no pros, lots of cons

why would you do it?

>>686646398
>>686646473
You two married?

Love the shit out of my wife. Didn't get married until I was 35. Feels good man.

Why the fuck are you asking bunch of virgins? do what you want. stupid cunt..

>>686646335
Being told? Hang out with fewer shits.

>>686646335
No.

You are either going to get tired of her, or she is going to get tired of you. There is no way around this. Despite all of the "I've been married for 40 yers hur dur" you know that it's because its unstable and nobody was man or woman enough to leave.

>>686646957
What no one has ever told you that before? How old are you?

>>686646335
I've been told many times to never get married , by the dudes or course. They say its just not worth it but i dont know mane

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>>686647200
ouch
You speak some harsh truth

>>686647200
/thread

>>686646335
There is no logical reason for marriage if you have a good relationship. Marriage is just a slip of paper these days and the beginning of serious financial issues.

Ignore friends and family who are pressuring you. Talk with the GF and see if *she* wants it. If not, then don't get married. If you do, it will only mean you'll be left with nothing but crushing debt if she leaves you.

>>686647200
The thread should have ended here.

>>686648670
I should clarify a little. I'm single and that's why they are telling me I should get into a relationship and married
>they are mostly Christians so...

>>686646335
You're 26, that's too young. I'm 34, have been married 3 months, and already I want to kill myself.

>>686649682
Greentext that anon. you have piqued my interest.

>>686649044
That's worse. Don't do it.

There is no reason, just stay together with her .
Marriage is pretty much just a formality and a way for gold diggers to steal your money.

>>686650203
By her I mean if you find someone you enjoy being around of course.

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>>686646335

if you have to ask, then you're still 13 y.o.

also, if you have to ask on /b/, then you're still 6 y.o.

>>686650203
In my country if a woman lives with you for five years plus she is entitled to something even if you two aren't married.

>>686650261
If you think an adult shouldn't at least think about married then YOU are 13

>>686649682
green text nigger

>>686646335
If you want to get married, get married. If you don't, don't.

Consider, though, statistically nowadays, your marriage is more likely to fail than it is to succeed. Statistically, it is likely you will wind up getting a divorce, and statistically, it is likely that she will get a much more favorable deal in the divorce than you will.

If you're alright with that risk and feel like you want to get married, then go for it.

>>686650463
*marriage

>>686649839
>Be me. 33 years old.
>Break off relationship with woman who was cheating on me with her ex.
>Enjoy the single life, hookups, all that
>Meet beautiful, popular woman
>Get swept off feet
>Move in together
>Talk about having kids and getting married
>Get her pregnant
>Get married
>She has me by the balls, changes immediately
>Sits on her ass at home all day watching tv and eating
>Sucking every dollar out of me, I'm essentially an ATM and a personal car service
>Kid still isn't even born

Don't fucking do it anon

>>686647200
I cannot express how correct this is.

>>686650261
No one over 15 types like this.

>>686650624
Is the sex at least still good?

>>686646335

Ideal age for marriage is 30 plus or minus 2 years.

>>686650373
What country is that?

>>686651069
If all you think is about sex then you're gonna have a really bad time.

>>686651069
My masturbation sessions are better than sex nowadays

>>686651069
Oh yeah. Forgot one thing.
>Sex every day. Crazy, wild sex.
>Now, just whenever I'm not so exhausted from working all day and then all night after I get home from my actual job.
>Blowjobs nonexistent

I hope you're listening OP

>>686651556
I second that

>>686651383
Saint Lucia
>>686651484
Never said it's all I think about but I definitely think about it because I'm not asexual. Also are you this anon>>686650624?

>>686646335
Married nearly 10 years. It's fantastic, but you have to be sensible and choose your wife wisely.

Marriage???

Are you poor and have a rich bitch?
...get married.

otherwise or opposite to that ....NEVER!

>>686651685
No that was not the same person

if you have a 10, get married. if you don't, then don't. but only get married if she has more money than you, and looks much better than you do, that's the only way for a man to be happy in a marriage.

women get marital support, custody, child support, men should get good looking, good at sex, and loyal. if it's not a fair trade then don't do it dumbass.

