686683562
Lose weight and hope for the best
>>686684081
life isnt a story. Almost no one would keep their job if they hit the lottery. Suck it up

>>686684471
Oh yeah and to make matters worse they met on FUCKING IFUNNY who the hell does that? Fucking sick of life giving me the middle finger.

>>686684341
Secinding. Please answer.

Need to get nudes op,

Teach me the ways

>>686680660
I rely too much on 4chan users to give me advice

>>686684181
similar question here
http://www.santarosa.edu/~rgauthier/Physics%2052%20Fall%202017/Practice%20Midterm%20Solutions/Practice%20Midterm%20%232%20solutions.pdf
>>686684242
thats life
>>686684341
Eternity is scarier than death but I would consider every other option, including crazy ones before suicide.
>>686684364
whats different at home?

>>686680660
I haven't fucked this girl but I've told all my friends I have, we've been dating for 6 months and the only reason I am still in it is so we can maybe fuck so I'm not living a lie. I don't want to break up with her and have her tell people we didn't ever fuck when she brings it up.

>>686684802
Okay so define flirting...we quite often joke about going out. And I'd jokingly say "[ugly girl] is my new girlfriend" and she'll be like "no i am" and she'll call me b or babes.

how do i get my girlfriend to start cutting. iwant her to be a super cute alternative slut, wat gives?

>>686680660
Broke the ice with a cute girl somehow, was going to see her tonight but I think she's busy now. She's heavily into the outdoors.

Was it creepy for me to send her a few messages asking if she still wanted to hang out?

Honestly I'm not a creep, it's just we've got a lot in common and she's a very nice person. This is also the first time I've ever attempted something like this, due to crippling social anxiety.

>>686684460
Try a trade school, easy to get into, most people are dumbasses and a lot of the pay is ok, just hard work.
>>686684471
tell her you like her

>>686685013
Video games and tv shows is pretty much my life at my house.

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>>686680660
My boss is gay and wants to fuck me. I'm not gay and it's starting to get a little uncomfortable. I love my job though, the pay is great. He was drunk last week and wanted to play truth or dare.

>>686685118
You fucking don't. If you want her to be a cutter, and she isn't then break it off.

>>686680660
i wanna have friends

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>>686685269
He is literally obsessed with me. I make $42.59/hour so I can't quit.

>>686685427
Sue him for sexual harassment, get monies.

i feel like the magic between me and my gf has dissipated but i love her what do

I can not forget her..

>>686680660
It's like i reached all my goals in my professional life and everything became boring.
I'm thinking about becoming christian and dedicate myself to my potential family. That sounds extremelly stupid to me, but I couldn't think of a better way to spend my precious time in this useless life.

>>686680660
Gf became asexual, don't know what to do OP, please share some wisdom

Almost 21 and still a virgin. I've never really tried to get laid. I'd rather just have a girlfriend but most girls my age that I'm into are sexually experienced...

>>686685555
nvm i got quads shit is goin great op

Okay anon! I have a difficult time achieving orgasm during sex with my boyfriend. There's no issue with size or anything physical, how do I tell him that I need some extra help without possibly bruising his ego? I tried to tell him last night but he seemed really hurt. I made a point to emphasize that it's just my physiology, not his efforts. Thank youuu :)

I'm an really overbearing jealous boyfriend. Everytime my gf doesn't text me within 10 minutes of me texing her I start to feel sick to my stomach. I constantly think she's cheating on me even though I know she isn't. How do I stop being such a little bitch?

>>686685555
Check em

>>686685143
This.
I asked this girl out about two weeks ago and she said yes but hasn't been able to come up with a day yet. I'm worried that she's lost interest, because anytime we talk it's me initiating but when we do talk she flirts and is generally all cute and shit. Is she as nervous as I am or is she looking for a way to let me down easily?

I'm super fucking paranoid and probably way over thinking the whole thing but I don't want to come across as either disinterested or pushy.

>>686685714
m8 see
>>686685143
I'm 25, it's never too late to try.

>>686684511
I would need to know more to give a definite answer.
Here is the current clinical criteria for schizophrenia
Do you:
>See and hear things that arent there
>are you more disorganized, more lack of motivation,
>have difficulty speaking(people asking you to eloborate or explain words) or
>lack of pleasure in things

The idea you present is very similar to schizophrenic paranoia and gang stalking delusion.
Giving a therapist a try wouldn't be a bad idea

>>686685703
Not OP but discuss options, like open relationship, breaking up peacefully?

>>686685495
I can't. I would never be able to get a job in my field. He starting to get grabby. I know one of these days hes going to reach for my dick. He's almost 60, divorced with two kids.

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Unpopular in my teens, arrogantly self confident in my 20s, married and living the family life I never got as a child in my 30s, divorced, bipolar, and posting to /b/ in my 40s. I feel lost, confused, and completely isolated, and I really don't know who I am right now. I haven't had sex in 6 months and can't even begin to think about how I might find myself in a dating situation ever again.

How do I recover from this disaster that has erased everything about me that I thought made me myself?

>>686685943
Give him that fine Indian ass of yours.

My side bitch is getting clingy but I don't want to stop because she fucks like a pornstar and loves anal.

>>686685299
i dont want to break her down. i jus want her to cut.. itd be cute without the e

>>686685850
Yeah I'll let it go for tonight if she doesn't message me.

She's my neighbor though so I'll see her around anyways. Small town and I'm a recovering alchy so I can't really meet people the conventional way.

Honestly I've never had a relationship before so it's hard for me to detect if she was flirting, but she certainly didn't say no to my advances.

