Simply don't

"You're getting a little chubby"

>>686611050
Thats a perfect body

>>686611050
Why would you want a skinny woman? When she bears your children one day she will get fat anyway.

Did you mean
> How to dump my gf

"lets workout together"

You just stop paying as much attention to her. Let her catch you checking out a skinny chick.

>>686611050
Buy a dress in the wrong size/the size she once had.

You don't OP.
O.P. wants to be single

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>>686611321

>>686611338
just do this, you will both be happier and healthier

>>686611050
buy her a gym membership.

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>>686611321
> children

op here. My gf's absolutely beautiful but lately she's been gaining some weight, and I'm scared I won't be attracted to her. But yeah, working out together seems pretty great!

>>686611050
If you find out, tell me. I tried to hint to my wife, i bought fat burner pills. I tried the direct approach nothing works.

She went from 55 to 62 kg and holding there (~173 cm height)..

Open the doors really wide for her, when she goes paat you in a hallway really swuish up at the wall, when she sits down to eat a bowl of eggs tell her that those are your eggs.. Shell get the sublime hints.

>>686611141
/Thread

>/b/
>experience with woman

funny guy

I went from 220 pounds to dead on the inside in just 4 weeks.
Found out how www.killedalive.com

>>686611050
k

>>686611790
My ex had the same problem, she gained 30 pounds and it litteraly killed our sex life, and our couple.

I don't want that to happen again!

Just tell your wife that you want her to be healthy, suggest you both could work out. Play some sports together, eat super healty.

>>686611649
Just be real with her, make sure you call her beautiful, just tell her you both could be healthier and happier if you BOTH lost some weight etc

Just go up to her and say, "baby. I think you're gaining weight. It's quite unbecoming." Or just tell her she's getting fat. Now send nudes asshole.

Bitch u gettin podge.

"if you dont lose some weight soon i wont be attracted to you anymore"

>>686611790
62kg@173cm is fat?
i think one of those numbers is wrong.

>>686611050
Working out together is the best.

>>686612288
No, the numbers are right. Of course she isn't fat, but the excess weight is visible already.

>>686611050
it's a tricky one OP. i tried to tell a girl i was going out with once and it back fired (no longer dating)
and i didn't even bring it up, i just answered honestly when she asked if she gained weight. she did and she told me herself!

many women lose all logic and common sense when it comes to weight. so be VERY careful

and if you ever figure out this topic. please come here and share

>>686612091
>>686612217
these = -1 GF

gotta be an equal playing field, sneak that shit up on her start with walks and light hiking and challenge her to something she can win at (running long distance generally is a good one for women) eventually tell her that you love how sexy she is after shes been sweating after a hard workout.

It happens. Just tell her your superficial and for the relationship to continue she better get more active

>>686611355
This op

>>686612609
you're a shallow pos, 135 at 5'6" is almost exactly average.

>>686612642
Superficial... virgin detected

>>686612609
OK that makes more sense
get into sports and demand she "shares" the activity with you? with such a small extra it will go away in no time

>>686612609
I guess it depends on how she is holding it, but that sounds like a perfect weight to me.

>It happens. Just tell her your superficial and for the relationship to continue she better get more active. Then watch her actively walk out the door.

FTFY

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How do you tell your gf needs to gain weight?

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Again I think she's super hot, but I'm just a little bit worried. In fact I always loved curvy girls, but not too fat.

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ITT betas who can't even be honest with their girls. She's probably cheating on you as well retards

>>686612795
Settling down for average..sure sounds like /b/

>>686611050
Openly talk about it with her, if she can't take it, she's a pathetic bitch not worthy of your love.

>>686612489
This, lead by example. Don't tell her. She knows. Make her realize she'll lose you by demonstrating you care about your own weight. If you tell her she's fat she'll go on the the defense and won't likely forgive you. Women hold grudges man, but stay loyal with kindness and consideration.

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>>686612642
bitch detected

>>686611050
>tip your fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away

>>686611050
I would play with her gut from time to time. She'll know she's getting a bit chubby and start hitting the gym before you know it, that is if shes even gives a fuck about her appearance.

