>>686654577
I'd like to be taller.
It sounds super retarded but me being 5'7 really put me down on life, no matter how much knowledge I gather or lfit I always feel inferior.

Noticed it in highschool when smaller guys in age were taller and it all went downhill from there.

I want to become the little girl

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want to live in china
fuck germany

>>686654763
If you feel like this your problem is not your height

>>686654577
I would like to become incredibly wealthy.

>>686655063
same here.

my laugh/voice

I would like to have full titanium teeth. But only if it were "socially acceptable" and didn't look ugly for other people.

>>686654577
>dubs noice
>like 2 more inches on my dick i guess
>that would be a soild 8
>guess my life is going pretty good if that is what i would change lol

I would like to stop feeling depressed.

Not having depression...

>>686654577
To be rich as fuck. I'm pretty happy with most of my life but just scraping by in the income department. I want enough to not have to worry about money ever again.

>>686654577
Get my ex back.

>>686655695
>>686655762
fuck guys, seek help. It's nothing to be ashamed of

Extreme focus , drive and dedication. There are so many things I could and would have achieved if I wasn't so lazy

Money. U$ 45.000.000,00 right now would make my life perfect.

i'd like to feel things again

I'd like to not be a coward. It would solve almost all of the issues in my life

Have every jew dead.

>>686656095
This is the most useful one

>>686655978
help costs money. and i have no money. so i keep being depressed

I'm a spic, but I look like different ethnicities ( which I am ) and I'm okay with that. I'm 5'8 and so far my height has never been an issue. Only when there's taller girls that I find attractive. But I'm decent looking. I would only get rid of my acne. My acne is my biggest insecurity and I can't get rid of it ( any advice ?) And now I'm going to have scars. It makes me wanna shoot myself. Other than that. I guess just my nose. Make it smaller. More Caucasian I guess.

>>686655226
I'll make you the girl anon, we can take turns.

that I could change even moar things

I have 1 million dollar debt. I want it gone.

>>686656294
That's true, but it should be a priority for you to spend money on

Some fucking money for a change. Hate being fucking broke.

I want infinite wealth.

My indecisiveness.

>>686656454
what about rent? bills? by the end of all that ive got barely enough for food

>>686656506
git b&

>>686656294
That fucking sucks man. Try to do fun stuff doe.
Even if you don't feel like it. In the end it'll make you feel better.

I want to fix my back, and BMI. I am underweight, and my back looks like shit. I said to look like a cross between Gollum and a Holocaust survivor. My shoulder blades stick out that it looks like I'm about to sprout wings. Also low back almost caves in and it looks so weird. People say I just need to "fill in my gut". That makes no sense because it's not my stomach that needs to get bigger, but my lower back, I wish I could fix that giant gaping ass hole that makes me afraid to take off my shirt.

There's nothing wrong with my being thin, but there's something wrong with my back.

Have the balls to leave my wife. I miss my freedom.

undo the changes years of playing wow and looking at porn have done to my brain aka dopamine release and the reward systems of the brain prolly

be a girl

>>686656294
If it makes you feel any better, I paid for help and it didn't. What they call getting over depression is really just you lying to yourself and everyone you know. So probably the same as you do now.

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>>686656869
Same

>>686656683
i do. but by the end of the night, i still feel like shit while i lay awake in bed. it sucks, but i deal

>>686656619
Things like this usually get covered by social security though. If you are american you have that obamacare thing

>>686655078

Are you me Bernd?

>>686654577
nothing really, am busy being everything I intended to be. If i had one wish tho it would be for more discipline. Still, I'm doing pretty damn awesome.

Delete the feeling of lazines.

>>686656870
Why? Are you very lazy?

>>686657143
what about deleting laziness

>>686656204
dev feels man

>>686654577
I'd change to a hot girl so I could get fucked like that

>>686654577
Bigger dick

>>686656278
>I cried knowing there's more like me out there...

>>686654577
I'd like to stop being socially retarded.

>>686655063
Moot pls.

>>686656454
>>686656683
>>686656986
What the fuck are you doing on 4chan? helping people? Why? Go to reddit. fucking whiteknights

>>686657056
I wish I'd have my own place with lots of other benefits

>>686657047
If we hadn't had a baby I would be gone by now. She's not a bad person we're just very different people. She wants the completely standard family unit thing going on and that is pretty much my idea of purgatory

>>686657396
Hey I'm just an anon like the rest of you now

>>686656095
I'm on the same boat. I may stop being a fatass finally but ya know. I'm too lazy to do shit. At least I'm married and know what a pussy feels like.