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My girlfriend and I are in a long distance relationship. We're planning to meet some time in the near future, and she is quite sexual. She says she would be disappointed if we didn't have sex when we meet, which, I guess is understandable, but it shouldn't really be a problem if we don't, right? I'm a 16 y/0 virgin and I don't really care much for sex, and we have had arguments about this a lot and it's really putting me off wanting to meet her. I'd try to talk to her about it but it would just result in more arguments. Help.

>>686684623
cant solve that one
>>686684789
Join groups, volunteer at animal shelters, read in the park and look for other people alone
>>686684808
where people meet doesnt affect the nature of a relationship
>>686684933
go to omegle college chat, make up a story about yourself that is funny enough to be worth telling but flattering to you.
Talk to girls and ask them for an embarrassing story about them, then tell yours.
Work on it until it makes sense and is fun to listen to.
The important part is to make the focus of the story some social aspect unrelated to sex but include sex in there relevant to the story.
You talked about sex without seeming like a thirsty creep and got the girl ready to share similar stories, easy from there.

>>686680660

I want to watch my fiancé take another guys dick. She's done it before but is hesitant to do it again. How do I convince her she wants to take a fat one?

>>686686072
I'm not Indian I'm Polish. I'm not going to fuck a dude.

I'm stuck in the fucking Marine Corps for the next 3 years.
Camp Pendleton was supposed to be the promised land. But I get here and it's just kinda boring.

Ex and I are still in love with each other and want to be together. My family hates her, hers hates me (I hate hers).

>>686686430
If you're in Poland you really don't have much of a choice. Take the job and run, hope he retires soon.

>>686685703
She's not asexual. She's just bored. Give her a break.
>>686685714
No problem here. Don't hurry up reaching goals. Find a nice girl who loves to spend time with you, and do the same enjoying yourself as much as you can.
I lost my virginity at 21 and I had to try three times before being able to get erect and have sex. Spent two nice years with that girl after that, she was one year younger than me and lost her virginity when 14.

>>686686430
I've fucked a dude and it's awesome

>>686686555
Trips confirmed. Bite the pillow.

>>686686430
Have you checked (these dubs) around in other nearby countries for jobs in your field?
I have some polish relatives who commute out of Warsaw to some other less poor europoor country is the only reason I ask.

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Okay, I will let it out, just because I'm in the mood...

Long story short, my parents divorced, my dad I'm pretty sure is an undiagnosed bi-polar, he always swings between happy and fucking angry, he even threatened to kill my mom once, needless to say the divorce didn't end well for him.
Now I see him and I'm really sad, I see a broken old man, a former farmer that never got to adapt to living in the city, living alone, only working, the only thing he knows how to do, work. He is normal now, he has softened a lot (isn't angry all the time, damn he even tells some jokes every now and then), but I still worry about him, I don't want to lose him, but he is just so... fragile now. He has no-one but me (the closest to him) and my sisters... he doesn't even speak to his siblings (they're worse than him, most are really ill btw, different sicknesses), so even though he has been really mean to everyone, I don't want anything bad to happen to him, even tho' he sometimes is a pain in the ass.

So, what do I do? help him in whatever way I can or just... do a Homer-Grandpa Simpson on him?

>>686684971
Have they led you astray?
>>686685041
Then keep dating her until you do or just say she is pretending you didnt have sex after you break up.
>>686685069
could be could be friendly banter. I'd be much more direct and leave the comfort zone of your in jokes
>>686685118
Cut yourself
>>686685143
think of it like fishing. You really want a fish, but jerking the line before you get a bite will never help.
Strive to be the one who seems more aloof. If you only text her rarely and she stops texting back, she probably doesnt like you.
One text of hey, we still hanging out is fine, but even if she doesnt text back for a month, dont initiate again.

>>686685215
stop doing that and do other things
>>686685269
Stop being his friend and stop sharing sex stories with him and asking if hes bi. If it continues then, tell him youre uncomfortable, if its still weird then tell a higher up

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>>686686506
I live in Canada now. This job is my bread and butter I would be broke if I took on anything else. I make my own schedule and take off however much time I want. If he retires it won't be for another 5 years. He's like this with everyone and nobody says a thing but he's taken a special liking to me for some reason.

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I'm far too fucking ugly to ever get a girlfriend. I'm popular with everyone, always have been so it's not personality. Never been a poorfag, so it's not because of that. I'm just too ugly. I'm now 28 years old. Obviously the older I get, the uglier I will get. I can see no way out, but I don't want to be lonely anymore. Pic related

>>686685269
You are flirting with him.
You deserve this.
I hope he'll drunk rape you in a painfull way.

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That pic is too dark. Here another

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>>686687144
I can't stop being his friend. I see him everyday for 12 hours a day at work. I have tried to not respond to his texts but then I hear about it at work. He is the higher up. It's a smaller company with about 120 employees working in healthcare and he owns it.

>>686685427
What do you do? Does he pay you that much without the ability to get that pay elsewhere?
>>686685555
thats normal
>>686685588
thats fine, just dont act on it, it will go away in a year or so
>>686685700
if you want it then do it
>>686685703
Tell her sex is important to you and you cant date without it, then breakup
>>686685714
fake it, dont tell them youre a virgin and they'll just assume youre bad at sex. Not a big deal
>>686685820
Assuming youre a girl, have him lay on his back, and you lay on your back over him. Use his hand to masturbate, or hold his hand and a toy on you. Pretend you are doing it to tease him but really you are showing him how to get you off. He'll eventually like it and then do that during sex.

