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>>686643342
Story?
>>686644066
Yes
>>686643342
Hot water ?
Apparently they didn't listen to South Park.
>>686644332
>>686644066
>>686644218
guy gets mad at collegue at work, gets bucket of hot coffee water and throws it on guy.
>>686644332
chocolate milk.
>>686644066
it was the yearly chili cook off and Harold stole Mr. McDonalds spicy chili beans. They were also childhood friends and used to steal each others tamagotchi. That pushed him over the edge and he tried to burn him with hot water. really sad story.
>>686644548
faggot biker deserved it
>>686644460
I'd wait for my chance and bash em hot water thrower head em wif a rock
>>686644460
Water should be between 195 and 200 F for good coffee. Considering the vic looks more annoyed than irreparably scalded, I think shitty coffee is the culprit here.
>>686644638
holy fuck that's savage
>>686644548
I never understand this. What did he hope to achieve? I know it's break checking but why?
>>686644638
ofc the horse was black
>>686644849
Horses: dumb as any amount of fuck. But do we eat 'em? Good gravy...
>>686644066
Just googled man pour boil water over man.....
www.dailymail.co.uk › article-3535299
>>686644173
holy shit muh dick.I didn't expect her to be that fuckable
>>686644426
fucking kekked, poor guy tho.
>>686644981
Christine 3: Under Da Hood
>>686644233
dubs says nerve gas
>>686644420
hehe kek you can see the penor lolz xD
>>686644680
Needs more rape but pretty good story. 6/10
>>686644877
dubs says nerve gas
>>686644981
Just a bunch of niggers acting like niggers. When they kill each other they don't call it murder unless another race is doing the killing.
>>686644981
Fucking niggers can't film for shit
>>686644037
Wtf is happening here
>>686643961
God damn Teri Garr was so fucking hot.
>>686643802
Have you had an accident or fall that wasn't your fault. lol
>>686645427
Even with the black guy in the background, this is just...so white.
>>686645628
Servings per container: fucking 1
Anyone have any footage of Soviet or Russian submarines?
>>686645083
>Mr Show poured boiling water over work colleague Bin Wu's head
Mr Wu had allegedly stolen half of Mr Show's girlfriend's hotdog
holy kek.
>>686645833
Gee that esculated quickly amiright
>>686645547
Fast cars always tend to lift off because the pressure over them is lower than under them. The main reason for the funny wings on F1 cars is to push them to the ground, for more drag and for not flying away.
>>686645547
too much lift
>>686645628
id break into my neighbors house and rape him and his wife just to smell that.
>>686645468
I dont know why but I came a bit
>>686645628
OP said non porn.
>>686645547
Air has mass. Pushing against it exerts a force back onto you. The force of the air against the bottom of his car pushed him up, causing the surface area on which the air can exert force to increase. Since those cars are built to be very light, it was forced into the air.
>>686645819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_AKKZHUZxM&feature=player_embedded
>>686645468
That's hella cool.
>>686645950
Oh shit
>>686646350
Awww! Love it. He's like, "Yeah, I'm just done. Message received, Lord."
>>686643802
Or....
seatbelts
>>686645853
>She did not seem afraid
>Tail between her legs
>>686645547
the car was to light and the wing was too high and he lifted off the ground due to not enough downward pressure.
atleast thats what happens to those little high end midget cars
>>686646334
BLUE LIVES MATTER HERPLDEDERP
>>686646350
He probably sued his employer for 16.000.000$ later because of work related injuries.
>>686646615
underage faggot detected
>>686645628
that some franklin's????
>>686643738
American police are sooo professional. I don't get what everyone complains about.
>>686646615
Remember that when you need one sometime.
>>686646837
Maybe don't keep the smoke detector quite so close to the toaster, chief.
>>686644426
Is this the way to country kitchen buffet?
>>686645001
underrated post.
>>686645001
A nigger reencarnation.
>>686645547
He used the cars can fly cheat.
>>686645950
fucking beautiful
>>686646930
>American police are sooo professional. I don't get what everyone complains about.
The guy is a fish & wildlife inspector playing cop.
>>686646785
>16.000.000$
>>686644548
so would the guy in the car get in legal trouble for this? even if this video was shown in court or whatever
>>686644145
The fuck happened just there?
>>686646930
you want that guy driving like that around like that???
fucker needed a bit of fear in him so he has a reason to stop being a fucktard.