>>686654577
12inch shlong

>>686657433
>Implying helping people is not an egoist thing to do
>Implying we don't help others to feel better about ourselves

>>686657433
Aww but I was enjoying seeing nice people here.

>>686657584
But haven't you grow dependent of her? Emotionally I mean

I would always like to get dubs

Bigger bank balance

>>686655695
Get money money = bitches bitches = sex
Sex = dopamine dopamine = happy

>>686657584
Fortunately we have no kids yet. I can only imagine how that changes the context anon.

But in other ways it's similar for me. She wants a minivan and 6 kids and a lake house and this bitch doesn't even work (had a job when we got together but unemployed for 1 year+)

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>>686657584
You can do it man. Don't let the kid tie you down. That's a mistake many unhappy couples make. Just make sure that you're not dependent on her emotionally/financially and you'll be fine. Take care of your kid of course and be there for him/her

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>>686656869
>>686657047

Why don't you?

>>686654577
SAUCE
PD. I'd like to be white.

>>686658544
shit mugs

>>686658032
Possibly slightly. I'm quite a solitary person though. One of her complaints about me is that I don't communicate enough.

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This. I would stop this.

>>686658409
The worry is that she's the one who is dependent on me, emotionally and financially. I couldn't raise a child on my own, I'm basically a manchild myself. One of the main things stopping me leaving is the thought that my baby would have a much worse upbringing. Ofc I would be there and pay child support but that doesn't come close to what it costs to raise a child.

I'm quite alright.

>>686654577
i wish i had self confidence

>>686657433
>thinking not being a complete cunt 24/7 to everybody you meet is being a white knight
fucking kys

>>686658400
Yea same. She works part time but if I left I think she would quit her job.

>>686659267
Samefag here, similar reasons. I tried leaving her in college and she played the suicide card and I was too beta to let her fucking do it

>>686657049
Godspeed anon. I hope you pull through.

I would have taken all the pussy that was being thrown at me in Jr. High and High School. There was a LOT of it, and I was oblivious that I was at all attractive (I was, still am decent looking, but teen me was damn fine).

>>686656782
Was this too long to read or does nobody give a shit

>>686657433
>GRRR I HATE NICE PEOPLE

>>686658544
For me, I don't trust that she can look after our baby (obvs I would not leave my daughter but I mean the times when she is with her mother). She's a good mother but emotionally she is unstable. I think leaving her would make that worse and impact on my baby's life

>>686659924
I read it but I had nothing to say about it.

>>686659775
dude, you never stick your dick in crazy

>>686659775
When I was younger I swore I wouldn't be that guy, and here I am.

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>>686654577
anything

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>>686658883
Oh god anon dont tell me thats you

>>686660619
Anon doesn't look that bad, he looks a little above average, despite he has some dental issues.

I'd be a woman so I could feel some hot guys shaft down my fanny

>>686659267
I didn't say you have to raise the child on your own. She's there too. She can look for a job and get herself on her feet. The child would have a much better upbringing if you two separated. As someone who grew up in a troubled household with arguments and violence I can say that if my parents had divorced a long time ago, I would have lived a much better childhood. If you stay with her you'll grow to resent her and she will resent you for it. Then you both will fight and eventually one may hit the other and so forth. I say do what is right for your kid but also do what is right for you as well.

Id wish for quads.

>>686654763
"smaller guys in age"
You mean younger?

>>686659924
You write a paragraph which basically reads 'my back is shit. I'm ok with being thin, but my back is shit. Btw have I told you about my shit back?'
Like holy shit, fuck off and visit a doctor or whatever, you narcissistic cunt.

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>>686654577
a vagina
I already pass as a girl but a vagina would be nice, I got approved for the surgery but its 20 grand and I am broke

how far away my fucking girlfriend lives. working on that though.

I think it's a three way tie between:
-Not having depression (this shit fucks you up on so many levels)
- An impressive dick. Not so big that it hurts but one that girls talk about/constantly want. Maybe like 7.5 by 5.5?
- "Extreme focus , drive and dedication"
this is a good one.

Kind of funny that if I had a less average penis i'd probably go into extreme confidence mode and get shit done

>>686654577
holy shit gimme sauce please I need to fap so hard to this chick

>>686661270
I bet you're pretty awesome even without a vagina. Keep on, and good luck.

>>686661270
Wish for a cure for your mental illness instead.

>>686660963
Thanks for the advice. I agree with what you're saying. I think the resentment has already started to develop. From my side certainly. I'm no longer happy with my life and I see her as the main reason for it. I really do lover her but living with her drives me crazy. Neither of us are violent people so I don't worry about us getting physical but when we do argue it gets pretty nasty verbally, and sometimes the baby is seeing this which frankly scares me.