>>686685830
My mentality is, put my gf in situations where she might cheat on purpose, like a test. I dont have time to waste on cheaters. If my girl cant go out with her friends without sucking dick, I dont want to date her. Also, a girl can text you while she gets ploughed in the ass, so requiring frequent texts is pointless.

>>686687228
I'm not flirting with him I'm being nice to him. This guy is kind of intimating when he talks to you and he literally signs my paychecks. If he keeps all this up I'll straight up tell him. At least if he fires me or something I'll have all these texts to back me up,

>>686687553
Not OP btw

From one /b/ro to another /b/ro.

I've seen uglier (fake)ghetto-ass guys with a GF, and hotter dudes lonelier than us. My guess is that it has something to do with your personality. Apparently I'm too shy for some girls, so never got past a hookup even tho' I want something serious. Maybe you're too shy/socially awkward/needy.

You can do it, just change a few things.

BTW, don't get sad if a girl rejects you. What works with one may not work with another, after all they're as diverse as us guys in terms of what we want.

Also maybe lowering your standards will help, unless we're a Kalvin Klein model or a billionaire we won't get to have a supermodel. Trust me, I want to be with one too, but it just won't happen, so just be realistic in terms of what can you catch.

>>686680660
I am seriously considering shooting up my school. I have guns, but I need to do more. I don't want this to be some pussy ass shooting that only kills 1 person. I can probably make some homemade explosives, but I want this to be unique and memorable. What should I do?

>>686685850
Possibly wanting you to take charge. Here's something you can try:

You:Hey, want to meet up saturday night or sunday?
Her: Can't, sorrry, Soo busy with this thing :( :(
You:Ok, cool, see ya
Her:Heyy, we can still talk
You:I'll text you later, gotta focus on this thing
Her:Ok

Then dont text her till she texts you. She will think she is about to miss her chance if she likes you and if she doesn't like you then she'll never text back, so no loss.

>>686687191

Not OP here but sounds like you just got no game dude. Learn to dress nice/match your style or get a style if you don't have one. Once you get more game/confidence, you'll find someone if that's really what you want.

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>>686687780
Healthcare. He has contracts with all the local hospitals that nobody else in the city has. I could find a similar job in another city but I would have to commute for an hour and take a $10/hr pay cut.

how do i get my girlfriend to fuck allday everyday red & blue?

>>686688681
kys best option

>>686688508
I'm not shy. I'm not socially awkward. Seriously, not at all. I have loads of friends, including females. I get immediately friendzoned by every girl I've ever met. I've mentioned the fact that I'm too ugly to a few of my closest friends, both male and female. They all say I'm not, but I can see the look of pity in their eyes. They're lying to me. I'm getting very fucking close to ending it, I don't want to be miserable anymore

>>686688544
Oh good. That's pretty much exactly what I was going to do.
It may also be that she's kind of nervous about talking to her mother about dating
(she's 20 and the eldest of 7 and has to watch the younger ones regularly)
I just really want this one to work out because my last two were absolutely batshit and she seems so sane.

>>686688885
Can you give me some advice that I haven't thought of already?

>>686680660
This:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Yh_lyhG4eM

My crush of 6 years has no interest in me. It hurts when I see her flirting with other guys

>>686689012

Implies having friends doesn't make you socially awkward.
Socially awkward could mean you don't recognize your awkwardness.

>>686689350
Cut your fucking hair and work out, working out raises your test levels and losing fat lowers estrogen levels.

>>686689350

Trim ya eyebrows get a better haircut find something to be confident about yourself in get the fuck off the internet you dumbass

>>686686036
Throw yourself into something. Running, weigh lifting, piano, any of those things you see people go nuts over, try a few and go to classes and dont be afraid to make a fool of yourself, you will eventually find something life defining, which is what it seems you are missing.
>>686686104
Act clingy too, make her drown in sappy shit from you. She wants what she cant have probably
>>686686352
If you are uncomfotable having sex, dont. Dont let her pressure you. simple as that, you dont have to explain yourself.
>>686686359
make it a point of ego for her?Tell her how sexy she looks when she does it? Make it a role playing game?
>>686686474
boring is way better than what most people your age have
>>686686496
your family should respect your wishes and not be able to dictate your behavior
>>686686739
I'd help whatever way you can. Do things he likes, try to get him more involved in things
>>686687191
I see girls with uglier guys then that all the time. Keep trying, hard to give tips without details of your interaction with women. Good generic advice is treat them exactly like you treat guys but be receptive when they flirt.
>>686687621
Decide if putting up with it is worth the money, would he fire you if you straight up told him to stop?

>>686689585
No, I mean I make friends with basically everyone I meet. I have an extremely active social life. It's just that there's not a single girl on this entire fucking planet that finds me even remotely attractive.

>>686685427
>bromo
>wish you were here

You are a closet faggot, try sucking your boses cawk then ask for a raise... if u no wat I mean

I tried to have a conversation with a girl I liked on the last day of school but it was really awkward and had long pauses but she kept keeping it going somehow and it pains me that she was so nice and I was just being pathetic but I can't stop thinking of it and how her and I will never talk again
tl;dr how do I stop being a awkward beta boy

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I hate myself which makes me hate everyone else and pretty much everything. The only reason I'm alive is because the impact suicide would have on those who know me.

Also I hate my job but I don't think it's specifically the place I'm working. Doing anything 5 days a week for extended periods of time bores the hell out of me. I don't want to do anything that much.