>>686651743
Don't believe it OP. She just hasn't drained his soul yet. Or his bank account.

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>>686646335

No.

There is mo reason to do it in this day and age.

Marriage is a traditional concept that is only functional if it's embedded in a traditional culture, and that's not what we have right now.

What we have now is a state and culture that incentivizes cuckolding and divorce for women, thereby dis-incentivizing marriage and procreation for men.

Sorry but that's how it goes.

>>686646335
>>686646335
You would be fucking cuckoo to lose your freedom. Get married? Get fucked.... I wouldn't

>>686649044

>>they are mostly Christians

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

they live in a fucking bubble where it's 1952. You won't be able to get through to them, so you might as well cut them off.

>>686646335
The ONLY reason you should ever get married in this day and age is for either financial reasons or because you want to raise a kid together. If your scenario does not incude one of the other don't get married.

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>>686650624

what did you expect, nigger?

>>686646335
Been married for almost 2 years. Wife is great cook, sex is good, got a baby. But its expensive to take care of them and I still think about fucking other women so it takes some discipline. I'm 30. So yeah there are pros and cons just depends on what your goals are

>>686647200

Zero dubs speak the truth.

It's either this or get raped in divorce court. Sometimes both.

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>>686652176

If she has more money than him and looks way better, then she wouldn't be with him.

Women fuck UP ideally, across if they HAVE to, and down almost never.

>>686653182
/thread

>>686646576
To /b/

>>686652884
I'm not arguing with you

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>>686646335
I have been married twice. Two mistakes nigga.

First one was a smack head and died on my couch.

Second one turned into a massive landwhale and died of a heart attack.

They were both miserable cunts. All women become miserable cunts when you marry them because the entire relationship up to that point is them faking having a personality to seal the deal. After that you meet the real woman, and she's always a lazy, entitled, stupid, miserable bitch that you would have never married if you knew the real them.

Tldr: don't be a cuck. Stay single and stay happy

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>>686653182

Don't do it, I did and it was great for a bit but now I rent a room, don't see my kids much and bike to work.

>>686646335
true love waits OP wait till you find your soulmate and when the time is right for both of you

>>686653522
At least the first one had a happy ending

>>686646335
Marriage is about doing things together. Whether you are at your sad or happy times, both partners stick together no matter what. If you are having trouble, your partner will be there. It's about trusting each other and continue life with each other. Ever watched Disney movie "Up"? You'll know what I mean. Tho in life, it's not always great times, at times during your fall, if both of you still stick together, now.. that is true love. Marriage is kinda like a formal declaration of a couple. It depends on your partner and yourself loyalty and perseverance in life.

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>>686654495

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>>686654545
>implying that both of them weren't happy endings

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Don't.

Young women give it up like it's going out of style, so women these days are essentially bound in a prisoners' dilemma where they fuck and get a short term relationship with a guy, or the guy finds another broad who will.

If you take care of yourself and stay above a certain economic threshold, you can be banging 22-year-olds into your 40s.

Since the sexual revolution, it's getting easier and easier for dudes to bang fresh new pussy. In 1995, you'd have to go out to a bar to get laid. In 2008, you'd have to go through the hassle of OKCupid dates. Now you can just tinder and be banging a broad out in 45 minutes, like pizza delivery.

Then when women get tired of the Tinder scene, they start looking for the nearest useful idiot and compiling a mile long list of requirements.

ALL men see this. and no man wants to pay sticker price for a used car with a lot mileage. I mean, relationships are a fucking value exchange. and you're paying a premium for something that other men got for free.

Women are the only asset in the world where the price goes up as the underlying value goes down. When they're 18, you're cool to a chick if you're tall, hot and have a car and your own shitty apartment where you can bang her.

When they're 35, you need a "respectable career" and substantial savings to buy her a house with granite counter-tops.

Don't be that dumb motherfucker.

Side note, this is why women hate being busted out for being sluts; you're exposing their real value on the market, which is to say, not much, and driving away potential buyers. They're trying to sell a lemon and you're pointing out the transmission's been slipping and there's a weird noise when you do this or that and it's been doing this weird lurching forward when blah blah.