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>>686612880
>>686613058
Truth hurts

>>686611050
1. Finally come out of the closet.

That's all.

>>686613001
>/b/
>women
nigga most of the people here are 45 year old kissless virgins. Average is out of their league.

>>686612931
How fucking old is this picture? There's a CRT TV in the fucking background.

>>686613224
this will not work

A few years ago my girl went from 120 to 140 pounds over one summer. I didn't say anything because her tits got huge and her ass was amazing. But she knew she was getting fat. She lost all her weight a few months later. It sucked.

>>686613224
yeah.. no.

>>686612881
Yeah well we did go to gym for like 9 months now, but it's not really helping when neither of us really changes their diet. I also gained 8kg in the same time period btw.

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Tried it:

>Start dating this a little bit chubby girl.
>A little chubby is perfect
>I'm fit and keep myself fit
>She keeps her figure by watching what she eats, so I'm okay with it
>After like 9 months of dating she starts slipping with her "diet", starts munching chips, chocolate and coca cola etc
>Starts getting fat
>Complains how she's getting fat
>Try to encourage her to do something about it. Tried to get her to start cycling, hiking and running with me, so we could do it together.
>She complains how all the sports and ways to get fit are bullshit etc
>I keep myself fit, watch what I eat and live healthy
>She keeps getting more and more fat
>She starts complaining more and more about it
>After months of this the effects are starting to kick in
>You can see through her clothes, that she has gained a lot of weight, even worse when she's naked
>Seeing her naked doesn't even get me off anymore
>Decide to be honest with her, that she should actually start losing weight
>She goes absolutely apeshit about it. Calls me the biggest shit head ever, how I'm super shallow and that I hurt her feelings eternally because of this.
>"But what about your health? This is not good for you in any way"
>Hurrrdurrr fat shaming muh body muh rules, and all the other defences around. She even said that it's easier for a man to stay fit and do stuff, than it is for a woman. How she's going through a rough phase in her life, and that eating makes it better somehow.
>Instead of taking it as a constructive criticism, she took it as if I did it just to make her feel shit for the pleasure of it
>She did nothing about it, still gaining weight and whining about it constantly, of course she does nothing about anything.

tl;dr: 99% of women will get hyper insulted about it, and 100% of those who get insulted will not be able to see it as constructive criticism and concern of her well-being.

>>686613001
>implying /b/ is full of above average men

>>686613746
then...change your diet?

additionally:
> neither of us really changes their diet

>our

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>>686613374
Got to play older games, is this better?
Don't have a lot of pics in this phone.

>>686613001
135 at that height is fucking perfect depending on the woman. Depends on if some of it is muscle or not.

>>686612931
she doesn't

My gf gained a bit of weiggt but is working on losing it. Unfortunately she's into those bullshit diets and yoga.

>>686613769
Dump her.

My gf is getting fat but she knows it, and want to be fit and healthy wo we'll start do some sports together. Also, she's paying attention at what she's eating.

If she doesn't want to lose weight she doesn't care about you and what you want. Especially if you're working out yourself....

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>>686611050
well I'm with the majority of anons here. if you tell her she's fat she'll be pissed. She's female so you have to do something about her weight. suggest cycling, hiking, swimming together. suggest to her that you both need to eat more healthily and get some excercise. women are basically like little girls so you need to kinda guide them along. it's your job as the dominant male in the relationship. more fucking and less ice cream is also a good way for her to shed the pounds

>>686611050
Buy a scale and tell her to get on it.

>>686613746
Working out plays a very little role in losing weight dude, chances are you have increased your calorie intakes a little if anything, you rewarding yourselves after working out?
It's simple, you need a calorie deficit, practice self control, it's not that hard.

>>686613009
>this

stop wasting time with bitchbabies

>>686614385
Nah, no such thing. And I personally gained quite a muscle mass even though my weight didn't change my abs are visible now, hers aren't.

>>686614172
This
I see way too many relatively fit guys with land whales, not sure if it is my location or what, but you just know it wasn't always like that.
If it is the other way around then you know it comes down to money. But I don't see that nearly as often.