>>686688537
Get help and realize the attention you get from that wouldnt be respect.
>>686689063
She could be legit busy then
>>686688681
you dont look bad at all.
>>686688828
Do more exciting things, hiking etc, then get into the habit of fucking afterwards, then start doing two things a day
>>686689541
Realise you wont have her and having a 6 year crush is a mental issue
>>686690310
Practice talking to people you arent interested in, then talk exact same way to people you are

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>>686689854
I'm putting up with it right now. I have bills I need to pay. I don't think he would fire me I have too much experience. He does control our hours though. We work 12 hour shifts and he basically decides how long they are. Some people he doesn't like he sends home after 4-6 hours. I get my full 12 everytime. He could cut back my hours but I hope he wouldn't.

>>686685186
I'm now waiting for her response after she reads it if I die it's going to be of a heart attack so just act like I killed myself.

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>>686690283
That's him saying it, but honestly I wish I was gay cause if I did suck his dick I would get a raise for sure.

>>686680660
I'm ugly

>>686690737
Be excited
>>686690851
more improtant things in life. Most people are ugly when they are old, lots of happy old people

>>686689970
bruh tbh the more you say, the more you're sounding like a sidekick.

Like, I'm picturing the dude who's friends with a lot of people for being chill/comes up with some funny shit on occasion, but is super beta or a follower or just generally a pretty nice guy.

It's not a bad thing, but if you're looking to date a girl, you gotta stand out somehow. If it's not your looks, than do cool shit that impresses people. I mean, why else would someone wanna date/fuck you?

I'm also gonna guess that your friends who are girls think you're funny and nice and shit, but don't view you as "desirable."
As the other anon said, this is personality based man. You can have a great personality and be undesirable.

I have a fucking shit weirdass personality, but once you learn how to play the game, you can totally get chicks if you know who to look for and what your "specialty" is.

I'm super-sensitive understanding/do chick things and they find it charming. The difference is, you gotta be confident and make it like, you're a fuckin' glorious peacock alpha wolf.

Play guitar? Be a fuckin' virtuoso and be a little arrogant on occasion. Talk some shit about people who suck, but respectfully to prove you're above them. Shit like that.

>>686690531
I don't want respect. I want vengeance

>>686691452
Vengence because they didnt respect you most likely.

The world doesnt owe you kindness. None of those stupid teenagers deserve vengeance. You're convincing yourself they deserve it so you can be righteously indignant,

>>686691161
My heart is beating so fucking fast but she hasn't read it.

>>686691840
Answer this

>>686691303
Mate, you just described my entire life. But nothing works. Nothing. It MUST because too ugly, that's it. I see no way to change this. And nobody who I talk to actually understands. People say shit like "we've all been there, we all feel lonely sometimes", but they have never felt the way I feel, because they've had relationships, they get boy/girlfriends. I play guitar, I DJ regularly at a couple of my local pubs, I'm smart, funny, got money, dress well. So it just boils down to me being ugly. And it's not like I can start lifting and that will change it. My fucking disgusting face will still be the same. I feel sick every time I look in the mirror, and I really don't know what to do anymore. I go out with friends and act happy all the time, when really I'm basically dead inside. Someone told me I need to see a doctor for depression, bit that's not gonna help either. Throwing tablets down my throat isn't gonna change my fucking hideous, repulsive face. I am fucked, and the worst part is I don't even have the balls to kill myself, so I'm probably gonna live a long, miserable life. Fuck.

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>>686689854
Yes, my life is undefined. Throwing myself into one of those things would be helpful. I must have been unclear. The past three years has taken everything I thought I knew about myself away from me. I used to have passions and interests, I used to passionately engage in what I thought was meaningful. When I decided to have children it was with the understanding that I could leverage what I believed were my strengths to make up for the fact that I never had a dad. When my kids' mother left, and then used my weaknesses (bipolar disorder, bad at housekeeping, occasional problems with my meds) to take my kids away from me, I had abandon all of the things I liked about myself in order to fight her. 1) I'm honest and communicative - fuel for the torches 2) I'm weird and always have been - courts see this as instability 3) I take responsibility - I've never disparaged her publicly, but she systematically destroyed my reputation with my friends 4) I know all of these weird things about myself and have maintained a high level of self esteem by seeing how well I work with my difficulties as a desirable trait, but now that I have to hide all of my weirdness for fear of it being brought up in court, I come across as insecure and fragile. 5) I can't be honest in new relationships just in case it doesn't work out and my weirdness comes up in court again.

Is this my fate? I have to protect myself from a pathological narcissist who will destroy me if it suits her needs and I couldn't bear to lose my kids. I feel like my only option is to hide and isolate myself.

>>686692482
I've even asked many girls out, and gone out on what I thought were dates with them, only to later find out that they "don't like me that way". Ffs

>>686692783
I would be honest in the future, your ex sounds like a harpy, not everyone is that bad

>>686693229
You have to be blunt. Its comfortable to ask them of a date jokingly so you have an out but much better to waste no ones time and just say what you want.

>>686692482
Nah dude it's fuckin' hard but it's possible.

Sounds like you really just dislike yourself a lot. I'm reading a lot of self-loathing or self-consciousness. Like, why do you think you're so damn ugly to begin with?

On occasion I think I'm pretty ugly too, but then I'm like, "oh. nah, i'm not that bad." and I've also been with some girls that other dudes would kill for.

Are your standards too high man? Like, are you saying, "I'm too ugly to date a 10/10"?
Man, why would you even want that shit? Like, to look cool?
Think about it man: There are probably some chicks out there who feel the same as you. CHICKS THAT WOULD DO YOU. CHICKS THAT ARE HOLDING THAT SHIT IN TOO.

But you're kinda right in a way. It isn't gonna work unless you stop putting it down to the fact that you're ugly. Benedict Cumberbatch is one ugly fucker but look how sought after he is. He doesn't even question that shit.

