>>686679459
Hicks.

bump for interest

rednecks?

>>686679459
Rednecks.

Although the boat riding wear is a bit off.

>>686679667
Nah hicks can't afford shit like that.

>>686679459
i think they're bros. they sound like bros

>>686679783
>>686679667
Yea for sure hicks are poor ignorant dirt dwellers. These fucks have money somehow

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You know what this means OP, we've gotta start a new word.

66 decides, like Route 66.

>pic unrelated it's my fingerbox

>>686679667
Actual hicks are much more discreet. Those are just wannabe rednecks.

>>686679954
Cricker

>>686679687
Apparently this thing called bayou country super fest is happening right Now and has flooded my campus with ass wipes

>>686679954
jams

boatcocks

>>686680300
reroll for boat cocks

>>686679954
jims

>>686679459
trash
tiny penis owners
faggots

borefish

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>>686679459

>HILLRODS

>>686679958
>Those are just wannabe rednecks.

That is one of the more depressing sentences I've ever read.

cabinboys

>>686679459
I believe the correct term is parrotheads. Sounds like the assholes who show up for a Jimmy Buffet concert.

outniggers

(play on outriggers)

the clewless

cog-nogs

>>686679954
>>686680542

HILLRODS sounds about right

fagstaff

>>686680060
roll

>>686679459
Nah. But you're an arrogant, judgmental cunt. God damn, you're around different people for one fucking day and you're already acting like this? Kill yourself.

gunwhales

>>686679459
see
>>686659876

>>686679459
Sounds like youre a pussy beta male. White country is the original alpha dog. You cower in fear when we walk by.

manropes

>>686679459

Better than niggers, OP.

Way better.

aftfags [or portfags]

>>686681266
YES!!!!

>>686680788
Op here gonna go make a video of me calling These tool bags patriotheads

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>>686679954
>>686680542
Rollin Rollin Rollin

>>686681266
i'm partial to portfags myself.

whew acutally accomplished something tonight.

>>686681266
Checked

>Look at muh big ol' truck

>Got me a big ol' truck

>Please for the love of god pay attention to me in my in-no-way-compensating-for-anything big ol' truck

I'm from Alabama. These are rednecks nowadays. They're as bad as niggers as far as getting shit on credit or getting a $50,000 truck financed. They won't have it for long and they'll be back to driving their 5 speed shitbox before long.

I think their called Trump supporters

>>686679459
Prep necks, that's what we call them in Tennessee

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City folk are such cucks. City girls flock to my cock, they like having real mens hands grab hold of them.

>>686681081
>>686681143
When these pricks dirty your campus with natural light beer cans everywhere. Park in spots their not suppose to and cause traffic for me trying to get to my lab. At this point I've earned the right to be annoyed.

>>686679954
winrar >>686681266

Their trucks are better referred to aa brodozers.

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>>686681614
Op confirmed lab geek.

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>>686681143
in embarrassment, more like it

Slack jawed yokels

>>686681740
Architect geek way higher on food chain

>>686679459
OP, maybe it would help if you told us exactly what "dress like they are going on a boat ride" means. like the skipper's hat? wet suits? what are these portfags wearing exactly?

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>>686681542
>girls
Family members don't count you fucking backwater hick

>>686681542
Actual county folks are cool. Not this fucks from the suburbs trying to be country. They wear fancy clean cowboy boots that have never seen a muddy field.

phags

>>686682024
Fishing shirts, cargo shorts and perry shoes

>>686679459
Texas fag here, You have no idea OP. Since I come from one of the smaller towns in Texas, I know exactly how you feel. They spend thousands of dollars to get their trucks lifted, mud tires, (never leave pavement) rims, sound systems etc.. So yes, scum

>>686682064
>i like to dirty shit up wherever i go like linus with his fucking blanket

>>686682061
>Implying there's more than one type of nigger

And I've got a second cousin that I would bang the FUCK out of

>>686682064
I have a serious suspicion that's what These are. Never seen a hard days work in their life.

>>686681266
Portfags it is. What you have, OP, is a bad case of a Portfag invasion. The only option is to play loud generic country music about trucks and laying under the stars with your favorite girl and a beer off of the back of a truck. Attach that music to a real, truck, and leave a brick on the gas. Godspeed.