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>>686614172
It seems I have no other choice. I've tried to encourage her and help her getting fit and healthy. I don't even want my gf to be super fit with a low fat %, I just want her to have a normal body and be healthy.

1. Buy scales (in kg would be the best)
2. Tell your gf "Babe, I got you something. It goes from 0 to 100 in just 5 seconds."
3. Show her the scales
4. Profit

>>686614626
Be a man, dump her.

You need a better gf anon, one that cares about you AND her body!

>>686614622
your not in hawaii by any chance. chicks here can be fucking huge

coddling women is why they act the way they do.

if she can't be an adult , leave her.
being single is better than that shit.

>>686614611
Women lack the same determination to finish their reps and work to failure and actually correctly complete their sets. You should train her. I see too many women at the gym sitting on machines doing 100 reps on some really low weight, not even getting tired and walking to the next machine to do the same thing.
I trained my girlfriend to do her sets like the men do, she does about 6 to 12 reps and goes to failure, she also likes drop sets. Even have her doing pull ups now. She didn't start like that though, she started with the weights that were way too low for her.

Dont tell her that she became fat. I did this mistake and now i have no gf..

>>686614997
No, I'm in Ohio.

Go to the bathroom or to the kitchen or something and leave this tab open, conspicuously.

>>686611050
Send me her number

>>686613374
The bottle shaped coke can in the top right dates it to at least 2013

work out and better yourself, then you won't have to chase girls, they will chase you.
you don't have to be miserable just because you're afriad of being alone.

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>>686614626
be a man don't be a superficial cunt. the anons who recommend dumping the bitch are lonely fucking neckbeards. they just want you to be alone like they fucking are. she's female she will naturally carry more fat if you want skinny with abs well that's rare for bitches. maybe you be better with something a little more masculine

Is easy tell her: "i'm gay" she will understand and you can go shopping with her still you fucking faggot.

>>686615048
Yeah, well she is doing pretty much half the weights I do (not that I am stellar either). But when it comes to her, we're talking about 60kg deadlifts, 40kg squat, 30kg bench, etc.. At around 4x12 reps usually.

>>686611349
This.
Seriously OP, you gotta be subtle with shit like this, if you are too direct bad times will be had by all.

Just say it you pussy. I told my girl she was getting fat straight up and she started working out 4 days a week immediately. Now I get to watch her chubby little body bounce around while she works out then I fuck the shit out of her when she's done. Man the fuck up OP.

>>686615559
you're fucking retarded or a butthurt female

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>>686615559
>she's female she will naturally carry more fat
fatty detected

>>686615559
>that's rare for bitches. maybe you be better with
Nah anon, I love curvy girls, but not fat.

My gf is fit. She's afraid of getting fat but sometimes slips and eats a lot. When this happens I just say "do you really need another cookie/slice/etc?".

And she stops eating it and appreciates my support in retaining her fitness level.

The other day she was lookung at herself in the mirror and said "I may be getting older (28) but I think I look the best I ever have"

And I said all the work and discipline is paying off.

>>686615559
being miserable just because some tumblr cunt can't handle the truth isnt being a man.

>>686614626
I think dumping her is the only way to really teach her the lesson that she can't just let herself go and expect her partner to have the same respect for her as he did before.

You'll likely find someone better, and maybe she'll learn a lesson and make better decisions in a future relationship. Or she'll find a beta male. Win/win either way.

>>686612642
He wants to stop it before it gets out of hand.

Female or fedora detected.

>>686615559
I just said "I don't even want my gf to be super fit with a low fat %, I just want her to have a normal body and be healthy." in my post >>686614626

So no, I don't want my gf to have abs or anything. I love a little chubby girls, but she has gone beyond chubby ages ago.

>>686616091
Visible abs*

>>686615681
If her weight isn't increasing then she isn't pushing hard enough, maybe she isn't completing the very last couple of reps she is actually capable of completing, maybe she is capable of lifting more. Drill it into her head not to count reps and stop, you always work to absolute failure, if that failure point is over 12, then increase the weight. With men I'd put that number on 8 or 10, less if you are a power lifter of course.