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>>686654984
Women's studies major detected

>>686646335
yes, cause if it goes south your body will still be young enough to enjoy another healthy relationship

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>>686655529
Don't tell him to ruin his prime bro.

Marriage makes you miserable, which turns you into a fat sad cuck.

Let him enjoy his prime. Be a bro, not a faggot.

Wait. I'm happily married and have been for years. I waited until after 30 and found a woman that likes sex. It's good. If I had married some twat at 26 I'd have gotten divorced by 28. Live your life.

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>>686654628

>get married because Disney movie

Life ain't a Disney movie, kid.

I'll give you the real shit right here:

IT'S ALL ABOUT OPTIONS.

The dating and fucking scene functions an awful lot like a marketplace, because it is.

Whoever has more options in the market has the higher value and more power. The other has less, and therefore has to put in more work to keep their superior with them.

The person with more options and therefore more power is almost always the woman. The one with fewer options and therefore less power is usually the man.

She knows this. She'll use it against you to keep you running on your hamster wheel. "You better better placate me, because I've got 26 other men waiting in queue!"

For women, it's eenie-meenie-minie-cock out there.

You are no better or worse to women than your circumstances at the time, and marriage doesn't guarantee jack shit.

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>>686656063
>happily married

>>686654984
This seems like the message of a guy who can't get laid and has convinced himself it is his choice.

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>>686656063

>she like cock in cunt, so I get married now

you dumb motherfucker

>>686656206
I know. Seems impossible, but if you wait to get the horse shit out of your system it can work. I'm nearly 40 years old, so there's that.

>>686646335
You can't just get married. You have to find the right person. And that means someone who you can be friends with, not just married to. You need to share the same political and religious bents. And you need to have something you like to do together: camping, bowling, traveling, .. something.

It will work out then over the long haul. Good luck!

>>686656332
Yes it's a classic MGTOW faggot post. Notice how it is long winded and full of shit about muh value

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>>686656186
This really.

You want to win on a dating site? Here's how.

Option A: be young and troll for older desperate bitches who want to cheat on their cuck husbands.

Option B: sell yourself correctly. Only the important stuff. "I'm this old, I make 100k a year, own a car, no prison record, will buy you shit, average dick, you can move in with me if you're not a bitch." Then, just use her and move on.

... or be a nigger, so every white woman will want to make you their midlife crisis mistake.

>>686646335
Everyone's life circumstances are very different. Do you think it's a good idea.

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>>686656332

Seems like he made valid points.

I mean even women admit they fuck easy and fast when they're young and keep the """"good guy""" waiting, just like he said.

This seems like the message of a busted hoe

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>>686656722

Men shouldn't consider their own value and evaluate women for their relationship worthiness?

Sounds unhealthy.

>>686656332
>>686656722
Angry girls detected.

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>>686657111

trips niggaaaaaa

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>>686656561
>so there's that

Bro, I am 40 and am supremely happier since my two mistake marriages ended in death.

Single is always better than being a prisoner to a dumb whore's feelings.

It's like this:

Having a girlfriend is like babysitting an autistic child that has a shit fit when you don't agree with its autistic wrong ideas, and won't fuck you unless you buy it chocolate and jewelry.

Having a wife is like marrying that same autistic child and then spending the next 20 years trying to grow the balls to fucking kill yourself.

>>686647200
Dubs speak truth.