>>686647026
What's the matter, did the big bad policeman hurt your feelings when they hassled you about your weed, gangsta?
>>686647112
kill yourself.
>>686646231
this is in Durban, South Africa I think. Guys brakes failed on a notoriously steep hill. He killed some people and got jailed because they say he should've driven off the road and killed himself.
Here's the article: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2414191/Truck-jumps-red-light-brakes-failed-smashing-cars-pedestrians-killing-22-people.html
And the source of the gif: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbRxg99mcWk
I saw the granny from a mile away.
Lane splitting is also illegal in New England.
>>686646980
hey jim ive got a good idea.. lets ride our bikes on the freeway.
>>686646969
it was a set for a movie. the car is being ran on a track to the right of it and the car behind and infront of it is filming.
>>686647359
Well, if by "weed" you mean my dick . . . thenyes.
>>686645793
>Redneck legolas
good title.
>>686646369
>>686646237
That's google AI way to see images, if you look up for Deep dream generator you will find it.
>>686646350
"Have you had an accident at work that wasn't your fault?"
>>686644680
hahaha
>>686647364
Is that that phenomenon where retarded bikers drive towards the things they are looking at even though they are actually trying to avoid them?
>>686646271
damn that hooded guy is pretty OP
>>686645427
Welp, at least he landed it.
>>686646785
its from that movie
>>686647724
That was pretty awesome
>>686646517
These buses rarely have seatbelts.
>>686647254
Why would he?
The bike did a legal move, he could have left the car more space but it was the guy in the car who didn't adjust his speed and then started lurching ahead to intimidate the biker. This prompted the biker to brake check him - which is also illegal - but in basically every case, if you hit somebody's ass you're always guilty. It's your job to leave the stopping space needed. It's clear both drivers are in the wrong though.
>>686646231
just called the cops. enjoy spending 8 years with tyrone
>>686647724
That's neat
>>686644420
This is the most hilarious thing I've seen all day
>>686647455
So.... where's her cunt?
>also, nice dubs nigger
>>686646785
This is from Captain America Civil War.
>>686646785
isn't this Captain America Civil War
>>686648070
>>686647991
Now it's done to death and it's not cool, in fact it's cheesy af now. You found this too late.
>>686644981
just glad niggers record the shit that goes on
>>686646271
WTF is this shit?
>>686644981
I will never understand gangs. Grown ass men killing each other because they wear different colors and live in another neighborhood.
>>686644877
Love how the other cars just noped the fuck outta there
>>686646496
tits or gtfo cuntrag
>>686648245
>nigger mentallity
>>686647852
Wow, that boy can actually fight.
>>686643342
What a fucking faggot. You got a problem you fight it out, you don't cowardly dump boiling water on someone.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3535299/Shocking-moment-man-pours-bucket-boiling-water-colleague-s-head-stealing-half-girlfriend-s-hot-dog.html
>>686647852
I wish he broke that little cunt's arm
>>686647455
>bethesda.webm
>>686647455
impressive
>>686646334
Why alabama cops are a fucking pigs?
>>686647364
she must have used the invincibility cheat.
>>686646785
It's a movie trailer...the camera vans plus the massive rail the truck is being carried on.
>>686645628
I came all over myself holy shit I need new pants
>>686643738
So glad to see that fucking tweaker get busted. Meth heads are the niggers of white trash
>>686648292
What a cunt.
>>686648384
Did some one say nose breaker?!
>>686645701
I love how he takes his girlfriend out.
>>686647724
faggot little kids
>>686647852
fucking rekt
>>686648613
Poor Kootra
>>686647818
god damn why's he try to pull it out just go to the fucking hospital
>>686646980
Darwin Award. Can't even feel bad for someone so stupid.
>>686647852
holy shit that boy rekt him
>>686646615
i will never understand the "i hate cops" mentality. like do you think its not fair that a guy gets his ass beat after trying to kill cops?
>>686645793
>filename.webm
lol'd
>>686646785
Scenefromcaptainamurikacivilwar.webm
>>686645701
topkek
>>686644690
There's usually a question about who is at fault in this piece of video. The car is at fault for entering a full junction, which is an offense unrelated to the bike. The bike then entered a full junction and hit a car by doing so, which is his fault. Even if the car was wrong in the first place, the bike should have waited for the junction to vacate before proceeding.