>>686655199
This. Not famous, because fuck that, but wealthy, yeah.

Money makes life better. It just does. If you don't think so, you haven't had money. My life is way better since I started making good money. More money the better. You eat better food, you drink better booze, you fuck hotter women, you go on better vacations, you drive nice cars, wear nicer clothes. Everything is better.

You wave a little cash around, see how well people treat you. You can think it's shallow, you can not like it, but it's reality. Money makes people treat you better.

Perfect teeth. My teeth aren't bad it's just two visible ones (those at the right of my front teeth) I really don't like because of a small cavity and white spots. I'm still 18 and dentist appointments are free for me in my country so I guess they could fix it easily.

>>686654577
beat this fucking boss in Doom

>>686661718
What do you do for a living now?

>>686655949
Same...

>>686654577
Dunno, would not like to have a uncureable kidney disease.

>>686654577
My mortality.

Shocking.

Things I could actually change: Work ethic. I'm actually pretty damned talented. It's just a string of bad luck made me apathetic since mid teen years and I've degraded to the 30 year old sack of shit that I am today.

Wish away my debilitating panic/anxiety disorder. It's ruined my life for 2-3+ years now, nothing I've tried has helped. Don't really know what else to do.

>>686661619
naw, I am a girl in my heart and soul, even if I could change it wouldn't be me anymore. I shed my tears over my illness enough already and I just want to be me.

>>686661602
My cock is pretty big and I can't even tuck it good enough to wear a bikini at the beach, I have to wear a granny type swim skirt thing and I am just sick of tucking it in general. I want to also take dick like a real girl, if I had a vag also I wouldn't have to tell every man I want to fuck I was once a dude so that would make dating easier.

money.

people that say money does not grant happiness are idiots who never lived being poor. I do live poor for most of my life. It's obviously better now that it used to be but i remember days when i would come back from school at winter to cold house with no warm water and nothing to eat. I was afraid to come back to home because my father often abused alcohol and drugs such as heroine, cocaine or cannabis. Man fuck life. If only i had more money i would give it all to my mother. She always worked hard for me and my siblings.

life is shitty anons.

A billion or so dollars would be nice. Maybe having a beautiful and wealthy wife so I can spend my time on recreation.

>>686661887
I'm in property management. We own a bunch of commercial properties in a very desirable area of a major city.

I'm living quite comfortably, not mansion and Lamborghini money, but I do well for myself.

I'd love to be, like, Bill Gates rich, though.

>>686654763
even if you got taller your inferiority complex would still exist, anon.

>>686654577
I would like to feel motivated to change.

>>686655078
Undankbarer Saftsack.
Die gesetzliche Sozialversicherung und die Lebensmittelstandards sind in Deutschland so gut wie in keinem anderen Land der Welt. Schau doch bloß die scheiß Amerifags an, Genfood wohin du schaust und wenn du mit einem gebrochenen Arm ins Krankenhaus musst bist du danach arm.

>>686661655
I know how it is to be in your kids shoes. I hope it works out man and best of luck to you.

>>686662279
>I was once a dude

You're still a dude and always will be.

>>686654577
would know wtf I'm supposed to do with it

>>686654577

procrastination

and stop fapping to traps

My lack of ability to have absolute godlike powers. I would change it so I was God and could just zap immortality into me and my family and friends, and zap away the lives puny mortals at will.

>>686662666
Hail satan

>>686656782
Pictures op im 18 ,180cm tall and barely 60kg , didn't stop me from getting the hottest most beautiful girl ive ever seen to love me and think my body is ace, (which it clearly isnt i look like a jew in aushwitz) but its all about confidance i guess.

>>686662666
worst trips ever you fuckin faggot.

>>686654577
I would wish my childhood friend to be alive and well right now

to always have perfect eyesight no matter what

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>>686662773
why on earth would anyone stop fapping to traps???????

>>686662684
kek, in the real world no one but my doctor and my mother know I was a guy. I live full time as a girl and all my documents have been amended legally, I am legally female on my birth cert and drivers license.

>>686662666
Hail stan!

>>686654577
Anything? Beyond realistic expectation or even physical possibility? Anything at all and that change instantly becomes a thing?

I'd become someone who knows the sauce to that gif.

>>686658285
it doesn't work like that. I have those things but am still depressed

not existing vs. existing

I would have infinite wishes

>>686662988
Legally, but not biologically. What a piece of,paper says means less than nothing.