>be me
>madly in love at 28
>best girl ever
>do everything together
>both past our "wild time" of being young
>lots of sex partners for me in my past
>lots of sex partners for her in her past
>have 2 kids together
>happy family, travel a lot together since I'm making bank
>buy her homes, jewelry, cars, whatever her or the children wanted, they got
>she writes me love notes and cards every week
>I send her poems from work
>family sez we are the most amazing love birds
>toogoodtolast.com
>10 years into happy marriage, she starts wanting to work out at the gym more
>I join her, but she seems annoyed, so I back off
>she starts "needing her space" more and more
>I am left home with 2 kids while she goes off to retreats to "find herself"
>whatthefuck.org
>one day, I turn on "find my iphone" on her phone, and track it.
>she goes to a Mall, leaves her car, and gets into a beat up POS Honda civic with some dude
>the feels, man
>I confront her. Yeah, she's fucking some dude with no money who lives at his fucking mom's house (no shit).
>"But I LOVE HIM!!" she screeches at me
>next thing I know, she raids the family bank account, and runs away with this asshole, leaving me with the kids.
>1 year later, she suddenly wants to see the kids every other weekend. I let her, thinking it would be good for the kids.
>boom. Like that, I'm dragged into court. Gotta pay her $2000 a MONTH in Child Support, even though she only has the kids one or two weekends a month.
>fuckthisshit.png
>got a divorce, and a gf.
>gf wants me to marry her
>fuck no.

I am NEVER going to get married again. Only a dipshit wastes his time marrying a woman who is ultimately going to fleece him of whatever he has.

I am grateful for my kids - and I guess if you want kids, you'll have to get married and run the risk of a bitch using them against you for money one day, but if I had to do it all over again, I would seriously think about hiring a surrogate. Word to the wise.

>>686646335
OP bro I'm 23 got married in December of 2015 feels good man its all depends on the girl to be honest man if the girl you marry isn't one of your best friends it probably won't work out Ive been with my girl for six years and we waited almost all of that time to get married and if you do get married make sure you live with the birch for a while cause she is going to do some annoying little quircks that are gunna piss you off if you can live with those small annoyances then you'll be great just make sure to never let her take a night off from sex once the sex stops the happiness stops just my .2¢

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>>686651556
Almost 7 years into relantionship, getting married in 4 months, and so much this.

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>>686658064
>wanting kids
>ever

Bruh...

>>686646335
Since you are this retarded to ask for advice here, where 90% are patetic underaged virgins, no.

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>>686658256
>married less than a year
>"feels good man"

Wait.

>>686651069
>still good
try nonexistent

>>686658256
Me and the old lady would fuck every single night. Shit, she even wanted to fuck when she was on her period, it was that intense.

But in the end, she started fucking some other guy. I asked her "how could you fuck me while you were fucking him"? and you know what the bitch said to me? "To be honest, I was thinking of HIM the whole time..."

Fuck. That. Shit.

I'm 31 and been with my girl for a bit over 11 years now, still not married. Don't really see the point of putting on a big song and dance and wasting a shitload of money when it doesnt change a damn thing.

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>>686658064

>>she starts "needing her space" more and more

Some hard truth: when a woman says she "needs space" or "wants to take a break" what she means is "I'm trying to figure out if I can do better than you".

It means she thinks she may have found someone who can outbid you for her pussy.

If she HAS, then she wants to make the transition to him without guilt.

B in case she has NOT, then she still needs you on tap to fall back on.

Women are like monkeys: they never let go of one branch before swinging to the next.

>>686658344
Checked.

If you're a broke fag, then you can hop around and make babies all the time, but if you are a fag who actually accomplishes something with his life, and has money and a career, it is Open Season for women to fuck you up.

In some states (like Florida) they have "lifetime alimony" which means a judge could make you pay your ex wife for the rest of your life! Jesus Christ, why would anyone get married in that state...

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>>686658763
dammmmmmmmmmmnnnn!!!!!!!!

>>686646335
For the love of bleeding baby Christ NO!

>>686646335
I'm 26 and I'm in no real rush to get married. I've been together with my gf for 2 years now but still just not ready for a commitment like that yet.

WHHHAAHAHAHAHA all you nay sayers are fucking wankers who have never loved or been loved enough

Trying to rationalise love by whining about how stupid everything is

I hate institutions but come on, just fucking do it, ask her to marry you or don't, just do it your way and don't let these wankers tell you what to do

>>686659103
Except in my particular case, the one she traded for can't even support her. She took the money she raided from me and got her and him a nice condo. And now, because of the Child Support, *I'm* the one paying for it.

10 more years of Child Support, brah. That sucks royal dog dick.

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>>686659329
Never throw away your get out of jail free card nigga.