>>686680660
I have no clue about how to flirt with women, I'm not a funny person at all.

>>686693386
If I wasn't such a pussy, I'd have been dead a long time ago. But I can't do it. So I'll live the rest of my life watching all of my friends get in and out of relationships, while I go home alone every night and cry myself to sleep. I wish I could end it, I really do

I am shit at School. how to get dem good grades?

>>686693479
The reason I know I'm ugly is because that's what all the evidence points to. I tick all the other boxes, personality, fashion, money. The only thing left is looks. Process of elimination. And I don't want a 10/10. I am a 0/10, so I can't get anyone

>>686680660

I just recently let someone die when I could have helped him.

The family doesn't know yet

>>686692783
Yo, do you have anyone close, friends, family, coworkers, anyone who could possibly testify on behalf of your character???

I'm dealing with this exact same shit while I'm young, but fortunately, I don't have kids involved. Also, my ex's parents are a Godsend and know that their daughter is p fucked up. That being said, she's still trying to slander me. I'm super grateful for my friends who know my character well enough.

As I said, the kids complicate this into a serious mess because you can't just jump ship. But that's why I ask about any close friends.

>>686693641
Then dont be something you aren't. Be serious and impressive.
>>686693705
what do you have to lose if non existense is on the table?
>>686693775
study without distractions until you recite everything you need to know

>>686694112
why?

>>686693479
And yes, I hate myself. I'm disgusted by my face, which is the only part of me that I cannot change. My life is fucked

>>686694339
I have nothing to lose whatsoever. I'm just too scared, that's it

I'm a faggot , but I think most women are cunts and can't stand the thought of being in a relationship with one.

Also best way to lowkey get pics of chicks I'm in a locker room with ?

>>686694622
One trick you can try is to pretend you are someone else controlling your body and your words. You are an outside observer deciding what you will do, but you dont really care either way,
>>686694694
so you are a gay woman? You said most, find one that isnt

>>686694413

He took my girl of four years away from me. He made his mother cry on multiple occasions, he took advantage of people and then left them behind his entire life, he was an all around bad guy.

>>686694910
Dont its a cheesy powerplay that builds a toxic mentality. Earn the vag you have pics of.

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>>686694098
Dude, have you seen the episode of Spongebob where he thinks he's ugly by process of elimination? This is exactly what you're fucking doing. If you haven't go watch the episode idgaf if it's a kids cartoon you're on /b/ so whatever.

Your response is so damn self-defeating and accepting this as fact. This seems definitely next level self-consciousness about your appearance. Poppin' pills from a doctor about depression could help but probably not. You gotta talk this shit through with someone who can help you get to the root of this because, dude you're not that bad looking. Like, you're no model but holy fuck man chill.

For real, getting a girl really isn't entirely about appearance. Just look up pick-up-artist shit, look up The Game, etc, like, if you REALLY want to get a girl you have to accept that it really isn't look-based as long as you're not like, severely impaired and people don't turn their eyes away from you because you're so offensively hideous (and you're not).

>>686694953
My face is still repulsive tho, how would that ever work?>>686694995

>>686694995
How does it make you feel thinking of what you've done?

>>686694953
I say most because I haven't met all women . Faggotty female

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>>686694146
I probably do have some people I can trust and rely on, but I'm so afraid of being open. She was pretty effective at turning everyone against me. And when you have mental health issues you are immediately assumed to be a bad person. I really can't talk to anybody for fear that it's going to be used against me.

>>686695100
Did you show a pic of your face?

>>686680660
I love my sister in law
I need sex with her.

>>686695169
It felt good at the time, but guilt piles on every day

>>686695266
I did
>>686687553

>>686694496
link to the episode is at vimeo / 87048642

i dont find my wife attractive anymore but still love her. we dont have sex at all

>>686680660
How to prove that Hadamard matrix of order 4k exists for every positive integer k?

>>686695243
Sounds like you need a no nonsense kind of lesbian, I know lots of those from college
>>686695346
Love and sex are different, do you need it more than a healthy family relationship?
>>686695364
Do you believe he deserved it? You were put in a difficult situation, I dont blame you for having trouble with it.
>>686695452
Youre not repulsive looking

I'm a manlet
And I'm traumatized by that

>>686695096
I didn't become self defeating overnight. This has built up over many, many years of rejection. I have no one to talk it through with, because no one I know actually understands. They tell me I'm not ugly, bit they're lying. O can see the pity in their eyes, they feel sorry for me. And while it's not all aboyt looks, it is mostly about looks. That is the way the world works and good looking people, hell even normal looking people don't see that

>>686695625
Of course I am. I disgust myself. The worst part is, all of my family are good looking. Both of my brothers get loads of girls. I'm the fucking runt of the family

>>686695625
Beforehand, I would have said that no one deserves to die for their moral choices, and although yes, he did make some choices that caused physical harm to other people, most of his character flaws were just personality quirks that would eventually lead him down a worse path and he would eventually have hurt other people. I feel as though my thought process at the time was sound (we were urb-exing at night, I was nervous) but as time goes on, it starts to hit me more and more that I directly caused the potential for a good, human life to disintegrate. I can't imagine what his family will go through when they find out.

>>686695499
Can't see how a cartoon will help. No matter what message it's trying to convey, in the real world looks do matter. And mine are so bad that I've never had a girlfriend, and I've only had sex twice, both times with different, drunk girls who I didn't know

My dick isn't big enough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04Ra2MzewkY

>>686695893
The world does prefer attractive people, so what? Are chicks/being physically desirable the ONLY important things in your life?