>>686656323
Wash your face

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Maybe be more productive with my time.
Or figure out which girl to go after, or which I'd be happiest with.
I could add a few more inches to my height.
My family could be in a better financial position.
Pic related, it's my current desk situation.

>>686662279
I don't even know of you're trolling. And I also don't know what worries me the most. The fact that there are people like this or that these people are considered as functioning human beings.

>>686656323
acne goes away when you get older. and don't worry about your nose.

>>686654577
I would rid myself of my stutter

>>686654577
Would become female and be a slut.

>>686663202
I know not biologically but in every other way I pass and live as a girl. My whole life is like any other American girl in her mid 20's.

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Wouldn't change a thing other than being lactose intolerant. I miss ice cream..

>>686663121

i hope you die

not like soon or painfully or anything but one day

I want to have better luck with women. Literally every time I find someone who I am attracted to, she either has a boyfriend or went through a bad breakup recently.

>>686663494

Where you from?

>>686663082
This. People who don't have depression never get it. They think we're just sad. It's not that simple. It's a chemical imbalance in our brains. It's not as simple as "just try to be happy".

We can't be happy because our brains won't let us, we can't be productive because we're depressed and have no energy, and then we feel like failures because we can't get anything done, which feeds our depression. It's a vicious cycle.

It's not as simple as just "try to make your life better and you won't be depressed".

>>686654577
I'd like a smaller penis.

>>686660619
>>686660841
It is me, I put up pictures with kids and get called a paedo. I am not the posterboy of paedophila!

>>686655949
>>686661918
Cucky

>>686663483
Except that when you shower, you wash your dick and balls.

>>686663699
This

>>686663664
Deeeetroit

>>686661270
Dick is way more fun on a hot girl!

>>686663368
>that these people are considered as functioning human beings
>these people
I can't nor can you speak for any other trans person but I function just fine. I wake up, take a bath, blow dry my hair, do my makeup, pick out a cute outfit, put in my earrings, grab my purse, drive to starbucks, chat with the barista, sit at a cushy chair and sip it as I text my girlfriends, then I drive to work, do work, go to lunch with some friends, have girl talk and some laughs, go back to work, go home, shower again, pick out a sexy outfit, do my makeup sexy and throw on a pair of heels, have my girlfriends pick me up, go dancing, get drinks, maybe chat with some guys, then go home and repeat. I would like to actually go home with a guy and have him fuck my brains out.

>>686663793
Well, obviously because you don't have the pedophile moustache to go with your pedo-face.

Having 3 trillion dollars in the account and no one knowing it and having a 3 inches longer and girthier penis

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>>686663931
>Except that when you shower, you wash your dick and balls.
I don't have balls anymore. I had an orchi.

>>686654763
I can relate, I'm 5'4"

>>686664163
me too. well, i was. went to wayne state. lived at the 1300 building on Lafayette. On 9th floor, so woke up every morning looking at Canada because Canada right across Detroit river. Was pretty cool. Originally from NH. Detroit is the toughest city in America and shits all over every faggot from Boston. NH & MA = biggest faggot states in the nation.

>>686662279
Haha he's going to fucking know you were a dude based on the fact that your plastic surgery puss looks like the jokers face

>>686663698
It is a chemical imbalance. I'm depressed but I'm not a failure. I force myself to get shit done as a coping mechanism. Resilience is of the only things that provides meaning. Happiness is abstract and not worth worrying too much about.

>>686664437
>one thing
>names 2 things

>>686661270

How about work for the surgery money?

>>686654763
>>686664493

That feel, /b/ros. I'm only 6'2". Life's hard being a manlet.

To be dead.

>>686663698
what sort of medication is there that treats depression? Seriously wondering cuz never looked into it. Also wonder about myself sometimes because all my favored conditions could be in place and I'll still just not "feel" happy or "there" or satisfied or some shit. Inside, around my midsection and diaphram is just this feeling of like, "down" or something...

>>686654577

My weight.

>>686664437
This minus the dick. Who needs dick when you have 3 trillion dollars

>>686654577
Hmmm...
I'd like to know sauce on that

>>686663494
Why do you amerifags always seem to get that shit? britfag here and ive literally never met a single person in my entire life who is lactose intolerant.

>>686656919
same.. sigh..

>>686664905
>implying you cant die

>>686664661
it would take 100 years to save up 20 grand in this shit fuck economy

>>686664544
hey look at the idiot who knows nothing about sex reassignment surgery

>>686664247
You're a dude who cut his balls off and pretends to be something he clearly is not, a girl. You clearly don't function well.

