>>686636718
Omelette du Fromage

Ey bb u wnt sum fuk?

>>686636718
I am very rich

>>686636718
I have been coding LUA for about 2 years now

>>686636718
I'm rich

>>686636718
Hi my penis is made of chocolate and ejaculates money...

>>686636718
Hey bitch, lemme Holla atcha!

>>686636718
I has cash

I vape

I drive black BMW and i am supreme gentleman

i am holding your daughter hostage, and will have her killed violently if you do not fuck me .

>>686636718
you are like my mother

>>686636718
I'm white...

>>686636718
hitler lost

js sm setničar

Some guys are such assholes and don't respect women, btw do you have a bf?

>>686636718
u want sum fuk?

>>686637055
Checked and /thread

I have money

We'll bang, okay?

>>686636718
You can't.

I make 150k a year.

>>686636718
"Hey, sweetie, I have to go to a seminar out of town thisweek... oh! and Omar is comming in on friday to take care of the garden."

>>686636718
I have a job.

praise allah

>>686636905
>>686637115
These two would do it for me.

>>686636718
you're mine

>>686636718
Would you mind if I take you out to buy some new shoes, your current ones aren't sufficient to accomodate for the beauty standing on them.

>>686636718
Sup ladies. My name's Slim Shady.

I caught all the pokemans.

>>686636855
/thread

>>686636855
First post best post


Always
L
W
A
Y
S

I did the dishes..

File: 1463975731154.jpg (43 KB, 640x1136) Image search: [Google]

43 KB, 640x1136

>>686637942

File: ay lmao.jpg (31 KB, 448x256) Image search: [Google]

31 KB, 448x256

>>686636718
Omelette avec de la jambon.

>>686637942
"Hold on I'm blowing your coworkers"

>>686636855
gg

File: 1460898094194.jpg (111 KB, 500x667) Image search: [Google]

111 KB, 500x667

>>686638004
Omelette avec du jambon feggit

>>686637996
You don't know women..

>>686636855
master pussy destroyer.

>>686636718
Tits or GTFO

>>686636718
come on babe u so cute im so lonely
pls tell me from which star you'r comin from

>>686637348
>js sm setničar
Back to Slovenia
What's it mean, bro?

>>686636718
Hitler did nothing wrong.

>>686636718
I'm a good for nothin nigga wit no job, mu dick!

>>686637996
Savage. You just made every 30 year old married man reading this sad

>>686636718

>I own thirty copies of Joe Dirt; let's watch them all back-to-back.

Sugi pula

>>686636718
Taylor Swift's my wife

>>686636718
take my credit card with you when you go shoe shopping.

I love you

File: Rage.jpg (140 KB, 1920x1080) Image search: [Google]

140 KB, 1920x1080

>>686636855
I understand that reference
Also, check'd

>>686636718
Bush did 9/11

>>686638586
ja in mene zanima kaj tu pomen >>686637348

>>686636718
I have pizza in my trousers and I have no arms to get it out of there.

I'm married.

hey, how you doin

>>686636718
My dick grows everytime I put it into vagina, wanna test it out?

>>686636718
Spanish omelette

>>686639160
>should taste great with your spaghetti anon

>>686636718

>Here eat these eggs!

>>686637605
underrated post

Cyka blyat, Vodka Putin idi nahui!

I make my own memes

File: image.jpg (14 KB, 241x209) Image search: [Google]

14 KB, 241x209

>>686636885
Get out of here oldfag

>>686636900
underrated post
/thread

>>686637118
She might fuck you, but she ain't gonna be horny.

1/10

>>686639284
joey is that you

>>686639485
ahahahahahaha xD

>>686636900
you are poor

Activate your almonds

>>686639528
Brian? No way!

>>686636718

how much?

>all the girls on the street want to have sex with me if i ask that. must be some magic shit.

>>686639702
he meant joey from friends dipshit
>>686639284

The wage gap is real.

>>686636718
I'm white, educated, my family has money and I will be employed in a swiss bank right after I finish university.

>>686638004
>de le
>jambon being masculine
Fucking american

>>686639702
my name's also joey
Hey how are ya

>>686636718
I will fuck you in the missionary position with the sole purpose of procreation.