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>>686659475
>being male
>having feelings

Faggot detected

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>>686659501
This is why niggas have bitches killed bruh.

Yes. Tons of chicks want to fuck a married guy. In bitches crazy ass brains they secretly are being hoes to find a guy that will marry a bitch.
Sure everyone knows women make out great, except for birth but Ive taken some pretty big dumps so I can imagine. Also when you get married the only peace you will ever have again is taking a shit...
Which is where im posting this.

>>686651556
>11yo relation here
>so fucking this

I'm going to marry in july and have a kid in 8 months or so tho

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>>686658313

>getting married in 4 months

It's not too late.

I married and divorced (4 years later). ask me anything.

>>686659329
2yo is too soon for this mate

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>>686659902
>shotgun wedding

Just put that shotgun in your mouth and blow your fucking brains out now. Save yourself 20 years of absolute misery

>>686647200
Ok, this BUT... there is a point in a marriage where, regardless of whether you've internally fallen out of love with them or not or aren't attracted anymore, etc., separating from them would bring more pain than just staying with them. You just miss a lot of things about them, worry about them fucking someone else, being happier with somebody else, etc. Those feels are not good ones at all.

>>686659902
Werd. I dont got time for romance

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>>686659103
> I´ll choke on your dick in the bathroom...if you delete the photo
>I´ll come to NYC and suck your dick....if you take the picture down.
> If legit all of my rage

>>686659501

"Better than you" doesn't necessarily mean financial resources.

He may be hotter, have a horse cock and fuck her better than any one ever before, and is a dominant asshole.

In that case, it's his genetic and sexual resources.

Now she has his horse cock and your money.

This is called dual mating strategy, and the State lets women execute it all the time.

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>>686659475
... britfags are such pathetic cucks.

Once I got over the initial shock, I started dating again (POF, Tinder), and I have to tell you, most women in the 30-40 year old range have pretty fucked up stories to tell, and usually have baggage in the form of their own kids.

Once you reach that point, they're looking for a replacement for their ex, and the kids will never look at you like their Dad.

No reason to marry, fellas.

>>686660200
Nah mate, we planed the wedding for a year or even more, the kiddo was an accident but we are ok with this

If you are this miserable why arent you dead btw?

>>686660605
You could be right. Or else she is just trying to re-live her wild teenage days, because whenever I talk to her, that is exactly like she sounds - like a spoiled teenager. When I gave her shit about not seeing her kids in the first year after she left, she started yelling at me "this is MY LIFE!!! I have a RIGHT to live it MY WAY!!"

Sounds really grown up...

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>>686660681
>usually have baggage

Bro, they all have baggage.

Dumb as fucking shit
Daddy issues
Druggie
Whore
Lazy
Entitled (especially millenials)
Opinions
Can speak English
Literally no common sense

The list goes on bruh.

>>686660341
Who cares about romance?? Are you a girl?? Then show me those titis

>>686660980
>mate

See>>686660626

>>686659850
>In bitches crazy ass brains they secretly are being hoes to find a guy that will marry a bitch.
Explain this further. How long you been married?

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>>686660980

>kiddo was an accident

D N A T E S T
N
A
T
E
S
T

Blow jobs will be a long and distant memory. You'll be looking at other women at every opportunity begging them with your silent eyes to wrap their lips around your helmet.

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>>686658064
Tfw doing this to some dudes wife but I don't even have a car

>>686661301
>implying im brit
Are you this retarded or just amerifat?

Is going gay worth it in marriage? I'm not attracted to the male form at all, but never have I had such great conversations and discussions as I do with guys. Females all care about stupid things and the ones that have stuff with me in common have such character flaws

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>>686661768

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>>686661664

Not him, but it's called "preselection".

If you're married, it's a kind of seal of vaginal approval.

Women usually only want men that other women want.

>>686661768
Nah when i say accident i mean that i creampied her

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>>686662134
>implying aussies aren't brits

>>686662341
I'm not even an english speaker you McDonald's anihilator

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>>686662534
>not an English speaker
>types in English better than most idiots on 4chan

>>686662150
Thats called friendship you massive faggot

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>>686662309
>implying that was an accident

>>686646335

No.