Bike is to blame.
>>686645793
Damn. Poor birds but what a sniper
>>686645950
I like how it comes out directly set to climb.
>>686647953
>>686647508
>>686646969
>>686646785
Watch the film again, they could have just parked the cars outside and ran in instead of doing this shit
>>686648395
They question is how long those people haven't been eating and how desperate they are. But whatever that video was my by Alt-Right asshole for Alt-Right asshole who want to believe.
>>686646271
I didn't know someone got video of the /b/ Summer Camp.
>>686648395
I'm surprised. I lived in California a few months ago and there were coons everywhere. They weren't polite. One bit a co-worker who was at a patio eating.
>>686647455
Why i'm boner now?
>>686648897
>10 years of being attacked.
>in spite of immigrants
>>686646785
Captain America Civil War filming clip. in retrospect the movie wasent as good as people say it was.
>>686648387
lol that fucking article
>He described the nature of the attack as 'chilling'
That's not how i would describe it
>>686648897
>ownd
lol
>>686648953
this is my fetish
>>686645950
That's actually cute
>>686648897
fucking faggot
>>686647489
faked
>>686649105
They are in California with a lot of pricks, therefore they act like pricks.
>>686644746
eat shit faggot. just because your mommy won't let you get one.
>>686647489
where the fuck did that hammer guy come from? Seems a bit excessive. A few punches would have put the kid in line.
>>686647710
Is this real life?
>>686649254
sure?
>>686646615
Go back to Cop Block and complain about getting arrested for breaking the law, faggot
>>686649105
Do you realize believe that kind of video to be authentic?
>>686645628
fucking fat ass americans
>>686648897
nigger.
>>686648039
Did we watch the same video or are you fucking stupid?
>if you hit somebody's ass you're always guilty
The biker is 100% at fault here and would lose in court under any circumstance.
>>686644173
Dam she is TOO fit
>>686646785
God damn civil war clip, i saw this forever ago and had no idea it was from Civil war at all.
>>686646271
This is the guy from Louis Theroux - Extreme love: Autism!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_03QSlEGLec He is in this video.
>>686645950
One of the best things i ever watched
>>686647479
There is a faggot in my town who does this while he has a huge sidecar, he is literally as wide as a car
>>686647479
so is jaywalking.
>>686649422
>>686649252
It's okay to be upset.
>>686646271
wtf is wrong with that fat guy. He's got hacker gloves and he's
> now
> fucking
> using
> them
>>686647187
>austin police
>texas
>ofc
>>686646334
dude endangered innocent people and tried to kill a cop. He got what he deserved.
>>686649414
So you are saying you would not eat any of this if given the opportunity? Fucking Euro skinny ass vegan..
>>686648245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7XuXi3mqYM
>>686645468
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
>>686648953
whats the purpose?
>>686644173
wtf, thats awesome
>>686648953
I've seen that video a million times (still love it) but never from that other angle.
>>686649414
settle down junior
>>686647433
underappreciated filename
>>686649404
whaddya mean?
>>686644548
Brake checking a car when you're on a bike is really retarded. You're not just going to get some bumper damage and ruin the other guy's day, your bike is going to be destroyed and you'll probably be in the hospital for a bit. You might never be able to move your shoulder the same again.
It's like when two people are playing tug-of-war, and one lets go so the other guy falls on his ass. Except he ties it around his neck first.
>>686644173
i was watching this with my parents when it first showed, i should not have to explain my boners to my parents while watching a family show
>>686646350
That point in your life when you think "man, im a fat fucking waste of skin"
>>686649731
Prevents the oil and gas from just spilling out over the ground and causing more pollution than it already does.
>>686644690
The biker was an idiot. He probably will have the damage and the pain and no gain. Every court must judge his behaviour as irresponsible.
>>686645628
Where is that? Which restaurant is that? Holy shit i'm hungry.
>>686643802
Gotta love buses- metal bars at tooth level to stop you!
>>686647823
mmm potato chips
>>686648133
Only fire can cleanse that place
>>686643802
That's a fucking good reason to sit backwards on a bus. Yeesh.
