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Where The Wild Things Are
>Get it?
I got overwatch today and I just played dva cuz she's a qt
and apparently in the first few levels people don't know not to stand next to her ult so I got about 4 plays of the game with that
Hi, how ya doin?
>>686604205
Well I don't get around here very often lately. There must be some way we can chit-chat outside of this dreadful place! D:
>>686604493
Hmm, well shoot me an email, I have an account specifically for this kinda stuff! [email protected]
>>686604475
I'm tired as fucking hell and mentally unstable. How are you?
>>686604652
Well what good does that do ? I hardly check my emails! We can't carry on with an email friendship!!!
I just sent you an email btw
>>686604692
Tired as well. Insomniac, and horny. Packing for a con for next week.
We're all a little mentally unstable. It's a pre-requisite for being here.
>>686604886
We'll figure something out. Any other form of communication I don't wanna post here!
I'm not mentally unstable at all
>>686605238
I want to say bullshit but I feel like if there was ONE person in these threads who is stable it would be you.
>>686605538
all of my neuroses are manageable and managed
I am the living embodiment of the word "predictable"
>>686605238
You have to be mentally unstable. Otherwise you wouldn't have come here.
>>686605725
Stability sounds boring.....
I may listen to metal. But i need cuddles too ;.;
>>686605781
it is easy to draw an incorrect conclusion when your premises are flawed
>>686605870
the chinese consider "may you live an interesting life" to be a curse
>>686605912
We can get a big cuddle party going on with some metal playing. That sounds awesome.
>>686605988
>your premises are flawed
My premises aren't flawed, it's my mental faculties that are in jeopardy. But it's curious to consider that one impacts the other.
Still, you crazy, girl.
>he defines his personality by the music he listens to
>>686605912
hnnnng DAT ASS
Had me at a full red-rocket like ready to blast off.
>>686606128
we are definitely done here
i am existentially hung over
please send help
if I had to choose someone as the most mentally stable person in these threads it would probably be kaybe
>>686606170
What is that, like a fallout reference or something....?
>>686606260
*sends help*
>>686606224
Aww, but we're just getting started!
>>686606331
Wut
>>686606331
assuredly not
>>686606128
That does sound awesome. Metal heads are scarce in my area. Full of hipsters and cholos
>>686606458
Hipsters are cute but have shit music taste. That's why you have to bone them with earplugs in your ears.
>>686606135
I think the point was that his personality ISN'T defined by his musical tastes. Hence the "I MAY listen to metal, BUT I need cuddles too"
>>686606128
>>686605912
I'm on board with the Full Metal Cuddle Puddle
>>686606336
No, it's a dog penis reference. You knew that, Idk why I'm wasting my time answering a rhetorical joke question.
i vote nibi
>>686606340
like holy fuck this hell
now i have to go get my phone sometime today too
but whats up
>>686606331
Absolutely not.
>>686606696
Im not from here...im the lazy spiderman shitposter
>>686606644
I take personal offense to that.
>>686606645
>Full Metal Cuddle Puddle
Let's do this shit.
>>686606859
Why? Are you a cute hipster with shit musical taste?
>>686606644
Hard to find a cute one. I would be happy if i can score a femboy and show him the world of metal and its true side.
>>686606645
:D
>>686606846
Because he's a psychopath and a pathological liar...
Don't get me wrong, he's a cool dude, but he's not stable in the slightest.
>>686606645
that he mentions it at all means he thinks it has any influence at all on one's bearing
anyone who adopts a particular genre of music as a lifestyle is generally insufferable
>>686606700
I barely slept, again
got overwatch
been playing overwatch
>>686606846
just trust us
>>686607001
>I would be happy if i can score a femboy
You and me both, dude. You and me both.
>>686606982
N-no... I'm a cute hipster with great musical taste >:c
>>686607023
>Anyone who picks out a favorite genre is shitty and annoying
K.
>>686607011
have you met him?
>>686607023
i mean he is pretty cool and has been probably the only guy i've met from here who has been consistent with his personality
>>686607192
that is not remotely close to what I said
>>686607169
I would be happy if I could BE a femboy
O to have the perfect body of a flat-chested woman + man bits :(
*sigh*
>>686607192
>N-no... I'm a cute hipster with great musical taste >:c
Well then it wasn't directed at you! Besides, I like cute hipsters. They're cute!
>>686607304
he is those things, but "most mentally stable" is probably a bit of a stretch
>>686607353
Also right there with you. I don't just want a femboy. I want to be the femboy. Sadly I'm cursed with wide shoulders and square hips. Oh well. At least I can dress up in thigh highs and cute underwear on my own
>>686607313
You said as much and more.
>>686604381
Have you tried phara yet? She is an absolute beats. Although not hot at all with all that armour on.
>>686607023
i could reaally use some as well right now
hows overwatch
>>686607503
I have wide shoulders too and i have wide hips with a big ass. Im glade i dont have chicken legs, and a big schlong. Just want a femboy to worship it.
>>686607536
if you say so, friend
>>686607609
I have not
>he doesn't like clothed girls
>>686607708
take a nap
pretty fun
hopefully it stays that way for more than just a few hours
>>686607459
who would you say it is then?
>>686607819
Scuse my structure. I do has a big schlong xD
Gonna go put some tea on brb
>>686607836
well im down ad out
ihope it stays fun later
>>686607885
myself, of course
>>686608045
good luck
thanks
>>686607819
Big dicks make up the difference for a lot of people.
I'd actually settle for someone who is at least "average" in body type and relatively hairless.
The body hair thing really gets me. I can't deal with it.
>>686608070
alright if you didn't count then
>>686608223
I couldn't say I know enough people well enough to be comfortable making that judgment
>>686608135
Im average, with some body hair, not too much. I manscape to keep my confidence up
>>686608135
Well it looks like I'm on your no-fly list then. I've got the hairy like Italian genes or something. Plus the whole tall, wide-shoulder, masculish build thing.
>>686608323
what a no fun allowed answer
>>686608223
God dammit Shiba's look so fucking happy I can't get enough of it. When I (eventually) buy a house with a yard I'm going to get a Shiba or a Corgi.
>>686608417
Confidence is sexy! You look like you have a nice dick too~
>>686608426
We can still cyber bb