>>686664958
me too

>>686664804
6'0" and I actually do feel like a manlet. Sometimes I wonder if my measuring is off, because I don't feel 6 foot. I feel 4 foot, because my mindset is so beta i might as well be

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>>686658883
Every time I post something I get shit comments

>>686665169
> Implying I didn't read OP's post literally.

stop being fat....

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>>686654763
don't fuck us, you are just a loser and dont want to work to change it.

< franco columbu 5'5 with Arnie

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>>686665379
Same here. I'm 6'25".

>>686654577
the empty feeling i have when i wake up in the morning

>>686654577
I wish beer would get me high like weed does

>>686665379
Try to incorporate a mindset of looking down on the world. Actively tell yourself in your head that you're looking downward because you're tall.

It might take a while but it should help. A lot of self-esteem comes from your perceptions of the world around you; I had a 6'3 friend who told me he always felt like he was looking up at people. Once he started to force his perceptions he became a lot more confident.

>>686666213
"Why didn't I kill myself yesterday?"

>>686655695
I feel kind of depressed
>girl I loved is fucked in the head so we split
>I cant find my friends interesting at all anymore
>I went away from job because it is sould crushingly boring
>a lot of things bore me to death. I have partied so much I cant feel anything interesing anymore. Drunk talks and everything is boring as fuck
>I am getting older and life gets boring

>>686665879
8 foot 2?

Psshhhh. Fucking manlet.

>>686662342
why not some talents instead?

money is extremely easy to gt without any skills. Just work a little more, you lazy cunt.
with skills you can become an influential legend

>>686666517
6,25 feet. I used google to translate from metric to retarded.

>>686655110
well said!

>>686667236
>metric to retarded
kek
love you anon

>>686654577
i would make myself imortal

>>686654577
Max out willpower/discipline.

>>686654577
Make all my financial problems go away.

I would like the last 6 years of my life back and to be able to start over

>>686665254
This. You are a homosexual man who has concocted a delusional world wherein you are female.

You are not a girl. You cannot be a girl. You are a mentally ill man and should seek treatment.

>>686666242
Not him but thanks for the tip.

Not be allergic to tomato sauce.

>>686667742
I can identify however I want you ignorant white cis male

Bigger dick

>>686667867
Is it just sauce? Even raw tomatoes, or ketchup?

>>686654577
i dont wanna live on this planet anymore

>>686667867
Holy shit, sucks to be you.

I wish I could have more fun and interesting friends. Almost all the people I met at college were fucking boring when it came time to party.

>>686667925
Yes you can. Doesn't make it true, though. I can identify as a dragon, but everyone's still gonna think I'm a crazy fuck.

>>686654577
>My Life
More Knowledge about -robotic engineering
-Space travel (Black hole) (Gravity jumps)
- Genetical engineering (Archive about what if this gonna change in here etc.)
- More money because lack of materials
> Myself
-cum production at least 4/3 more
- I could take workout but i'm not sure what use of that i will have except :
-More girls
-Better health
-Faster Stronger

I'd remove anxiety. I get way too anxious and worked up about stuff and it's really the only thing, along with problems related to it, that consistently holds me back from being the best version of myself

>>686667925
Sure, you can think whatever you want. But it doesn't change a damn thing. Your opinion is simply inconsistent with reality, and only someone psychotic would blame that on reality.

>>686668195
>Faster Stronger

What about Harder Better?

>>686668265
> "What is 'real'?"

Money. It fixes every issue besides death.

>>686654577
Omnipotence.

>>686668536
Just buy more lives. Simple.

>>686668474
Chromosomes. Chromosomes are real.

>>686667236
Listen up, America isn't the only one to use the imperial measurements. Africa does to, dumbass.

I want to be a pretty girl like Bailey Jay or a normie girl

Cure my diabetes

>>686668195
Lifting makes you smarter. Is proven.

>>686668536
:C

Is true. People say 'money brings problems'. Nope. You can use money to help yourself become fitter, more confident, more interesting (gain experiences), and then you can hide your money or donate enough to go back to being 'normally' wealthy and you'd still have the benefits.

So if anyone has a spare million please send to my paypal. I will use it well.

>>686668624
I'd go for this too.

Fed up with having to wear condoms all the time.

Be hitler
That's my secret fantasy

>>686668804
Piss off you braindead faggot.

>>686668804
but the smartest don't lift
so what's the point

>>686668881
An hero. You'll be just like Hitler.

>>686668708
I was thinking imperial, but I like how you immediately associated retarded with America.