Pseudo-rednecks

>>686682064
Yeah we called them posers in our school. The absolute worst is when they tuck their jeans into their boots

>>686682064
as much as they are an embarrasment to us as a country,real country peeps also play a big part in what separates us from the faggotry of europe. and i get along with them pretty well when i lived in the south for a few years.

aside from getting their willies all up in arms about some shit like a flag or voting en masse for a dumb ass pageant runner, they;re alright.

>>686679459
You call them white trash.

White trash comes in many forms and that is one of them.


Also, the number of people in this thread that are themselves white trash and are acting like their form of white trash is somehow more legit than OP's form of white trash is super adorable. "Hurbadurbahur der not rilly form duh cuntry hurrhaw not like mah good ol' boy country friends from the mud pits ha-yurk down up over der in mah furd truck"

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>>686682555
like this?

ITT: One more subtle conditioning to get white people to turn against white people

Remember, any white person that hates a nigger is better than any nigger

>>686682410
It's just like black guys from the suburbs acting like they are gangsters. They are trying to live a life they know nothing about.

Faggot,

May be used interchangeably with harly riders

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>>686682555
>calling people posers for tucking their jeans into their boots

>mtw when the boots are supposed to go over your pants

>mfw that's the whole point of boots going up that high

nigger, if you're letting your pants drape over your boots then you are not doing anything that requires wearing boots and you should stop

Country-fried wiggers

>>686679459
Wealthy farm kids. Their daddies worked hard to provide for them and they gonna take over the farm soon most likely. Let them have some fun they live in middle of nowhere it's rare to group up all together and have some fun

>>686683218
>Not understanding that real cowboys wear high top boots partly to keep shit from going down in their shoes.

If the top of the boot is exposed, then rocks and all kind of shit can get in them.

I live on a ranch in a sort of small town in Oklahoma. Now that summer is here, and time you go into town these wannabe country fucks are everywhere. They drive their big ass trucks that their parents payed for and park them at Sonic and sit there all night. I fucking hate these stupid shits.

>>686682276
I go to Texas A&M, get my daily dose of rednecks like this pretty much every day.

>>686683218
I get where your coming from and I agree with you. I should have specified. When you have urban kids that come from a wealthy background and have never worked on a farm, been out to the rural country parts, never ridden a horse, none of that, and yet walk around with starched jeans, tucked into $1000 boots, dressing like a "cowboy" but no nothing about the actual lifestyle of one, that would classify as a poser

>>686683836
No shit? I know a few people there. UNT denton here. Probably the most liberal school in the northern texas area, so you dont see too many rednecks here

"Sexy southern accent, anon!" -Fucking no one

>>686683408
That is the most retarded thing I have ever heard in my life and it isn't at all why why riding boots like that are made that tall. They are literally that way to protect your foot and leg from shit that you are walking in or riding through. It helps prevent you from getting things like loose clothes or lases caught on things.

Rocks getting in your boots? What the fuck are you even talking about? If you're actually doing the shit these boots were intended for, your dumbfuck pants are going to get torn up wearing them outside the boot... Wearing them outside of the boot is for yuppies that want the cowboy style without looking like a total faggot.

>>686683552
I live in New York City and I can't get away from them in the parks either. This weekend it's like the united nations of fucking trash: mexicans, hicks and negroes coexisting and overcooking hotdogs and hamburgs all in the same park.

>>686684395
>Rocks getting in your boots? What the fuck are you even talking about?

>How in the world are you going to get rocks in your boots kicking shit on the open range all day? That's just unthinkable.

>>686684395
I had boots when I was younger, the only time I ever tucked my jeans into my boots was when I was walking through my creek in my backyard.

>>686684637
Same. This dudes retarded. Every time I work my cattle I have my pants tucked into my boots. It's not a fashion statement, it's jut easy.

>>686684886
Well I've worked in the log woods and every time I've been the sawman I have my pants over my boots to keep from getting shit in them.

>>686685049
Well that makes sense, I guess it really just depends on what you're doing. My pants stay dry and don't get all muddy if they're tucked in my boots.

>>686684637
Yeah, cowboy boots are riding boots. You don't leave your pants hanging over your riding boots. If you don't know why, you don't need to be wearing riding boots. Stop coming up with redneck reasons for the stupid shit you do.

>kicking shit on the open range all day?

ffs you are autistic aren't you

>>686679459
White trash.