stick it in her you autistic cunt

>>686625472
It's not gonna happen

>>686625472
make sure shes 12

>>686625551
Kek
It,s sooooo simple!

Make sure you know how to eat box better than the average person.

>>686625472
suck it til she cums

>>686625551
With not much girth how do I get her aroused enough to not to care about the size

Read guides on how to do it right. All pleasure spots are within 4 inches of the vaginal opening, which means you are capable of doing it.

use imagination with tongue

Let a black bull do it instead.

>>686625583
/thread

>>686625472
Is that everything there is?

>>686625689
rub dem nips
lik dat pussy
git dat kissing on
and they she will suk dat dik

Op here, will she get bored of oral after a while? Even if I get good at oral I'll be a one trick pony

>>686625472
Laugh and get a girl with a bigger dick.

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Find a bull that you trust before she has the chance to find her own and leave you.
If you find the bull first and force him on her, then she wont leave you, she will still view you as the sex giver since he's your bull.

Stimulate her clit with your fingers or tongue. There's more to sex that just your dick, faggot.

>>686625472
turn 360 and walk away
she will be very pleased

>>686625843
5 on a great of day 4.5 on the regular it's not even thick, I hit the gym to compensate but I don't think it's enough. I'm thinking about offing myself

>>686625890
She will get bored of everything so keep bringing up new stuff till you die

>>686625472
Get a good job with more pay and you're OK

forget the 5 inch penis. how do u plz a girl in general

>>686626018
OP here, when you put it that way it actually makes sense.

>>686626041
No i mean is fucking everything that is?

>>686626001
/thread

Find a girl that loves you for who you are, and what you have to offer.

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>>686626018

>>686625890
>having a big dick doesn't make you a one trick pony.
Nigger you're retarded.
Don't have sex at all. Chances are you'll forget to wear a condom and reproduce.

>>686625890
OP here, this isn't my post.
This is an imposter.

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Get cucked. That'll work.

>>686626018
Why a nigger when a big dildo is cheaper?

>>686626172
he has to offer 5 inches

>>686626039
You dumb fuck

>>686626139
Fuck off imposter I'm not a cuck

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>>686626039

>>686626258
Isnt that just asking someone else to do it?

>>686626142
I think it's 50% of the relationship

>>686626019
This right here. I'm not huge, 6.75 and my wife cums 2 or 3 times before I even put my dick in her.

>>686625472
Who gives a shit about pleasing HER? My cock has never failed to satisfy...ME!

>>686626192
You're smart never thought of it that way

>>686626276
If the girl loves him that wont matter in the end.

If it does matter to her, shes not worth it and she is a sizequeen. not gf material

>>686626370
What are the other 50% then?

>>686625472
Find a girl with a 4 inch vag and learn to Fuck.

>>686625472
With hands you can make her come 20 times in arow, youknow she forgets your dick somewhere after the third. Woman who has never got a real orgasm will do anything for you to carry on, if you are good. There are good vids somewhere to check for the technique.

>>686626382
You sure she's not faking it? You never know what females do behind your back

>>686626044
Dubs of truth

>>686626509
Money

for girls, you have to give them a little 5 incher than show them your pump... if they surprise at your pump, then you dont have to dump... so keep them then if u shrink to 2 u get to be g&bf i heard

Pro tip: you can't.

>>686626600
The puddle all over the bed says otherwise. I don't watch her 24/7 but I really have no reason to suspect anything.

>>686626039
But anon must turn 720 ?

>>686626531
That really makes me want to learn more about the female orgasm, i wish i knew some women to experience with

>>686625635
This guy

Show her your pokemon cards

>>686625635
This guy knows what's up?

>>686626833
Clitoral stimulation is probably as important as actual penetration.

>>686626673
What a shallow world we live in... Drugs and food just grow outside but to fuck women i gotta have money...

>>686626041
Pro tip: you should kys

>>686625472
fingers

Talk mad shit to them. They like being degraded and dominated.

>>686627049
It's not just about money but an instinctual need to look for someone who can provide and protect. It exists all throughout the animal kingdom.

what does eating in a cardboard box have to do with getting girls.. wouldnt that detract and make u seem homeless... i mean, ive tried, but, jus wondern

>>686627032
Reading about it is one thing but doing is what drives my interest here so no point explaining unless you got a female companion interested in me

>>686625472
Penis size does matter if you're only having fun with a girl.
If you're in a serious relationship it wont mean anything.

>>686625472
Learn how to do tricks with a butterfly knife. Then use those tricks inside her vagina

okay suppose i buy a cardboard box, and eat out of it, how long before see results, plz respond

>>686625472
>How to please a girl with a 5 incher

Slide it up her cunt. What do you care if you're pleasing her or not? Get off yourself. PRIORITIES.

>>686627197
But that what makes it so shallow, all one need he already has, so why chase after that thing that someone declared to be the other 50%

>>686627237
Dude, talk to your girl, ask her what she likes. Have her show you how to make her cum. Dick size isn't the most important thing in sex. In my experience girls will want to cum and will help you help them.

>>686625681
Under fuckin rated
I thought the same cuz he said a girl with a 5 incher

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>>686627511

Use your fingers. Put 1 or 2 fingers inside up to the second knuckle then rub the front wall of her vagina in a "come here" sort of movement. This is the g spot and it will send her crazy. I've had scratches on my back from this. Don't just go in and out. You could do that with your dick.

>>686627586
There lies my issue , i dont think women want to talk to me based upon getting that message branded upon me followed by me spending ~15 years infront of a screen just vegetating so while im trying to get my body back into a human shape i think its still nice to try to already find a women to accompany me in that . im aware that im grasping for straws here but you gotta do something to pass time

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>>686626018

>bull

>>686625635
That's how i do it. Eat till it's tight. Focus on the clit( I usually play the alphabet game), Finger her with sharp hooks in the fingers, When you can barely keep 2 fingers in, she'll cum from any dick.

"I want to break up."

>>686625806
Go die off in a corner, you nig-nog.

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>>686627382

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5 incher, recent lose of virginity reporting in.

I was like you, OP. But when I put my dick in her she kept making me stop because my dick was hurting her. My dick ain't even fat either and also not a pencil dick.

As long as you got some girth and go hard in paint, the chick ain't gonna care about your average peen.

>>686625472
like normal. I've got a 6 incher and I don't think one more or less would make that world of a difference

>>686625472
>How to please a girl with a 5 incher
>a girl with a 5 incher
It's a TRAP

>>686627382
>/b/ says

Knife her pussy

>>686625472
what?

isnt that supposed to be one of those post like

How to please a girl with a 5 incher
>protip: you can't

>>686630348
Thats what i thought but doesnt look like

>>686629283
kek

>>686626271
Not too sure about that

>>686625472
Pro-tip from a girl: tongue > penis

Most women would say intercourse feels, at best, "nice". Whether you have a 4" cock or a 9" cock intercourse isn't really that stimulating, but oral is.

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>>686625472
>How to please a girl with a 5 incher
Son, if she's got a 5 incher she ain't no girl.

>>686628709
You shouldn't leave out important details; like the fact you were molesting your 7 year old niece.