If so, start over. Just close that chapter man. If you've already accepted defeat, stop fucking lying in your own filth. You're intellectually jacking off.
Accept "I'm too ugly to get chicks. The world prefers physically desirable people." Move on. Do something else. Focus on your DJ shit. Focus on something for YOU. Believe me, unless you have dependency issues or are a sex addict or something, it's not that great. Like it's fun and cool and feels self-affirmative, but it really doesn't fuckin matter.

We don't live in caveman times, and even if we did, you could probably kill me physically lol. Feudal/Rural medieval times? You could buy a wife for a goat. Like, no matter how far back in society you go, it really doesn't fuckin matter dude.

>>686697393
It matters to me. I feel empty. All this shit I do, guitar, DJ, computer programmer, all of it is hobbies because I'm lonely. No one who has ever had a girlfriend will understand this. I don't know what it feels like to be in a relationship. Sex is basically a mystery to me. I'm 28 years old, that's not normal. And, to top it all off, I'm too much of a pussy to an hero. I don't know what to do with myself, I really don't

>>686680660
I've been taking care of my mother since I was 13 because of a brain injury. She always gets really mean whenever I bring women to my house and they dont stick around too long after that. my dad is still married to her but he said he hates me and her. He was never really a father to me and once when I asked him when I was a kid why he doesnt talk to me he said once your 18 I'll talk to you so we can smoke pot together and talk. I was 16 when I confronted him aobut never talking to me. Turned 18 and he started talking to me as promised but only if we smoke pot. I dont like smoking pot so we never really talked until just recently. is my dad an alien?

I'm gay and my family is going to throw me out if they find out

>>686680660
my gf never wants to bang

>>686682189
m8 i have the same problem...

>>686697956
at least your parents dont actively try to sabotage your relationships with friends and women. you have no idea what kind of hell that is. I'm forced to take care of my mother because of a brain injury and my father refuses to help in any way. I would definitly be a mass murderer if I didnt care about people so much. you have no idea of what kind of suffering is out there.

>>686699694
At least you get relationships. I have no relationships for my parents to try and sabotage. Ever. And I'm 28 years old.

>>686682189
her friend likes you

I just want to eat some pussy tonight!

>>686699935
at least your parent are complete loons so you do at least have a relationship with them. relationships dont last very long for me and I have quit trying. at least you have your family. my mother is not capable of a convversation in any normal capacity and my father just blames all his problems on me and her. hes a drunk and a drug addict but at least he pays her medical bills. They should have divorced a long time ago but its benificial for my dad to just cheat and stay married. He resents his own family and is pretty much bran damaged himself. it could be worse for you so cheer up.

>>686700595
parents arent*

>>686700595
Father is long dead. Mother is alcoholic. I have two brothers, both alpha cunts who I never see and they're embarrassed by me. So, y'know, not that great...but I feel for ya mate

>>686680660
when you offend someone you love, what do you do?

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>>686700938
its a sad sad world man I feel for you too. stay strong.

>>686680660
Sauce? Filename looks like Imgur but can't find it.

Caught gf sexting older coworker for a couple months. Want to leave but not sure.

>>686701329
apologize?

>>686702303
lol dont be beta leave you have no obligation to stay with a slut. She'll just wear down your ego anyway. move on before you get cucked hard.

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Im a kissless virgin at the age of 27 and a half. I dont want a cheap fuck but rather a meaningful relationship. I have no idea where to start, how to start, and how i bring up the fact I have no experience what so ever.

>>686702520
baby steps. meet a girl then go from there. make it clear you are interested in her from the start or you'll get friend zoned.

>>686702660
To expand on that, how do you bring that up without sounding like a fucking creep or dropping spaghetti?

>>686702660
forgot to mention pussy is pussy so lower your standards and start at the bottom. then you can lvl up with her friends or just by gaining confidence.
>>686703526
lower your standards. there are women out there just as lonely as you that would appreciate the company. you'll know when they like you.

got any more pics i wanna jack off

>>686688681
the steps
1 cut hair
2 fucking smile geez
3 dont wear v necks
4 dont wear pink
5 get rid of skyrim maps
6 download tinder make a cool page
7 get laid
8 post her nudes on here

>>686703526
if a girl is talking to you she is probably at least a little interested in you. the, you can have friends that are the opposite sex is a meme. just keep lowing them standards your lvl 1 in an mmo thats been played to hell. you got a late start so just start with the low lvl mobs. fatties are almost always down to fuck. your late to the game you got nothing to lose. you may even get rejected by fatties and thats ok dont take it hard and just move on to the next. dont try this stuff on people you will have to be around every day. online dating is a good start because most of them are as desperate as you are.

>>686703526
also its totally acceptable to lie your ass off to get laid they expect it. fake it till you make it. I've developed a fetish for butterfaces and have a hell of a good time with them.

I have no idea how to hold a conversation with women. Like seriously nothing pops up. I draw a blank. Have no idea how people do this.

How do I admit to someone I need help? Like Therapy help without coming off like a whiny faggot

Im really addicted to league of legends till the point i want from gold1 to high master/low challenger, thanks to this im about to lose my scholarship in univ since im about to fail an entire semester

>>686705258
try drugs or alcohol. theres a reason its so popular.

>>686706074
sell your computer and get a toaster that cant play games for college work.

>>686680660
k I haven't had an actual relationship but have quite a bit of casual hookups, pretty shredded (workout a lot) apparently i don't notice girls checking me out according to friends. wtf is wrong with me? I talk to chicks all the time but never seem motivated to go anywhere with them. whenever I like someone I just tell myself that it doesn't matter Ill just waste their time. Help?..