>>686616053
Retard detected, clearly you have no women experience.

>>686616393
I'm not that guy, but you're the retard in here, sorry.

>>686616517
Sorry mate, you're quite retarded, just admit it to yourself

>>686611338

This.
It's good for both of you, and if you frame it as "I want to work out, and it'd be fun to do it with you" it comes across less as "you need to lose weight"

At the worst it comes across as "we could both do with losing some weight" which is a less bitter pill to swallow.

>>686616393
Nigger my gf is fit as fuck.>>686615840 was my post.

>>686616788
Nigger who cares

>>686616091
It won't change at this point. Its too late. You have to nip it in the bud when it starts. You have to accept tubby gf or if you cant you gotta leave.

>>686611321

We have two, still not fat.

>>686616788
Mine is 29 and she also looks the best she ever has.
Her fucking shoulders man, she is really enjoying the pull ups now that she is getting better at them, cannot recommend them enough.

>>686611321
We have 2 kids, wife not fat either.

>>686611050
OP's pic is not a representation of fat though. That's an ideal woman's body.

>>686616933
Clearly your fat ass does.

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>>686616775

I don't agree. Althougt the girl a the right is a little bit too fat, the other ones a really too skinny, espicially the one in the middle. Stupid post.

>>686611338
This never works. Women don't really like to workout/do not workout hard enough.

>>686615840
Doesn't count if it's your sister

>>686617008
Yea my girl likes leg workouts the most. She does some upper body but doesnt want visible muscles, just no flab.

Her legs and ass are fucking brilliant. Guys check her out all the tine which is flattering to me. Like, yea shes mine you pussy faggots.

>>686611050
I tap her belly in a playful way

Start playing with her belly and thighs

What is it with /b/ actually being nice?

Don't tell her she's putting on weight.

If you have to be direct, tell her that she should loose some weight.

>>686617594
what is it with you being a newfag?

>>686611321
Women/men only get fat when lazy. If you stay active and dedicate yourself to eating right and exercise you will maintain a great figure FAGGOT.

Tell her " listen..your getting soft and that's making my dick softer. For Christ's sake ..please stop doing this to us"

>>686617703
not actually new, but cool story

>>686617378
>He doesnt want to fuckhis fit sister
Pleb

>>686617901
if you say so m8

>>686611050
She's over-eating from the stress of having such a shallow fuckhead boyfriend.

>>686617099
dubs of truth

>>686618219
Tits or gtfo

>>686618219
You believe stress is a valid reason to overeat? No accountability for anything these days.

>>686611050
>when u cant carry her home anymore

smoke her out a weeks fasting nothing but cannabis water and some small meals then walks around the block into progressive jogging dont take bullshit for an answer

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>>686611050

You have to tell them at the start "If you get fat I will leave you, I find nothing arousing, attractive or appealing about fat women."

If she stays with you after that statement, she will work to keep her body, if not... well hell... you warned the cow...

>>686616490
>>686616573
>>686616775
>>686617242
>>686617386
>>686617627
>>686617687
>>686617796
>>686618133
>>686618218
>>686618328
>>686618498

Alright we get it, go play somewhere else.

>>686611050
This will help you op
http://1312484.igenapps.com/go-figure#0

>>686612636
>implying a woman can outrun or outlast me
topkek weak faggot

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>>686618773

>>686616490
*this

>>686611977
>www.killedalive.com
link dead

Femanon here
>>686611338 this is good
>>686611349 this is bad
>>686611355 this is good
>>686612040 also good
op isn't superficial for wanting an attractive girl, but girls are easily offended so he must treat lightly if he wants a positive outcome. It honestly shouldn't be too hard, as long as you take her feelings into account.

>>686611050
Just ask her to break up, it'll be quicker and simpler because that's what will happen anyways if you tell her that even in the most tactful way

>>686611790
>She gains 7
>>686613746
>I gained 8

Your Fatasses need to pick it up

>>686619517
Tread*

>>686618855
for joo*
it looks central american

>>686611321
"Why would I want to live? I'm just gonna die later anyway."