>>686639702
poor Brian...

>>686640363
Heretic

do you play vidya

>>686639994
Ohshitmybad.jpg

>>686640363
you sick fucker

>>686636718
>make a woman horny with one sentence.

I'm rich, I drive a Mercedes and wear a Rolex.

>>686640363
...poor girl

>>686640051
It's honestly sad how true this is.

Well, either this or

"I'm kind of an ugly douche bag that peacocks with tattoos and retarded hairstyles and have no real future ahead of me aside sitting around doing heroin in my living room, but it's all good because I'm really laid back and will give you drugs."

>>686636718
Anon got sauce on the gif?

>>686636855
Incorrect password. The lab will now self destruct.

i know more than a 100 chuck norris jokes

You are now horny

Hey, at least I'm not black

>>686641199
Yes.

File: 2016-05-28-16-48-47-1869221564.jpg (8 KB, 192x249) Image search: [Google]

8 KB, 192x249

I drive a lowrider.

Interior croc-a-dile alli-ga-tor
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater!

Trump.

>>686638728
...how did you know

>>686636718
I'm a classy man, until the fedora comes off ;^)

I'm huge on 4chan /b/

File: 1437429351798.jpg (328 KB, 1280x960) Image search: [Google]

328 KB, 1280x960

Would you like to dance?

>>686636718
I vape

>>686636855
I don't get it

>>686641663
freehdpornstream.com
/x-art-caprice-jenna-meet-lover-austria-hd

>>686636718
I have a feminine penis

>>686639292
how would you know this if you've never had sex

Eyyyyyyyyyy

I'm a billionaire that doesn't believe in prenups.

>>686636718
>make a woman horny with one sentence.

My main is teemo

>>686642324
Is from a dexter's lab episode. The reference.

>>686636718
Get horny or I will kill your children.

File: 1409630808061.png (257 KB, 516x526) Image search: [Google]

257 KB, 516x526

>>686636718
check out this cool meme

I have a ten inch dick made of milk chocolate that ejaculates money.

>>686636718
8 inches

>>686636718
Hold the door

Hey bb its a me

Allahu akbar Muhammed jihad

>>686636718
"I don´t want to see you again, just tonight. Let´s go" works like a charm

>>686642623
This

Im a nigger with lots of money

She fought back so damn hard.

>>686641135
someone got their heart broken by a cuck

>>686641879
nigga that ain't no banana hammock.
>you gay

>>686639413
>>>/reddit/

cyka makes no sense in latin characters btw

you're saying "tsyka"

shit pisses me off

Hello my name is Mr. Right your friends said you were looking for me.

>>686637055

The only right answer

>>686636718
I am a billionaire.

File: 39FAA10AF21234749525923680256_38d44672c49.4.3.jpg (9 KB, 200x200) Image search: [Google]

9 KB, 200x200

gimme da pusi b0ss

your hair is beautiful

>>686643220
>You did something I don't like, get out

>>686636718
I just won the lottery

I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies

File: TheDENNISSystem.png (249 KB, 624x352) Image search: [Google]

249 KB, 624x352

I just need one word : dennis

1000$

>>686636718
I'm a millionaire with a 9" cock

>>686636718
China

>>686636718
I have a king-size bed and a big dick.
>ofc don't have king-size bed, but a horny woman won't stop half-way

Stretch your anus hun, I'm going in dry!

I'm a FUNNY guy!

check em.

File: sheldoncooper1.jpg (151 KB, 650x400) Image search: [Google]

151 KB, 650x400

I am wiling to engage in coitus , as long as you are not menstruating.

It's lonely here, there's no one left to torture.

I've got a nine inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears.

Build a wall

This time i'll be in the kitchen.

In latin characters?
>>686643220
Dont you mean greek and cyrillic?
Thats what the russian alphabet is made up of
And all of these letter im writing are latin symbols
Never go full retard
And you would pronounce that as "sooka"

I'm a male feminist. Do you, in you female superiority, want to peg me, please?

>>686636718
pls respond

>>686636718

You should come chill at my Spanish villa for a while.

>>686636718
M'lady