>>686706929
Also Ive never vented this much before. Im really enclosed and don't talk about my feelings with literally anyone.

Don't try to replace Alice, faggot.

>>686704273
9 ???
10 Profit

>>686705023
yeah but see i dont want that. Call me naive.

>>686680660
my friend is a girl and she blocked me from talking to her. we started talking about dating stuff and she got uncomfortable which is why she did it.

Im pretty sure shes bipolar and that this is a result of her being mentally unbalanced cause shes pulled shit like this in the past.

Its been a month and shes still ignoring me. I need to talk to her about her issue cause id rather her get help than continue to be a complete mess. wat do

>>686706404
I need a computer for my electrical engineering works xd

>>686680660
Can't figure out what to do with my life. Hell, I can't even find a fucking job.

>>686706929
>>686707073
lower the standards. also best advice is when a girl sees someone that is attractive they get the same nervousness. but if you need the advantage go for chicks that are below your power lvl it builds confidence. just dont let your friends in on what your doing or they will shit on you. also get new friends. they are the ones you should be meeting girls through. if this isnt the case they will either cockblock or talk shit on you because they have no confidence.

>>686707441
you dont need a dedicated graphics card for that do you?

>>686707308
naive. you can find love later but right now you need confidence. girls love confidence. one way to gain confidence is through sexual conquests and experience. the first time you make a girl cum will change your life.

>>686707727
eh thanks anon I honestly wasn't even expecting someone to respond, I really do appreciate the advice. Seriously gave me some things to think about and reconsider

7 year relationship ended because ex went full feminazi on me. Decided to go and fuck because she was upset that I told her to calm down during an argument over something stupid.

I sometimes think about death. Losing my mom and dad and having to cope with that horrible feeling. I don't want those days to come.

what do you do when you feel like you love someone and they don't want anything to do with you?

this has happend twice to me in the past 3 or 4 years and its basically been my only experience with women and it bums me out a lot.

i feel very unwanted even if it isnt true.

>>686708443
one last thing get a tan. bitches love tans and wear pastels once you get one. not even joking.

>>686709037
Thank you, expert. Do you really believe half the shit coming out of your mouth?

Massive crush on a girl that I talk to multiple times a week she knows a like her and has got me so deep in the friendzone that sometimes our close convos make me think she's hitting on me and I don't know what to do. In b4 your fucked

>>686702520
>>686703917
Yeah there's nothing wrong with starting with a slightly ugly chick, good practice is a girl with low self esteem if you can find one, mostly cause you can just lie to them about how much u love them and care for them all that good noise, or actually mean it either way, lower standards are good practice

>>686680660
I need help waking up in the morning. What should I do?

>>686708907
dont associate with women unless its in a romantic capacity or on a professional lvl.
>>686709568
wasnt talking to you was I. and how could you poissibly thing getting a tan is a bad idea for attracting women. oh thats right your a neckbeard fedora faggot.

im currently 225 pounds

I need to lose weight but I enjoy drinking and eating to much.

I am stronger than , 3,4,5 plate lifts in bench squat dead

just need to cut but i hate it, i need help, need to lose like 30 pounds

>>686709710
>>686708190
>>686703917
thanks for the motivational advice.

To be frank its not that my standards get in the way, its that i simply never attempted it and now im finding myself desiring a meaningful relationship with someone I could love and be loved in return.

>>686710019
gunna have to drink pisswater. Michelobe ultra light is best but you can start with budlight platnum for the extra alcohol then transition over to ultralight. also only drink once on the weekend.

>>686710019
take up cycling.

Last summer I lost 57 lbs doing that shit. Its quite fun if you get into it. I went from 357 to 300, now im back up to 312 with more muscle then ever, but still need to lose a lot more over this summer.

Get a nice bike in the 400$ range and hit the trails.

Avoid the cheap shit.

>>686710248
you'll find love eventually as long as your putting yourself out there. just dont get to jaded.

>>686710522
too*

>>686680660
My problem is that you guys aren't voting here
http://www.strawpoll.me/10338753
VOTE NOW

My ex-coworker had a crush on me so we went out and fucked a few times. Then she said she wasn't ready and just wanted to be fuckbuddies, then later she said I only liked her because of her body.
Honestly I gave up and don't talk to her anymore, too confusing. Should I do something else instead?

>>686709920
>dont associate with women unless its in a romantic capacity or on a professional lvl.
I should expand on this. you are lying to yourself and them that you want to be friends. you want to date them and you should make that known from the beginning you arent fooling anyone pretending you just want to be friends.

I was in a relationship with a girl for about 5 years. Somewhere in that time we had a kid. Also during the 5 year window I had cheated several times. She forgave me for them. But it took its tole and now we are apart. After realizing why I did it I have stopped completely. I want to be with her. But now that we are split apart. I see her doing everything I did when I was sneaking around. I don't know what to do guys. We are sort of fixing things. But knowing what she's doing. I don't know if I should keep going. - T

>>686710884
>Should I be doing something else instead?
sounds like you already are or are you holding something back here?

>>686709645
>>686711274
Could you please help?

I have a group of good friends. For a while i've had a crush on one of them and some of the others know except for the the grill i like. The problem is that the ones that know don't want us to get together because it might "disrupt the group dynamic" and they think that if we break up things will be awkward between us. It's a risk that i am considering because i truly feel happy with this grill. I've never felt this way with any other grill. If we can get together, should we keep it a secret for a while, tell the rest of the group, not do it at all, or whatever you suggest?

>>686711274
I've been hanging out with my best in his last days in the city.
About the girl I tried messaging her a few times but she only replies every few days or so, so I haven't tried in a week.