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>>686662309

>nutted in her

>call conception an "accident"

that's exactly what's supposed to happen you silly dumb cunt hahahahaha

>>686662848
But l want the secks

>>686662698
The funny fact is that i learn english here, so many years lurking, cancerous as fuck tho

>>686646335
No bro. Fuck marriage

>>686662698
>implying that non-anglos aren't generally superior in regards to grammar, syntax or even typos
Nigger

>>686646335
>being told
You're not a child, make your own damn choices

>>686662848
No homo

>>686663065
>>686662926

One can not simple get out sometimes, bad luck this time btw

>>686663101
The kek was real

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>>686663101

hookers, idiot

sometimes I get freebies from this girl and she lets me go in her ass bareback and creampie her, love her.

>>686663495
Seems legit tho

>>686658064
>1 year later,
>got a divorce, and a gf.
You got cucked

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>>686646335
Take a long time before you get married.
>Date for a few years
>Move in for a few years
>Be engaged for at least 1.5 years
>Then plan the wedding and get married.

If your chick is pushing you on this, tell her she needs to understand it's important to you that you have a long healthy relationship before you make the commitment of marriage, as you view marriage as a life-time commitment, and people change over time. If she doesn't respect that, ditch her.
If anyone other than the person you are in a relationship tells you to get married, tell them to mind their own business.

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>>686663706
>implying that's a girl
>paying for sex
>love

I think you broke my cuck detector. Enjoy your aids

>>686646335

Who's telling you you should get married, OP? Your girl? Your parents? Her parents?

Marriage is a scam. Get permission from the government to hook up with someone...and you pay for the privilege!

If it goes South (and it will) you have nothing to look forward too but years of fruitless "counseling" then you go back to the government for permission to not be with your wife anymore...and you pay for the privilege. And the government divides up your assets and makes you pay her.

God forbid you have a child together.

If it's anyone but your girl pressuring you to marry, blow 'em off and enjoy your girl. If your girl is pressuring you....run the other way!

>>686653182
One of the most accurate pics I've ever seen

>>686664533
Oh and to state the fucking obvious.
>DON'T HAVE KIDS UNTIL MARRIAGE
Don't fuck a chick until you confirm
>Birth Control
>Pulling out
>condoms
>abortion
take about these things before you fuck a chick you morons.

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>>686665325
Forgot an image.

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>>686664642

she's a girl alright. Clean, tight and sweet.

>>686665539
the fuck is she doing with a jar of pickles in her bed?

>>686646335
Why the hell would any sane man sign a contract that entitles him to nothing but obligates him to provide for another person? An obligation that continues even if the contract is disbanded? While also ignoring explicit provisions against said obligation (prenups)?

If you want to kill yourself, use a helium bag. It's faster and less painful than getting married.

>B-but muh keedz muhfugga bix nood
I'd tell you to adopt, but in the Western world any unmarried man is automatically seen as a pedophile. Just volunteer to help orphans or some shit.

>>686664153
Tell me something I don't already know, brah.

The feels, man.

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>>686665539
We have the internet too anon. Nice back page photos faggot.

>>686646335
dfdfdfssdf

>>686658064
Every time I read shit like this it makes me so happy that I have never, nor will I ever (hopefully) get married. The courts are nothing but supportive of a woman fucking gutting you. No thx.

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>>686666879

And I already told you she's a hooker, you dipshit.

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>the year of our Lord 2016
>getting married

I wish I was gay so fucking bad. Any gayfags here wanna brag about how awesome it is? Seeing as it's 2 men. How do the courts decide who to rape if there is no woman to be automatically be claimed the winner if you break up?

>>686646335
It's fun at first, then it slowly declines. Just stick with dating long term. When the fun ends, it's easier to split. Just be sure to not leave any babies around.

>>686669774
Apparently, judging by my typing skills there, I'm completely fucking retarded.

>>686646335
be alone and make a life for yourself

trust me

>>686662150
I mean there are some benefits at that point on terms of taxes and hospital shit. And then you can both just go fuck any broad you want

>>686646335
You shouldn't be asking other people. They are not responsible for your life.