>>686648965
The car fucking moves into the bikes path you stupid faggot did you even watch the clip
>>686649333
I think so... google "tilt shift" effect... you can do it in the easy way with post processing, or in the correct way which requires special lenses with misaligment and shit
>>686649414
lel calm down Anne Frank
>>686648965
And if you would open your cum shot eyes for once and loop at the webm, you would see the car purposely moving forward to stop the bike from moving between the cars, aka, manslaughter as it was intentionally positioning his vehicle to stop the bike from passing through, knowing well enough it would cause the bike to crash
>>686649333
Is this just fantasy?
>>686647134
Call me a weeaboo faggot, but... source?
>>686648897
It's true. Warsaw was a cultural and economic power. Hitler came and killed all it's jews. It's been a ghetto ever since.
>>686648965
It's the car's fault, if you look at the video you can see him moving forward when the biker was trying to get through
>>686645427
even though its his fault, she was looking in the mirror while driving
>>686644690
Anyone who rides a bike should know that nobody is paying attention to you. It doesn't matter what point you're trying to prove, they just don't see you and they don't care what you're doing.
>>686647479
Good thing that's not New England then
>>686650012
whiplash look at the woman on the right
>>686649731
To walk away in slow motion without looking back
>>686645628
i came
don't remember if this is a gif or webm and don't care.
>>686647710
I really like this
moar megan pryce pls
>>686646213
ChineseEngineering.webm
>>686644426
express wash
>>686647573
kek
>>686648893
Using that cutting torch without safety googles is the bigger risk to his health.
>>686649850
>and you'll probably be in the hospital for a bit. You might never be able to move your shoulder the same again.
Dick? Nigger? Try being dead
>>686648178
I will never be this happy about something.
>>686644145
X12?
>>686647489
Why can't all public places have their own hammer knight of good manners
>>686646334
Im glad theres finally a video of this on here that explains why they beat him like that. he deserved it.
>>686650270
Ayyyyy
>>686649286
biker was being a cunt, makes us all look bad. fuck him, he got what he deserved.
>>686646496
you're a faggot
>>686645468
What dimension was this recorded in?
>>686650073
Netoge no yome
>>686643342
>Man pours bucket of boiling water
>Crown lawyer Steve Manning described Mr's Show's actions as 'chilling'
>chilling
>>686647724
source?
>>686645547
nerve gas
>>686645083
>www.dailymail.co.uk › article-3535299
>Crown lawyer Steve Manning described Mr's Show's actions as 'chilling'
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>686650175
>Good thing that's not New England then
Or course it's England, you halfwit. Look at the street markings and houses.
>>686646350
lol at dat filename
>>686644548
>>686649850
The one thing I never understand is how bikers never consider the fucking physics.
It's a lot easier for a bike to stop at speeds than a car, so don't be a smartass and break-check em.
>>686647823
>Coming fresh from a rekt thread to be disturbed by this
>mfw
>>686649018
Fun fact: Human babies are one of the most incompetent babies out there. Because of the growing size of the human brain, and in turn head, it would no longer fit through the birthgiver's pelvis. Evolution took its course, and the solution it found was giving birth to a practically unfinished fetus, with a fragmented skull and crappy brain so that the head is not yet too large to go through the pelvis. The human babies' brains complete their growth after their birth, and the skull solidifies into a single unit.
That's why human babies suck. That's why other animals' babies look so cool when they actually do stuff right after taking their first breaths.
>>686643802
>guy in black in the back left just kinda skips into the seat ahead of him
I kek'd ngl fampai
>>686648178
You're you're not allowed to enjoy it, because it's not the latest trend. Only the person i'm replying to is allowed to enjoy it because he found it before you did.
>>686647433
dat look
>>686646785
This is from gay porn
>>686647823
People actually do this?
I thought it was just one of the weirder gags of Goldmember.
>>686650481
arigato senpai
(I'm not that colossal of a faggot, thanks though)
>>686650285
signlanguage.webm
>>686648384
How could a father not teach his daughter how to throw a punch
>>686650634
google break time of car and bike... retard
>>686649679
>He got what he deserved.
25 years in prison, yes. But what kind of pathetic loser beats an unconscious man for revenge? Only niggers do that but then everyone in Alabama is a nigger, regardless of color.
>>686646554
lost at filename.
>>686647471
>some
>22
I hope I never see what you've seen anon...
>>686650063
caught in a landslide...
>>686645550
What knockers!
>>686650601
>not knowing the difference between England and New England
It's cool that you admit to being retarded. The first step is to admit you have a problem.
>>686645628
Location? Willing to travel to try this.