>>686614622
Some guys just like more cushion for the pushin

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>>686611459
this. Are you fat?

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>>686611050
>How to tell your gf she's getting fat?

>>686616246
Not everybody is working out to build muscle mass you faggot

>>686620308
No no no, that's not whats going on in 99% of these cases (unless the guy is black, then it may be 20%).

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this is now a fat people hate thread
>atleast until the fat mods delete it

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>>686612931

She's still slightly too fat.

>>686611050
Well I dumped mine that's how I told her last I heard she really blew up bad so it was the right move on my part

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>>686618773
AMERICAN DETECTED! ALERT!

>>686620750
Then you are wasting time. You have two main categories, cardiovascular workouts and muscle workouts. High weight low reps is proven to be the most efficient muscle workout method, if you do high reps low weight you are wasting a lot of time that could be spent on the more efficient method.

>>686618219

You sound like a massive fucking cuck.

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>>686620948

Broke up with gf recently and just had a dude ask me.
>"Hey dont you have a pregnant gf?"
Fucking kek

>>686620802
Mods don't really delete shit. If your shit gets deleted (pruned actually) it's because there's no interest in your topic

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>>686621722
their is always interest in hating fat people

>>686611050
You tell her she's far and you two go exercise.

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>>686611050
>Gf
>/b
Pick one. You can't have both.
OP is a faggot

>>686611050
Shit, if that's her, the body is still great. A little chub isn't bad.

no no, when she eats a bowl of eggs, you say "you don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this."

>>686611050
"you are getting fat"

>>686620964
What are you saying exactly? Are you claiming that it's a waste of time to work out to lose fat? I dropped 30kg while weight lifting, it's a great way to boost your metabolism and burn more calories. Value it much more than cardiovascular workouts.

You can only put on muscle if you're eating right.

>>686615559
Delusional landwhale detected. Your tumblr is there -->

"Hey baby , first time we met you were like a flower , now you're like a bouquet"

>>686619132
Lost

>>686611141
this.

or go work out and ask her if she wants to come.

>>686619517
tits or gtfo

She fucking knows, retard. Be a man and appreciate the chub or fuck off and let someone else appreciate her.

I literally have the same issue.

My girlfriend was hot as fuck about 4 years ago. She slowly started eating garbage and has gained at least 30-40 lbs.

Nothing has worked. I'm at the point where im going to start staring at skinny girls when we're out in public just to light a fire under her fat ass.

>>686623385
major virgin beta detected

>>686623385
BETA DETECTED

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>>686623385

>>686623502
passive aggressive beta faggot

>>686611321
MILFS

>>686611291
facts, i like em painfully think i need ass/upper thigh to squeeze and a face full of tittes

I just tell her she's getting fat. She is a UK6 at the moment but she goes to 8 and back down again. I'm about 30% fat though so I normally just get called a fat cunt for bringing it up.

>>686623502
man the fuck up you pathetyc beta

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>>686623933
30% body fat is obese

>>686615930
I think this will reach her as well. some ppl don't learn unless you show them.

>>686611050
she has booty you nigger

>>686624257
No shit

>>686624491
Then hit the gym, bro

>>686611050
you dont, you just rebuy her clothes a size smaller. you take the others and donate them for tax write off

>>686613174
>turn 360

That would mean you'd still be facing her.

>>686625065
Fucking kek.

>>686625174
Shitty b8

Kim Kardashian ?

>>686611649
No, your girlfriend is ugly and only you think she is beautifull. And nigger stop being a fag, if you love her then act like a man and say it bothers you. But whyeven care. Fucking fag, cant even make your own decisions in life, you fucking support from a internet page.

>>686617214
this goes for all humans except the ones who actually workout tho

>>686617901
its ok, you dont have to pretend, its modern times, that shits legal now.

>>686618828
Its an example, the confidence boost she will get from beating you will make her want to try harder in all aspects of your workout. (especially if she had to try really hard to do it)
I'm not saying give her the win I'm saying challenge her and have her challenge you and the competition will make you both work harder.

>>686626266
also most of /b/ probably arent very good at running to start with....which is why I mentioned it at all.