>>686711094
try an honest open relationship you might both like it or realize you both hate it. by open I mean you can date whoever you want along side her. at worst it will get you a few 3somes and you'll know you honestly tried.
>>686711509
just make the move to kiss her. just get it over with.

>>686711663
sounds like its time to move on honestly.

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I have a hot TA in my gym class that i think wants to fuck me but every chance i get to talk to her she walks away or becomes busy as fuck with stuff to do or is talking to other people when i come by. She seems like shes flirting with me but i'm oblivious as fuck with that shit. also i'm a freshman and shes a junior. what do?

>>686711759
We are really close but I feel if I try that and she stops talking to me I'll lose myself is there any other way that dosent have a chance at destroying us?

most efficient way to kill myself? No one should notice where I have gone, find my body or link disappearance to my family & friends.

>>686712039
a girl that is interested in you will make it obvious just start ignoring her. sometimes they do a 180 when they realize whats going on. one thing girls hate is being rejected.

>>686712139
just do it you will regret it maybe for the rest of your life if you dont.

>>686685714
I lost my virginity at ~22. Then I had sex everyday for months with my first girlfriend. Don't stress it.

>>686712317
to expand on this they may just fuck you to avoid it. I know it sounds retarded as fuck but it happens all the time.

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>>686684511
like >>686685866
says, you may have a treatable condition.
The weird shit going on probably won't stop until you deal with it. See a therapist or a regular doctor, if you have insurance. If you don't have insurance, get some.

> if USA
> healthcare.gov m8

>>686712443
I guess I'm just a faggot that thinks about all the negatives in a situation and can't see what could happen as a positive

I simply don't give a fuck anymore, and haven't for years. People are expecting me to do things with my life but I have no plans to do anything except drift along until I die. I don't necessarily want a solution to that, but tell me, how the fuck do I stop coming to this website every day when I literally have nothing better to do and this place seems like the best possible way to spend my time.

>>686686352
enjoy your ban faggot

>>686680660
>>686711599
Plz halp

>>686688681
if grill, not too bad. 6/10

if boy, probably kys

>>686712710
do it or you'll be a virgin for life. kiss that bitch like you love her. its gets much easier to get rejected after you start going for it. they wont hate you for it ever. you cant blame a guy for trying.

>>686705258
Just start with simple name age where there were born hobbies food movies t.v and just crack jokes here in there

>>686713051
The main reason I struggle with doing that is because I got shut down a year ago when we didn't know each other as well, I know I'm a faggot

>>686685714
Don't worry bro, I lost mine at 25. You'll get there

>>686680660
trying to find the green room copy on the net....no luck

>>686711965
Yeah, I guess so too.

>>686713394
if your trying to be friends lying about how you feel isnt genuine. its time to try again. I know you think she is your world but you have to be real especially if you are in love with her. its not going to go well if you arent true to yourself and her. its time to shit or get off the pot. if she rejects you then its time to go. there is no reason to pretend you are friends. you love her. show her that you do.

>>686713840
Yolo I guess

>>686714022
if she's single she may have been waiting this whole time for you. is it fair to keep her waiting when you should be together? go for it bruh nothing left to lose. you love her go for it.

>>686710276
Only beer I drink is Bud Light, Im canadian so alc is expensive as fuck, so we go over to the states once a month and pick up like 18 cases and just pay duty. But ya, its discipline, no discipline at the moment.

>>686710456
I was last summer, I borrowed my uncles bike, I did enjoy it but the closest trail is like a 15 min drive, Biking the canal is so boring and I feel like i am going to get mugged. But I have been wanting to buy a bike.

>>686680660
i whiped my dick out on my friends causin as a joke....and she actully sucked it......should i tell her

>>686714476
michelob is only 60 calories bud lights like 100 something.

>>686714647
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! also props for accidental blowjob youre like a legend in some parts of the world.

>>686712978
So I could pass as a trap?

>>686680768
Find something no one is good at, make it up even.

I was shot in the dick in paintpall. The last time I masturbated, about 2 hours after I got back from paintball, my left nut hurt like a bitch when I came.

>>686715566
only option is kys.

>>686680660
depressed. 7 years. Still alive. what can I do?

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bought a 4k tv.

>>686680660
I've been talking to this girl who seems to like me but she still lives with her mom (her dad is gone or dead, she dodges the question all the time when I ask about him). Her mom says no as long as she's under her roof she needs to study (we're both in college majoring in history). What do I do? I don't have my license (long story) so how do I get with her? I haven't met her mom yet but I can't make up an excuse to

>>686715895
insist. press the issue. if that doesnt work stop talking to her. college girls dont actually listen to thier mothers so its some kind of game for sure.

Girlfriend has had a sexual history with older dudes. Bothers me a lot, but it shouldn't. How to stop being a fag?

My best friend's dad recently passed away of throat cancer than spread to his lungs. The night of his memorial service, my whole family got drunk in memory of him. Seeing as I'm the only one who didn't drink, I had to help them all get inside and clean up their puke and other messes. I went to the laundry room to let my dogs out, and my dachshund was dead on the floor. I've been struggling with a ton of problems lately ranging from depression, to lust, to a lack of initiative. I'm looking for a job but nobody is hiring anyone without any experience. I'm sorry this is long, but this is only a fraction of what's going on in my life. I wish it were death sometimes.

>>686716215
as long as she isnt talking about them to you, you should probably just kys.

>>686684460
Probably 70% of this is your perception of it

>>686716298
stop lying about your life. stop lying so much in general things will change for you. just because someone doent call you out on your bullshit to your face doent mean they dont think youre a joke.